NFL 2013 WEEK X: instructions for when a teammate wants to shit in your mouth

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (144 of them)

wow McCown!

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link

Jags win!

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

pretty sure i say this every week but indy is a weird team

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, November 4, 2013 3:52 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link

feel like these second tier teams always seem to shit the bed when it's time to prove themselves. here we have the Bengals about to lose their second straight, Packers falling apart due to injuries, Colts on a losing streak. we may have some weakass 4-6 seeds in some Confs this year

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

OMFG BENGALS

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link

O
M
G

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link

BENGALS

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

how do you NOT BAT THAT DOWN, RAVENS

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

lol ihedigbo, amazingly dumb

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

that reminds me of that one hail mary that I think Shane Matthews (or Jim Miller) threw in 2001 for the Bears.

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

haha on the replay you can see a celebrating Ravens fan suddenly turn his head afraid to look after ihedigbo bats it upward. I want this in a GIF

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

home teams having a rough day this afternoon

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

what happened to the ravens i left the bar and now it's overtime

brownie, Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

that...could not have gone much worse for the Bengals....hahahahaha

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

holy mackeral

brownie, Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

horrible play

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

@brownie - they had the game won, it was two seconds left, Bengals territory, 4th and 15, and Dalton threw a hail mary towards the end zone, that was batted once, and for some reason, Ihedigbo batted it upwards rather than down, and there was a receiver standing behind him that caught it on the carom, sent it to OT>

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link

omg

brownie, Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link

I don't think it was a bad idea to go for it on 4th and 2 necessarily, but once you realize your footwork isn't going to recover the yardage, GO THE FUCK DOWN, or at least run laterally so you're not losing forward progress.

Ravens in FG range now

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link

wtf?

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link

I hate how over-officiated a mere "catch" is these days. i think this stands.

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link

no way this is over turned

thank god they're showing overtime here

brownie, Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link

wish I was seeing the damn Broncos game! hurry up!

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link

yes!

brownie, Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link

boy the Bengals are looking like Keystone Kops the last two weeks.

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link

hoping the Broncos defense decides to show up prior ot the playoffs

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 21:49 (ten years ago) link

Manning is now over 3,000 yds for the year and at 32 tds. lawdie

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link

wait, we have another opportunity for romo to throw a critical fourth quarter interception in front of a national primetime tv audience today? omg
don't let me down cowboys

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 10 November 2013 23:14 (ten years ago) link

sooooooooo if the playoffs were today, in the AFC, the matchups would be:

Wild Cards: NYJ at Indy, Denver at Cincy
First Round bye: Patsies, Chiefs

what a fucking weird season

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 November 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link

This is probably crazy talk, but I think the Panthers are getting really good in the best part of the season to get really good.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 November 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link

Is it me or were one or two of those women who sang the anthem completely in the wrong key?

beard papa, Monday, 11 November 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link

going well so far

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 November 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link

Sproles's last run was insane.

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 November 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link

Another player banging his head :(

Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 11 November 2013 03:33 (ten years ago) link

"they get the onside kick.. and the next thing you know, it's fourth and 21"

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 11 November 2013 04:07 (ten years ago) link

that Dallas series was a magical way to start watching this game

this NO score is basically lol

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Monday, 11 November 2013 04:14 (ten years ago) link

yes, that was some madden shit where one player knows all the controls and the other player can't remember how to block passes

Mordy , Monday, 11 November 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link

making mark ingram look like an nfl player is the most comical thing that has ever happened to the cowboys, and there is so so much competition

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 November 2013 04:26 (ten years ago) link

still leading the nfc east tho. amazing really.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 November 2013 04:30 (ten years ago) link

well, tied now!

Mordy , Monday, 11 November 2013 04:31 (ten years ago) link

i imagine rob ryan is pleased

mookieproof, Monday, 11 November 2013 04:36 (ten years ago) link

cmon saints you have time, hang 50 points on them

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 11 November 2013 04:36 (ten years ago) link

saints should grab ppl out of the crowd and let them take it in turns to take a handoff

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 November 2013 04:38 (ten years ago) link

still time for a romo pick six imo

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 11 November 2013 04:39 (ten years ago) link

This is probably crazy talk, but I think the Panthers are getting really good in the best part of the season to get really good.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, November 11, 2013 1:06 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If Cam catches fire they can win it all

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 11 November 2013 05:18 (ten years ago) link

I mean, who knew DeAngelo Williams was still a good running back?

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 November 2013 05:43 (ten years ago) link

I think other than when hurt, Williams was still decent but they split up the carries quite a bit.

Rams d-line is probably the best in football this year. They made the Colts and the Seahawks look pretty bad in the past month, exposing some weak o-lines.

earlnash, Monday, 11 November 2013 05:48 (ten years ago) link

deangelo williams has always been a good running back imo. dude gets consistently underrated.

call all destroyer, Monday, 11 November 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

that was a singularly pathetic performance by the cowboys last night

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 11 November 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link

grudge match KO by porthos the fat musketeer
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYzRC03CEAA9S7N.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 November 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.