NFL 2013 WEEK X: instructions for when a teammate wants to shit in your mouth

still can't figured out what happened to the Failcons ... injuries, obv, but talk about not living up to expectations

foles gonna throw for 50 tds this week

still can't figured out what happened to the Failcons ... injuries, obv, but talk about not living up to expectations

― Brad C., Thursday, November 7, 2013 3:08 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Injuries and terrible line play on both sides of the ball. Thats it.

Last week 8-5, for season 92-41

Washington Minnesota Vikings- Vikings played a bit better last week, but I'm taking Washington.
Buffalo Bills Pittsburgh Steelers- This is a pickem. I'll take Steelers at home.
Cincinnati Bengals Baltimore Ravens- Big game for Cincy and B-more is waffling, but I will take Bengals.
Detroit Lions Chicago Bears- I'm going Lions as I just don't trust the Bears even with winning last week.
Jacksonville Jaguars Tennessee Titans- Titans
Oakland Raiders New York Giants- Giants
Philadelphia Eagles Green Bay Packers- This is an interesting game. I guess Eagles.
Seattle Seahawks Atlanta Falcons- Seahawks but they are playing on fumes the past few weeks.
St. Louis Rams Indianapolis Colts- Colts should win.
Carolina Panthers San Francisco 49ers- Good matchup, I'll take Niners at home.
Denver Broncos San Diego Chargers- Denver coming off bye.
Houston Texans Arizona Cardinals- Cards
Dallas Cowboys New Orleans Saints- Saints in a pinball/techmo bowl shootoout.
Miami Dolphins Tampa Bay Buccaneers- I got to think even with all that went down the Dolphins are still a much better club than Tampa. Dolphins but I'd believe it if the Bucs finally won.

You guys, is it Christmas?

that toy's gonna break before New Years

Well yeah, I'm aware of this

Still

Cowboys Saints could be absolutely hilarious. Could make the Cowboys Broncos game of a month ago look like an Ohio State Michigan game from 1977

http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=9944012

The 34-year-old volunteer told police Incognito had been drinking and was "acting very inappropriate towards her," and that she went to police after Incognito said he wouldn't apologize.

The report states that the volunteer told police that Incognito "used his golf club to touch her by rubbing it up against her vagina, then up her stomach then to her chest. He then used the club to knock a pair of sunglasses off the top of her head.

"After that, he proceeded to lean up against her buttocks with his private parts as if dancing, saying 'Let it rain! Let it rain!'" the report states. "He finally finished his inappropriate behavior by emptying bottled water in her face."

The story was first reported Thursday by WPLG-ABC in Miami.

jeez she could have a least handled that like man and beat him up, she doesn't get NFL culture i guess

btw i generally REALLY hate rick reilly but i thought this column was pretty great:

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9932209/nfl-becoming-guilty-pleasure

I dunno if I liked that column because it actually was good or because I expect so much less from Reilly

it's all true what he says, but of course the comments on it are the typical bemoaning of the "wussification" of the nfl from people who work in cubicles.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9945888/most-players-survey-want-richie-incognito

ftr I posted that before looking at what the URL said

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Incognito-held-Oline-meetings-at-strip-club.html

i thought this was how everyone in miami held meetings

the dolphins need a player who would stop the clown show by his strong charismatic presence along, a savior if you will

I think I know what you're getting at.

It's...

TEBOW TIME.

praise be unto him

omg

please please please let that happen lolgods, I will be in your eternal debt

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9946248/richie-incognito-held-offensive-line-meetings-strip-club

I mean this is kind of hilarious

more like offensive offensive line meetings!!!

it can be hard to hear in strip clubs, i wonder how much of the meeting they were able to get through

I want to watch Miami play just so I can make jokes about their offensive line looking like they're setting up to receive lap dances

yeah they've got their signals so crossed that they figure they gotta lay back and let linebackers crawl all over them.

hut-hut MAKE IT RAIN

just got called for illegal use of the hands ;-)

repeat second base, I mean down

http://www.latimes.com/sports/football/nfl/la-sp-farmer-cleeland-incognito-20131108,0,1127922.column#axzz2k6AGOMgj

whew that's brutal. the breadth of player responses is really interesting to me. sorta trying to figure out if it is more a variety in the types of hazing experiences and cultures, or more a variety in the mindsets of the recipients of the hazing.

It's nauseating. I think the most successful franchises don't have a hazing culture.

Incognitos played for the rams and the fish. Nice career

Old school 49ers, the gold standard for a franchise, never pulled this shit. That guy is your teammate.

that is about as good as a rick reilly in 2013 column is gonna get

This is kinda nuts. There are 13 QBs on pace for 4000 yards passing or more. Of those 13, there are 5 qbs that are on pace for 5000 yards passing.

Heh...wow.

Geno Smith is on pace for like 3550 yards passing. Crazy.

Of course, I think it is only going to get bigger, go check out the score in your average Big 10 football game. Holy moly, really none of those teams can play defense for nothing.

I think we are at the dawning of fast break football. I'm not so sure to make the game less about hits and more about speed and execution, they could shorten the time between plays and slow down the whole substitution except on plays where the clock is stopped.

unbelievable, the 1pm game being shown here is Steelers/Bills, an almost meaningless game

hey now

;)

Been driven from my home, forced to watch ravens game at mall bar.

green bay down to their practice squad qb

everything on redzone so far has been a sack, turnover or penalty

Incognito deflected blame for many of his harsh actions against teammate Jonathan Martin during an interview with Fox Sports.

Incognito also accused Martin of using equally crass language, claiming that was the nature of their relationship.

"When words are put in a context, I understand why a lot of eyebrows get raised," Incognito told Fox Sports during the interview, which aired Sunday. "But people don't know how Jon and I communicate to one another. For instance, a week before this went down, Jonathan Martin texted me on my phone, 'I will murder your whole F'ing family.'

"Now, do I think Jonathan Martin was going to murder my family? Not one bit. He texted me that. I didn't think he was going to kill my family. I knew that was coming from a brother. I knew it was coming from a friend. I knew it was coming from a teammate."

i think the real problem with Incognito's thinking is that he somehow thinks people didn't hate him prior to all of this.

dafuq is going on in Indy?

lol Cutler. so close. neither team wants to go ahead.

Loving these ravens.

will the Jags become only the second FL team to win an NFL game this season? signs point to YES

Manning lol

This is probably crazy talk, but I think the Panthers are getting really good in the best part of the season to get really good.

Is it me or were one or two of those women who sang the anthem completely in the wrong key?

going well so far

Sproles's last run was insane.

Another player banging his head :(

"they get the onside kick.. and the next thing you know, it's fourth and 21"

that Dallas series was a magical way to start watching this game

this NO score is basically lol

yes, that was some madden shit where one player knows all the controls and the other player can't remember how to block passes

making mark ingram look like an nfl player is the most comical thing that has ever happened to the cowboys, and there is so so much competition

still leading the nfc east tho. amazing really.

well, tied now!

i imagine rob ryan is pleased

cmon saints you have time, hang 50 points on them

saints should grab ppl out of the crowd and let them take it in turns to take a handoff

still time for a romo pick six imo

This is probably crazy talk, but I think the Panthers are getting really good in the best part of the season to get really good.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, November 11, 2013 1:06 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If Cam catches fire they can win it all

I mean, who knew DeAngelo Williams was still a good running back?

I think other than when hurt, Williams was still decent but they split up the carries quite a bit.

Rams d-line is probably the best in football this year. They made the Colts and the Seahawks look pretty bad in the past month, exposing some weak o-lines.

deangelo williams has always been a good running back imo. dude gets consistently underrated.

that was a singularly pathetic performance by the cowboys last night

grudge match KO by porthos the fat musketeer
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYzRC03CEAA9S7N.jpg

I mean, who knew DeAngelo Williams was still a good running back?

― Johnny Fever, Monday, November 11, 2013 12:43 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ive alwyas loved the guy

grudge match KO by porthos the fat musketeer
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYzRC03CEAA9S7N.jpg

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, November 11, 2013 10:44 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol he's drinking a rolling rock

2 rolling rocks!

big guy earned the right to double fist

sean lee out for a month. dallas won't be the 8-8 division winner this year i guess.

they should open up the East division to the also-rans in the Central this year IMO

so they just showed the dolphins owners press conference on monday night countdown, and then came back to the studio show where everyone commented on it except ditka, who literally said "i'll pass"

oh i guess this is in line with ditka's prior comments on the story, of which i was not aware

Lots of Fins fans here.

matt flynn goes home

"oh i guess this is in line with ditka's prior comments on the story, of which i was not aware"

I believe Ditka's comment was that someone should have gotten him a ticket to Fist City, which is a place I wish existed.

Fist City, Pennsylvania (probably the mid point between Philly & Pittsburgh)

Fist City, Idaho (probably way out in the boonies, ATF stay away)

Fist City, Arkansas (Probably right on the Texas/Arkansas line)

Fist City, Indiana (obviously would be in the region around Gary)

ditka's comment was that he didn't want either martin or incognito on his team. spoken like a true hardass coach.

loooool @ fat guy TD, right on

Coaches in Ditka's era were not exactly Pete Carroll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lYbWhPDYeY

tampa has found the one team more fucked up than they are

fist city incognitos did ok in arena league

Missed game, checked espn app - says Fins leading rusher was tannehill with 1 carry for 2 yards. O_O

^^^^

i really had a feeling that with all of the players seeming to sing the same song over the incognito martin stuff that miami would drop an us vs world smackdown on tampa in this game, but it is easy to forget that tampa has a competant defense, and they did nearly, sorta, beat seattle last week. it would be p hilarious if schiano took them on a run that did nothing but save his hide.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9965883/houston-texans-release-ed-reed

half million per game, well played ed

Flynn to GB. What an odd career this guy is having.

Flynn went on Rumspringa.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/82060/grantland-scienc-ultimate-awful-qb

grats Vikes for getting two spots on that infographic

weedens feet otm