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to support the general boycott of the washington dc nfl team's current nickname, i propose we institute an autoreplace to prevent accidental usage. please select from this exhaustively compiled list!

Poll Results

OptionVotes
something inferior, detailed below 4
Generals 3


Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:14 (nine years ago) link

rhubarbs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:19 (nine years ago) link

DUMPLINGS!!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (nine years ago) link

burrito stall

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (nine years ago) link

hatcats obv

johnny crunch, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (nine years ago) link

hatcat

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (nine years ago) link

lol xpost

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (nine years ago) link

hatcats is strong! i can't believe i missed that one

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:21 (nine years ago) link

yeah I think it's the best

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:22 (nine years ago) link

huskies

mookieproof, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:22 (nine years ago) link

armenians

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:24 (nine years ago) link

rednecks

Euler, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:30 (nine years ago) link

ramekins

johnny crunch, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:39 (nine years ago) link

hatcat

lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:42 (nine years ago) link

hatcat

polyphonic, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:46 (nine years ago) link

pigskins
histrionic revolutionary peoples

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:07 (nine years ago) link

autochthons

beringia

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:12 (nine years ago) link

homunculi

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:13 (nine years ago) link

washington department of football

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:41 (nine years ago) link

colonial other

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:45 (nine years ago) link

small pox blankets

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:48 (nine years ago) link

hogs

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:05 (nine years ago) link

Bullets

pplains, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:09 (nine years ago) link

fatcats

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:09 (nine years ago) link

reagans

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:16 (nine years ago) link

obamacare

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:17 (nine years ago) link

syria

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:17 (nine years ago) link

commie pinkos

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:39 (nine years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpfh764sY1qhccpao1_500.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:44 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 12 September 2013 00:01 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 13 September 2013 00:01 (nine years ago) link

HATCAT WINS

right?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 September 2013 01:10 (nine years ago) link

i like the obamacares

sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 September 2013 01:27 (nine years ago) link

yeah obamacares is a good contender in a strong field, but it looks like hatcat has it 4-3 over generals. that is a mandate if ever i saw one.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 September 2013 12:06 (nine years ago) link

I honestly thought this poll was going to be five entries for hatcat

WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 12:09 (nine years ago) link

yea i know, i went stevan ridley on this shit

btw i am just gonna request 'hatcat' the word, as much as we all enjoy the jpg i think that would get almost TOO real at times. if anyone objects, let me know in the next 1 minute, thx

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 September 2013 12:11 (nine years ago) link

come on now, "Generals" will forever be remembered as New Jersey's USFL franchise. (by me and maybe 23 other people anyway....)

574 srsly (Lee626), Friday, 13 September 2013 12:13 (nine years ago) link

just had a great discussion about this with a co-worker. he asked me if i had heard about "all this fuss" about the r******s name, and that he thought it was bogus. there's no reason for anyone to get offended, he can't understand why anyone would, and he doesn't consider the term slanderous or racist. then i asked him about who was leading the effort to change the name, and he said some native american groups were involved. uhh...

he also said

"there was a time when geronimo was on the u.s. nickel - it's an honor."

can't argue with that!

Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:36 (nine years ago) link

There's a Native American on a U.S. coin now! What the hell is his point?

pplains, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:39 (nine years ago) link

he is completely insane.

Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:41 (nine years ago) link

i vote for Redskin Peanuts

574 srsly (Lee626), Friday, 13 September 2013 14:38 (nine years ago) link

the washington white black red yellow polka dot skins no matter what i will still love you

lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 16:10 (nine years ago) link

how about the Washington Longpigs?

WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 16:11 (nine years ago) link

the washington taxations without representations

how's life, Friday, 13 September 2013 16:27 (nine years ago) link

do people still call the wizards the bullets for nostalgia? would the NRA have protested that name change if they'd tried it in 2013? QUESTIONS

Euler, Friday, 13 September 2013 17:26 (nine years ago) link

hatcat

fresh (crüt), Friday, 13 September 2013 18:42 (nine years ago) link

i sure do love the washington dc football club known as the washington http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 18:51 (nine years ago) link

you know what team I am starting to appreciate, is the Washington http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 18:59 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/4et4pLQ.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 September 2013 19:05 (nine years ago) link

The Washington Hardcocks

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 13:42 (ten months ago) link

The Washington Worshers

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:03 (ten months ago) link

^^^this!

peace, man, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:06 (ten months ago) link

The Washington Posts

johnny crunch, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:12 (ten months ago) link

The Washington Western Pennsylvanians

(based on the demographics of my coworkers)

peace, man, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:13 (ten months ago) link

Washington Sex Scandals

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:21 (ten months ago) link

The Washington Bubbles

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:29 (ten months ago) link

senators is one of the funniest names for a team, a classic, they shoulve just gone with that

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:03 (ten months ago) link

local girls softball team is the Troubadours which i thought was an alltime dumb name for a sports team

aww I kinda like it

"Senators" is a solid name too

idk the best team names are non-threatening and dumb. the worst ones are the ones that try to appear macho. animals + alliteration are always good - "Seattle Seahawks" is one of the best. idk if "Commanders" is worse than Browns, Bills, or Patriots, but it does have a very Arena Football feel to it, if I were an announcer I'd struggle to say it

frogbs, Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:07 (ten months ago) link

also lmao that this is dropping right as the NFL is embroiled in another racism scandal

frogbs, Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:07 (ten months ago) link

browns is great cmon

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:41 (ten months ago) link

and the bills! buffalo bill! it’s brilliant

like naming your team the oakland annies or something

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:43 (ten months ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:43 (ten months ago) link

Chicago Sitting Bulls

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:46 (ten months ago) link

the boston stranglers

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:46 (ten months ago) link

there should be a football team called The Ice

like Miami has The Heat

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:13 (ten months ago) link

it is weird there isn't a hockey team called the ice

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:19 (ten months ago) link

The Miami Floe

peace, man, Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:25 (ten months ago) link

On a Bills tip they should've gone with the Washington Irvings

Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:27 (ten months ago) link

the georges

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:32 (ten months ago) link

Commanders has a NJ Generals vibe. dbag owner should sell to you know, to show how that shit is really done. It would be nice.

The Hon. Christian Sharia (R - MO) (Hunt3r), Thursday, 3 February 2022 21:42 (ten months ago) link

three months pass...

lol okay

The blue dot is about 2 blocks from the US Capitol. The red dot is Dumfries VA, where @john_keim reports the Commanders have spent $100M on new land for a possible stadium. pic.twitter.com/RmoLTwgLEg

— JP Finlay (@JPFinlayNBCS) May 23, 2022

mookieproof, Monday, 23 May 2022 19:18 (six months ago) link

Works for me.

peace, man, Monday, 23 May 2022 20:15 (six months ago) link

I would rather them move to NFL Europe.

I'm aware the league doesn't exist anymore.

still want it to happen.

Abe Kayfabe (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 May 2022 20:25 (six months ago) link

The Washington Ombudsmen.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 23 May 2022 20:27 (six months ago) link

putting a stadium in dumfries (or even woodbridge) would create astounding traffic jams

assuming that anyone can afford what they'll charge for licenses/tix

mookieproof, Monday, 23 May 2022 20:30 (six months ago) link

Yeah but traffic around dc is a real piece of cake, it’s always fun to drive

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 May 2022 20:51 (six months ago) link

Yeah that’s nuts I95 south of DC is a parking lot even on weekends, although maybe they could put a VRE station at the stadium.

DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:45 (six months ago) link

The Washington Roadblocks

butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:51 (six months ago) link

maybe they could put a VRE station at the stadium

won't happen unless snyder gets a cut that would make up for lost parking revenue. and people will still drive because they wanna tailgate

mookieproof, Monday, 23 May 2022 21:58 (six months ago) link

I have a feeling the Governor is just gonna shovel money to Snyder anyway might as well get a train station out of the deal.

DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 May 2022 22:08 (six months ago) link

The Washington Roadblocks

The Washington Curiosity Slowdown

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 23 May 2022 22:34 (six months ago) link

putting a stadium in dumfries (or even woodbridge) would create astounding traffic jams

Lol at "create."

At minimum, it would exacerbate the existing ones.

Which could be - in the long term - a good thing. At this point I do not give a fuck. Make the whole enterprise utterly untenable. Teach the fan base an expensive and unpleasant lesson. Make it suck, for everyone forever. Maybe then people will rethink how it could be done differently.

Doris Day and the Time (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 May 2022 22:54 (six months ago) link

oh narrator voice where art thou

The Hon. Christian Sharia (R - MO) (Hunt3r), Monday, 23 May 2022 23:25 (six months ago) link

Do they really need a fxxxing new stadium?

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Sunday, 29 May 2022 05:54 (six months ago) link

Fish gotta swim
Birds gotta fly
Billionaires gotta swindle
Cancers gotta multiply

The Hon. Christian Sharia (R - MO) (Hunt3r), Sunday, 29 May 2022 05:59 (six months ago) link

four months pass...

this is a pretty remarkable report, produced by one of the NFL's partners no less, discussing how daniel snyder is one of the truly preeminent assholes in america

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34778123/washington-commanders-owner-dan-snyder-claims-dirt-nfl-owners-roger-goodell

mookieproof, Friday, 14 October 2022 06:02 (one month ago) link

The whole thing is pretty curious considering how the whole Gruden thing happened and the leak that Sheffter was pretty much on speed dial with Allen and the league office as a mouthpiece. Add in the whole debacle in Mississippi with Favre and really the whole mafia line is probably not far from the truth.

NFL world is just a microcosm of the sleazy world of American corporate and political governance.

earlnash, Saturday, 15 October 2022 19:15 (one month ago) link

American hero: steals from the poor to give to the rich
American villain: kneels during some idiot song

omar little, Saturday, 15 October 2022 19:41 (one month ago) link

dan snyder seems nice

lag∞n, Saturday, 15 October 2022 20:24 (one month ago) link

i doubt that any NFL owner has the moral standing to call for daniel snyder's ouster, but god knows jim irsay doesn't

mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 October 2022 05:22 (one month ago) link

LOL I remember that bit from the movie.

that and the mugs with Washington state emblazoned on them rather than DC = Washington is Spinal Tap atm

stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:40 (one month ago) link

Haha I'll have to Google the mugs

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:50 (one month ago) link

"Don't worry Jackie, the beer company will pay for it."

"they're not even a sponsor, I just thought it sounded professional."

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:51 (one month ago) link

i'm imagining Dan Snyder telling this guy to ask for the "big check department" at his bank

stank viola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 October 2022 19:57 (one month ago) link

haha that movie is the underrated of the ferrell era imo

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 October 2022 21:02 (one month ago) link

Hahaha amazing

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 22 October 2022 00:05 (one month ago) link

This was an interesting segment. I never knew about the whole thing with trying to get Papa John to go after Goodell thing. Kinda interesting considering what happened to him and considering Kraft got busted and was able to walk away from getting busted on camera at a rub and tug.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99mvCytwf_8

Some sleazy mfers, that is for sure.

earlnash, Sunday, 23 October 2022 23:48 (one month ago) link


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