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to support the general boycott of the washington dc nfl team's current nickname, i propose we institute an autoreplace to prevent accidental usage. please select from this exhaustively compiled list!

Poll Results

OptionVotes
something inferior, detailed below 4
Generals 3


Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:14 (five years ago) link

rhubarbs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:19 (five years ago) link

DUMPLINGS!!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (five years ago) link

burrito stall

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (five years ago) link

hatcats obv

johnny crunch, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (five years ago) link

hatcat

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (five years ago) link

lol xpost

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:20 (five years ago) link

hatcats is strong! i can't believe i missed that one

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:21 (five years ago) link

yeah I think it's the best

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 September 2013 23:22 (five years ago) link

huskies

mookieproof, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:22 (five years ago) link

armenians

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:24 (five years ago) link

rednecks

Euler, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:30 (five years ago) link

ramekins

johnny crunch, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:39 (five years ago) link

hatcat

lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:42 (five years ago) link

hatcat

polyphonic, Monday, 9 September 2013 23:46 (five years ago) link

pigskins
histrionic revolutionary peoples

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:07 (five years ago) link

autochthons

beringia

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:12 (five years ago) link

homunculi

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:13 (five years ago) link

washington department of football

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:41 (five years ago) link

colonial other

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:45 (five years ago) link

small pox blankets

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 00:48 (five years ago) link

hogs

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:05 (five years ago) link

Bullets

pplains, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:09 (five years ago) link

fatcats

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:09 (five years ago) link

reagans

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:16 (five years ago) link

obamacare

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:17 (five years ago) link

syria

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:17 (five years ago) link

commie pinkos

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:39 (five years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpfh764sY1qhccpao1_500.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 01:44 (five years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 12 September 2013 00:01 (five years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 13 September 2013 00:01 (five years ago) link

HATCAT WINS

right?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 September 2013 01:10 (five years ago) link

i like the obamacares

sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 September 2013 01:27 (five years ago) link

yeah obamacares is a good contender in a strong field, but it looks like hatcat has it 4-3 over generals. that is a mandate if ever i saw one.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 September 2013 12:06 (five years ago) link

I honestly thought this poll was going to be five entries for hatcat

WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 12:09 (five years ago) link

yea i know, i went stevan ridley on this shit

btw i am just gonna request 'hatcat' the word, as much as we all enjoy the jpg i think that would get almost TOO real at times. if anyone objects, let me know in the next 1 minute, thx

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 September 2013 12:11 (five years ago) link

come on now, "Generals" will forever be remembered as New Jersey's USFL franchise. (by me and maybe 23 other people anyway....)

574 srsly (Lee626), Friday, 13 September 2013 12:13 (five years ago) link

just had a great discussion about this with a co-worker. he asked me if i had heard about "all this fuss" about the r******s name, and that he thought it was bogus. there's no reason for anyone to get offended, he can't understand why anyone would, and he doesn't consider the term slanderous or racist. then i asked him about who was leading the effort to change the name, and he said some native american groups were involved. uhh...

he also said

"there was a time when geronimo was on the u.s. nickel - it's an honor."

can't argue with that!

Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:36 (five years ago) link

There's a Native American on a U.S. coin now! What the hell is his point?

pplains, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:39 (five years ago) link

he is completely insane.

Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 13:41 (five years ago) link

i vote for Redskin Peanuts

574 srsly (Lee626), Friday, 13 September 2013 14:38 (five years ago) link

the washington white black red yellow polka dot skins no matter what i will still love you

lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 16:10 (five years ago) link

how about the Washington Longpigs?

WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 16:11 (five years ago) link

the washington taxations without representations

how's life, Friday, 13 September 2013 16:27 (five years ago) link

do people still call the wizards the bullets for nostalgia? would the NRA have protested that name change if they'd tried it in 2013? QUESTIONS

Euler, Friday, 13 September 2013 17:26 (five years ago) link

hatcat

fresh (crüt), Friday, 13 September 2013 18:42 (five years ago) link

i sure do love the washington dc football club known as the washington http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 18:51 (five years ago) link

you know what team I am starting to appreciate, is the Washington http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

WHAT DOES SAMANTHA FOX SAY (DJP), Friday, 13 September 2013 18:59 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/4et4pLQ.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 September 2013 19:05 (five years ago) link

And the new falcons stadium will be used for the new MLS team. That being said, its a fucking obscene waste of money. The Dome is perfectly fine.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, 5 September 2014 20:34 (four years ago) link

Sen. Maria Cantwell (D-Wash.) announced Tuesday that she will introduce legislation to eliminate the NFL's tax-exempt status because of its refusal to address the name of the Washington Hatcats.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:20 (four years ago) link

It seems insane to me that the NFL even has tax-exempt status.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:35 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/5a50a146bd402b6f117edaec91cbabd4/tumblr_nfny95ANRD1qbrzxso1_1280.jpg

i have friends who still refer to a certain pancake place as 'wuerffel house'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 23:28 (four years ago) link

How the Hatcats Got Their Name, a $35 paperback children's book

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 16:54 (four years ago) link

amazing

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 17:37 (four years ago) link

http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2014-12-11/nfl-http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG-poem-brian-mitchell-poor-wretched-awful-inexcusable-despicable-comcast-sportsnet

polyphonic, Thursday, 11 December 2014 19:42 (four years ago) link

http://tinyurl.com/pf7thoh

polyphonic, Thursday, 11 December 2014 19:43 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B68AvmQIAAArVyg.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 9 January 2015 21:24 (four years ago) link

i'm embarrassed that i never made that connection before

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 January 2015 21:27 (four years ago) link

This is pretty basic stuff

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 January 2015 21:36 (four years ago) link

should of gone with 'illusion' imo

mookieproof, Friday, 9 January 2015 21:43 (four years ago) link

just a kind hearted tip of the scalp

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 January 2015 21:54 (four years ago) link

I always appreciate the little code words that confirm to me that they aren't serious and are completely racist.

pplains, Friday, 9 January 2015 23:00 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

holy f that is amazing.

What makes the idea of the referral doubly strange is that Snyder plainly despised La Canfora. Everybody at http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG Park knew about this. Prospective http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG civilian employees were routinely asked during the interview process about their views on his coverage of the team. And if they gave the right answer and got a job, they were reminded of the boss's obsession with the reporter during staff brainstorming sessions that he called to solve The Jason La Canfora Problem.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 27 March 2015 17:58 (four years ago) link

hey our cat is dead

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 27 March 2015 17:58 (four years ago) link

He lives on here?

pplains, Friday, 27 March 2015 20:18 (four years ago) link

one month passes...
two months pass...

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:06 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

it's unreal what a shitshow on every level

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:10 (three years ago) link

In other news, Scott McCloughan is a guy who "conquered his alcoholism" and yet still drinks beer like daily? I don't think that's how it's supposed to work, unless you're Dean Martin in Rio Bravo.

polyphonic, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:54 (three years ago) link

lol at Dean Martin

"congratulations on quitting whiskey Sheriff! we'll bring a keg of beer over to your office"

brownie, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:59 (three years ago) link

Hehe

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/http://i.imgur.com/QbYzHTH.jpg--week-of-online-futility-continues-with-rg3-swipe--fan-disregard-151555671.html

polyphonic, Friday, 4 September 2015 20:04 (three years ago) link

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polyphonic, Friday, 4 September 2015 20:05 (three years ago) link

well shit

polyphonic, Friday, 4 September 2015 20:05 (three years ago) link

http://yhoo.it/1JUhvK1

mookieproof, Friday, 4 September 2015 20:08 (three years ago) link

much obliged

i wonder why rg3 is so bad and hated. he doesn't seem that bad?

polyphonic, Friday, 4 September 2015 20:11 (three years ago) link

two months pass...
one month passes...

http://deadspin.com/blunder-reveals-washington-nfl-team-runs-supposed-fan-a-1747811424

give it up you despicable motherfuckers

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 December 2015 02:14 (three years ago) link

lol

mookieproof, Monday, 14 December 2015 03:15 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/07/magazine/roger-goodells-unstoppable-football-machine.html

I asked him what he thought of having his team featured last summer on the HBO reality show ‘‘Hard Knocks,’’ about life at an N.F.L. training camp. He said it was a net plus, although he was distraught over how much swearing there was and joked that Coach Bill O’Brien should introduce a cuss jar. I asked McNair if he was as sensitive to other offensive language, specifically the N.F.L. team in the nation’s capital’s being named the Redsk1ns. McNair told me that he grew up in western North Carolina, around many Cherokee Indians. ‘‘Everybody respected their courage,’’ McNair told me of the Indians. ‘‘They might not have respected the way they held their whiskey, but. . . .’’ He laughed. ‘‘We respected their courage. They’re very brave people.’’

cool guy

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 22:00 (three years ago) link

"Get it... 'brave' people?" McNair then held two fingers behind his head to symbolize a feather headdress and proceeded to dance in a small circle while loudly whooping before finally collapsing to the ground in a fit of giggles. "I kid, I kid. But I really do love those goddamn injuns."

ulysses, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 22:34 (three years ago) link

You're wondering, even for the NYT, how does somebody get to be such a front-running fairweather sycophant that they write this fawning spooge, but he helps you out with his little autobiographical sprinkles. "I am a Patriots fan... I live in Washington and usually write about politics..."

i was hoping the shitlords would not take this quietly (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 22:48 (three years ago) link

He called Goodell ‘‘a football politician, which is his perfect job’’ — someone who has brilliantly nurtured a system that grows the pie, expands to Europe and possibly Latin America and gains eyeballs trained on the ever-present Shield. The Shield is financial and cultural gold, proof that the system is working — at least for the Membership.

This fucking trashcan of a sport can't possibly die fast enough

i was hoping the shitlords would not take this quietly (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 22:49 (three years ago) link

ROGER GOODELL
1959-2031
"HE GREW THE PIE"

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 22:55 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

The Washington r******s failed to sign quarterback Kirk Cousins to a long-term deal, setting the stage for his possible departure next offseason.

Team president Bruce Allen said in a statement that Cousins was "obviously important to our team and fans" and detailed the team's offer made to the quarterback. He also talked about the decision in a video posted on the team's website but referred to Cousins on five occasions as "Kurt" instead of Kirk.

Asked about Allen's pronunciation of Cousins' first name, a team spokesman said it sounded that way because of the r******s president's accent.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 02:09 (two years ago) link

classic r******s

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 02:37 (two years ago) link

rk's are pronounced as rt's round here

lemme tell ya dirts bentley did NOT enjoy his time in DC.

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 02:59 (two years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 03:00 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLaLuHoWkAEQsjm.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 October 2017 00:00 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

https://deadspin.com/amazing-online-hoax-welcomes-washington-redhawks-to-t-1821260116

No more savage tropes that uphold colonialism and imperialism. #goredhawks #notyourmascot pic.twitter.com/j6Lll95vYW

— Dani (@xodanix3) December 13, 2017

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omar little, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 21:28 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

The Redskins will honor the 1987 replacement players with Super Bowl rings in a ceremony next Tuesday, team announces.

— Matthew Paras (@Matthew_Paras) June 5, 2018

lol

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 June 2018 14:45 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Someone's not happy about the new guy wearing 26. https://t.co/2LljIC8q1U

— Barry Svrluga (@barrysvrluga) August 21, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 13:59 (ten months ago) link

four weeks pass...
two weeks pass...

alex smith eastern motors ads where washington players tell him about go go music and mambo sauce

don't know what to think about this really

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 7 October 2018 21:57 (nine months ago) link

Eastern Motors Jingle Ovechkin Version #ALLCAPS pic.twitter.com/cwPiqnZNV1

— Ovi Dancing To (@OviDancing) June 24, 2018

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 7 October 2018 21:57 (nine months ago) link

one month passes...

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