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Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 00:38 (six years ago) Permalink

cons: beautiful sublime defensive lineman Phil Taylor out for the year
pros: Frostee Rucker, Super Bowl victory

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 00:41 (six years ago) Permalink

cons: Browns are in the AFC North, cannot stop the run
pros: half the staff consists of disgraced ex-head coaches that are striving to redeem themselves

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 00:49 (six years ago) Permalink

pros: phenomenal uniforms

mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 00:49 (six years ago) Permalink

cons: the weight of history

mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 00:50 (six years ago) Permalink

otm

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 00:53 (six years ago) Permalink

cons: unproven receivers
pros: kosar fathead back in stock

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 01:01 (six years ago) Permalink

kosar = poor man's sipe

mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 01:03 (six years ago) Permalink

cons: right side of the O-Line is sketchy
pros: middle linebacker D'Qwell Jackson turns 25 yard runs into 15 yard gains via his excellent pursuit skills

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 01:05 (six years ago) Permalink

lmao your display name... im lovin it!!!

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 3 August 2012 01:09 (six years ago) Permalink

hahaha i just glanced and thought those posts were cankles'

mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 01:10 (six years ago) Permalink

0-:

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 01:15 (six years ago) Permalink

this is pretty brutal -- ozzie is basically the only hof player to make a significant contribution to the brownies in my lifetime

mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 01:21 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah, ozzie was a shoe-in but tellingly no defensive player for the Browns ever made it into the hall (well no long term player). last time the browns had a HOF defensive player was 1959.

i dunno if this is normal throughout the league

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 01:33 (six years ago) Permalink

clay matthews was pretty damn good

i feel like there was another lb alongside him who was also good, but can't recall/care enough to search

mookieproof, Friday, 3 August 2012 02:20 (six years ago) Permalink

chip banks are u thinking of?

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 10:43 (six years ago) Permalink

but yeah, Matthews was a HOF semi-finalist last year, along with Donnie Shell and Steve Atwater so he's in good company and probably should make it. he had 12 sacks in '84! and lol the team went 5-11 that year but was in every game except for two blowouts.

and that's the deal with recent Browns D history, when tight games need a playmaker to turn a loss into a victory they don't show up. this was a sad case and set their defense back years:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Rogers_%28safety%29

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 22:30 (six years ago) Permalink

HOF semi-finalist last year

*this year

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Friday, 3 August 2012 22:31 (six years ago) Permalink

Brandon Weeden is officially the Browns' starting quarterback!

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:55 (six years ago) Permalink

2012 Browns thread

http://i.imgur.com/g67mE.jpg

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:57 (six years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/kkt5h.jpg

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 6 August 2012 23:09 (six years ago) Permalink

lol.

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 6 August 2012 23:13 (six years ago) Permalink

lulz all around tho

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:11 (six years ago) Permalink

welp, LB Chris Gocong is out for the year

He wasn't anything special but the run defense I fear is going to suck again with Philthy Phil Taylor gone for most of the season and the Browns having to rely on a 4th round rookie from Nevada (linebacker U) to take CG's place.

So the Browns have a new a owner and unbelievably some local sports talkers have called for new uniforms. If this happens I will be angrier than Big Dawg at an a la carte restaurant.

http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/big-dawg-john-thompsonjpg-06a32b6d2b221ce1_large.jpg

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:19 (six years ago) Permalink

chip banks are u thinking of?

indeed so

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 05:40 (six years ago) Permalink

i feel like its time to repost this creepy thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmhhi3tEbNQ

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 05:44 (six years ago) Permalink

Whatever the Browns’ medical staff saw on Richardson’s MRI, they’re worried enough that they’re sending him to see the renowned sports surgeon Dr. James Andrews, who performed arthroscopic surgery on the same knee in February.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:55 (six years ago) Permalink

it's all going to hell

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:13 (six years ago) Permalink

;_;

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:30 (six years ago) Permalink

Joe Haden tested positive for adderal- could miss four games
Trent Richardson out for the preseason, most likely

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:10 (six years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/93AgD.gif

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Saturday, 11 August 2012 16:48 (six years ago) Permalink

browns beat reporter on the trophy:

The barge was heavy and expensive, reportedly created at the cost of $10,000. Alas, the teams stopped handing over the barge after Policy split to build a winery in Napa Valley, Calif., in 2005. It was last seen collecting dust in a broom closet in Browns headquarters.

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:40 (six years ago) Permalink

oh to be a fly on the wall in that broom closet!

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:41 (six years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

worst play calling, QB, game plan of any offense in the history of football

hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:48 (six years ago) Permalink

aww

mookieproof, Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:43 (six years ago) Permalink

bit early isn't it? You've got 15 more weeks to get all this out your system

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:32 (six years ago) Permalink

no

hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:35 (six years ago) Permalink

heads must roll by the time i finish dinner

hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:36 (six years ago) Permalink

http://emol.org/azrenfest/images/azrenking.gif

hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:37 (six years ago) Permalink

worst play calling, QB, game plan of any offense in the history of football

― hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, September 9, 2012 9:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ OTM x1000

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 10 September 2012 01:29 (six years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

hay brownie, did u watch that Browns ep of A Football Life on ESPN?

it was kinda 'Browns: The Bill Belichick Story' but still it made me v teary in a few places, esp the players saying goodbye to the fans at the end of the final game.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:31 (six years ago) Permalink

ew

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:37 (six years ago) Permalink

?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:38 (six years ago) Permalink

and i say that because there are any number of things to celebrate about the brownies that don't involve bill belichick, for sipe's sake

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:39 (six years ago) Permalink

oh yeah troo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 05:00 (six years ago) Permalink

no, i didn't see it. i think Kosar was the subject on 30/30 tho? y/n?

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:39 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah he's one of 3 subjects - I haven't watched the 30/30 yet

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:07 (six years ago) Permalink

so proud of you man, congrats on your day

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 December 2016 18:17 (two years ago) Permalink

I'm cool with 0-16. They shouldn't even try to win until San Fran wins another one. Flopson for Watson? Garbage for Garrett?

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 8 December 2016 18:47 (two years ago) Permalink

it's always darkest before Deshaun

brownie, Thursday, 8 December 2016 18:57 (two years ago) Permalink

0-16 definitely better than 1-15

I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Thursday, 8 December 2016 19:04 (two years ago) Permalink

that said i wouldve felt better about 0-16 had the indians won the WS

I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Thursday, 8 December 2016 19:04 (two years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/MeninistTweet/status/811265480203923456

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:08 (two years ago) Permalink

lol. oh dear.

can the browns get their 1 at home vs san diego? it's not impossible but...

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:28 (two years ago) Permalink

And lose the Myles Garrett sweepstakes? No thank you!

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 19:09 (two years ago) Permalink

sure that'll fix everything

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 19:32 (two years ago) Permalink

eight months pass...

Ben Roethlisberger now has more wins in Cleveland (11) than any Browns' QB has since the team returned to the NFL in 1999.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 11, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 September 2017 15:00 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

#Browns Hue Jackson: "DeShone Kizer's on our team, Deshaun Watson's on their team. We can't all the sudden flip 'em."

— Keith Britton (@KeithBritton86) October 11, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:19 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

browns

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 15:23 (one year ago) Permalink

browns

brownie, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 15:54 (one year ago) Permalink

:(

marcos, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:35 (one year ago) Permalink

http://i43.tinypic.com/20f7n6p.png

never forget

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 3 November 2017 14:08 (one year ago) Permalink

LOL! I've never seen that before.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 3 November 2017 16:16 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/6yvxjrY.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 18 November 2017 04:48 (one year ago) Permalink

i don't want to fall afowl of the "P.C. Police" but art modell might be history's greatest monster

just my 2 cents

mookieproof, Saturday, 18 November 2017 04:53 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...
three weeks pass...

browns offensive points per play:

2009: 29th
2010: 28th
2011: 30th
2012: 24th
2013: 30th
2014: 28th
2015: 31st
2016: 30th
2017: 32nd

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 27 January 2018 16:09 (one year ago) Permalink

oh for the boom times of 2012

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 January 2018 16:23 (one year ago) Permalink

I was checking out the glory years of 2012 and Indy went 11-5 with a point differential of -30

o_0

bean soup is calling my name (brownie), Saturday, 27 January 2018 16:50 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

last 2 QBs to win games for the browns ain't even in the league anymore. that is WILD

— charles mcdonald (@FourVerts) February 16, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 February 2018 21:20 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXoWd1SU8AA8rHq.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 20:05 (one year ago) Permalink

I still can’t believe Hue Jackson still has a job but Sashi Brown got fired.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 22:20 (one year ago) Permalink

.@joethomas73 is calling it a career.

See you in Canton, Joe.

📰 » https://t.co/BoYpcxVcIg#ThankYou73 pic.twitter.com/gzEa8Z6tPK

— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) March 14, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:12 (one year ago) Permalink

Every QB @joethomas73 blocked for:

J. Manziel
R. Griffin III
J. Delhomme
D. Anderson
B. Weeden
C. McCoy
B. Hoyer
J. McCown
B. Quinn
J. Campbell
C. Kessler
S. Wallace
D. Kizer
K. Hogan
A. Davis
K. Dorsey
T. Lewis
C. Shaw
C. Whitehurst
B. Gradkowski
C. Frye

👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/wJPTn8NwrF

— The Checkdown (@thecheckdown) March 14, 2018

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 March 2018 00:04 (one year ago) Permalink

wau

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 March 2018 00:21 (one year ago) Permalink

how many of those first names do you know without looking

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:06 (one year ago) Permalink

All of them.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 16 March 2018 00:16 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

she lost in extremely Browns fashion pic.twitter.com/yMPsB4UqrB

— DL (@davelozo) April 3, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 15:22 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Will become official later today: Browns selected to be featured team on this summer’s Hard Knocks, per source.

Bonus Browns, more Mayfield.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) May 17, 2018

must see tv

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 May 2018 13:58 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Everyone meet Barker Mayfield, a nine-week old spaniel mix!

Always been considered the underdog - she’s looking to find her furrrever home in Cleveland 🧡

Find her and more puppies up for adoption at our #BrownsCamp Puppy Pound! pic.twitter.com/tSzeKECCpM

— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) July 26, 2018

looks like nine weeks around the browns has already taken its toll

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:38 (nine months ago) Permalink

lolll

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Friday, 27 July 2018 04:34 (nine months ago) Permalink

Defnitely cooking meth in there https://t.co/RPV2OZUgoV

— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) July 26, 2018

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Friday, 27 July 2018 04:34 (nine months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Did Tyrod Taylor just break his wrist on a 4th an goal scramble in preseason

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 August 2018 00:47 (eight months ago) Permalink

Tyrip Taylor

brownie, Friday, 24 August 2018 00:55 (eight months ago) Permalink

Good Lord that 538 article has a lot of hyperlinks.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 24 August 2018 01:39 (eight months ago) Permalink

lmao i had no idea this thread existed, fun fact m1ke p3ttine3 is my uncle

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 24 August 2018 01:50 (eight months ago) Permalink

Are you kidding?? That’s awesome!!

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 24 August 2018 02:04 (eight months ago) Permalink

ya idk i mean i guess it's p cool but i care SO little abt football that it doesn't faze me much
from what i understand he took them from really shitty to kinda-eh but then they got shitty again and they sacked him?
how do football coaches work?? was he an ok one or did he deserve to be fired? what's the point of quickly firing someone w/o giving them a chance to build up the team? this confuses me so much

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 24 August 2018 02:07 (eight months ago) Permalink

he had a rough deal, is a good defensive coach. he'll do well in GB

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Friday, 24 August 2018 03:51 (eight months ago) Permalink

Updated Browns win-loss records after their win over the Eagles:

Browns record in their last 7 preseason games: 6-1

Browns record in their last 56 regular season games: 6-50

— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) August 24, 2018

mookieproof, Friday, 24 August 2018 14:15 (eight months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmkhQcxXoAA9JOj.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 8 September 2018 16:41 (eight months ago) Permalink

Going 0-16 will do that to you.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 8 September 2018 17:30 (eight months ago) Permalink

So is the losing streak done or does it have an asterix now?

earlnash, Sunday, 9 September 2018 23:57 (eight months ago) Permalink

four months pass...

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