Brett Farve - C or D?

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I kind of like Brett Farve, the player. I definitely don't like the cult of football guru's who have waxxed on Farve's every move the past half dozen seasons.

I am really sick of the whether or not Farve is going to retire. I'm so hoping the Packers just say fxck it and cut the old geezer and make his decision for him just so sports reporters would quit asking the question. Make up your freaking mind, criminy Farve is as bad as Roger Clemens. If you want to play golf and go hunting, get too it...

Many people were all down on how Barry Sanders left the game, but I liked it. The dude said he was done and that was that.

Brett Farve, you were a fun football player to watch, especially when you were young. Don't be a freaking pansy curmuggeon like some sorority girl wondering to dump her freshman boyfriend, either quit football or quit moaning about the Packers front office and whether the situation is right.

Earl Nash (earlnash), Sunday, 9 April 2006 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I basically hate the dude.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 9 April 2006 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link

fav-re

gear (gear), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

and yet i will not correct the thread title. fuck this guy and his weird name. fuck mike krzyzewski, too.

gear (gear), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I left a comment at br3ttfavr3.com the other day -- "dude, the packers are not going to buy you a winning team for your birthday or any other day -- just retire already."

pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Monday, 10 April 2006 02:05 (fourteen years ago) link

the soft bigotry of the idolization of teh white quarterback

Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 10 April 2006 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I have a hard time calling Favre-idolatry "bigotry" of any stripe because dude has actually won Superbowls. I'm not excusing the I-can't-pronounce-my-own-name thing, though.

Dan (Punch Him In The Larnyx For That) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I have a hard time calling Favre-idolatry "bigotry" of any stripe because dude has actually won Superbowls

There's something wrong here, Dan...

Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link

What, you don't like my rhetorical plural?

Dan (Aw) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I hate Favre!!! it's an irrational hatred though.

but he is being a hella drama queen abt. this retirement stuff. dude just go play golf.

I think (for real though) he's one of the most overrated "great" QBs of all time...i mean, he has the same number of SB wins as Trent Dilfer lets not forget.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 10 April 2006 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I hate Favre!!!

Of course you do! You live in Minnesota!

Dan (I Hate Him, Too) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I think (for real though) he's one of the most overrated "great" QBs of all time...i mean, he has the same number of SB wins as Trent Dilfer lets not forget.

Trent Dilfer has had fewer absolute disaster games in the playoffs. Same with Doug Williams and Mark Rypien.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Same with TOM BRADY

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't really have an opinion on the dude other than "get the shit out of my headspace you bigchinned fuck". i understand the idolatry, but the guy's been a big suckass jerkbutt for years. it's hard to remember now, but there was a time when he actually seemed kinda badass. i'm mostly pissed at the chinese water-torture style media coverage that's surrounded his BIG DCESIONNFOMFOMFGfgsfdsfgsfds. i just want to be able to not think or hear about the guy for a long motherfucking time.

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-599-1144518780.jpg

BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 04:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Same with TOM BRADY

I don't think that Brady has the natural ability that Favre had, but Brady is leaps and beyond better than Favre at actually being a quarterback.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 06:31 (fourteen years ago) link

omg hahahahahahaha

Dan (Ade For President) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:00 (fourteen years ago) link

ok broccoli head dog wtf.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

DO NOT WANT

Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

DO WANT

Dan (Hahahahaha) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Can we get some documentation of DO NOT WANT as a meme, pls?

Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Documentation:

http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

bless

Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

tears of laughter

Dan (Woah Awesome) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT SHIT

lol @ presbyterian church!!!!!

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I guess Favre is going to stick around for another year (big suprise).

I don't know about Farve.

My guess is the old boy will probably play until someone does a Theismann on him, so get ready to hear this stuff for another year or two.

Earl Nash (earlnash), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

the broccoli head dog still gets me. if I had an image editor on my computer you would be treated with a BF do not want right this second but alas I do not :(

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

:( :( :( :(

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link

BROCCOLI HEAD DOG IS GONE OH NOES

Dan (;_; Forevers) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link

YAY BROCCOLI HEAD DOG IS BACK

Dan (DO WANT BANDWIDTH) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Lol I still have it saved, also the site is just down. the new server should be built by tomorrow :[

IT'S NOT CALLED GYM-NICE-STICS (Adrian Langston), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

WANT MORE

Dan (Awesomes) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

i thot it was interesting to find out that the saints tried hard to get green bay to trade farebrbverer this year. i actually would've been pretty stoked about that, if it happened.

IT'S NOT CALLED GYM-NICE-STICS (Adrian Langston), Monday, 1 May 2006 07:27 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/WANT.jpg

gear (gear), Monday, 1 May 2006 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...
favre is 23 INTs away from breaking the all time interception record this year! i think he had 29 last year! pumpkinhead can do it!!!!!!

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

ONE SHINING MOMENT (throwing into triple coverage 50 yards down the field across his body w/ his team up 4)

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i love how when once favre would've tucked the ball under his wing and taken foot (and probably gaining some good ground in the process) he now winces, throws the ball up for grabs off the wrong foot, and curls into the fetal position all in one motion. and all before actually taking a hit.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, he sure sucks all right! What a loser!

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, actually he does now. he's drifting slowly, inexorably, towards that willie mays in 73 with the mets territory. but i guess this goes back to something pats mlb of the 70s/80s steve nelson said upon his retirement. someone asked him what advice he'd have for a player coming into the nfl, he said "Play for as long as you can. Then play two more years."

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

While Favre did relatively suck last year, and while he does gamble too much as a rule, he didn't actually look that bad last year in the pocket. (I mean, compare him to Chad Pennington... no contest.) Not having Walker to throw to or Green to hand off to didn't do him any favors.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

This is the greatest thread ever.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

brett farv was pretty good in '04. i wouldn't be surprised if he has a Miraculous Bounceback Season in '06 and plays on in '07, because he's just that exact kind of douche

gear (gear), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

there will be no miraculous bounceback season. he has no one to throw to but that point is rendered moot by the fact that the line is less effective than a 9th ward levee.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Yep, he sure sucks all right! What a loser!

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/25/257104.jpg

gear (gear), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.geocities.com/brettjhart/favre.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

The Pack looks like they will be just as bad this year.

Earl Nash (earlnash), Thursday, 24 August 2006 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

the line is less effective than a 9th ward levee.

OMG

Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 25 August 2006 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link

No one called out that "I mean, compare him to Chad Pennington" line?

"Brett Favre is pretty good in the pocket, guys. I mean, compare him to my dead grandfather..."

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, he sure sucks all right! What a loser

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks from this weekend is opening day. CAN NOT WAIT!!!!

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I know. Plans have begun. I'm thinking of hiring the Blue Angels to fly over my Bernie Kosar fathead.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ1iVRRu6w0

^^^^How to solv Brett Favre problem

Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

"Brett Favre is pretty good in the pocket, guys. I mean, compare him to my dead grandfather..."

I'm not willing to say that he's better than your dead grandfather, but he's definitely better than Chad Pennington.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

for the start of the season i'm going to what i believe to be the only buffalo bills bar in chicago (as well as one of my favorite bars in chicago), delilah's, to cheer for the pats as they demolish the bills.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 25 August 2006 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link

The thing is that my dead grandfather is also better than Chad Pennington in the pocket.

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 25 August 2006 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I disagree.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 25 August 2006 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

You don't even know my grandfather.

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 25 August 2006 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

omg r u guys talkign bout teh sexX0ring¿

c('°c) (Leee), Friday, 25 August 2006 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link

oh dude that's gross.

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 25 August 2006 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

uh

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 25 August 2006 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

haha and the circle comes back to Brett Favre.

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 25 August 2006 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

UH

Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 25 August 2006 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Is anybody else watching this news conference???

Kerm, Thursday, 6 March 2008 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

n

did anything kewl happen

cankles, Thursday, 6 March 2008 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

was there crying?

carne asada, Thursday, 6 March 2008 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

lots

Kerm, Thursday, 6 March 2008 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

I'm betting buckets

El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 March 2008 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

And something about the mic setup gave every sob and whimper a disturbing clarity.

Kerm, Thursday, 6 March 2008 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

twelve years pass...

fucking dud

My Vote is for what makes this country great, freedom of speech & religion, 2nd Amnd, hard working tax paying citizens, police & military. In this election, we have freedom of choice, which all should respect. For me & these principles, my Vote is for @RealDonaldTrump. #Vote ☑️🇺🇸

— Brett Favre (@BrettFavre) October 30, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 30 October 2020 18:09 (four weeks ago) link

WI voter: (thinks) Hmmm. Well, if Bret is for Trump, then maybe I got it all wrong and Trump is better than I thought. (spoils ballot by crossing out Biden vote and voting Trump instead).

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 30 October 2020 18:16 (four weeks ago) link

this isn't exactly news, they were playing golf together a month ago

always suspected he was a giant asshole, nice to see it confirmed

frogbs, Friday, 30 October 2020 18:17 (four weeks ago) link


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