#1 In Our Hearts, #1 In Tight Pants, etc: The Official ILNFL Hot Players Thread

Wax lyrical henceforth

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randy imo

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totally. He's Hall of Fame hot.

eli!!

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bonus: carlton

Aw, Breezy. Welcome!

This needs to be catalogued here for posterity:

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hey ladies - what's up
http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mike-tomlin.jpg

that aaron rodgers's pic is like williamsburg except for some reason that dude is wearing a football uniform for irony instead of a wolf shirt.

i don't mean that as a neg, before anyone worries

http://thelegalbroadcastnetwork.squarespace.com/storage/Larry%20Fitzgerald%20Celebrity.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1251039952665

yes, tomlin. he used to play, right? first ballot hall of fame, obvs.

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Adrian-Peterson.jpg

awwwww

Aw Larry <3

And Adrian yay, welcome AD

horseshoe - cosign, larry fitz. he looks very nice in glasses

Can we get some defense up in here?

http://www.bay-area-sports-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/richard-seymour.jpg

that's an adorable picture

All the best photos are of him in Pats gear...I'm okay with that, I <3 him anyway

are we doing all time, or just current?
http://media.hamptonroads.com/cache/files/images/249401.jpg

Let's do it all!

bruce smith looked like he was carved from marble or something imo

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hot commentators to the thread

rodney rodney rodney

Oh hi Jim Brown

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hot running backs for all time

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I think Josh Freeman's got a cute little babyface

http://www.tampabay.com/multimedia/archive/00113/c4s_freeman032310_113662c.jpg

wow he is a cutie

yeah, totally

This thread needs some Sweetness

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It's best you show him with the helmet on. heh

cruisin' for an sb-ruisin' but baby peyton:

http://thepigskindoctors.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/PeytonManningBrettFavreEsquireSept1997.jpg

(still my fave RB ever!) xps

Walter sans helmet, not so shabby...

http://www.walterpayton.info/images/walter-payton-5.jpg

I <3 Osi U.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/06/02/alg_giants.jpg

Oh shit, I almost forgot...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_awACeqK1Eg0/SMc8oFQUtiI/AAAAAAAACW0/gRLgXVqgDFg/s400/mattcassel.jpg

Osi's rad!!!!

yes cassel

More Osi

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/08/05/alg_resize_osi-umenyiora.jpg

Looking at Golden Tate is sort of like looking into the sun, imo.
He's kinda dreamy

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Lx99LST6jEY/0.jpg

Golden Tate has a Notre Dame stink on him, though. Brady Quinn is similarly tainted.

osi wins so much. the baby peyton cover is great but marred by THAT GUY.

Happier times

I dunno, somethin about smilin' Donovan just gets me right *here* (also <3 <3 DMac with fro)

http://www.themightymjd.com/uploaded_images/mcnabb-709810.jpg

can i just say how much i <3 clinton portis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCxWHakFQdc

Donovan wins big time when he dances. Somebody hit me with a gif!

Uhmmm....okay I just found this Top 25. It has serious problems.
They obviously don't read ILNFL to get proper analysis of hot players.
Biggest problem is that JAY CUTLER MADE THE LIST.

http://nflinjury.com/top-25-best-looking-nfl-players.html

But the most serious problem may be the intro

All right ladies, it’s that time of year again where all the idiot men on the planet go MIA for the next 17 weeks and then some as the regular NFL Season begins and then we head into playoffs, and of course it all cumulates into the massive Super Bowl event of the year.

Just because the boys have something else to completely focus their attention on that’s not your breasts, doesn’t mean you have to resort to picking your nose and staring at the ceiling for lack of anything else better to do. It’s time to be proactive!

Even if you don’t understand the game, who gives a crap? Have you taken a long, hard look at the men in tights running around the field? NFL is not hockey with toothless Prince Charmings. You have way more eye-candy options to drool after!

(Shoots writer in face)

what an a-hole

Can we bring some kind of injunction against this guy? It's like a 1950's Women's Weekly article...YUK

#24 – Joey Harrington (Free Agent – Quarterback – “Mama’s Boy-Next-Door”)

He’s like an Abercrombie and Fitch model who was dressed by his mama who has really great taste, but he’s so angelic looking that you have to wonder if he’s got any real throw down to him when it comes to fantasizing about your bedroom tackle maneuvers with him.

I love his pigeon.

I have a crush on Ocho, I'm not ashamed to say.

For Johnny Fever...and all of us

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/mcnabbdance.gif

why didn't that work, grrr

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ah, that's better

It's too bad Westbrook is cropped out of that.

This one is cute too

http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/1272366/mcnabbdoh-o.gif

ugh that "article" is the type of thing i'm talking about - statistically 50% of nfl fans are females. that is why the nfl finally gave up on "pink sparkly shit" and actually started making real t-shirts and jerseys tailored to women! why the fuck won't the sports writing mafia GET this? it's insulting as hell and alienates 50% of the audience from wanting to read your website or participate in all important commenter discussions, which are important for jacking yr strat or whatever the hell people think commenter discussions add to sites.

furthermore - the jay cutler entry, what the hell is going on in the 2nd picture...? what kind of terrifying photoshop is that? he looks like a pinhead, which is the opposite of what he looks like?

also looking at the men's health cover, i just realized brady quinn and dennis crowley are possibly the same person. which would explain brady quinn's inability to do anything besides "check in" to teams ha ha ha.

Love this bro

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xpost, otm! Aside from the overall egregiousness of that article that makes me want to shoot lasers out of my eyes, the Jay Cutler pic is terrifying. Like why would you Photoshop him so huge like that? He looks like a scary juicer, and he's all pale & albino looking too... So, so wrong.

Brady Quinn. Dude, just put your shirt down. You're cute but so is the UPS guy. Big deal. Hot "players" are hotter when they, yknow, play. Now go practice holding the clipboard.

xpost Poly otm

What about this guy?

http://assets.espn.go.com/media/motion/2009/1214/dm_091214_NFL_PATRICK_WILLIS_ONFIELD_redo.jpg

don't u forget about:

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/05/JoeNamathBeaverCrusher.jpg

I'm blind from the waves of booze coming off that photo. He looks like a pirate!

He's more hair than man!

But YES to Patrick Willis. More of that plz

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<3 u captain crazypants. Soooo cute.

According to the dream I had last night, the newest running back for the Oakland Raiders <3

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yes on rodney

http://netdugout.com/indiana/files/2010/08/67847brandon-marshall.jpg

Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Brandon Marshall is de-lightful!

get real, kids.

http://usc.ocregister.com/files/2009/02/1sanchez0212.jpg

no. just no.

http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt49/Imrahil/Men/EricDecker3.jpg

(Can't be bothered to remember which NFL team he now plays for.)

whoah, one of my coworkers looks a lot like josh freeman.

Eric, who IS that?

Eric Decker. My meathead of choice.

Nice!

god, ban dr. morbius

Let's keep this thread Sanchez free

Donovan practicing his vomiting technique so he'll be readyfor the next two minute drill:

http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/1272366/mcnabbdoh-o.gif

Since we're allowing commentators and coaches, then it would be remiss not to include our BFF

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all the Manning boys look like Mom's egg was fertilized by a drop of moonshine

Lol what does that even mean? Haha

I was thinking Steven Jackson should be on here, then I saw this pic and I had no choice

O_O

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Cute Patrito!

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He looks like Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV.

I MUST BREAK YOU

If he dies, he dies

Cute in any century...

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He's going to be on the Dan Patrick Show tomorrow...they teased that he's apparently in a band with Packers longsnapper. Will report more details as they come to hand. :D

I think he deserves a place in this thread...even if lightning is for babies...

http://www.mkrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/vincent-jackson.jpg

In honor of the new board description...

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oops I meant:

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lolol

Superbowl bump! (fyi I'm going to keep bumping this with A-Rodg til someone comes up with something better, lol)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6p44g0nMFc