Brian Dawkins sez, You can’t sit there and dwell on the piddly-poo of tears. —— WEEK ELEVEN 2009

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Miami at Carolina* → Panthers are rising, and the wildcat formation is on vacation this week with Brown out.
Pittsburgh* at Kansas City → Stillers take this one with ease after losing to the Bengals last week.
Washington at Dallas* → Skins victory can be chalked up to circumstance. A punchdrunk Cowboy team snaps out of it and wins.
Buffalo at Jacksonville* → Jacksonville does to the Bills what the Titans did to them last week. Jack Del Rio may even flip the bird.
Seattle at Minnesota* → Vikings sleepwalk through this game, Seahawks keep it close but still lose.
San Francisco* at Green Bay → I know the 49ers only barely beat Chicago, and Green Bay is a better team, but I think Crabtree may break out this week.
Cleveland at Detroit* → I really could give a shit about this game, but I'll go Lions at home.
Atlanta at New York Giants* → Atlanta is falling apart and the Giants are full-on broken, but I think the G-Men pick up a W in this game.
Indianapolis* at Baltimore → The Flying Peytons had to pull off a miracle win in Week 10. Nothing like that will be necessary here.
New Orleans* at Tampa Bay → Saints defense was a few men down against the Rams, and the game was too close for comfort. This one might be too, but Saints still win.
San Diego* at Denver → Denver won the first meeting. The Superchargers win the second.
Cincinnati* at Oakland → Cincinnati is turning into one of my favorites this year, not only for Ochocinco either. I see them stomping Oaktown 35-7 (get it?).
Arizona* at St. Louis → Rams are gradually improving, but it won't matter. Cardinals are a dominant road team.
New York Jets at New England* → The Jets stole a win the first time they met this year, but New England should seal this game up before halftime.
Philadelphia* at Chicago → I don't know why I keep picking the goddamned Eagles, except Chicago will probably turn it over >4 times.
Tennessee* at Houston → Titans are completely turned around at this point, and I think the Texans are gonna get publicly humiliated.

9-6 in week 10, 97-47 on the season.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

9-6; 100-44

FIRST TO A HUNDRED, BITCHEZ!

WmC, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

Statement from Titans Owner K.S. 'Bud' Adams, Jr.

Posted Nov 16, 2009

“I need to apologize for my actions yesterday near the end of the game. I got caught up in the excitement of a great day, but I do realize that those types of things shouldn’t happen. I need to specifically apologize to the Bills, their fans, our fans and the NFL. I obviously have a great deal of respect for Ralph Wilson and the history we have shared. I also understand there will probably be league discipline for my actions and I will accept those.”

earlnash, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/48_04-lamar-and-bud.jpg

earlnash, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:17 (nine years ago) Permalink

those fuckin guys

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

9-6 last week, 94-50 on the year (terrible)

Miami at Carolina* - carolina is coming around in a big way
Pittsburgh* at Kansas City - silver lining for kc: they just won a game
Washington at Dallas* - dallas, zzz
Buffalo at Jacksonville* - jax steadily improving
Seattle at Minnesota* - brett favre, 17 td and 3 int? weird.
San Francisco at Green Bay* - green bay will dominate, rodgers won't throw 5 ints
Cleveland at Detroit* - cleveland is really the worst team in the nfl at this point
Atlanta at New York Giants* - don't know what's wrong with ATL. they might steal this one but i'm picking NYG anyway.
Indianapolis* at Baltimore - balt's O won't be able to keep up
New Orleans* at Tampa Bay - kinda miss new orleans running up 50 pts per game.
San Diego* at Denver - san diego looks as good as they've ever looked right now
Cincinnati* at Oakland - i can't wait for ochocinco's tweets this week
Arizona* at St. Louis - pretty funny that warner's replacement is so mediocre now and warner's playing like it's '99
New York Jets at New England* - i pity the fools (the jets)
Philadelphia* at Chicago - time to start picking against my team ;_;
Tennessee* at Houston - houston not really impressing lately

jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/11/17/cribbs-injury-was-set-up-by-fourth-time-out-for-the-browns/

As it turns out, the Stanford-band play that ended Monday night's game with Browns receiver Josh Cribbs being carted off the field should have never happened.

Not just because the play shouldn't have been called, but because the Browns never should have been in position to call the play. In fact, the Browns never should have gotten the ball back at the end of the game.

The Browns never should have gotten the ball back because they took -- and were awarded -- a fourth time out during the second half.

C MON MAN (daria-g), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 07:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

it was the least they could do

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 07:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

So what was Cribbs's injury anyway? It didn't look like a particularly hard hit or anything. Did he just land strange?

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 07:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

Miami at Carolina* - carolina is coming around in a big way
Pittsburgh* at Kansas City - silver lining for kc: they just won a game
Washington at Dallas* - dallas, zzz
Buffalo at Jacksonville* - jax steadily improving
Seattle at Minnesota* - brett favre, 17 td and 3 int? weird.
San Francisco* at Green Bay - SF
Cleveland at Detroit* - Lionz
Atlanta at New York Giants* - Giants
Indianapolis* at Baltimore - Indy
New Orleans* at Tampa Bay - NO
San Diego* at Denver - san diego
Cincinnati* at Oakland - cincy
Arizona* at St. Louis - zona
New York Jets at New England* - NE
Philadelphia at Chicago* - Chicago
Tennessee at Houston* - houston

windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 07:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

Oh whoops, I didn't scroll up! Miami, Pittsburgh, Jacksonville and Minnesota.

windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 07:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

WTF?? Cribbs is injured???

Fuck me for leaving my local sports bar with a minute left thinking the game is over. NO IT FUCKING WAS NOT!! :(

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

is there anything the browns cant fuck up

max, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

so this weekend has shown that refs can't keep track of timeouts and challenges. great.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

12-3 on week (stay humble u_u), 93-51 on season

Miami at Carolina* → CAR
Pittsburgh* at Kansas City → PIT
Washington at Dallas* → DAL
Buffalo at Jacksonville* → JX
Seattle at Minnesota* → MN
San Francisco* at Green Bay → SF
Cleveland at Detroit* → DET (not confident)
Atlanta at New York Giants* → NYG (not confident)
Indianapolis* at Baltimore → IND
New Orleans* at Tampa Bay → NO
San Diego* at Denver → SD
Cincinnati* at Oakland → CIN
Arizona* at St. Louis → AZ
New York Jets at New England* → NE
Philadelphia* at Chicago → PHI (not confident)
Tennessee* at Houston → Titans (this is srsly a monday game? fml)

Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 15:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

local reports have b dawk having said "you cant sit there in...a pity pool of tears and worry about the last game."

bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 15:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

that makes much more sense

Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 16:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

i choose to not believe these local reports

jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 16:31 (nine years ago) Permalink

Buffalo Bills have fired coach Dick Jauron, according to a team source.

windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:40 (nine years ago) Permalink

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHAMPAGNE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

if this turns out not to be true ima kill you, poly

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

whew!

windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

YOU GUYS!!!!!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

jauron was kinda like wannstedt, one of those ex-bears coaches whose subsequent hire by another team made me wonder if the team in question had ever checked in to see what was going on in the NFC.

jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

<3 <3 <3 poly i will never forget 11/17/09

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

lovie smith, for all his occasional failings, is i think a pretty damn good coach and will probably have more success elsewhere someday.

jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

congrats horseshoe :)

jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

omg it's like i can breathe. what a beautiful world.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

ty omar!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

nice scoop poly, this is nowhere yet

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

Based off of the URL, I assume the headline reads "Buffalo Bills fire head coach/dick"

lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://twitter.com/terrellowens

# Wassup everytweeter? It's a beautiful day n the neighborhood here n good 'ol Buffalo! 17 minutes ago from MogoTXT

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

haha

jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

good 'ol Buffalo!

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

<3 <3 <3 t.o. he did this. we should send him your way to take care of mangini, brownie.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

stupid work i need to be getting drunk already

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

El Head Coach de los Bills de Buffalo Dick Jauron, fue despedido. Se espera que el coordinador defensivo, Fewell Perry se haga cargo.

windy = white, carl = black (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

you can flask it

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

tbh though there's no good reason except length of tenure that jauron went earlier in the season than mangini

jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

so jealous

NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:21 (nine years ago) Permalink

but congrats all the same!

NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

thank you! dreams can come true, brownie!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:30 (nine years ago) Permalink

maybe it wasn't t.o. maybe it was the shame of bud adams's double bird. <3 <3 <3 bud adams.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

hahahaha "THIS CANNOT STAND, THAT OLD DRUNK FLIPPED US OFF, WE MUST FIRE SOMEONE..."

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

when rogermexico gets here he will wisely point out that it isn't even dick jauron's fault that we suck but i will be drunk by then so

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/17/zack-heddinger-steelers-f_n_360535.html

not to change the subject but what the hell

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

What's Your Reaction?
Amazing
Inspiring
Funny
Scary
Hot
Crazy
Important
Weird

lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

perhaps antifreeze

jesus fucking christ, chicago

horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/17/zack-heddinger-steelers-f_n_360535.html

not to change the subject but what the hell

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 3:44 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmfao owned

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

my dad

will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

oh word. live hockey rules btw.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:42 (nine years ago) Permalink

yeah it's amazing - esp the penguins

will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

merry krismas

will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

you guys stop with this "hockey" shit immediately

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol

krismiss, i meant

will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

told u

will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

;_;

yeah, whatever (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

i mean who didn't see that coming

will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

smh

Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

Awwwww Kris Brown...

C-L, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

does this mean it's ok to NOT try and ice the kicker now?

Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

that was a fuckin SHANK

will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

amazing job by fisher--everyone was expecting the t.o.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

oh wow i'm actually sad for no overtime

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

goddamnit jimmy mod do NOT ever advocate icing the kicker in my presence again

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

that said i hate the short kickoff late in the game that led to that fg even being a thing

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

I'm not advocating icing the kicker bro! :C

Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

THIS IS WHAT ICING THE KICKER DOES TO U
http://i50.tinypic.com/16h6b0n.jpg

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

"for all those ppl saying you can't play no more"
"i only got one bar...fuck y'all niggas"

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

I have love for both of these teams, and I hate that the Texans have to perpetually remain the loser. :(

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

he just wins

he's just a winner

did you guys see him out there, winning

winning his damn ass off

farting irl (cankles), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

dear analysts: it's ok to say that the texans are soft and kubiak is a bad coach. you don't need to be amazed that they haven't "made the leap."

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

is kubiak a bad coach? i'd take him in a pinch

farting irl (cankles), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

the texans just dont seem very talented to me

farting irl (cankles), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

it's funny that the texans lost to vince young and the running back who ended up being everything that reggie bush was supposed to be

will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

dope week imo

fake plastic t's (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

no joke, vince & chris j running the option is my favorite recurring play in football

will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

R.I.P Ronnie Brown wildcat. ;_;

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

yeah, could you imagine the dolphins-titans game if brown hadn't gotten hurt? even so i think there's still a chance that will be the funkiest nfl game in a long time.

will.i.ban (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

xxxxxxp i guess it depends on how talented you think the texans are--i think they have enough good players to compete but routinely blow games. when that becomes a pattern to me it's a coaching issue.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

well yeah exactly - they're good enough to compete, not good enough to dominate. when you're merely competetive and play a ton of close games, whether or not you pull ahead in those games is one of those things that i consider to be essentially up in the air - that's why i'd be nervous about the bengals (who appear to be pretty good, but not great) if i were a cinci fan right now, they've played NOTHING but close games and are probably a little lucky to have pulled ahead in so many of them. the texans are solid-to-unexceptional in most areas, aside from their handful of star players they have a lot of dudes who are basically just, y'know, guys. if they had better talent they'd be winning more decisively imo.

farting irl (cankles), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

Brian Dawkins, FORMER NFL player. ;_;

Johnny Fever, Monday, 23 April 2012 19:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

Fly safe

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 April 2012 19:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

I just hope he's not dwelling on the piddly-poo of tears.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 23 April 2012 19:12 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/yourysayed/XMan.gif

never forget

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 04:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

can't help but hear sound fx with that
rumblerumblerumbleRumbleaaaaaAAAAACHOMP

boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 04:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

dawk is tied with moss for my favorite football player of all time. not to get all gushy but it was soooo awesome to see this guy play in his prime, and i cant wait to see him in canton

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 05:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

Brian Dawkins = ILNFL Hall of Famer, First Ballot

earlnash, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 03:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

^^^thread idea, make it happen

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 03:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

Clinton Portis, Eli Manning, and Aaron Rodgers would be inducted along with him.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 04:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

Or does our HOF necessitate being out of the league?

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 04:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

i doubt it?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 05:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

also Randy Moss, Ricky Williams

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 26 April 2012 03:54 (seven years ago) Permalink

I think players that played in the ILNFL era but are now retired.

Havin' Fun would be up for nomination.

earlnash, Thursday, 26 April 2012 04:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeKAAAwWoAEgD1-.jpg:large

utah knows

mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 15:20 (three years ago) Permalink

Iowa strong on nostalgia

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 15:53 (three years ago) Permalink

shame on oregon

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 20:15 (three years ago) Permalink

pretty random choice by wyoming

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 24 March 2016 09:22 (three years ago) Permalink


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