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eagerly awaiting stunner #2, in which the 49ers announce a long-term deal with jimmy g and then he changes his mind and re-signs w/the patriots and, on the side, becomes a commercial spokesman for tb12.

fact checking cuz, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 04:35 (six years ago) link

Do you really want to be the guy to follow Belichick?

earlnash, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

lol yeah belichick and brady leaving the building on the same day is gonna be the fn apocalypse

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link

tho... what if beli moved to a front office role

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link

the real worst case scenario

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link

imagine being HC and having that guy back seat driving

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:19 (six years ago) link

tbh i am 99% certain when belichick quits he'll climb aboard the recently rechristened 'still vii rings' and disappear

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link

you're probably losing Gronk that day too

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link

gronk currently acting like he might never play another down

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hey guys i wasn't really feeling like stopping by for a while though I'm more upset about the malcolm butler situation than the SB! what the hell.

i see the gronk drama is still going on too.

always think in the offseason this is the year i'm done with nfl but tbh i'm probably going to continue stressing over the pats & also jump on the niners bandwagon for my nfc team

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 4 March 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link

thought you were a washington fan?

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 March 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link

#Patriots WR Kenny Britt was informed that his option was picked up, source said. He’s back for 2018 and they’re looking for big things out of him.

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) March 6, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 20:51 (six years ago) link

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady said the team's loss in Super Bowl LII provided a springboard to teach his children a valuable lesson.

As part of a preview clip from the final episode of the "Tom vs. Time" docuseries released to ABC's "Good Morning America," Brady said, "That was the first time that I'd seen my kids really react in that way."

"You know, Benny was crying, Vivi was crying and they were sad for me and sad for the Patriots," he said. "But I just said to them, 'Look, you guys, this is a great lesson. We don't always win. We try our best and sometimes it doesn't go the way we want.'"

omar little, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

inevitable bummer: dola's going. miami of all places. 2 yrs, 12m, 8.25 guaranteed

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link

and malcolm butler to tennessee. happy he's finally getting his money tbh.

thought you were a washington fan?

i am and i'll prob go to a couple of their games next season but they are just going to keep mismanaging players and going 7-9 for the next 10 years imo. i need a fun team

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:00 (six years ago) link

dion lewis also going to tenn. they're piling up some decent players

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 01:39 (six years ago) link

ny football giants making nate solder the highest paid tackle in football. not great for the pats, possibly worse for the giants?

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link

4y, 62m, 35m guar

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZ5RKrIWkAAhjR8.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 02:06 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

trying to figure out where the angle is on this story that suddenly popped up about how brady might retire. the guy is obsessed and talks at tedious length and frequency about how he wants to play forever, and will clearly play until he breaks or isn't wanted any more. so entirely unconvincing but the story has come up for some reason. makes me one degree more receptive to all of the conspiracy theory level stuff about tb/bb/rk weirdness. probably all leads back to guerrero, fuck that dude.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 12:45 (six years ago) link

well he's probably getting slapped with another 4-game suspension for threatening Stormy Daniels so you have to wonder if its worth it at this point

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 12:49 (six years ago) link

lol. i think brady turning out to actually be the stormy daniels guy is what this ailing nation needs right now.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 12:54 (six years ago) link

Brady comes off like a total weirdo in the few articles I have read about him and his fitness guru buddy.

I could deal with the Pats continue to win if Brady were to retire. I'd love to see some air taken out of those tires.

earlnash, Thursday, 19 April 2018 23:54 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

edelman four-game suspension, performance enhancing substances

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 June 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link

equivalent to deflating a ball agree

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Thursday, 7 June 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

team should forfeit a first round pick tho

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 June 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link

straw poll: will a PED revelation prove to be the final nail in the coffin of brady's legacy? edelman is a big tb12 system acolyte, this def feels like a step closer to the big man.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 June 2018 17:49 (five years ago) link

shocking news

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 June 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link

Is this related to his injury and recovery?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 7 June 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link

no specifics yet but makes sense

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 June 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

the final nail in the coffin of brady's legacy

have there been other nails? actual legacy-damaging nails?

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 7 June 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link

Besides the fact that his hands are too small to throw a fully inflated football?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 7 June 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link

i am p sure a majority of average sports fans (erroneously) think brady is a confirmed Cheater

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 June 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link

Bingo

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 7 June 2018 21:56 (five years ago) link

also he wore uggs

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 7 June 2018 23:39 (five years ago) link

did he not Cheat on his pregnant girlfriend

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 June 2018 23:51 (five years ago) link

theyre sayin gronks on the move goddamn

sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 8 June 2018 20:03 (five years ago) link

the trade rumours were debunked no more than half an hour after they started. i've never seen such a quick turnaround. probably means he is definitely not going anywhere, may mean he is definitely going somewhere.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 June 2018 20:25 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2018/8/9/17670364/new-england-patriots-2008-season-tom-brady-injury-matt-cassel-bill-belichick

shame this isn't more substantial but what there is is good

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 9 August 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link

📹 CLASSIC Bill Belichick halftime interview with @STEVEBURTONWBZ #Patriots #WBZ pic.twitter.com/GCvGDtLc1o

— Joe Giza (@JoeGiza) August 10, 2018

he's ready

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 August 2018 01:27 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Let's gooooooooo!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link

GRONK SPIKE

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 9 September 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

do.. do we have a pass rush?? what is this

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 9 September 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link

Patterson is nice

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 17:53 (five years ago) link

Sorry Gronk, that wasn't a catch. Houston screwed up by not challenging.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

Terrible coaching by Houston

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 18:34 (five years ago) link

Jeez, Gronk, protect the ball.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

only in new england - 12 guys on the field and the other team false starts

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 9 September 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

Why is that not offsetting penalties?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

This has been a weird game. Both teams need to tighten up.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link


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