here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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jesus christ

yes i see patritos no i will not fix it

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:13 (nine years ago) link

lets come up with comedy nicknames for laurence maroney

bustoney

mongloney

terribleplayeroney

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:14 (nine years ago) link

no one cares about one of the best games of the season? ok.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:18 (nine years ago) link

tom brandy (a. what he was drinking in gallons after the game or b. a feminizing of his last name, take your pick)
kevin "not marshall" faulk
rodney harrisonned

GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL (omar little), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:22 (nine years ago) link

kevin "not marshall" faulk

^^^ this is his legal name afaic

horseshoe, Monday, 16 November 2009 20:36 (nine years ago) link

<3 patritos

bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:52 (nine years ago) link

http://www.dansimmons.com/images_art/patrito_art_cover_sm.jpg

luol deng (am0n), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:54 (nine years ago) link

tobleroney?

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 November 2009 22:16 (nine years ago) link

The Onion is so cold:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/patriots_lead_colts_at_halftime

Moodles, Friday, 20 November 2009 17:23 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hap says:
December 9, 2009 4:33 PM
The Cheats are a mess ! They're coming apart at the seams. Bill Jellyprick has lost his edge. The team's imploding.

too shart (am0n), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:39 (nine years ago) link

jesus you'd think they werent 7-5 and leading the division

farting irl (cankles), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:53 (nine years ago) link

otm there was a teaser for nfl gameday where fran whateverhisnameis was like, "is the patriots dynasty OVER?" i know these shows are just dumb talking points but really

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 17:50 (nine years ago) link

"is the patriots dynasty OVER?"

LET'S HOPE SO.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 December 2009 18:01 (nine years ago) link

adalius thomas benched for the game & possibly never playing another down for NE

10 yards for tripping o_O (daria-g), Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:18 (nine years ago) link

yeah what is that about? is belichick mad at him?

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:19 (nine years ago) link

i can't believe pat patriot is showing his face at this game. the NFL fines ochocinco for giving out christmas gifts in the end zone, but HE'S allowed to show up? fuck this league.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:23 (nine years ago) link

i think several guys are pat patriot so it's probably not the same dude? nfl is totally ridic about fining ochocinco, though, agreed.

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:24 (nine years ago) link

i choose to believe that it was literally pat patriot who was arrested.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 13 December 2009 22:29 (nine years ago) link

re: thomas, belichick had some issue with him earlier this season, which led to him being deactivated for a game (bmore i think). the media didn't find out what it was, though. then mid through last week four guys were sent home for the day, for being late to the 8am meeting (moss, thomas, guyton, burgess). speculation was, it was prob a cover for sending a message to some people belichick was having an issue with..

so thomas, next day, talks to the media in the locker room and is kind of a dick about it, saying look i called saying i was late, we're not in kindergarten here, i went home and put my feet up and watched some film, whatever.

10 yards for tripping o_O (daria-g), Sunday, 13 December 2009 23:19 (nine years ago) link

yea that sound byte of thomas sayin 'we're not in kindergarten, etc' was $

johnny crunch, Monday, 14 December 2009 00:19 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

pats message board has an excellent thread of classic pats in ms paint. i am stealing 2 for u

http://i45.tinypic.com/2nv87xk.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/ke7vir.jpg

kicker conspiracy (j. feely ha ha) (daria-g), Monday, 25 January 2010 00:46 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

r.i.p. mosi tatupu

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:01 (nine years ago) link

on the same day david patten returned from the dead. the circle of life goes on.

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:32 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

am i wrong to think mankins is coming out of this looking like the asshole?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:36 (nine years ago) link

yeah if he thinks he is as good as jahri evans (quite possibly the best guard in the game) he is an asshole

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:55 (nine years ago) link

The way the Patriots treat free agents, I don't blame him for trying to get every penny he can.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 07:04 (nine years ago) link

you mean the way they offer free agents the money the organization thinks they're worth rather than what the player thinks, or have they been torturing free agents in a dungeon somewhere and i just haven't heard about it?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 10:48 (nine years ago) link

The Patriots are unsentimental when it comes to deciding how much a player is worth. It is a smart way for them to do business, but I don't see how Mankins trying to get the best contract he can is any different. It's not his job to help the team cut costs by sacrificing money from his contract (assuming he could get more elsewhere, which I think he could). And honestly, he's a pretty good player. He might not be Evans but he's certainly one of the best at his position.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:19 (nine years ago) link

i hope u searched for 'patritos' when reviving this

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:22 (nine years ago) link

yeah i guess it's just boring the way mankins is taking his case to the media--like, dude, you were bad last year and they still offered you 30-something million. ::shrug::

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:25 (nine years ago) link

The Patriots' last offer, which has has been on the table for "a significant period of time", was a five-year deal worth approximately $7 million per season and would place the two-time Pro Bowler comfortably among the top five paid guards in the NFL, according to a league source.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:34 (nine years ago) link

with joe "jellybean" bryant! (not pictured)

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:47 (nine years ago) link

lesbiansthatlooklikejustinbieber.com

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (nine years ago) link

no argument here

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (nine years ago) link

why does Tom Brady have Bieber hair

xp: ha

HI DERE, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (nine years ago) link

it looks like someone put a wig on his head from walgreen's novelty aisle or something, and he's forgotten it's on his head.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:53 (nine years ago) link

lol schef i was idly thinking of copying and pasting that pic myself; glad you're so on top of things <3

horseshoe, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (nine years ago) link

justin bieber/little lord bardleroy mix, imo

horseshoe, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

you...you don't need an o-line to win games, right? or a d-line? or lbs? or cbs? right? right?? cos i'm thinking, if you do need any of those things, maybe it is going to be a long ol' 16 games for los patritos :(

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 00:48 (eight years ago) link

no doubt. mankins won't be playing at all, i'm guessing? and they just lost leigh bodden for the season.

but i don't know what to think about any team, except packers and saints will be good.

wears suburban hang-ups on her sleeve like some kind of corporate logo (daria-g), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 23:16 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

that was a fuckin big deal for ne imo. difference between 9 wins and a crappy division record and 10 wins and a decent division record.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:07 (eight years ago) link

deion branch 2 patritos?
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nfl/news/story?id=5661743

am0n, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:21 (eight years ago) link

not a branch fan but he could def help for a 5th rounder or something

call all destroyer, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:30 (eight years ago) link

branch trade sounds like another thrown away low round pick, which is becoming a habit of late.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Friday, 8 October 2010 16:52 (eight years ago) link

you don't need picks when you can just pick up DANNY FUCKING WOODHEAD as a free agent.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 22:09 (eight years ago) link

surely half the football players are high on opiates half the time

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:23 (six months ago) link

gotta go through the proper channels

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:24 (six months ago) link

this season is so frustrating guys.

they have like one receiver atm and brady definitely has a knee injury

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 23 December 2018 20:27 (six months ago) link

pats shd hang it up they had a good run

lag∞n, Monday, 24 December 2018 02:36 (six months ago) link

me and lag∞n could probably win a couple titles by ourselves in a division with the jets/bills/dolphins but 10 in a row is still pretty fuckin impressive

mookieproof, Monday, 24 December 2018 03:37 (six months ago) link

yes since were the troops

lag∞n, Monday, 24 December 2018 03:46 (six months ago) link

eagles make the playoffs!

k3vin k., Monday, 31 December 2018 00:25 (six months ago) link

lol wrong thread

k3vin k., Monday, 31 December 2018 00:59 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

WTF?

DJI, Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:11 (five months ago) link

im interested in meeting svengalis and rasputins

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:03 (five months ago) link

WTFFF PORZINGIS TO DALLAS???

Adrian Wojnarowski
@wojespn
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Let's try that again: Dallas is finalizing a deal to land Kristaps Porzingis, league sources tell ESPN.
Quote Tweet

marcos smart (Spottie), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:39 (five months ago) link

Wrong thread?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:41 (five months ago) link

wrong thread lol

marcos smart (Spottie), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:41 (five months ago) link

fuck, sorry to hear that. fucking knicks man. what are they getting, a handful of magic beans?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:42 (five months ago) link

Robert Kraft is wearing a shiny necklace with the word “Championships”. @LevanReid reports that it was gifted to him by Meek Mill.

— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) February 5, 2019

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:48 (five months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyqFH40W0AAnl4g.jpg:large

i mean at this point i can't even hate

omar little, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 18:29 (five months ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:45 (five months ago) link

the players seem to really connect to him fwiw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:46 (five months ago) link

any haters are just jealous/anxious they’ll never reach his level of dgaf

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:00 (five months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/QntC9Yq.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:25 (five months ago) link

whos that

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:26 (five months ago) link

dril

omar little, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:27 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Patriots owner Robert Kraft among those charged with soliciting prostitution, Jupiter Police confirm at a press conference. https://t.co/9DePrXAeeI

— Kevin Duffy (@KevinRDuffy) February 22, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:53 (four months ago) link

holy shit

omar little, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:55 (four months ago) link

uhhhhh

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, 22 February 2019 16:56 (four months ago) link

Womp womp

Johnny Fever, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:22 (four months ago) link

what a dumb old idiot

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:26 (four months ago) link

that answers this question

https://deadspin.com/whats-up-with-the-nfl-questions-at-this-sex-trafficking-1832805259

omar little, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:29 (four months ago) link

~sex trafficking~ is a sensationalistic term/tool of the police state/right wing bs/further way to criminalize sex workers/can refer to almost anything involving paying for sex fwiw

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:36 (four months ago) link

otoh though, Bob Kraft can eat shit.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 22 February 2019 17:58 (four months ago) link

i think we can all agree that the best outcome of this is if he forfeits all of his money to me

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:59 (four months ago) link

theres a mole....

Posted last night on Reddit pic.twitter.com/zX2SZgrPaI

— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) February 22, 2019

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 18:03 (four months ago) link

pleasebejaredpleasebejaredpleasebejared

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 22 February 2019 18:21 (four months ago) link

what if its sting of the police himself

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 18:21 (four months ago) link

the schef has sources everywhere

ESPN’s Adam Schefter on the Florida prostitution sting: "There are people down there in that area I’m told who say this story is going to heat up and get a lot worse...I’m also told that Robert Kraft is not the biggest name involved down there"pic.twitter.com/BZTRkabUYi

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 22, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 22 February 2019 19:12 (four months ago) link

on behalf of ILNFL, can I just say, lol

frogbs, Friday, 22 February 2019 19:53 (four months ago) link

this reinforces my dislike of boston sports teams

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Friday, 22 February 2019 20:50 (four months ago) link

otm

by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 22 February 2019 20:52 (four months ago) link

bookmarking this thred

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:28 (four months ago) link

who can be the 'bigger name' than robert kraft?

thinking hulk hogan

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:39 (four months ago) link

i thought it was a reference to a tom brady like sports star

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:41 (four months ago) link

i don't *like* tom brady, but that would seem out of character

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:44 (four months ago) link

i didn't mean brady himself, though you never know these days

gronkowsku is who i had in mind

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:46 (four months ago) link

White trash American billionaires... grease and sleaze has really piled up on whatever f'ed up legacy the Pats have built.

NFL owners are some real creeps, even more than your usual rich creeps. I guess they have to work hard to keep up with FIFA.

earlnash, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:57 (four months ago) link

all otm

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 23 February 2019 12:18 (four months ago) link

two months pass...

Congratulations to local football star and Alabama Crimson Tide's Damian Harris getting drafted by the Pats in the 3rd round. It is a pretty good draft slot choice for a running back. Getting drafted later by a good team can lead to stardom much more so than early pick on a crap club.

earlnash, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 00:19 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxQSx2vHImL/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxczvOnnzFC/

thank u tom brady now i know that the most rhode island thing ever 'caught in providence' is STILL on tv & also on instagram!

Дарья (daria-g), Monday, 3 June 2019 03:14 (one month ago) link

lmao rhode island is a real weird place

call all destroyer, Monday, 3 June 2019 03:17 (one month ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Monday, 3 June 2019 04:13 (one month ago) link


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