here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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jesus christ

yes i see patritos no i will not fix it

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:13 (ten years ago) link

lets come up with comedy nicknames for laurence maroney

bustoney

mongloney

terribleplayeroney

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:14 (ten years ago) link

no one cares about one of the best games of the season? ok.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:18 (ten years ago) link

tom brandy (a. what he was drinking in gallons after the game or b. a feminizing of his last name, take your pick)
kevin "not marshall" faulk
rodney harrisonned

GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL (omar little), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:22 (ten years ago) link

kevin "not marshall" faulk

^^^ this is his legal name afaic

horseshoe, Monday, 16 November 2009 20:36 (ten years ago) link

<3 patritos

bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:52 (ten years ago) link

tobleroney?

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 November 2009 22:16 (ten years ago) link

The Onion is so cold:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/patriots_lead_colts_at_halftime

Moodles, Friday, 20 November 2009 17:23 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hap says:
December 9, 2009 4:33 PM
The Cheats are a mess ! They're coming apart at the seams. Bill Jellyprick has lost his edge. The team's imploding.

too shart (am0n), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:39 (ten years ago) link

jesus you'd think they werent 7-5 and leading the division

farting irl (cankles), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:53 (ten years ago) link

otm there was a teaser for nfl gameday where fran whateverhisnameis was like, "is the patriots dynasty OVER?" i know these shows are just dumb talking points but really

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 17:50 (ten years ago) link

"is the patriots dynasty OVER?"

LET'S HOPE SO.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 December 2009 18:01 (ten years ago) link

adalius thomas benched for the game & possibly never playing another down for NE

10 yards for tripping o_O (daria-g), Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:18 (ten years ago) link

yeah what is that about? is belichick mad at him?

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:19 (ten years ago) link

i can't believe pat patriot is showing his face at this game. the NFL fines ochocinco for giving out christmas gifts in the end zone, but HE'S allowed to show up? fuck this league.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:23 (ten years ago) link

i think several guys are pat patriot so it's probably not the same dude? nfl is totally ridic about fining ochocinco, though, agreed.

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:24 (ten years ago) link

i choose to believe that it was literally pat patriot who was arrested.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 13 December 2009 22:29 (ten years ago) link

re: thomas, belichick had some issue with him earlier this season, which led to him being deactivated for a game (bmore i think). the media didn't find out what it was, though. then mid through last week four guys were sent home for the day, for being late to the 8am meeting (moss, thomas, guyton, burgess). speculation was, it was prob a cover for sending a message to some people belichick was having an issue with..

so thomas, next day, talks to the media in the locker room and is kind of a dick about it, saying look i called saying i was late, we're not in kindergarten here, i went home and put my feet up and watched some film, whatever.

10 yards for tripping o_O (daria-g), Sunday, 13 December 2009 23:19 (ten years ago) link

yea that sound byte of thomas sayin 'we're not in kindergarten, etc' was $

johnny crunch, Monday, 14 December 2009 00:19 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

pats message board has an excellent thread of classic pats in ms paint. i am stealing 2 for u

http://i45.tinypic.com/2nv87xk.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/ke7vir.jpg

kicker conspiracy (j. feely ha ha) (daria-g), Monday, 25 January 2010 00:46 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

r.i.p. mosi tatupu

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:01 (ten years ago) link

on the same day david patten returned from the dead. the circle of life goes on.

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:32 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

am i wrong to think mankins is coming out of this looking like the asshole?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:36 (ten years ago) link

yeah if he thinks he is as good as jahri evans (quite possibly the best guard in the game) he is an asshole

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:55 (ten years ago) link

The way the Patriots treat free agents, I don't blame him for trying to get every penny he can.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 07:04 (ten years ago) link

you mean the way they offer free agents the money the organization thinks they're worth rather than what the player thinks, or have they been torturing free agents in a dungeon somewhere and i just haven't heard about it?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 10:48 (ten years ago) link

The Patriots are unsentimental when it comes to deciding how much a player is worth. It is a smart way for them to do business, but I don't see how Mankins trying to get the best contract he can is any different. It's not his job to help the team cut costs by sacrificing money from his contract (assuming he could get more elsewhere, which I think he could). And honestly, he's a pretty good player. He might not be Evans but he's certainly one of the best at his position.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:19 (ten years ago) link

i hope u searched for 'patritos' when reviving this

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:22 (ten years ago) link

yeah i guess it's just boring the way mankins is taking his case to the media--like, dude, you were bad last year and they still offered you 30-something million. ::shrug::

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:25 (ten years ago) link

The Patriots' last offer, which has has been on the table for "a significant period of time", was a five-year deal worth approximately $7 million per season and would place the two-time Pro Bowler comfortably among the top five paid guards in the NFL, according to a league source.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:34 (ten years ago) link

with joe "jellybean" bryant! (not pictured)

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:47 (ten years ago) link

lesbiansthatlooklikejustinbieber.com

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (ten years ago) link

no argument here

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (ten years ago) link

why does Tom Brady have Bieber hair

xp: ha

HI DERE, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (ten years ago) link

it looks like someone put a wig on his head from walgreen's novelty aisle or something, and he's forgotten it's on his head.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:53 (ten years ago) link

lol schef i was idly thinking of copying and pasting that pic myself; glad you're so on top of things <3

horseshoe, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (ten years ago) link

justin bieber/little lord bardleroy mix, imo

horseshoe, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

you...you don't need an o-line to win games, right? or a d-line? or lbs? or cbs? right? right?? cos i'm thinking, if you do need any of those things, maybe it is going to be a long ol' 16 games for los patritos :(

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 00:48 (nine years ago) link

no doubt. mankins won't be playing at all, i'm guessing? and they just lost leigh bodden for the season.

but i don't know what to think about any team, except packers and saints will be good.

wears suburban hang-ups on her sleeve like some kind of corporate logo (daria-g), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 23:16 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

that was a fuckin big deal for ne imo. difference between 9 wins and a crappy division record and 10 wins and a decent division record.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:07 (nine years ago) link

deion branch 2 patritos?
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nfl/news/story?id=5661743

am0n, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:21 (nine years ago) link

not a branch fan but he could def help for a 5th rounder or something

call all destroyer, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:30 (nine years ago) link

branch trade sounds like another thrown away low round pick, which is becoming a habit of late.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Friday, 8 October 2010 16:52 (nine years ago) link

you don't need picks when you can just pick up DANNY FUCKING WOODHEAD as a free agent.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 22:09 (nine years ago) link

baltimores option has fooled the camera multiple times tonight

lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 04:05 (eight months ago) link

they are really good at it

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 November 2019 04:10 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...

o line sux

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 November 2019 23:21 (seven months ago) link

I know the weather sucks, but Pats receivers have dropped a whole bunch of perfect passes.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 25 November 2019 00:04 (seven months ago) link

yeahp

lag∞n, Monday, 25 November 2019 00:05 (seven months ago) link

I'm calling tripping...on these refs!

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 25 November 2019 00:21 (seven months ago) link

theyre tripping.....on drugs!

lag∞n, Monday, 25 November 2019 00:23 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

"We're filming a documentary about scouting and just happen to be filming your sideline signals."

It's hilarious as it is the BENGALS!!!

At least the Jets were decent and a division rival when they went after them.

The Pats are pretty much the ultimate sports franchise for MAGA America from it's trashy perv owner on down.

earlnash, Thursday, 12 December 2019 01:44 (six months ago) link

football is maga sry

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2019 02:41 (six months ago) link

Alan Dershowitz has taken the stage at Trump's Hanukkah event following remarks from Robert Kraft

— Kevin Liptak (@Kevinliptakcnn) December 11, 2019

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2019 02:58 (six months ago) link

vaguely proud to say that the steelers were with obama

they'd still, of course, rather start an undrafted rookie QB than consider kaep, let alone jettison rapey roffles

the stuff the patritos have (been caught) cheating on is barely noteworthy for its actual affects on games. i mean, it's the bengals and the jets and inflation. i am perfectly happy to stipulate that they'd win those games anyway. but continuing to do this shit over decades is really something

fortunately i know roger goodell is all about accountability and the integrity of the shield

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2019 03:09 (six months ago) link

the Bengals offense certainly is an enigma

frogbs, Thursday, 12 December 2019 04:02 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

surely they were robbed

mookieproof, Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:28 (six months ago) link

Derrick Henry robbed them blind.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:29 (six months ago) link

Offense just didn't have the goods for most of the season. I feel bad for Brady because I think he's still good.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:30 (six months ago) link

lol of all the years for me to decide to go total no football i pick the one where the thumbtacks upend the evil empire

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:38 (six months ago) link

All the knowledge is still there, he is still apparently doing all the right things, but everyone's brain and reflexes slow with age and contrary to the common belief Brady hasn't stopped aging.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:40 (six months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENfY3oDVUAIOlf9.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 5 January 2020 04:57 (six months ago) link

this is so sad!

k3vin k., Sunday, 5 January 2020 05:08 (six months ago) link

just two guys chatting about their trophy wives

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 5 January 2020 06:30 (six months ago) link

this was all foredoomed when he decided to wear that hat to the preseason press conference

El Tomboto, Sunday, 5 January 2020 15:55 (six months ago) link

i've de-NFLed enough to have few profootballfeels, but somehow still get freude from patrito schädens. didn't even find out til today, i could have had such good times.

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Sunday, 5 January 2020 16:28 (six months ago) link

might fuck around and watch the aaron hernandez doc

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2020 04:50 (five months ago) link

yeah for sure gonna watch

k3vin k., Thursday, 16 January 2020 17:43 (five months ago) link

it was pretty gnarly!

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 January 2020 20:52 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

rip touchdown tommy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 14:11 (three months ago) link

end of an era

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 19:38 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

tom brady had only one request for the bucs: "what's my FP number?"

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:37 (two months ago) link

end of an era

good riddance

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 18:19 (two months ago) link

rude

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 20:50 (two months ago) link

Time to bring back Drew Bledsoe

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:34 (two months ago) link

Finally

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:39 (two months ago) link

Return of Flutie

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:50 (two months ago) link

take him away from the nbc booth in ND home games, where he likes to make fun of us

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:51 (two months ago) link

tony eason vs ken o'brien vs marino

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:53 (two months ago) link

...steve grogan

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 03:38 (two months ago) link

two months pass...

They’re getting Cam on a one year deal

Betting they’ll do better than the Bucs this year

frogbs, Monday, 29 June 2020 00:00 (one week ago) link

Agreed

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 29 June 2020 00:29 (one week ago) link

yeah thats good pickup

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2020 00:53 (one week ago) link

everything is crazy! i love cam i hope he gets a ring in NE

Дарья (daria-g), Monday, 29 June 2020 01:02 (one week ago) link

i hope the pats don't break cam vs i hope cam breaks the pats is a tough call

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 29 June 2020 02:59 (one week ago) link

Give that man a musket

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 29 June 2020 16:05 (one week ago) link

oh my god his base salary is barely over $1m. can only hit $7.5m with all the incentives. that's an insane bargain for a dude who was a league MVP just a few years ago, even if there's a 50/50 chance he's totally shot that is a ridiculously good pickup

frogbs, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:11 (one week ago) link

yeah

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:30 (one week ago) link

baffling that no one offered him anything better

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:30 (one week ago) link

yeah easy to hate on the pats for constantly getting good players on the cheap but seriously like half the teams in the league should've been happy to pay him at least $3-4m just as a backup if nothing else

frogbs, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:36 (one week ago) link

im sure he wanted to start but like lots of teams need starting quarterbacks

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:38 (one week ago) link

nfl really hates individuals

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 29 June 2020 17:17 (one week ago) link


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