here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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jesus christ

yes i see patritos no i will not fix it

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:13 (nine years ago) link

lets come up with comedy nicknames for laurence maroney

bustoney

mongloney

terribleplayeroney

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:14 (nine years ago) link

no one cares about one of the best games of the season? ok.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:18 (nine years ago) link

tom brandy (a. what he was drinking in gallons after the game or b. a feminizing of his last name, take your pick)
kevin "not marshall" faulk
rodney harrisonned

GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL (omar little), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:22 (nine years ago) link

kevin "not marshall" faulk

^^^ this is his legal name afaic

horseshoe, Monday, 16 November 2009 20:36 (nine years ago) link

<3 patritos

bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:52 (nine years ago) link

http://www.dansimmons.com/images_art/patrito_art_cover_sm.jpg

luol deng (am0n), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:54 (nine years ago) link

tobleroney?

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 November 2009 22:16 (nine years ago) link

The Onion is so cold:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/patriots_lead_colts_at_halftime

Moodles, Friday, 20 November 2009 17:23 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hap says:
December 9, 2009 4:33 PM
The Cheats are a mess ! They're coming apart at the seams. Bill Jellyprick has lost his edge. The team's imploding.

too shart (am0n), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:39 (nine years ago) link

jesus you'd think they werent 7-5 and leading the division

farting irl (cankles), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:53 (nine years ago) link

otm there was a teaser for nfl gameday where fran whateverhisnameis was like, "is the patriots dynasty OVER?" i know these shows are just dumb talking points but really

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 17:50 (nine years ago) link

"is the patriots dynasty OVER?"

LET'S HOPE SO.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 December 2009 18:01 (nine years ago) link

adalius thomas benched for the game & possibly never playing another down for NE

10 yards for tripping o_O (daria-g), Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:18 (nine years ago) link

yeah what is that about? is belichick mad at him?

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:19 (nine years ago) link

i can't believe pat patriot is showing his face at this game. the NFL fines ochocinco for giving out christmas gifts in the end zone, but HE'S allowed to show up? fuck this league.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:23 (nine years ago) link

i think several guys are pat patriot so it's probably not the same dude? nfl is totally ridic about fining ochocinco, though, agreed.

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:24 (nine years ago) link

i choose to believe that it was literally pat patriot who was arrested.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 13 December 2009 22:29 (nine years ago) link

re: thomas, belichick had some issue with him earlier this season, which led to him being deactivated for a game (bmore i think). the media didn't find out what it was, though. then mid through last week four guys were sent home for the day, for being late to the 8am meeting (moss, thomas, guyton, burgess). speculation was, it was prob a cover for sending a message to some people belichick was having an issue with..

so thomas, next day, talks to the media in the locker room and is kind of a dick about it, saying look i called saying i was late, we're not in kindergarten here, i went home and put my feet up and watched some film, whatever.

10 yards for tripping o_O (daria-g), Sunday, 13 December 2009 23:19 (nine years ago) link

yea that sound byte of thomas sayin 'we're not in kindergarten, etc' was $

johnny crunch, Monday, 14 December 2009 00:19 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

pats message board has an excellent thread of classic pats in ms paint. i am stealing 2 for u

http://i45.tinypic.com/2nv87xk.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/ke7vir.jpg

kicker conspiracy (j. feely ha ha) (daria-g), Monday, 25 January 2010 00:46 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

r.i.p. mosi tatupu

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:01 (nine years ago) link

on the same day david patten returned from the dead. the circle of life goes on.

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:32 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

am i wrong to think mankins is coming out of this looking like the asshole?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:36 (nine years ago) link

yeah if he thinks he is as good as jahri evans (quite possibly the best guard in the game) he is an asshole

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:55 (nine years ago) link

The way the Patriots treat free agents, I don't blame him for trying to get every penny he can.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 07:04 (nine years ago) link

you mean the way they offer free agents the money the organization thinks they're worth rather than what the player thinks, or have they been torturing free agents in a dungeon somewhere and i just haven't heard about it?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 10:48 (nine years ago) link

The Patriots are unsentimental when it comes to deciding how much a player is worth. It is a smart way for them to do business, but I don't see how Mankins trying to get the best contract he can is any different. It's not his job to help the team cut costs by sacrificing money from his contract (assuming he could get more elsewhere, which I think he could). And honestly, he's a pretty good player. He might not be Evans but he's certainly one of the best at his position.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:19 (nine years ago) link

i hope u searched for 'patritos' when reviving this

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:22 (nine years ago) link

yeah i guess it's just boring the way mankins is taking his case to the media--like, dude, you were bad last year and they still offered you 30-something million. ::shrug::

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:25 (nine years ago) link

The Patriots' last offer, which has has been on the table for "a significant period of time", was a five-year deal worth approximately $7 million per season and would place the two-time Pro Bowler comfortably among the top five paid guards in the NFL, according to a league source.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:34 (nine years ago) link

with joe "jellybean" bryant! (not pictured)

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:47 (nine years ago) link

lesbiansthatlooklikejustinbieber.com

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (nine years ago) link

no argument here

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (nine years ago) link

why does Tom Brady have Bieber hair

xp: ha

HI DERE, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (nine years ago) link

it looks like someone put a wig on his head from walgreen's novelty aisle or something, and he's forgotten it's on his head.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:53 (nine years ago) link

lol schef i was idly thinking of copying and pasting that pic myself; glad you're so on top of things <3

horseshoe, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (nine years ago) link

justin bieber/little lord bardleroy mix, imo

horseshoe, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

you...you don't need an o-line to win games, right? or a d-line? or lbs? or cbs? right? right?? cos i'm thinking, if you do need any of those things, maybe it is going to be a long ol' 16 games for los patritos :(

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 00:48 (nine years ago) link

no doubt. mankins won't be playing at all, i'm guessing? and they just lost leigh bodden for the season.

but i don't know what to think about any team, except packers and saints will be good.

wears suburban hang-ups on her sleeve like some kind of corporate logo (daria-g), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 23:16 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

that was a fuckin big deal for ne imo. difference between 9 wins and a crappy division record and 10 wins and a decent division record.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:07 (eight years ago) link

deion branch 2 patritos?
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nfl/news/story?id=5661743

am0n, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:21 (eight years ago) link

not a branch fan but he could def help for a 5th rounder or something

call all destroyer, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:30 (eight years ago) link

branch trade sounds like another thrown away low round pick, which is becoming a habit of late.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Friday, 8 October 2010 16:52 (eight years ago) link

you don't need picks when you can just pick up DANNY FUCKING WOODHEAD as a free agent.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 22:09 (eight years ago) link

i didn't mean brady himself, though you never know these days

gronkowsku is who i had in mind

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:46 (six months ago) link

White trash American billionaires... grease and sleaze has really piled up on whatever f'ed up legacy the Pats have built.

NFL owners are some real creeps, even more than your usual rich creeps. I guess they have to work hard to keep up with FIFA.

earlnash, Saturday, 23 February 2019 02:57 (six months ago) link

all otm

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 23 February 2019 12:18 (six months ago) link

two months pass...

Congratulations to local football star and Alabama Crimson Tide's Damian Harris getting drafted by the Pats in the 3rd round. It is a pretty good draft slot choice for a running back. Getting drafted later by a good team can lead to stardom much more so than early pick on a crap club.

earlnash, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 00:19 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxQSx2vHImL/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxczvOnnzFC/

thank u tom brady now i know that the most rhode island thing ever 'caught in providence' is STILL on tv & also on instagram!

Дарья (daria-g), Monday, 3 June 2019 03:14 (three months ago) link

lmao rhode island is a real weird place

call all destroyer, Monday, 3 June 2019 03:17 (three months ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Monday, 3 June 2019 04:13 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

Saw a regional news paper article saying Harris was looking really good in mini-camp and that the running back corp could be a real strength on this years club. If Harris can catch the ball, which I doubt he got many shots at catching at Alabama, he could be a more potent offensive weapon.

Clubs are throwing more to the running back these days anyway, so this could be something they might do since they won't have as prominent a receiver at TE.

earlnash, Sunday, 21 July 2019 12:00 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

lol @ Patrick Chung

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:04 (three weeks ago) link

He was just trying to have a good time

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 22 August 2019 22:21 (three weeks ago) link

Tom Brady and his fantastic hat at the podium #Patriots pic.twitter.com/2wea6jmVhi

— Patriots on CLNS (@PatriotsCLNS) August 23, 2019

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:01 (three weeks ago) link

Tom Brady’s hat. pic.twitter.com/PfKmQB2lwv

— Henry McKenna (@McKennAnalysis) August 23, 2019

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:01 (three weeks ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECoJut1UYAIhYte?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:02 (three weeks ago) link

Wtf? They bench Chung just for getting his party on, but they let Brady run rampant with that hat? The world is fucked.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:05 (three weeks ago) link

Who introduce Tom Brady to Pharrell?

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:08 (three weeks ago) link

He knew it would make you....

happy

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:20 (three weeks ago) link

Cam's Brady's hat

Brad C., Friday, 23 August 2019 15:25 (three weeks ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECrgZFVXUAUK34E.jpg:small

mookieproof, Friday, 23 August 2019 20:03 (three weeks ago) link

While interviewing fans outside Gillette for @WEEI before Pats/Panthers I had the pleasure of speaking with who I shall now refer to as my favorite Patriots fan ever. pic.twitter.com/Iyp9AF8uYN

— Fitzy (@FitzyGFY) August 23, 2019

Дарья (daria-g), Saturday, 24 August 2019 02:33 (three weeks ago) link

True Masshole spirit, I love it!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 24 August 2019 05:38 (three weeks ago) link

GRONK

Gronk announces endorsement deal with CBDMedic.

He says he’s pain-free because of CBD and calls on pro sports leagues to change policies. pic.twitter.com/nSQTgI267m

— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) August 27, 2019

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:57 (two weeks ago) link

tell 'em Gronk!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 17:15 (two weeks ago) link

weird no one made a deal abt gronk retiring early like w luck

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:28 (two weeks ago) link

basically the same age and gronks better

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:28 (two weeks ago) link

gronk had been hinting about it for a year and luck kept it quiet

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:29 (two weeks ago) link

also gronk's condition felt more dire and he seemed more 'used up', so there was not as much surprise.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:41 (two weeks ago) link

major difference in timing. one was not long after after winning a title the other was right before the season started.

big city slam (Spottie), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:45 (two weeks ago) link

I think also a QB leaving is much more earthshaking wrt a franchise’s future plans.

omar little, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:47 (two weeks ago) link

speaking of Gronk, this is pretty nuts

https://deadspin.com/rob-gronkowski-says-he-couldnt-sleep-for-weeks-after-a-1837622174

I think the difference is pretty clear, Gronk is one of the best ever & has the rings to show for it, while Luck's career still feels incomplete...he won 4 playoff games, only making it as far as the AFCCG one time. also Gronk had injured so many different parts of his body that I think even some Pats fans were begging him to retire

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:47 (two weeks ago) link

it is freaky when you look at the film and it was a totally routine and legal hit and it fucked up his quad that badly

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:48 (two weeks ago) link

luck was totally injury prone too

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:51 (two weeks ago) link

i saw some stat that over his first three seasons he took 60 more hits than any other qb in that timeframe.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:59 (two weeks ago) link

Probably didn't help that Luck was basically asking defenders to hit him harder.

DJI, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 21:09 (two weeks ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBHhO2yWRMo

big city slam (Spottie), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 21:14 (two weeks ago) link

In hindsight, maybe not the best strategy.

DJI, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 21:15 (two weeks ago) link

Sick drive!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 9 September 2019 00:43 (six days ago) link

lol josh gordon looks huge

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 September 2019 00:49 (six days ago) link

tommy brady

lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2019 02:15 (six days ago) link

They are utterly destroying the Steelers, and we haven't even seen what they are like with Antonio Brown yet. Good lord.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 9 September 2019 02:17 (six days ago) link

lol josh gordon looks huge

― call all destroyer, Sunday, September 8, 2019 8:49 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeaah

lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2019 02:33 (six days ago) link

he's almost playing at tight end size. just wrecked some guy blocking on the back side on that 3rd and 5.

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 September 2019 02:35 (six days ago) link

just

How did Josh Gordon hang onto this ball? #PITvsNE pic.twitter.com/CDgi4y9o1M

— Kevin Boilard (@247KevinBoilard) September 9, 2019

lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2019 02:38 (six days ago) link

back before his substance abuse probs when he was much younger and skinnier the main thing i remember is that if he got his hands on the ball it was a catch.

call all destroyer, Monday, 9 September 2019 02:42 (six days ago) link

Damn! Damn! Damn! You Big Ben, can you figure out a way to beat Brady is Foxboro ONE DAMN TIME! F$&@&)$&@@&$!!!!!!

— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) September 9, 2019

lag∞n, Monday, 9 September 2019 02:55 (six days ago) link

Tom, this is Antonio. Antonio, Tom #Patriots pic.twitter.com/lWNICEWuwp

— Michael Giardi (@MikeGiardi) September 10, 2019

the nfl is so absurd guys

Дарья (daria-g), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 03:51 (five days ago) link

So the Antonio Brown acquisition went from cool surprise to utter shitstorm rather quickly

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 12 September 2019 01:41 (three days ago) link

idk depending on what corner of the media you were consuming it was always a shitstorm? like he conspired to get himself released b/c the patriots tampered and he knew he had a soft landing on a contender or whatever ideas were out there. there is definitely an element of local boston media that was extra sanctimonious about this before the civil suit news broke.

this is a depressing statement to make but these types of civil suits are so common nowadays and it's hard to know what to think of them.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 September 2019 02:06 (three days ago) link

I'd argue there's an order of magnitude difference in ugliness between NFL backroom dealings and rape accusations.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 12 September 2019 02:42 (three days ago) link


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