here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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jesus christ

yes i see patritos no i will not fix it

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

lets come up with comedy nicknames for laurence maroney

bustoney

mongloney

terribleplayeroney

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

no one cares about one of the best games of the season? ok.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

tom brandy (a. what he was drinking in gallons after the game or b. a feminizing of his last name, take your pick)
kevin "not marshall" faulk
rodney harrisonned

GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL (omar little), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

kevin "not marshall" faulk

^^^ this is his legal name afaic

horseshoe, Monday, 16 November 2009 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

<3 patritos

bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.dansimmons.com/images_art/patrito_art_cover_sm.jpg

luol deng (am0n), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

tobleroney?

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 November 2009 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

The Onion is so cold:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/patriots_lead_colts_at_halftime

Moodles, Friday, 20 November 2009 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hap says:
December 9, 2009 4:33 PM
The Cheats are a mess ! They're coming apart at the seams. Bill Jellyprick has lost his edge. The team's imploding.

too shart (am0n), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

jesus you'd think they werent 7-5 and leading the division

farting irl (cankles), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

otm there was a teaser for nfl gameday where fran whateverhisnameis was like, "is the patriots dynasty OVER?" i know these shows are just dumb talking points but really

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

"is the patriots dynasty OVER?"

LET'S HOPE SO.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 December 2009 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

adalius thomas benched for the game & possibly never playing another down for NE

10 yards for tripping o_O (daria-g), Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

yeah what is that about? is belichick mad at him?

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

i can't believe pat patriot is showing his face at this game. the NFL fines ochocinco for giving out christmas gifts in the end zone, but HE'S allowed to show up? fuck this league.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

i think several guys are pat patriot so it's probably not the same dude? nfl is totally ridic about fining ochocinco, though, agreed.

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

i choose to believe that it was literally pat patriot who was arrested.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 13 December 2009 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

re: thomas, belichick had some issue with him earlier this season, which led to him being deactivated for a game (bmore i think). the media didn't find out what it was, though. then mid through last week four guys were sent home for the day, for being late to the 8am meeting (moss, thomas, guyton, burgess). speculation was, it was prob a cover for sending a message to some people belichick was having an issue with..

so thomas, next day, talks to the media in the locker room and is kind of a dick about it, saying look i called saying i was late, we're not in kindergarten here, i went home and put my feet up and watched some film, whatever.

10 yards for tripping o_O (daria-g), Sunday, 13 December 2009 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

yea that sound byte of thomas sayin 'we're not in kindergarten, etc' was $

johnny crunch, Monday, 14 December 2009 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

pats message board has an excellent thread of classic pats in ms paint. i am stealing 2 for u

http://i45.tinypic.com/2nv87xk.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/ke7vir.jpg

kicker conspiracy (j. feely ha ha) (daria-g), Monday, 25 January 2010 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

r.i.p. mosi tatupu

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

on the same day david patten returned from the dead. the circle of life goes on.

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

am i wrong to think mankins is coming out of this looking like the asshole?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:36 (eleven years ago) link

yeah if he thinks he is as good as jahri evans (quite possibly the best guard in the game) he is an asshole

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

The way the Patriots treat free agents, I don't blame him for trying to get every penny he can.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 07:04 (eleven years ago) link

you mean the way they offer free agents the money the organization thinks they're worth rather than what the player thinks, or have they been torturing free agents in a dungeon somewhere and i just haven't heard about it?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 10:48 (eleven years ago) link

The Patriots are unsentimental when it comes to deciding how much a player is worth. It is a smart way for them to do business, but I don't see how Mankins trying to get the best contract he can is any different. It's not his job to help the team cut costs by sacrificing money from his contract (assuming he could get more elsewhere, which I think he could). And honestly, he's a pretty good player. He might not be Evans but he's certainly one of the best at his position.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

i hope u searched for 'patritos' when reviving this

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i guess it's just boring the way mankins is taking his case to the media--like, dude, you were bad last year and they still offered you 30-something million. ::shrug::

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

The Patriots' last offer, which has has been on the table for "a significant period of time", was a five-year deal worth approximately $7 million per season and would place the two-time Pro Bowler comfortably among the top five paid guards in the NFL, according to a league source.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

with joe "jellybean" bryant! (not pictured)

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

lesbiansthatlooklikejustinbieber.com

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

no argument here

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

why does Tom Brady have Bieber hair

xp: ha

HI DERE, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

it looks like someone put a wig on his head from walgreen's novelty aisle or something, and he's forgotten it's on his head.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

lol schef i was idly thinking of copying and pasting that pic myself; glad you're so on top of things <3

horseshoe, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

justin bieber/little lord bardleroy mix, imo

horseshoe, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

you...you don't need an o-line to win games, right? or a d-line? or lbs? or cbs? right? right?? cos i'm thinking, if you do need any of those things, maybe it is going to be a long ol' 16 games for los patritos :(

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

no doubt. mankins won't be playing at all, i'm guessing? and they just lost leigh bodden for the season.

but i don't know what to think about any team, except packers and saints will be good.

wears suburban hang-ups on her sleeve like some kind of corporate logo (daria-g), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

that was a fuckin big deal for ne imo. difference between 9 wins and a crappy division record and 10 wins and a decent division record.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

deion branch 2 patritos?
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nfl/news/story?id=5661743

am0n, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

not a branch fan but he could def help for a 5th rounder or something

call all destroyer, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

branch trade sounds like another thrown away low round pick, which is becoming a habit of late.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Friday, 8 October 2010 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

you don't need picks when you can just pick up DANNY FUCKING WOODHEAD as a free agent.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

in retrospect it's kind of amazing that beastmode never came to NE on like 2 yr/$500,000 contract or whatever

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:56 (one year ago) link

its not too late

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:18 (one year ago) link

beast mode is an Ike's man. Bill Belichick is a Subway man. i don't see it.

bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 20:00 (one year ago) link

Beastmode would have to come into the game riding on top of Ron Meyer's lawn mower with the snow blower on the front.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/GvmaiM4AjDvXiJCOasty2CaFdEm0UHoE7hwbZjzdAEP3eHWF7jtcP4y46Db5J9PygQq7TjI7bjR621u2QRWI7EVtGhfW5YoeX1n-1LLloqRWUWmFVfVVaWM00bZws_Q

earlnash, Thursday, 24 September 2020 00:03 (one year ago) link

man, does Jacksonville look bad defensively. just let my Fins push them around for an easy TD

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 September 2020 00:36 (one year ago) link

(and we're not exactly a team that puts many of them up!)

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 September 2020 00:36 (one year ago) link

lol and then they let us do it again. thanks for making my boys look like the 49ers for a day!

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 September 2020 00:52 (one year ago) link

u r in the pats thread, not the nfl thread

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 September 2020 00:56 (one year ago) link

Fuckin Florida teams

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 25 September 2020 00:58 (one year ago) link

does it reeeeally matter at this point

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 September 2020 00:59 (one year ago) link

it does in that i click on one, and rarely click on the other

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 September 2020 01:00 (one year ago) link

This is the thread where I work out my feelings about the Tampa Bay Bucs

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 25 September 2020 01:02 (one year ago) link

born to die / world is a pat

lag∞n, Friday, 25 September 2020 01:03 (one year ago) link

here's a fla thread for everyone to talk about floradi shit because no one else cares

mookieproof, Friday, 25 September 2020 01:03 (one year ago) link

Speaking of other Florida/Pats news, lets give a big NFL Week 2 Pat Patriot MVP to the Patriot legal staff for getting prostitution charges dropped against Bob Kraft.

Winners all around!

earlnash, Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:18 (one year ago) link

Seems if the video is ruled ineligible to be used in court, they did not have much of a case.

Too bad losers! Pats rule!

earlnash, Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:19 (one year ago) link

Mr. Kraft was only shooting video for the Patriots website.

earlnash, Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:19 (one year ago) link

Had to do it.

😂 @CameronNewton pic.twitter.com/w3G0EqLj4H

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) September 27, 2020

lol

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:34 (one year ago) link

came here just to post that, it makes me so happy

Дарья (daria-g), Monday, 28 September 2020 03:43 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

11 years ago today, Tom Brady threw a record FIVE TDs in one quarter 🤯

(via @nflthrowback) pic.twitter.com/1chlpIDKTo

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 18, 2020

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 October 2020 14:08 (one year ago) link

FG fest 2020

eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:03 (one year ago) link

pats dont seem to have a lot of talent on offense

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:16 (one year ago) link

NE lookin pretty bad against SF

Neanderthal, Sunday, 25 October 2020 21:33 (eleven months ago) link

it doesnt seem like the pats will go 12-4 this year

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:54 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Am I tripping or are they looking weirdly good this evening? Damien Harris is kicking serious ass.

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 16 November 2020 02:59 (eleven months ago) link

yeah, i haven't seen a ton of them this year but they are looking pretty good. the offense is still a little bit scotch tape and bubblegum outside of harris but if anyone can make that work they can.

call all destroyer, Monday, 16 November 2020 03:08 (eleven months ago) link

Don't think it will happen, but it would be hilarious for the Pats to win out and still win the division over Miami and Buffalo.

Schadenfreude is the best thing about NFL.

The Ravens still not being able to beat the Pats, when on paper the better club is still pretty hilarious.

It would be even funnier for the Pats end up in the playoffs at like 8-8 and somehow take out the Steelers (AGAIN).

earlnash, Monday, 16 November 2020 04:41 (eleven months ago) link

Or better to upset the Steelers then beat the Colts (AGAIN).

Ha!

earlnash, Monday, 16 November 2020 04:42 (eleven months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/En2FvyRXYAA8ZnY?format=jpg&name=large

lag∞n, Friday, 27 November 2020 17:03 (ten months ago) link

Part and parcel(ls) for this thread

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 November 2020 17:18 (ten months ago) link

four months pass...

happy retirement to julian edelman. one of the best.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 02:33 (six months ago) link

one month passes...
three months pass...

heartbroken 💔 great man of God… lost for words - David Patten… 🙏 pic.twitter.com/DOMWJqjoBv

— Richard Seymour (@BigSey93) September 3, 2021

died in a motorcycle accident. absolute nails during the first couple brady years.

call all destroyer, Friday, 3 September 2021 18:41 (one month ago) link

:(

fact checking cuz, Friday, 3 September 2021 18:55 (one month ago) link

oh no :(

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 September 2021 19:05 (one month ago) link

fuck

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 3 September 2021 20:31 (one month ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh933lut-hU

patten catches 2 tds, throws for one, and runs for one. stick around for his interview.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 5 September 2021 02:15 (one month ago) link

bill belichick talks about long snappers and the history of specialization for 10 minutes. pretty captivating stuff when he gets rolling explaining the evolution of punt blocking strategy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oH8dfwep0c

call all destroyer, Saturday, 18 September 2021 01:58 (one month ago) link

starts at about 12:35

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Saturday, 18 September 2021 02:39 (one month ago) link

oh thanks, that was a timestamped link before the embed

call all destroyer, Saturday, 18 September 2021 02:46 (one month ago) link

that's an amazing off-the-cuff response

Brad C., Saturday, 18 September 2021 02:54 (one month ago) link

there's now a little self-awareness with the media where they know if they ask him a broad question about football strategy he will just go and go (in contrast to asking him anything specific about the current state of the team), and i think bill is in on the bit at this point, but i can't argue with the output. he's an encyclopedia and really good at explaining this stuff.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 18 September 2021 02:59 (one month ago) link

good breakdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0eqNPiXgmk

lag∞n, Friday, 1 October 2021 14:11 (three weeks ago) link

lol i remember hearing after the fact that off the record the patriots coaches were very, very, very confident that they were going to win that game.

call all destroyer, Friday, 1 October 2021 14:40 (three weeks ago) link

lmao got em

lag∞n, Friday, 1 October 2021 14:42 (three weeks ago) link

Everybody give Tom a hug

balance transfer eligible (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 October 2021 03:42 (two weeks ago) link

Thanks for beating us, Tommy

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 4 October 2021 04:40 (two weeks ago) link

Bill broke wide open in that presser

balance transfer eligible (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 October 2021 05:05 (two weeks ago) link

belichick going to have to unleash mac fulltime sooner than later if this keeps up

lag∞n, Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:06 (two weeks ago) link


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