here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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jesus christ

yes i see patritos no i will not fix it

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:13 (ten years ago) link

lets come up with comedy nicknames for laurence maroney

bustoney

mongloney

terribleplayeroney

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:14 (ten years ago) link

no one cares about one of the best games of the season? ok.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:18 (ten years ago) link

tom brandy (a. what he was drinking in gallons after the game or b. a feminizing of his last name, take your pick)
kevin "not marshall" faulk
rodney harrisonned

GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL (omar little), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:22 (ten years ago) link

kevin "not marshall" faulk

^^^ this is his legal name afaic

horseshoe, Monday, 16 November 2009 20:36 (ten years ago) link

<3 patritos

bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:52 (ten years ago) link

tobleroney?

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 November 2009 22:16 (ten years ago) link

The Onion is so cold:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/patriots_lead_colts_at_halftime

Moodles, Friday, 20 November 2009 17:23 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hap says:
December 9, 2009 4:33 PM
The Cheats are a mess ! They're coming apart at the seams. Bill Jellyprick has lost his edge. The team's imploding.

too shart (am0n), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:39 (ten years ago) link

jesus you'd think they werent 7-5 and leading the division

farting irl (cankles), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:53 (ten years ago) link

otm there was a teaser for nfl gameday where fran whateverhisnameis was like, "is the patriots dynasty OVER?" i know these shows are just dumb talking points but really

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 17:50 (ten years ago) link

"is the patriots dynasty OVER?"

LET'S HOPE SO.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 December 2009 18:01 (ten years ago) link

adalius thomas benched for the game & possibly never playing another down for NE

10 yards for tripping o_O (daria-g), Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:18 (ten years ago) link

yeah what is that about? is belichick mad at him?

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:19 (ten years ago) link

i can't believe pat patriot is showing his face at this game. the NFL fines ochocinco for giving out christmas gifts in the end zone, but HE'S allowed to show up? fuck this league.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:23 (ten years ago) link

i think several guys are pat patriot so it's probably not the same dude? nfl is totally ridic about fining ochocinco, though, agreed.

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:24 (ten years ago) link

i choose to believe that it was literally pat patriot who was arrested.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 13 December 2009 22:29 (ten years ago) link

re: thomas, belichick had some issue with him earlier this season, which led to him being deactivated for a game (bmore i think). the media didn't find out what it was, though. then mid through last week four guys were sent home for the day, for being late to the 8am meeting (moss, thomas, guyton, burgess). speculation was, it was prob a cover for sending a message to some people belichick was having an issue with..

so thomas, next day, talks to the media in the locker room and is kind of a dick about it, saying look i called saying i was late, we're not in kindergarten here, i went home and put my feet up and watched some film, whatever.

10 yards for tripping o_O (daria-g), Sunday, 13 December 2009 23:19 (ten years ago) link

yea that sound byte of thomas sayin 'we're not in kindergarten, etc' was $

johnny crunch, Monday, 14 December 2009 00:19 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

pats message board has an excellent thread of classic pats in ms paint. i am stealing 2 for u

http://i45.tinypic.com/2nv87xk.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/ke7vir.jpg

kicker conspiracy (j. feely ha ha) (daria-g), Monday, 25 January 2010 00:46 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

r.i.p. mosi tatupu

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:01 (ten years ago) link

on the same day david patten returned from the dead. the circle of life goes on.

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:32 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

am i wrong to think mankins is coming out of this looking like the asshole?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:36 (ten years ago) link

yeah if he thinks he is as good as jahri evans (quite possibly the best guard in the game) he is an asshole

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:55 (ten years ago) link

The way the Patriots treat free agents, I don't blame him for trying to get every penny he can.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 07:04 (ten years ago) link

you mean the way they offer free agents the money the organization thinks they're worth rather than what the player thinks, or have they been torturing free agents in a dungeon somewhere and i just haven't heard about it?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 10:48 (ten years ago) link

The Patriots are unsentimental when it comes to deciding how much a player is worth. It is a smart way for them to do business, but I don't see how Mankins trying to get the best contract he can is any different. It's not his job to help the team cut costs by sacrificing money from his contract (assuming he could get more elsewhere, which I think he could). And honestly, he's a pretty good player. He might not be Evans but he's certainly one of the best at his position.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:19 (ten years ago) link

i hope u searched for 'patritos' when reviving this

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:22 (ten years ago) link

yeah i guess it's just boring the way mankins is taking his case to the media--like, dude, you were bad last year and they still offered you 30-something million. ::shrug::

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:25 (ten years ago) link

The Patriots' last offer, which has has been on the table for "a significant period of time", was a five-year deal worth approximately $7 million per season and would place the two-time Pro Bowler comfortably among the top five paid guards in the NFL, according to a league source.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:34 (ten years ago) link

with joe "jellybean" bryant! (not pictured)

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:47 (ten years ago) link

lesbiansthatlooklikejustinbieber.com

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (ten years ago) link

no argument here

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (ten years ago) link

why does Tom Brady have Bieber hair

xp: ha

HI DERE, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (ten years ago) link

it looks like someone put a wig on his head from walgreen's novelty aisle or something, and he's forgotten it's on his head.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:53 (ten years ago) link

lol schef i was idly thinking of copying and pasting that pic myself; glad you're so on top of things <3

horseshoe, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (ten years ago) link

justin bieber/little lord bardleroy mix, imo

horseshoe, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

you...you don't need an o-line to win games, right? or a d-line? or lbs? or cbs? right? right?? cos i'm thinking, if you do need any of those things, maybe it is going to be a long ol' 16 games for los patritos :(

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 00:48 (ten years ago) link

no doubt. mankins won't be playing at all, i'm guessing? and they just lost leigh bodden for the season.

but i don't know what to think about any team, except packers and saints will be good.

wears suburban hang-ups on her sleeve like some kind of corporate logo (daria-g), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 23:16 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

that was a fuckin big deal for ne imo. difference between 9 wins and a crappy division record and 10 wins and a decent division record.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:07 (nine years ago) link

deion branch 2 patritos?
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nfl/news/story?id=5661743

am0n, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:21 (nine years ago) link

not a branch fan but he could def help for a 5th rounder or something

call all destroyer, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:30 (nine years ago) link

branch trade sounds like another thrown away low round pick, which is becoming a habit of late.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Friday, 8 October 2010 16:52 (nine years ago) link

you don't need picks when you can just pick up DANNY FUCKING WOODHEAD as a free agent.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 22:09 (nine years ago) link

take him away from the nbc booth in ND home games, where he likes to make fun of us

Nudeln und Klopapier Gore (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:51 (five months ago) link

tony eason vs ken o'brien vs marino

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 01:53 (five months ago) link

...steve grogan

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 03:38 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EazZ6tPWsAEtcJE?format=jpg&name=small

lag∞n, Friday, 19 June 2020 03:26 (three months ago) link

They’re getting Cam on a one year deal

Betting they’ll do better than the Bucs this year

frogbs, Monday, 29 June 2020 00:00 (two months ago) link

Agreed

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 29 June 2020 00:29 (two months ago) link

yeah thats good pickup

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2020 00:53 (two months ago) link

everything is crazy! i love cam i hope he gets a ring in NE

Дарья (daria-g), Monday, 29 June 2020 01:02 (two months ago) link

i hope the pats don't break cam vs i hope cam breaks the pats is a tough call

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 29 June 2020 02:59 (two months ago) link

Give that man a musket

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 29 June 2020 16:05 (two months ago) link

oh my god his base salary is barely over $1m. can only hit $7.5m with all the incentives. that's an insane bargain for a dude who was a league MVP just a few years ago, even if there's a 50/50 chance he's totally shot that is a ridiculously good pickup

frogbs, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:11 (two months ago) link

yeah

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:30 (two months ago) link

baffling that no one offered him anything better

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:30 (two months ago) link

yeah easy to hate on the pats for constantly getting good players on the cheap but seriously like half the teams in the league should've been happy to pay him at least $3-4m just as a backup if nothing else

frogbs, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:36 (two months ago) link

im sure he wanted to start but like lots of teams need starting quarterbacks

lag∞n, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:38 (two months ago) link

nfl really hates individuals

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 29 June 2020 17:17 (two months ago) link

two months pass...

cam really went to town with the special characters here

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEsJ28ohl-I/

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 3 September 2020 23:02 (three weeks ago) link

https://preview.redd.it/tjvlhtaencm51.gif

DJI, Friday, 11 September 2020 00:28 (two weeks ago) link

Why are we posting TB Bucs content here?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 11 September 2020 01:35 (two weeks ago) link

where’s the goddamn regular season 2020 thread???

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 11 September 2020 01:54 (two weeks ago) link

no one cares about football anymore

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 September 2020 02:37 (two weeks ago) link

Loving the Cam Newton era

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 21 September 2020 02:05 (five days ago) link

Turns out Julian Edelman is still great, even without Brady

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 21 September 2020 02:06 (five days ago) link

It's a shame they couldn't quite do it, but what a great game

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 21 September 2020 03:33 (five days ago) link

i wish that last playcall had been something with a little more time to develop

call all destroyer, Monday, 21 September 2020 03:40 (five days ago) link

man primetime Pats games always have some crazy ending don't they

frogbs, Monday, 21 September 2020 03:43 (five days ago) link

Pats won a game against the Colts early in the rivalry in Indy on a last second stand. I remember the Colts were driving down to win the game and Willie McGinest played like he was hurt to stop the clock, he went out for one play and then came right back in and made the tackle on the last play.

earlnash, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 00:16 (four days ago) link

i wish that last playcall had been something with a little more time to develop

as someone who knows much less than BB has forgotten about football, i'd have run a bootleg to the wide (right) side and let cam decide whether to throw or run

maybe the jets will hire us

mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 01:01 (four days ago) link

I miss Willie McGinest

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 01:14 (four days ago) link

xp i think cam said after he should have bounced it further outside but honestly the entire left side of the line got blown up, not a lot he could do. running right would seem to offer more options though since as you said it is the wide side and you have a right-handed qb.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 01:33 (four days ago) link

“I would’ve simply selected the goal line win play” — everyone after every Seahawks-Patriots game

— Jason Kirk, This American Life's cornhole expert (@thejasonkirk) September 21, 2020

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 01:50 (four days ago) link

lol true

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 02:03 (four days ago) link

once the patriots crossed the 50-yd line, they should have signed marshawn lynch (maybe he was actually in seattle?) and given him the ball on the final play.

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 07:47 (four days ago) link

you've got to give it to beast mode there. even if he isn't on your team yet.

bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:21 (four days ago) link

in retrospect it's kind of amazing that beastmode never came to NE on like 2 yr/$500,000 contract or whatever

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 16:56 (four days ago) link

its not too late

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:18 (four days ago) link

beast mode is an Ike's man. Bill Belichick is a Subway man. i don't see it.

bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 20:00 (four days ago) link

Beastmode would have to come into the game riding on top of Ron Meyer's lawn mower with the snow blower on the front.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/GvmaiM4AjDvXiJCOasty2CaFdEm0UHoE7hwbZjzdAEP3eHWF7jtcP4y46Db5J9PygQq7TjI7bjR621u2QRWI7EVtGhfW5YoeX1n-1LLloqRWUWmFVfVVaWM00bZws_Q

earlnash, Thursday, 24 September 2020 00:03 (two days ago) link

man, does Jacksonville look bad defensively. just let my Fins push them around for an easy TD

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 September 2020 00:36 (yesterday) link

(and we're not exactly a team that puts many of them up!)

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 September 2020 00:36 (yesterday) link

lol and then they let us do it again. thanks for making my boys look like the 49ers for a day!

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 September 2020 00:52 (yesterday) link

u r in the pats thread, not the nfl thread

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 September 2020 00:56 (yesterday) link

Fuckin Florida teams

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 25 September 2020 00:58 (yesterday) link

does it reeeeally matter at this point

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 September 2020 00:59 (yesterday) link

it does in that i click on one, and rarely click on the other

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 September 2020 01:00 (yesterday) link

This is the thread where I work out my feelings about the Tampa Bay Bucs

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 25 September 2020 01:02 (yesterday) link

born to die / world is a pat

lag∞n, Friday, 25 September 2020 01:03 (yesterday) link

here's a fla thread for everyone to talk about floradi shit because no one else cares

mookieproof, Friday, 25 September 2020 01:03 (yesterday) link


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