here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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jesus christ

yes i see patritos no i will not fix it

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:13 (nine years ago) Permalink

lets come up with comedy nicknames for laurence maroney

bustoney

mongloney

terribleplayeroney

NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

no one cares about one of the best games of the season? ok.

omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

tom brandy (a. what he was drinking in gallons after the game or b. a feminizing of his last name, take your pick)
kevin "not marshall" faulk
rodney harrisonned

GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL (omar little), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

kevin "not marshall" faulk

^^^ this is his legal name afaic

horseshoe, Monday, 16 November 2009 20:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

<3 patritos

bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Monday, 16 November 2009 20:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

tobleroney?

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 November 2009 22:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

The Onion is so cold:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/patriots_lead_colts_at_halftime

Moodles, Friday, 20 November 2009 17:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Hap says:
December 9, 2009 4:33 PM
The Cheats are a mess ! They're coming apart at the seams. Bill Jellyprick has lost his edge. The team's imploding.

too shart (am0n), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

jesus you'd think they werent 7-5 and leading the division

farting irl (cankles), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

otm there was a teaser for nfl gameday where fran whateverhisnameis was like, "is the patriots dynasty OVER?" i know these shows are just dumb talking points but really

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 17:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

"is the patriots dynasty OVER?"

LET'S HOPE SO.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 13 December 2009 18:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

adalius thomas benched for the game & possibly never playing another down for NE

10 yards for tripping o_O (daria-g), Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

yeah what is that about? is belichick mad at him?

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

i can't believe pat patriot is showing his face at this game. the NFL fines ochocinco for giving out christmas gifts in the end zone, but HE'S allowed to show up? fuck this league.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:23 (nine years ago) Permalink

i think several guys are pat patriot so it's probably not the same dude? nfl is totally ridic about fining ochocinco, though, agreed.

horseshoe, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

i choose to believe that it was literally pat patriot who was arrested.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 13 December 2009 22:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

re: thomas, belichick had some issue with him earlier this season, which led to him being deactivated for a game (bmore i think). the media didn't find out what it was, though. then mid through last week four guys were sent home for the day, for being late to the 8am meeting (moss, thomas, guyton, burgess). speculation was, it was prob a cover for sending a message to some people belichick was having an issue with..

so thomas, next day, talks to the media in the locker room and is kind of a dick about it, saying look i called saying i was late, we're not in kindergarten here, i went home and put my feet up and watched some film, whatever.

10 yards for tripping o_O (daria-g), Sunday, 13 December 2009 23:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

yea that sound byte of thomas sayin 'we're not in kindergarten, etc' was $

johnny crunch, Monday, 14 December 2009 00:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

pats message board has an excellent thread of classic pats in ms paint. i am stealing 2 for u

http://i45.tinypic.com/2nv87xk.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/ke7vir.jpg

kicker conspiracy (j. feely ha ha) (daria-g), Monday, 25 January 2010 00:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

r.i.p. mosi tatupu

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

on the same day david patten returned from the dead. the circle of life goes on.

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

am i wrong to think mankins is coming out of this looking like the asshole?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:36 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah if he thinks he is as good as jahri evans (quite possibly the best guard in the game) he is an asshole

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:55 (eight years ago) Permalink

The way the Patriots treat free agents, I don't blame him for trying to get every penny he can.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 07:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

you mean the way they offer free agents the money the organization thinks they're worth rather than what the player thinks, or have they been torturing free agents in a dungeon somewhere and i just haven't heard about it?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 10:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

The Patriots are unsentimental when it comes to deciding how much a player is worth. It is a smart way for them to do business, but I don't see how Mankins trying to get the best contract he can is any different. It's not his job to help the team cut costs by sacrificing money from his contract (assuming he could get more elsewhere, which I think he could). And honestly, he's a pretty good player. He might not be Evans but he's certainly one of the best at his position.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

i hope u searched for 'patritos' when reviving this

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah i guess it's just boring the way mankins is taking his case to the media--like, dude, you were bad last year and they still offered you 30-something million. ::shrug::

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

The Patriots' last offer, which has has been on the table for "a significant period of time", was a five-year deal worth approximately $7 million per season and would place the two-time Pro Bowler comfortably among the top five paid guards in the NFL, according to a league source.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 18:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

with joe "jellybean" bryant! (not pictured)

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

lesbiansthatlooklikejustinbieber.com

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

no argument here

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

why does Tom Brady have Bieber hair

xp: ha

HI DERE, Friday, 18 June 2010 17:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

it looks like someone put a wig on his head from walgreen's novelty aisle or something, and he's forgotten it's on his head.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 18 June 2010 17:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol schef i was idly thinking of copying and pasting that pic myself; glad you're so on top of things <3

horseshoe, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

justin bieber/little lord bardleroy mix, imo

horseshoe, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

you...you don't need an o-line to win games, right? or a d-line? or lbs? or cbs? right? right?? cos i'm thinking, if you do need any of those things, maybe it is going to be a long ol' 16 games for los patritos :(

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 00:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

no doubt. mankins won't be playing at all, i'm guessing? and they just lost leigh bodden for the season.

but i don't know what to think about any team, except packers and saints will be good.

wears suburban hang-ups on her sleeve like some kind of corporate logo (daria-g), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 23:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

that was a fuckin big deal for ne imo. difference between 9 wins and a crappy division record and 10 wins and a decent division record.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

deion branch 2 patritos?
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nfl/news/story?id=5661743

am0n, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

not a branch fan but he could def help for a 5th rounder or something

call all destroyer, Friday, 8 October 2010 16:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

branch trade sounds like another thrown away low round pick, which is becoming a habit of late.

MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Friday, 8 October 2010 16:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

you don't need picks when you can just pick up DANNY FUCKING WOODHEAD as a free agent.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 October 2010 22:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol. i think brady turning out to actually be the stormy daniels guy is what this ailing nation needs right now.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 12:54 (nine months ago) Permalink

Brady comes off like a total weirdo in the few articles I have read about him and his fitness guru buddy.

I could deal with the Pats continue to win if Brady were to retire. I'd love to see some air taken out of those tires.

earlnash, Thursday, 19 April 2018 23:54 (nine months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

edelman four-game suspension, performance enhancing substances

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 June 2018 17:42 (seven months ago) Permalink

equivalent to deflating a ball agree

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Thursday, 7 June 2018 17:44 (seven months ago) Permalink

team should forfeit a first round pick tho

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 June 2018 17:46 (seven months ago) Permalink

straw poll: will a PED revelation prove to be the final nail in the coffin of brady's legacy? edelman is a big tb12 system acolyte, this def feels like a step closer to the big man.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 June 2018 17:49 (seven months ago) Permalink

shocking news

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 June 2018 17:58 (seven months ago) Permalink

Is this related to his injury and recovery?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 7 June 2018 18:09 (seven months ago) Permalink

no specifics yet but makes sense

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 June 2018 18:12 (seven months ago) Permalink

the final nail in the coffin of brady's legacy

have there been other nails? actual legacy-damaging nails?

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 7 June 2018 20:21 (seven months ago) Permalink

Besides the fact that his hands are too small to throw a fully inflated football?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 7 June 2018 20:24 (seven months ago) Permalink

i am p sure a majority of average sports fans (erroneously) think brady is a confirmed Cheater

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 June 2018 20:39 (seven months ago) Permalink

Bingo

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 7 June 2018 21:56 (seven months ago) Permalink

also he wore uggs

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 7 June 2018 23:39 (seven months ago) Permalink

did he not Cheat on his pregnant girlfriend

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 June 2018 23:51 (seven months ago) Permalink

theyre sayin gronks on the move goddamn

sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 8 June 2018 20:03 (seven months ago) Permalink

the trade rumours were debunked no more than half an hour after they started. i've never seen such a quick turnaround. probably means he is definitely not going anywhere, may mean he is definitely going somewhere.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 June 2018 20:25 (seven months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2018/8/9/17670364/new-england-patriots-2008-season-tom-brady-injury-matt-cassel-bill-belichick

shame this isn't more substantial but what there is is good

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 9 August 2018 17:01 (five months ago) Permalink

📹 CLASSIC Bill Belichick halftime interview with @STEVEBURTONWBZ #Patriots #WBZ pic.twitter.com/GCvGDtLc1o

— Joe Giza (@JoeGiza) August 10, 2018

he's ready

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 August 2018 01:27 (five months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

Let's gooooooooo!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 17:10 (four months ago) Permalink

GRONK SPIKE

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 9 September 2018 17:33 (four months ago) Permalink

do.. do we have a pass rush?? what is this

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 9 September 2018 17:42 (four months ago) Permalink

Patterson is nice

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 17:53 (four months ago) Permalink

Sorry Gronk, that wasn't a catch. Houston screwed up by not challenging.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 18:29 (four months ago) Permalink

Terrible coaching by Houston

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 18:34 (four months ago) Permalink

Jeez, Gronk, protect the ball.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 18:55 (four months ago) Permalink

only in new england - 12 guys on the field and the other team false starts

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 9 September 2018 19:20 (four months ago) Permalink

Why is that not offsetting penalties?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 19:23 (four months ago) Permalink

This has been a weird game. Both teams need to tighten up.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 19:53 (four months ago) Permalink

Being forced to watch this

Just want my sammy and beer :-(

F# A# (∞), Sunday, 9 September 2018 19:55 (four months ago) Permalink

belichick has to be so happy now

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 9 September 2018 20:11 (four months ago) Permalink

that was kind of necessary roughness imo

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 9 September 2018 20:12 (four months ago) Permalink

Kicking off 2018 with a few friends. #GoPats | #HOUvsNE pic.twitter.com/ww9b46bEXp

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) September 9, 2018

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 9 September 2018 22:52 (four months ago) Permalink

The Browns are going to absolutely rue the day they traded Josh Gordon for a fucking fifth rounder.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 10:21 (four months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Aaron Rodgers: "You're the best."

Bill Belichick: "No, you are."

An extraordinary #NFLMicdUp with the great Bill Belichick. 🔊⬆️ (via @NFLfilms) pic.twitter.com/dHkojZVMsE

— NFL (@NFL) November 8, 2018

highly recommended clip of bill mic'd for the gbp game. includes laying into the line judge for missing a call and a wonderful montage of him not reacting at all to scores and key game moments.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 November 2018 18:32 (two months ago) Permalink

that's fantastic. belichick to brady after gordon td: "who were you throwing that to?" LOL.

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 8 November 2018 19:15 (two months ago) Permalink

lol he even tells the refs to do their jobs

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 November 2018 20:14 (two months ago) Permalink

somehow it seems weird to me when he raises his voice -- feels like he should only mutter things that are nevertheless heard perfectly clearly by everyone intended

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 November 2018 20:23 (two months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

josh gordon stepping away from football for a while...

тпсбlack (Spottie), Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:04 (one month ago) Permalink

bout to be suspended for the drugs again they say

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:07 (one month ago) Permalink

drugs are a helluva drug

тпсбlack (Spottie), Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:20 (one month ago) Permalink

drugs are prob better than playing football tbh

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:22 (one month ago) Permalink

surely half the football players are high on opiates half the time

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:23 (one month ago) Permalink

gotta go through the proper channels

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:24 (one month ago) Permalink

this season is so frustrating guys.

they have like one receiver atm and brady definitely has a knee injury

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 23 December 2018 20:27 (one month ago) Permalink

pats shd hang it up they had a good run

lag∞n, Monday, 24 December 2018 02:36 (one month ago) Permalink

me and lag∞n could probably win a couple titles by ourselves in a division with the jets/bills/dolphins but 10 in a row is still pretty fuckin impressive

mookieproof, Monday, 24 December 2018 03:37 (one month ago) Permalink

yes since were the troops

lag∞n, Monday, 24 December 2018 03:46 (one month ago) Permalink

eagles make the playoffs!

k3vin k., Monday, 31 December 2018 00:25 (three weeks ago) Permalink

lol wrong thread

k3vin k., Monday, 31 December 2018 00:59 (three weeks ago) Permalink


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