So hard-up for football that I am EXCITED FOR THE PRESEASON

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Totally meaningless game on tonight! Who's in! Poppin' the football cherry on the new widescreen HD! WHEEEEEEEE!

BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

You are gonna love football in widescreen HD. So awesome.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 13 August 2009 17:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

I mean, I'm sure you have experienced it in a sports bar or etc., but it's so nice to wake up in the morning and have it in the house.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 13 August 2009 17:37 (nine years ago) Permalink

yusssssss i love HD at home

omar little, Thursday, 13 August 2009 17:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

welcome to 2006

johnny crunch, Thursday, 13 August 2009 17:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

2006 is fucking awesome when bush is not in office and tom brady hasn't taken a snap in a year

BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 August 2009 18:35 (nine years ago) Permalink

guys, football! FOOTBALL
redskins/ravens about the same as regular season redskins/ravens

i see the patriots cloned wes welker

daria, actually (daria-g), Friday, 14 August 2009 01:26 (nine years ago) Permalink

guys, football! FOOTBALL

otm

a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Friday, 14 August 2009 01:45 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://i31.tinypic.com/2rzw9j8.jpg

daria, actually (daria-g), Friday, 14 August 2009 02:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol the start of that gif makes it look like hes taking a snap and running st8 backwards

johnny crunch, Friday, 14 August 2009 02:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

oh hey Braylon Edwards dropped a TD pass last night - I believe that's the traditional start of the NFL season

::googles 9/11:: (brownie), Sunday, 16 August 2009 16:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

And of course Brady Quinn threw an interception ON THE VERY NEXT FUCKING PLAY.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 16 August 2009 20:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

lolol

a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Monday, 17 August 2009 23:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

feels like the right time to repost this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eEF8zplJY8

a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Monday, 17 August 2009 23:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

watching this giants game, it is strangely frustrating me that YET AGAIN michael strahan is just chilling on the sidelines, a la every home game last season. if he literally has nothing better to do than that, GET ON THE DAMN FIELD SIR. what the hell!

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

i mean, that sitcom...??

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

Oakland's players, however, said it all with their actions before practice started. The team reportedly started chanting "Cable, Bumaye!" while in warmups.

The hilarious and impressive reference is to Muhammad Ali's fight with George Foreman in Zaire, where the pro-Ali crowd's chant can roughly be translated to "Kill him!"

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

hilarious AND impressive

sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 17:58 (nine years ago) Permalink

IN OTHER NEWS:

Chargers LT Marcus McNeill says he can eat 14 tacos in 30 seconds:

http://video.signonsandiego.com/vmix_hosted_apps/p/media?id=5674651

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 22:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

So can I.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 22:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

Watching Cowboys/Titans. That trumpet player was fucking terrible.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Saturday, 22 August 2009 00:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

that was tony romo attempting a pass

the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Saturday, 22 August 2009 00:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

i loved the level of disgust in aikman's voice when they showed the favre "highlight"

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 00:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

also that fucking jumbotron. well done, jerry jones. well done. citizenkaneclapping.gif

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 00:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

brett favre is 3 years younger than aikman and aikman's had like six dozen concussions and i swear you'd think favre had been in the league since aikman was in shortpants (which to be fair was his first two or three seasons in the league)

the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Saturday, 22 August 2009 00:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

Tony Romo looks pretty good so far.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Saturday, 22 August 2009 00:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

tony romo seasons are like jj abrams series arcs. always fumbling it at the end.

the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Saturday, 22 August 2009 00:54 (nine years ago) Permalink

Did they give the Fox robot some new moves this year? I don't recognize that one.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

that's the thing, you're actually certain that favre is older than aikman.

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

god, i want so badly for when romo inevitably fumbles the ball away in the biggest game, for whoever runs that damn jumbotron to play keyboard cat. he'd get fired for doing it -- but god, so worth it, right?

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:47 (nine years ago) Permalink

keyboard cat hovering, arms raised, as romo comes up with a play in the huddle

the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

keyboard cat moving to start playing, then stopping and keeping his arms raised as romo calls an audible

the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:49 (nine years ago) Permalink

LOLOL

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:50 (nine years ago) Permalink

btw jesus, that jumbotron!!! well played jerry jones, well played. i'm sure al davis is rolling in his grave over being possibly beaten in the 'craziest owner' game...but he has a 'harrassing kiffin forever and for all time' trump card that he will play on you. also i'm sure he'll just put a television set at the 50 yard line of a raiders game just to out crazy you, sir. NEXT MOVE. it is happening...again.

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 02:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

tony romo seasons are like jj abrams series arcs. always fumbling it at the end.

― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Friday, August 21, 2009 8:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha, its embarrassing that you thought of this, but even more embarrassing, that i laughed at it

fleetwood (max), Saturday, 22 August 2009 02:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

the size of the jumbotron makes me think that jerry jones takes it very literally whenever cowboys fans say theres a hole on the roof of the stadium so god can watch

fleetwood (max), Saturday, 22 August 2009 02:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

so he thought "hmm let me make it easier for god"

fleetwood (max), Saturday, 22 August 2009 02:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

or did he think, "hmm let me block god from seeing our deviancy"

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 03:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

because he put a million pound jumbotron blocking the god hole. just fyi.

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 03:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

who is commentating this bears/giants game? it is fukkin amateur hour

johnny crunch, Sunday, 23 August 2009 00:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

lmao 'the god hole'

a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Sunday, 23 August 2009 01:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

there's no quit in peyton hillis.

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Sunday, 23 August 2009 03:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

Dirty Sanchez last night

sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 22:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

I picked him up in fantasy about 4 minutes before game time in anticipation of a good showing. LOL

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 22:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

wow @ these broncos fans booing jay cutler.

horseshoe, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

not that it's surprising, just that it's kind of awesome? he is going to freak out soon, i feel.

horseshoe, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

bryan dawkins is a bronco now btw :(

horseshoe, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

hey guys i have an imitation to do for you guys, who am i??

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

not an eagles fan fyi

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

broncos fan?

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

oh, I see this has already been covered.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

KC has fired their Offensive coordinator two weeks before the start of the season.

::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Monday, 31 August 2009 16:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

There is a guy on the Falcons named Fudge.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 17:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

My congresswoman is named Fudge.

::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Monday, 31 August 2009 17:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

heres to hoping fudge gets traded to green bay

fleetwood (max), Monday, 31 August 2009 17:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

Check out what new Raiders defensive end Greg Ellis had to say:

"Guys, you can't stay out all night. Can't expect to come in here and just turn it on," Ellis said. "This isn't high school or college football. This is the best of the best in the NFL. So you've got to do those small things that you maybe didn't have to do in college."

It's pretty bad when Greg Ellis is the classy voice of reason on your roster.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 22:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

ADRIAN PETERSON!!!!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 00:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

guys, football! FOOTBALL

horseshoe, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 00:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

eight years pass...

name anything worse than preseason NFL games

i'll wait

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:29 (four months ago) Permalink

spring training

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:38 (four months ago) Permalink

Pro Bowls

a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:45 (four months ago) Permalink

no one relatively few players get knocked out for the season in spring training

season ticket holders are not compelled to buy spring training tickets

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:47 (four months ago) Permalink

ilxors with hard ups for football

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:50 (four months ago) Permalink

sub-custos

raise your game, ∞

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:53 (four months ago) Permalink

This is real lyfe mooks not a game

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 25 August 2018 04:03 (four months ago) Permalink


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