i don't even know who i am you guys
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 03:40 (fifteen years ago) link
my sister just called to tell me and i...i don't know. couldn't finish a sentence.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 03:41 (fifteen years ago) link
i realize this thread is a pale version of MOSS TO PATS! HOLY WOW!~ but what happened? i am confused.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link
He hit 51 SBs in Dallas and had to go to, like, 4chan, right?
― WmC, Sunday, 8 March 2009 03:53 (fifteen years ago) link
my sister thinks the bills did this so people would give a shit about them. why did t.o. do this?
she also compared this move to late-john-mccain-campaign antics.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:34 (fifteen years ago) link
okay watching t.o.'s press conference. he just dubbed the Bills "North America's team"
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link
it would be totally hypocritical of me to decide i love t.o., right?
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:36 (fifteen years ago) link
lol wow
― eman, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:36 (fifteen years ago) link
guys i know it's saturday night but i need help.
xpost
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link
btw in this press conference he was wearing a Bills cap so even though "North America's Team" is retarded and makes no sense, i think i love him now.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:42 (fifteen years ago) link
"North America's team" is badass, c'mon, it makes sense in a fucked up way, kinds like t.o. It will end in pain of course but so what for now
― Euler, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't be a sucker, horseshoe. He will leave this team worse than he found them!
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:54 (fifteen years ago) link
that will be quite a feat
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:57 (fifteen years ago) link
49ersEaglesCowboys...
Bills RIP
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 8 March 2009 04:59 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe some people who don't live in buffalo will learn a few bills' players names. i kind of feel like it would be worth it on balance. when you ain't got nothing you got nothing to lose etc.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 05:01 (fifteen years ago) link
just roll with it horseshoe
― i got 51 sbs on my profile (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 March 2009 05:02 (fifteen years ago) link
man i hope he makes dick jauron so crazy he quits.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 05:03 (fifteen years ago) link
all right i need to go think about nothing but this for a very long time.
t.o.-flakes
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 March 2009 05:03 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll be behind this 100% if Trent Edwards grows a pair of boulders and keeps T.O. in check. Garcia, McNabb and Romo couldn't do it, so more power to him.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 8 March 2009 05:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I basically love TO, and every team he's ever been on has been a playoff team at least for part of his tenure. The fact that it's a small media market will ultimately be very helpful for him and for the team.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Sunday, 8 March 2009 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link
as long as t.o. gets a BEAST MODE grill i'm okay with this
― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 March 2009 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Had no idea that he was still suicidal though.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 8 March 2009 05:52 (fifteen years ago) link
the 'north america's team' thing kinda won me over... something about this entire circumstance is just awesome to me. great move by the bills imo.
― boner state university (cankles), Sunday, 8 March 2009 06:51 (fifteen years ago) link
'what happened? i am confused.' shd be the board description btw
― boner state university (cankles), Sunday, 8 March 2009 06:52 (fifteen years ago) link
idk canks, does trent edwards really need the distraction of t.o. on top of trying to prove himself as a franchise qb
― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 March 2009 08:27 (fifteen years ago) link
all right i have marinated on this and i've decided that the season needs to start right now. can we make this happen y/n?
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
excites for TO to weigh in on raging ambience vs décor dispute
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 8 March 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
*excited
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 8 March 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
my friend from Buffalo just left a message on my answering machine, he sounded very drunk about this move
― Stan-ton Macoute (brownie), Sunday, 8 March 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
horseshoe it's cool to love t.o. now, i fully endorse the embracing of former hated enemies and have ever since the bulls picked up rodman in '96
― and how (omar little), Sunday, 8 March 2009 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link
thank you omar i believe you are right.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link
yes this news mostly makes me wish the season were now
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 8 March 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://screenwritingfromiowa.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/sleependvd.jpg
― Stan-ton Macoute (brownie), Sunday, 8 March 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
i think he won't be a distraction, not on a one year contract
― boner state university (cankles), Sunday, 8 March 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
OH BUFFALO. LOLZ. From one former TO sufferer to a future one: GOOD LUCK.
― Mordy, Sunday, 8 March 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link
GUYS:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2009-03/45455333.jpg
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link
it's clear to me now that t.o. has always been a misunderstood angel.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
"north america's team" is brilliant imo
― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 March 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
the more i think about it the more i love this move, mostly because of t.o.'s track record in his first year w/ a team
― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 March 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I still don't like it. Buffalo's fragile enough as it is. :(
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 8 March 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link
buffalo needs difference makers on both sides of the ball... they have a TON of good/solid starters, but not much top shelf talent. T.O. isn't elite anymore, but imo he can only help them at this point
― boner state university (cankles), Sunday, 8 March 2009 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, March 7, 2009 11:59 PM (Yesterday)
;_;
― moonship journey to 51 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 8 March 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link
I still hope they make a play for Hakeem Nicks in the draft (not that I've heard anything about them doing it).
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 8 March 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
that dude can fucking BALL
― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 March 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
i luv t.o. and all the crazy athletes of the world GOOD LUCK BUFFALO!
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 8 March 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
btw i mean it, if one of the forms of t.o.'s shit-stirring is fucking with dick jauron i am ALL FOR IT.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link
may the fucking with Dick Jauron never end
― Stan-ton Macoute (brownie), Sunday, 8 March 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
amen
― horseshoe, Sunday, 8 March 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Guess I won't be taking Lee Evans as my standard unprepared sixth-round pick.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 9 March 2009 00:54 (fifteen years ago) link
YOU GUYS I AM SO HAPPY
obv, TO will open things up for Lee Evans AND the backs. For the first time since Moulds/Price, the offense won't live or die based on how good a day WR2 is having. And there will be enough footballs to go around, since Evans wasn't seeing the ball much in triple-coverage anyway.
I'm more concerned about what to make of a diminished TO. Will he be all sadface in a rusted-out nowhere town? Will he constantly be jetting off to Cleveland to party with Ocho Cinco? I have no doubt that the city will welcome him with open arms and all the Labbatt's he can drink. Upside is he will be the beloved monarch of Buffalo, and the only thing approximating big-city press for hundreds of miles will be easily-awed Canadians. He may actually get all the adulation he needs with none of the Terrell-baiting that was like the national sport of Philadelphia.
This is going to be great.
And "North America's Team" is hilarious. I already want the t-shirt.
― butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Monday, 9 March 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link
this is a dumb move that is gonnna get the bills nowhere.
― He grew in Pussyville. Population: him. (call all destroyer), Monday, 9 March 2009 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link
lol rogermexico i had a feeling you would be :D
xpost o the bills are already nowhere, spoilsport!
― horseshoe, Monday, 9 March 2009 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry to hate, this is just the worst quarterbacking situation t.o. has been a part of by a mile.
― He grew in Pussyville. Population: him. (call all destroyer), Monday, 9 March 2009 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link
so what's the worst that happens... TO says some mean things about TE to The Toronto Star?
― butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Monday, 9 March 2009 05:07 (fifteen years ago) link
worst-case scenario is t.o. loses his shit and attacks kevin everett during the latter's inspirational speech before a home game in the second half of the season.
― and how (omar little), Monday, 9 March 2009 06:13 (fifteen years ago) link
He is going to rip off Kevin Everett's head on the 50 yard line and scream ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 9 March 2009 07:36 (fifteen years ago) link
...and I would be.
― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 9 March 2009 11:13 (fifteen years ago) link
― butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Monday, March 9, 2009
no, he says it to espn like he always fucking does and makes it a national news story and drama, the way he always fucking does. you guys seriously think that the national media isn't going to follow him there and needle him in buffalo? or that somehow the dallas morning star was the one making t.o.'s batshitness a matter of national security? it's not that hard to get there guys, and it also contradicts y'alls earlier "omg he will bring national press attention to this small market team" so tits or gtfo basically.
sorry to be the spoilsport but i feel sorry for u guize. otm re: this is the shittiest qb situation he's gotten himself into yet -- it will end, probably, in buffalo being burnt to the ground fyi
― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 9 March 2009 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link
granted, good points all around with the "buffalo is already bad so who cares" tip, he can't do toooooooooooo much more damage as to what they've already done to themselves ;_;
<3 marv levy's response was to ask the person who informed him of this move if they were drunk
― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 9 March 2009 14:03 (fifteen years ago) link
there should be 2 contract clauses--1) t.o. cannot be w/in 500 ft of any media 2) has to see a shrink on the regular
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 9 March 2009 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link
those would be good moves, how is toronto btw
― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 9 March 2009 14:10 (fifteen years ago) link
lol i read this as the bills facing the real and moving shop to toronto?
it will end, probably, in buffalo being burnt to the ground fyi
i cannot imagine the residents of buffalo, ny being anything but pleased at this fyi
― no no no no it goes setup setup punchline you idiot (Lamp), Monday, 9 March 2009 14:37 (fifteen years ago) link
it is just fine thank u lady _stanton
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 9 March 2009 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link
lol i heard the bills were moving to toronto to make love to ilxors
― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 9 March 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link
u can't spell toronto without to
― Stan-ton Macoute (brownie), Monday, 9 March 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i39.tinypic.com/34o7p0j.gif
― eman, Monday, 9 March 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: why is Toronto Terrell Owenns favorite football city?A: because it's TO at both ends and a ron up the middle!
― Stan-ton Macoute (brownie), Monday, 9 March 2009 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
you guys seriously think that the national media isn't going to follow him there and needle him in buffalo?
not if they can avoid it!
― butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Monday, 9 March 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
per Peter King today, it was Trent's idea. ya got moxie, kid!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/peter_king/03/08/offseason/index.html?eref=T1
― butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link
ok this is awesome and i miss marv ;_;
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:30 (fifteen years ago) link
The Peter King story almost makes sense out of it all. Glad I read it.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, that was a definite slot a tab b explanation.I think since Dr. Z is gone, King is getting lotsa good info. I always thought he was fluff, but he's had a half dozen good pieces in the past six months.
― ILM is a gross place full of coersion and sexual manipulation (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link
he is fluff when it comes to analyzing the game and a bunch of other stuff, but as a reporter he is p good
― boner state university (cankles), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link
he's got an insane amount of access - talking to random ass dudes on the team plane on sundays and shit
― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_UTYheZN7Y
― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 05:56 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv1aqmuyZE8
― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:01 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm feeling really sorry for Terrell right now.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.break.com/index/i-was-like-um.html
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.decadeoffail.com/FAILSHIRT2.jpg
http://www.decadeoffail.com/
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8600392/a-writer-explores-relationship-buffalo-new-york-nfl-franchise
― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 November 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
yeah I enjoyed that piece.
― boxall, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
it's sort of heartbreaking. also the move from war memorial to ralph wilson stadium is the same story as everything that happened in buffalo in the 20th century, fucking over the black community-wise.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
It seems that the people he randomly interviewed from the black community came from other parts of the country (ie - the guy from north carolina)I'm ok with high schoolers not rooting for the bills because the last ten years have been rough.
― jbn, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
zubaz!
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 16:40 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/BobCraig83/status/636322814828617729
get a lil taste of that disappointment nice and early
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/mXJrxnK.jpg
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 17 June 2016 02:31 (eight years ago) link
otm
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 June 2016 03:13 (eight years ago) link
even with 11 players the bills would probably lose in the finals
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 June 2016 13:07 (eight years ago) link
Allen with 1st team offense:Incomplete passRunSackScramblePeterman QB2:RunRunShort completion to FosterSackAJ QB3:RunIncomplete passIncomplete passRun— Josh Reed (@4JoshReed) August 2, 2018
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link
You’re all playing for second boldest take this week. (H/t @David_Ely) https://t.co/ji7bZZGtkm pic.twitter.com/REglatczcJ— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) September 3, 2018
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 September 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link