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i found him on hipster runoff -- tell me this is not jay cutler

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

I tell you who that is : a hipster. That is a hipster, all right.

warmsherry, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

he kinda reminds me of 1993 tbh

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:53 (ten years ago) Permalink

pretty sure thats matt damon fyi

ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

it's sarah silverman actually

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

jay hitler

TOMBOT, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:56 (ten years ago) Permalink

wtf

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 January 2009 20:03 (ten years ago) Permalink

Amish Hipster?

leavethecapital, Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:38 (ten years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

(malware removed)

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:55 (nine years ago) Permalink

wow, i really don't even know what to say about that

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

XD

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

i like to imagine that they're crying

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:12 (nine years ago) Permalink

Cutler needs to grow a neckbeard.

leavethecapital, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 04:25 (nine years ago) Permalink

okay...this has been driving me nuts, but does anyone else remember on draft day coverage..seeing a brief cutaway shot of cutler eating a quesadilla like a retard while his mom put a napkin on his knee? he looked like such a herb we were calling him quesadilla cutler all day...was def the first sign of trouble with him....no one else remembers it except me and my friend

Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 17:46 (nine years ago) Permalink

from the somethingawful forums:

Does anyone have a .gif of Jay Cutler eating those quesadillas on draft day?

from profootballtalk forums:

Sank_L.A. says:
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:53 pm

I knew Cutler was a big bitch when I saw his Mom feeding him a quesadilla on draft day, and wiping his mouth with a wet nap.

i would KILL for a gif i swear it.

Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 17:48 (nine years ago) Permalink

one year passes...
one month passes...

CHICAGO—Less than 24 hours after a visit from Bears quarterback and Type 1 diabetes sufferer Jay Cutler, a group of 32 schoolchildren who shared his disease died Tuesday. "Their spirits were really high just before Mr. Cutler arrived, but literally the second he entered the room the kids just sort of closed off, and once he started talking about how poorly he was treated in Denver, they became sullen and quiet," said Erin Matthews, who until Tuesday ran a diabetes support group for children ages 8 to 14 at the downtown YMCA. "After I recovered from my shock, I was surprised that all the children died, seeing as diabetes isn't terminal and can be controlled with medication. However, considering how sickened they were by Mr. Cutler, well, it sort of makes sense. That the kids were able to live through the entire talk is a testament to their bravery." Since his professional football career began in 2006, Cutler has killed more than 3,000 disabled or sick children by taking time to speak to them.http://o.onionstatic.com/img/icons/terminator.gif

del griffith, Saturday, 6 November 2010 00:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/2cNZh.jpg

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 21:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

okay...this has been driving me nuts, but does anyone else remember on draft day coverage..seeing a brief cutaway shot of http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG eating a quesadilla like a retard while his mom put a napkin on his knee? he looked like such a herb we were calling him quesadilla http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG all day...was def the first sign of trouble with him....no one else remembers it except me and my friend

― Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

i do remember this

I was hoping thread would be filled with those insane http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG photoshoot pictures where its like he just walked out of Miami Vice

Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 22:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

loll

Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 22:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

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omar little, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

son of a

omar little, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

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Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

haha damn that is mad irritating

Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

markers, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

hipster jay http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

what's with this cat jpg all over

coughed @ "j. walter bongstein" (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

what cat jpg

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

www.hatcat.jpg

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

tavaris jackson

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

www.hatcat.jpg

― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:49

someone needs to make a .jpg top-level domain a reality immediately

markers, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

srsly

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/cutttler.jpg

omar little, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 00:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

lololol

old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 22:37 (eight years ago) Permalink

BEST!

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 22:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

K-Lassik!!! lol

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 25 November 2010 06:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

Is Jay http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg also Captain America?

earlnash, Thursday, 25 November 2010 14:02 (eight years ago) Permalink

cutty needs a "Jay Damon" shirt

pretty hat machine (crüt), Thursday, 25 November 2010 15:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://i53.tinypic.com/14400hu.jpg

markers, Friday, 26 November 2010 23:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

<3

daria-g, Friday, 26 November 2010 23:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

sasha not feeling joe manchin (right?) there

first as tragedy, then as favre (goole), Saturday, 27 November 2010 18:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

Hipster http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg = Hitler?

ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

Wait, something went massively wrong with that post why is that cat?

ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

Oh nevermind I see

ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

what percentage of starting qbs in the nfl are better than jay cutler? like 45% or something?

― nakhchivan, Thursday, May 3, 2012 7:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

uhm i dunno about percentages, he's probably a top 10-12 guy though

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:20 (six years ago) Permalink

so was he being unfairly patronized in 10-11? or were ppl saying he was merely failing to achieve his potential ? or is he just hateful/risible for reasons that can't be gleaned from a quick skim of his wikipedia page

nakhchivan, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:24 (six years ago) Permalink

you mean in this thread? he wasnt doing too great those years because he went from a team with good offense talent, to a team with bad, which i guess magnified his flaws. i think there's more widespread recognition after this past season that he's a really good player who's doing everything he can to win with some crummy players around him.

the reason people dont like him isnt really related to the quality of his play, hes just seen as sort of a goofy-goober-douche** who talks a lot of shit on the field. he also played at Vanderbilt which has a preppy/fratty rep, and i think thats followed him

**http://i.imgur.com/ozNEl.gif

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:57 (six years ago) Permalink

I think people just hate the dude's face. He's just got an aloof smugness in his face which I think is more just how he looks that makes people hate him. It's kind of like how Jim Breuer just always looks stoned (even when not). People like the rah rah polical science types or the aw shucks I'm going to drink a six pack and shuck some oysters after the game then go huntin' or even physical freak gift of god types and the Cutler is just none of those.

Cutler isn't great, but he's got enough skills with what the Bears do usually do well, they should be able to hang with the superpower QB clubs. He's got to stay healthy too.

Let's see who is ahead...

The legends and soon to be
Rogers
Brees
Brady
Manning (bionic - probably still)

Big time winners (but sometimes have won ugly)
Manning (little bro')- Really not too pretty and kind of considered a f-up at points, but hey now he has won it all twice.
Rofflesburger- Kind of the same, looked fugly down the stretch gotten broke down.

Really Cutler wins with the Bears, you will file him here. The M.O. the Bears are setup really is the same as the Giants and Steelers - win by pass rush.

The guys that are pretty good, but not the long term success or big wins.
Newton
Stafford
Ryan
Romo - statistically really one of the best evah, but he has both flubbed it when it counted and kind of has the face you would love to smack like Cutler, except a bit more pretty.
Rivers - was really on the cusp, but last season kind of sucked
Vick is a total x-factor. Hard still to compare him.

I can't really put Fitzgerald or Flacco even above Cutler, but they are solid on a crappy team and a great team that can't get over.

What's left
Palmer - he was good at one point. Now?
Sanchez can't go there
Dalton - do it again, could get good
Freeman - maybe better, maybe not. Didn't help squadush last year.
Schaub - better and has better players around him, but cannot stay healthy.
Hasselbeck - was better at one point and played ok at points, but can't say much better if better
Alex Smith - nice season, great game against Saints

So yeah Cutler about ranks where he ranks, deal is that I think he has enough skills to hold them around against the top guns.

earlnash, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:57 (six years ago) Permalink

i dont really mind him though. i like QBs who talk shit, i dont get why it bugs people so much

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:58 (six years ago) Permalink

earlnash otm

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:59 (six years ago) Permalink

that gif never gets old

mookieproof, Friday, 4 May 2012 00:12 (six years ago) Permalink

I shouldn't called the Ravens great, they probably think so *no shite* but the refs screw them. They are 'good' and usally solid but can't get over.

earlnash, Friday, 4 May 2012 01:06 (six years ago) Permalink

lets not forget that cutler has thrown some absolutely amazing interceptions, the kind that make you completely forget how good he is.

call all destroyer, Friday, 4 May 2012 01:19 (six years ago) Permalink

oh that pic with the dog

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 03:02 (six years ago) Permalink

what percentage of starting qbs in the nfl are better than jay cutler? like 45% or something?

― nakhchivan, Thursday, May 3, 2012 7:17 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:48 (six years ago) Permalink

Enumerate it then. Looking for percentiles here, Bill.

nakhchivan, Monday, 7 May 2012 14:33 (six years ago) Permalink

he's in the top third, but towards the bottom, so maybe 30%? 20% if he's having a really good season?

frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:35 (six years ago) Permalink

Seems about right. Id love to see what he could do with a good O-line.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:32 (six years ago) Permalink

Even with Jay Cutler being just in the top third of say NFL Qbs, that's one major improvement on your usual Bear QB which is usually about as pass efficient as a mid70s Oklahoma wishbone play-caller.

The best Bear QB EVER is a dude from the 40s and we are not even talking like Sammy Baugh, who was a freak and maybe the best football player ever. The next best one is probably Jim McMahon. Look it up, the guy was cool, but we are not exactly talking a prodigy.

earlnash, Monday, 7 May 2012 23:24 (six years ago) Permalink

McMahon was pretty overrated. I could have done well with that defense and being able to hand off to Walter Payton. You are right about the Bears having a terrible quarterback legacy. The best guys of the last 20 years are Jim Miller and Erik Kramer (not including Jay Cutler). Historically we have had such worthies as Bobby Douglass, Bob Avellini and Mike Phipps as starters. They traded Bobby Layne in the 50's and i guess the position was cursed after that.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:48 (six years ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

lol quesadilla cutler, i dont think i ever read these posts

okay...this has been driving me nuts, but does anyone else remember on draft day coverage..seeing a brief cutaway shot of cutler eating a quesadilla like a retard while his mom put a napkin on his knee? he looked like such a herb we were calling him quesadilla cutler all day...was def the first sign of trouble with him....no one else remembers it except me and my friend

― Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:46 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from the somethingawful forums:

Does anyone have a .gif of Jay Cutler eating those quesadillas on draft day?

from profootballtalk forums:

Sank_L.A. says:
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:53 pm

I knew Cutler was a big bitch when I saw his Mom feeding him a quesadilla on draft day, and wiping his mouth with a wet nap.

i would KILL for a gif i swear it.

― Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:48 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Monday, 29 April 2013 01:28 (five years ago) Permalink

this thread is #1 when googling for jay cutler quesadilla. that's some bullshit. whats the internet even good for

adam, Monday, 29 April 2013 01:58 (five years ago) Permalink

DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 April 2013 04:18 (five years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

i laughed at this

Honestly, an '80s party is probably the closest thing to his true habitat that Jay Cutler will ever find. Where else would a guy who is essentially a cross between Judd Nelson and Emilio Estevez's characters from The Breakfast Club be better suited spending his time?

from http://deadspin.com/who-wants-to-go-to-jay-cutlers-80s-themed-dance-party-646651085

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 00:27 (five years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

it is pretty amazing that this dude is almost certainly going to hit free agency. i feel like this is a huge opportunity for those teams that just seem perennially unable to develop a QB. cleveland might be the prime spot for him, with that top defense and the great targets at wr1 and te, but for some reason i don't think they do it. i think it'd be contrary to the current personnel philosophy. arizona and tenn have got to be all over him, maybe even tampa. those sides are a legit qb away from being real playoff teams. minn will probably be in for him too. st. louis are probably going to pick someone with that top 3 http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG pick (lol). cincy think that they have a qb, bills probably do too. i think the jets probably can't afford him but don't rule it out, you never know with them fucks.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:17 (five years ago) Permalink

Arizona is most likely, imo, at least based on the post-Warner years. It's a qb last hurrah party around there.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:21 (five years ago) Permalink

What a shame if the Bears let him go. Trestman + Cutler for the next 6 years could be really cool. If Trestman can make McCown look good who knows what he could do with Cutler.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:36 (five years ago) Permalink

it is pretty amazing that this dude is almost certainly going to hit free agency. i feel like this is a huge opportunity for those teams that just seem perennially unable to develop a QB.

like the bears before cutler :/

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:38 (five years ago) Permalink

that of course is the other side of this. trestman and emery are placing huge bets on themselves (which btw is really absolutely the way to conduct yourself in their positions, tho rare). pay the money for cutler and you have 5 or 6 years of a very good qb, but then you can't spend that money elsewhere. they must believe that it is easier for them to find and develop a functional qb on the cheap than to restock a patchy roster on the cheap. i like trestman a lot off the back of this year and i hope that if they lay this bet it pays off for them.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:47 (five years ago) Permalink

cutler really is at the perfect talent level where both decisions are defensible, personally i would rather not tie up that much $$$ in a dude who is not leet and never will be but there's a huge potential downside to letting him go.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:51 (five years ago) Permalink

Theyve never had a legit QB since Luckman. Sign this guy or the curse will continue.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 12 December 2013 18:40 (five years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

:)

smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 February 2016 11:41 (two years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17201639/seahawks-michael-bennett-patriots-martellus-bennett-vs-everyone

some good stuff here in general but

ONE NIGHT, WHILE we're eating dinner at a fancy hot dog place (if you're wondering whether the Bennetts made lewd jokes about the sausages -- what do you think?), I ask Michael, who's famously critical of the league's overpaid passers, what he thinks of Jay Cutler.

"Worst quarterback in the NFL," he says.

"I'd be open and he'd throw into double coverage," says Martellus, who spent the past three seasons as Cutler's teammate in Chicago.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 17:32 (two years ago) Permalink

Cutler's response was pretty good.

Like the swallows at Capistrano, you can tell football season is getting close as people are starting to take pot shots at Jay Cutler.

earlnash, Friday, 5 August 2016 02:26 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

what an innocent time it was, this thread is full of retroactive lols at my expense

fuckin wit the offseason in 09

nomar, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:35 (two years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

culter in the booth! i am extremely hype for this. he's either going to be terrible or amazing, surely.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 May 2017 17:21 (one year ago) Permalink

goodnight sweet prince

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 May 2017 17:28 (one year ago) Permalink

three months pass...

really stoked about this

frogbs, Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:29 (one year ago) Permalink

paraphrasing a deadspin comment but, the dolphins managed to sign a qb who doesn't care enough to avoid signing a qb who cares too much.

nomar, Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:33 (one year ago) Permalink

eh I'll defend them on that one. Cutler's worked with Gase in the past and IMO he's a better QB in that system than Kaepernick would be. the fact that Kaep doesn't have a job right now is still insane though.

frogbs, Monday, 7 August 2017 18:09 (one year ago) Permalink

DAVIE, Fla. -- Quarterback Jay Cutler looked the "same" during his first day of practice with the Miami Dolphins, coach Adam Gase said Tuesday.

RIP dolphins

nomar, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 20:44 (one year ago) Permalink

the Kaep situation is really gross but I agree with frogbs, this was a "break glass if in need of QB that knows Gase's system already and fast" move.

RAvens signing an arena league backup over Kaep has more eyebrow raising for me

Neanderthal, Sunday, 13 August 2017 22:38 (one year ago) Permalink

three months pass...

How you like me now?

earlnash, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:05 (one year ago) Permalink

not much

given how dismal cutler has been all season, and how much better he was last night, you can credibly concoct a scenario where gase looked ahead to this season, brought cutler in, and planned everything around winning this one game. a game that miami always wins.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:44 (one year ago) Permalink

JC has had a couple other good starts. Really, he has been about as good as ever has been overall which is mediocre/middling.

He is definitely not the basement.

earlnash, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:44 (one year ago) Permalink

"Jay Cutler is ahead of Kurt Warner, Joe Namath, Troy Aikman and Terry Bradshaw in TD passes. ... Cutler has supreme arm talent." —@RealSkipBayless pic.twitter.com/Tp9q8szv8B

— FOX Sports (@FOXSports) December 12, 2017

omar little, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:59 (one year ago) Permalink

...Skip, no

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:06 (one year ago) Permalink

Cutler's a second-rate Favre who never really had the benefit of playing on a great team. for all the grief Chicagoans gave him I thought he had a lot of really good games w/ them.

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:29 (one year ago) Permalink


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