hipster jay cutler

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http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/111924_l_ee5728b93f8231c5180581c0f5.jpg

i found him on hipster runoff -- tell me this is not jay cutler

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I tell you who that is : a hipster. That is a hipster, all right.

warmsherry, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

he kinda reminds me of 1993 tbh

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

pretty sure thats matt damon fyi

ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

it's sarah silverman actually

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link

jay hitler

TOMBOT, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/97/282026922_224130fb7a.jpg

browngenius (brownie), Thursday, 15 January 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 January 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Amish Hipster?

leavethecapital, Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

(malware removed)

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link

wow, i really don't even know what to say about that

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:04 (fifteen years ago) link

XD

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

i like to imagine that they're crying

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Cutler needs to grow a neckbeard.

leavethecapital, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link

okay...this has been driving me nuts, but does anyone else remember on draft day coverage..seeing a brief cutaway shot of cutler eating a quesadilla like a retard while his mom put a napkin on his knee? he looked like such a herb we were calling him quesadilla cutler all day...was def the first sign of trouble with him....no one else remembers it except me and my friend

Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago) link

from the somethingawful forums:

Does anyone have a .gif of Jay Cutler eating those quesadillas on draft day?

from profootballtalk forums:

Sank_L.A. says:
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:53 pm

I knew Cutler was a big bitch when I saw his Mom feeding him a quesadilla on draft day, and wiping his mouth with a wet nap.

i would KILL for a gif i swear it.

Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...
one month passes...

CHICAGO—Less than 24 hours after a visit from Bears quarterback and Type 1 diabetes sufferer Jay Cutler, a group of 32 schoolchildren who shared his disease died Tuesday. "Their spirits were really high just before Mr. Cutler arrived, but literally the second he entered the room the kids just sort of closed off, and once he started talking about how poorly he was treated in Denver, they became sullen and quiet," said Erin Matthews, who until Tuesday ran a diabetes support group for children ages 8 to 14 at the downtown YMCA. "After I recovered from my shock, I was surprised that all the children died, seeing as diabetes isn't terminal and can be controlled with medication. However, considering how sickened they were by Mr. Cutler, well, it sort of makes sense. That the kids were able to live through the entire talk is a testament to their bravery." Since his professional football career began in 2006, Cutler has killed more than 3,000 disabled or sick children by taking time to speak to them.http://o.onionstatic.com/img/icons/terminator.gif

del griffith, Saturday, 6 November 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/2cNZh.jpg

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

okay...this has been driving me nuts, but does anyone else remember on draft day coverage..seeing a brief cutaway shot of http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG eating a quesadilla like a retard while his mom put a napkin on his knee? he looked like such a herb we were calling him quesadilla http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG all day...was def the first sign of trouble with him....no one else remembers it except me and my friend

― Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

i do remember this

I was hoping thread would be filled with those insane http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG photoshoot pictures where its like he just walked out of Miami Vice

Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

loll

Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

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omar little, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

son of a

omar little, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

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Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

haha damn that is mad irritating

Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

markers, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

hipster jay http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link

what's with this cat jpg all over

coughed @ "j. walter bongstein" (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

what cat jpg

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

www.hatcat.jpg

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

tavaris jackson

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

www.hatcat.jpg

― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:49

someone needs to make a .jpg top-level domain a reality immediately

markers, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link

srsly

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/cutttler.jpg

omar little, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

lololol

old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

BEST!

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

K-Lassik!!! lol

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 25 November 2010 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://mimg.ugo.com/201011/64549/cuts/captain-america-movie-4_480_poster.jpg

earlnash, Thursday, 25 November 2010 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Is Jay http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg also Captain America?

earlnash, Thursday, 25 November 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

cutty needs a "Jay Damon" shirt

pretty hat machine (crüt), Thursday, 25 November 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/14400hu.jpg

markers, Friday, 26 November 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link

<3

daria-g, Friday, 26 November 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link

sasha not feeling joe manchin (right?) there

first as tragedy, then as favre (goole), Saturday, 27 November 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Hipster http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg = Hitler?

ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Wait, something went massively wrong with that post why is that cat?

ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh nevermind I see

ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Enumerate it then. Looking for percentiles here, Bill.

nakhchivan, Monday, 7 May 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

he's in the top third, but towards the bottom, so maybe 30%? 20% if he's having a really good season?

frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

Seems about right. Id love to see what he could do with a good O-line.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

Even with Jay Cutler being just in the top third of say NFL Qbs, that's one major improvement on your usual Bear QB which is usually about as pass efficient as a mid70s Oklahoma wishbone play-caller.

The best Bear QB EVER is a dude from the 40s and we are not even talking like Sammy Baugh, who was a freak and maybe the best football player ever. The next best one is probably Jim McMahon. Look it up, the guy was cool, but we are not exactly talking a prodigy.

earlnash, Monday, 7 May 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

McMahon was pretty overrated. I could have done well with that defense and being able to hand off to Walter Payton. You are right about the Bears having a terrible quarterback legacy. The best guys of the last 20 years are Jim Miller and Erik Kramer (not including Jay Cutler). Historically we have had such worthies as Bobby Douglass, Bob Avellini and Mike Phipps as starters. They traded Bobby Layne in the 50's and i guess the position was cursed after that.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

eleven months pass...

lol quesadilla cutler, i dont think i ever read these posts

okay...this has been driving me nuts, but does anyone else remember on draft day coverage..seeing a brief cutaway shot of cutler eating a quesadilla like a retard while his mom put a napkin on his knee? he looked like such a herb we were calling him quesadilla cutler all day...was def the first sign of trouble with him....no one else remembers it except me and my friend

― Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:46 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from the somethingawful forums:

Does anyone have a .gif of Jay Cutler eating those quesadillas on draft day?

from profootballtalk forums:

Sank_L.A. says:
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:53 pm

I knew Cutler was a big bitch when I saw his Mom feeding him a quesadilla on draft day, and wiping his mouth with a wet nap.

i would KILL for a gif i swear it.

― Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:48 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

johnny crunch, Monday, 29 April 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

this thread is #1 when googling for jay cutler quesadilla. that's some bullshit. whats the internet even good for

adam, Monday, 29 April 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 April 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

i laughed at this

Honestly, an '80s party is probably the closest thing to his true habitat that Jay Cutler will ever find. Where else would a guy who is essentially a cross between Judd Nelson and Emilio Estevez's characters from The Breakfast Club be better suited spending his time?

from http://deadspin.com/who-wants-to-go-to-jay-cutlers-80s-themed-dance-party-646651085

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

five months pass...

it is pretty amazing that this dude is almost certainly going to hit free agency. i feel like this is a huge opportunity for those teams that just seem perennially unable to develop a QB. cleveland might be the prime spot for him, with that top defense and the great targets at wr1 and te, but for some reason i don't think they do it. i think it'd be contrary to the current personnel philosophy. arizona and tenn have got to be all over him, maybe even tampa. those sides are a legit qb away from being real playoff teams. minn will probably be in for him too. st. louis are probably going to pick someone with that top 3 http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG pick (lol). cincy think that they have a qb, bills probably do too. i think the jets probably can't afford him but don't rule it out, you never know with them fucks.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

Arizona is most likely, imo, at least based on the post-Warner years. It's a qb last hurrah party around there.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:21 (ten years ago) link

What a shame if the Bears let him go. Trestman + Cutler for the next 6 years could be really cool. If Trestman can make McCown look good who knows what he could do with Cutler.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link

it is pretty amazing that this dude is almost certainly going to hit free agency. i feel like this is a huge opportunity for those teams that just seem perennially unable to develop a QB.

like the bears before cutler :/

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

that of course is the other side of this. trestman and emery are placing huge bets on themselves (which btw is really absolutely the way to conduct yourself in their positions, tho rare). pay the money for cutler and you have 5 or 6 years of a very good qb, but then you can't spend that money elsewhere. they must believe that it is easier for them to find and develop a functional qb on the cheap than to restock a patchy roster on the cheap. i like trestman a lot off the back of this year and i hope that if they lay this bet it pays off for them.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link

cutler really is at the perfect talent level where both decisions are defensible, personally i would rather not tie up that much $$$ in a dude who is not leet and never will be but there's a huge potential downside to letting him go.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:51 (ten years ago) link

Theyve never had a legit QB since Luckman. Sign this guy or the curse will continue.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 12 December 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

:)

smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 February 2016 11:41 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17201639/seahawks-michael-bennett-patriots-martellus-bennett-vs-everyone

some good stuff here in general but

ONE NIGHT, WHILE we're eating dinner at a fancy hot dog place (if you're wondering whether the Bennetts made lewd jokes about the sausages -- what do you think?), I ask Michael, who's famously critical of the league's overpaid passers, what he thinks of Jay Cutler.

"Worst quarterback in the NFL," he says.

"I'd be open and he'd throw into double coverage," says Martellus, who spent the past three seasons as Cutler's teammate in Chicago.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 17:32 (eight years ago) link

Cutler's response was pretty good.

Like the swallows at Capistrano, you can tell football season is getting close as people are starting to take pot shots at Jay Cutler.

earlnash, Friday, 5 August 2016 02:26 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

what an innocent time it was, this thread is full of retroactive lols at my expense

fuckin wit the offseason in 09

nomar, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

seven months pass...

culter in the booth! i am extremely hype for this. he's either going to be terrible or amazing, surely.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 May 2017 17:21 (seven years ago) link

goodnight sweet prince

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 May 2017 17:28 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

HE'S BACK, BABY!!!

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/20267198/miami-dolphins-jay-cutler-agree-one-year-deal

nomar, Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:01 (seven years ago) link

really stoked about this

frogbs, Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:29 (seven years ago) link

paraphrasing a deadspin comment but, the dolphins managed to sign a qb who doesn't care enough to avoid signing a qb who cares too much.

nomar, Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link

eh I'll defend them on that one. Cutler's worked with Gase in the past and IMO he's a better QB in that system than Kaepernick would be. the fact that Kaep doesn't have a job right now is still insane though.

frogbs, Monday, 7 August 2017 18:09 (seven years ago) link

DAVIE, Fla. -- Quarterback Jay Cutler looked the "same" during his first day of practice with the Miami Dolphins, coach Adam Gase said Tuesday.

RIP dolphins

nomar, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 20:44 (seven years ago) link

the Kaep situation is really gross but I agree with frogbs, this was a "break glass if in need of QB that knows Gase's system already and fast" move.

RAvens signing an arena league backup over Kaep has more eyebrow raising for me

Neanderthal, Sunday, 13 August 2017 22:38 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

How you like me now?

earlnash, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

not much

given how dismal cutler has been all season, and how much better he was last night, you can credibly concoct a scenario where gase looked ahead to this season, brought cutler in, and planned everything around winning this one game. a game that miami always wins.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link

JC has had a couple other good starts. Really, he has been about as good as ever has been overall which is mediocre/middling.

He is definitely not the basement.

earlnash, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link

"Jay Cutler is ahead of Kurt Warner, Joe Namath, Troy Aikman and Terry Bradshaw in TD passes. ... Cutler has supreme arm talent." —@RealSkipBayless pic.twitter.com/Tp9q8szv8B

— FOX Sports (@FOXSports) December 12, 2017

omar little, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

...Skip, no

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link

Cutler's a second-rate Favre who never really had the benefit of playing on a great team. for all the grief Chicagoans gave him I thought he had a lot of really good games w/ them.

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler have been stuck in the Bahamas with her hairstylist for 22 days THREAD pic.twitter.com/z5dXQzjllX

— claire (@clairecdowns) April 6, 2020

good thread

na (NA), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

lol

El Tomboto, Sunday, 19 April 2020 04:58 (four years ago) link

mildly disappointed they didn’t get stuck there

El Tomboto, Sunday, 19 April 2020 04:59 (four years ago) link

It really was just a matter of time, right?

earlnash, Monday, 27 April 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/NBHGgsn.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 1 May 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

jay cutler & tomi lahren are dating?

— Sarah Spain (@SarahSpain) September 3, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:38 (four years ago) link

DOOOOOOOOOONNNNNT CAAAAAAAARE
DO U?

frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:40 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

where's the damn quesadilla video

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 17:10 (two years ago) link

ugh I guess 12 years ago I thought it was ok to use the r word, dumb asshole :/

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 December 2021 02:24 (two years ago) link

two years pass...

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41867232/former-nfl-qb-jay-cutler-faces-dui-weapons-charges

Former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler was arrested in Tennessee on Thursday night after a traffic crash and faces four charges, a spokesperson for the Franklin Police Department confirmed to ESPN.

Cutler, 41, was charged with driving under the influence, possession of a handgun while under the influence, failure to exercise due care to avoid a collision and implied consent.

According to a release from the Franklin Police Department, officers responded to a minor traffic collision in downtown Franklin around 5 p.m. on Thursday. The police investigation suggests that Cutler rear-ended another vehicle.

"During their conversation with Cutler, officers noticed a strong odor of alcohol," the release stated. "Cutler was also slurring his words and had blood shot eyes. Cutler refused field sobriety tests and was taken to a local hospital where a blood sample was obtained through a blood search warrant."

A police search of Cutler's vehicle revealed that he had two firearms in his possession, including a loaded pistol.

omar little, Friday, 18 October 2024 15:56 (two weeks ago) link

This dis made me chuckle…

“Another Jay Cutler drive comes up short.”

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Saturday, 19 October 2024 18:44 (two weeks ago) link


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