― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 02:43 (seventeen years ago) link
1) He has an enormous porn collection and no problem telling ESPN he has it (hellooooo ILX-type dude)2) He likes Coldplay
From points 1 & 2, I say horseshoe OTM.
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link
ew, he TOLD ESPN THAT? man, can't we just return to the days when everyone pretended pro football was a "family sport"? INAPPROPRIATE!
and yeah, I am also a girl and have frequently been mystified by the "Brady is a hottie mchothot" press he gets. maybe he's ostensibly straight dudes' idea of what's hot, but he leaves me cold.
― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 04:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 04:58 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2006 2:11 PM. (allyzay) (link) (admin) (userip)"
can we replace all of ally's posts with this
― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 06:21 (seventeen years ago) link
"Tom Brady is a good QB, but I think he is really the Nu-Brett Farve for all of the talking heads, as he is TOUGH and plays the GAME THE RIGHT WAY. No sireee, Tommyboy doesn't need to cheat and run no huddle offenses calling plays at the line, he just gets in there and gets dirty. Brady led the league in yards, but he still only finished sixth in QB Rating. Brady is also a screen passer, the Pats have never really had much of a deep strike passing game. The dink and dunk game is effective, but it isn't nearly as cool and throwing da' bomb."
(conveniently ignoring all my posts in this thread~~~)
― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 06:36 (seventeen years ago) link
that's rediculous. the pats haven't used the screen in 3 years. they employed it when they realized they had 86 year old antoine smith running the ball and that throwing a screen for 4 yards was better than the 2.2 yards they could get out of their running back. pats got away from it when they acquired dillon. they drafted deion branch and bethel johnson to stretch the field then added gabriel and chad jackson to take their places on the roster. i think brady's ypa was maybe a half yard less than manning last year?
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link
I read this as a riff on the way commentators talk about Brady. The play by play guy will say what just happened, and then John Q. Color Schmuck will say one of the above random comments about Brady and the Pats offensive scheme, as if that's what they do all the time and what makes them so great.
― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link
bad nfl announcers, nothing shocking there. fox had brian baldinger matched up with a relatively sober pat summerall (and i swear to god i thought i'd remembered reading that he'd died) for the bears/49ers game this weekend. my favorite moment was when summerall said "You have to give the 49ers credit." followed by 19 seconds of dead air from baldinger.
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link
a) Finding the stadiumb) Wearing their jock straps inside their uniformsc) Losing by only 31d) All of the above
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link
time to take the keys away from pat.
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link
ALERT: Dick Stockton is one good fart away from being totally in the booth as well.
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link
i like how nfl network has replaced Playbook or whatever it was called with brian baldinger chilling out in his office.
― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Friday, 3 November 2006 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jeff. (Jeff), Friday, 3 November 2006 01:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link
Filed Under: Exclusives!
splashnews_ihpla010905f_01.jpg27th Street in Chelsea, also known as club row, suddenly turned into Wisteria Lane on Saturday night when the police closed the block down (and we're not sure why). While chaos prevailed outside, inside the confines of Bungalow 8 a coterie of celebs mingled (or attempted to) with each other.
Seen inside the club: Paris Hilton, Tom Brady, Greg Littley, Scott Sartiano, Richie Akiva and Mary-Kate Olsen.
What exactly is MK doing in New York? Weren't we under the impression that she was going to be going to school in California this fall? I guess the tabs were wrong.
"Mary-Kate was there without the Giant," a source tells us. "She was hanging out with her artsy friends and at one point Tom Brady came up to her and was trying to hit on her."
Tom Brady and Mary-Kate Olsen??? Maybe he thought she has a thing for taller guys?!
"Mary-Kate was so not interested, and at one point she told Tom, 'Do you want a drink? The cocktail waitress is over there!'" Meow. We are lovin' the new bitchy MK!
The Patriots quarterback must be newly single - or have an open relationship with actress Bridget Moynahan - because earlier in the evening the pretty football player was seen getting quite cozy with an unidentified woman at the Maritime.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ lol lol
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link
i expect people to explain ALL of these images to me, btw
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link
college students sometimes ingest drugs.
that's all i got.
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― FACTS: I'M A WAITER (TOMBOT), Monday, 6 November 2006 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 6 November 2006 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 6 November 2006 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 6 November 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 November 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 04:50 (seventeen years ago) link