Chad Javon Ocho Cinco

so chad's pregnant pigeon laid two eggs today, except chad thought it was gonna 'give birth' to like, a baby bird, and now he's sad

@RealSkipBayless 2 things you dont talk about and thats my QB and my pigeon, i am gonna punch you in the forehead when i see you #itson

43 minutes ago via web in reply to RealSkipBayless

How cool, just walked in the lockeroom and i've a random drug test again, how many times must i piss excellence,great way yo start a monday

about 12 hours ago via TweetCaster

^____________^

his pregnant pigeon has been a really underrated nfl storyline

Im starving. I want a home cooked meal, guess i need to get married for that huh? Who else gone cook in the middle of the day, hmmm
about 6 hours ago via TweetCaster

Having a boyfriend or girlfriend is simply practice on being able to discipline yourself on being with 1 individual, am i correct?
about 5 hours ago via web

How much does one miss out on when they put all their eggs into one basket and commit to one individual who ends up f-ing up in da long run?
about 5 hours ago via web

Every man or women has the potential to f up, some more than others depending on who you are? Some are only as faithful as their options :(
about 5 hours ago via web

Marriage = something we look forward to as kids growing up, being happy, in love, having a family, why is the divorce rate so high again?
about 5 hours ago via web

Over the bye week my grandma and i had a talk, she asked me when i was getting married, i was unable to answer, reason for these tweets :(
about 5 hours ago via web

They always say you don't marry the person you live with but u marry the person you can't live without,so do i propose to all of twitter?
about 5 hours ago via web

Dear every follower on twitter will you marry me because i can not go a day without any of you, all of you must sign a pre-nup though :)
about 5 hours ago via web

Holy shit, i just married every woman follower on twitter, cool,i need all of your shoe sizes,can't get you all rings but Louboutins will do
about 4 hours ago via web

Nevermind on giving you ladies shoes, grandma said if you buy a woman shoes she will walk right out your life in the ones you bought :(
about 4 hours ago via web

wow

dude is on a serious roll right now

OGOchoCinco
Cant sleep watching Paranormal Activity with my pigeon and her eggs
12 minutes ago

http://twitter.com/#!/OGOchoCinco/status/28806991232

NFL Films had an recent episode of Ocho mic'd up during games and practice, and it was one of the best half-hours of television.

Yeah, that was funny stuff! Playing the Ravens where he keeps trying to talk to players and Scott keeps coming up and pushing him away. "I'm just trying to be friendly!"

http://www.nfl.com/videos/cincinnati-bengals/09000d5d813c7219/Sound-FX-Ocho-on-the-mic

http://deadspin.com/5673742/chad-ochocincos-pregnant-pigeon-saga-was-a-lie

tbh i think this makes it even better, an nfl player creating a metafiction about pregnant pigeons.

That awesome ochovid got me sad when it showed him shootin shit w/Chris Henry.

wow, i forgot

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs264.snc4/39554_452316180263_192889005263_5964523_5389730_n.jpg

Me and moma pigeon at the park

From the album: Mobile Uploads by Chad Ochocinco

hahaha the pants hahaha

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs600.snc4/58051_467601875263_192889005263_6162819_2665665_n.jpg

Well I guess I'll play COD, couldn't find Call of Duty sweats but a Black Ops Snuggie will do

has anyone played mad chad?

dude is king of snuggies

#justasking Does it mean I'm finally famous when Bill Clinton comes to my birthday party? http://twitpic.com/3rxaji

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/228301470.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1295591441&Signature=%2FoQaGYTpYBeOkunMuJ0FFFUTBo4%3D

yes

an era ends

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=6058409

also, lol:

@SportsCenter since you guys are showing all my tweets on TV, show this one #FUCKYOU about 4 hours ago via Rock Software

Oh my goodness somebody hacked my account with that last tweet, geesh these hackers are good, i turned my head n boom I saw that tweet #wow about 4 hours ago via Rock Software

lol

awesome

love this guy so much

he tweeted that he wanted to fight marvin lewis in a cage, then when they asked him about whether he wanted out of cincy, he said that he loves cincy and wants to stay there... but still wants to cage fight marvin lewis

He has big upped Hue Jackson a few times via twitter, speculation on him going to Raiders which is kind of ??? And wow that would be weird to see! And ... Who the hell knows. We haven't had a circus in, oh, a week...why not. Lol.

lol

pats

i wonder if he spends all of his spare time filling out paperwork for this name changes

Back to MIAMI to get back on my mini training regiment, if it's possible to have a 10 pack (abs) im gonna get them and ill be Hochuli swole
7:01 AM Feb 7th via Seesmic for Android

Hochuli swole! :D

figure most of you don't read ILF so...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/soccer/chad_ochocinco_may_have_found_his_perfect_pitch/2011/03/25/AFRPLZVB_story.html?wprss=rss_dcunited

hes gonna ride a bull today http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm313/Zenzirouj/emot-ohdear.png

lol i didn't realize he was actually doing this, tho i shouldn't have doubted him

ochocinco Chad Ochocinco
Tonight I will ride with 1 hand on the bull n 1 hand in the sky with my middle finger up as a kind gesture to my confused admirers. #DejaBlu

hero

It's being televised on Versus FYI...late start due to Hockey

he lasted 1.5 seconds...

KINDA LIKE MY EX-HUSBAND, AMIRITE

HIYOOOOOO

hahah irl lols @ u Jordan

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- Patriots receiver Chad Ochocinco is still settling into his new surroundings in New England, and he's taking an unusual approach to his living situation.

"I'm going to do something different, I'm actually going to stay with a fan for the first two, three weeks of the season," he said Tuesday. "That should be fun, until I get myself acclimated and learn my way around."

Ochocinco hasn't yet picked the fan.

"I'm not sure how it's going to work, but they have to have Internet and have to have Xbox," he said. "That's about it."

Asked if he was serious, Ochocinco said, "Have I ever lied to you before?"

Told there were some "crazy" fans, Ochocinco said, "I rode a bull."

nice

<3

ocho :D

so happy for this guy, hope he wins 2 rings and gives one to randy