Chad Javon Ocho Cinco

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J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 August 2008 08:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Bengals spokesman Jack Brennan said the Bengals had no comment on the matter.


J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 August 2008 08:47 (fifteen years ago) link

this is insane

J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 August 2008 08:47 (fifteen years ago) link


cankles, Saturday, 30 August 2008 10:50 (fifteen years ago) link

gr8080, Saturday, 30 August 2008 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Bengals should force him to wear jersey that says CINCO.

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 30 August 2008 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link

tully banta cain doesn't wear one that says CAIN.

chicago kevin, Sunday, 31 August 2008 08:46 (fifteen years ago) link

And there goes Rudi.

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 31 August 2008 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

so what are all the fantasy football sites waiting for?

MikeJonze, Monday, 1 September 2008 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Is there an ILX fantasy football thread? I've got a draft on Monday and need recommendations!

Mordy, Monday, 1 September 2008 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Ditto, but I'm pretty prepped.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 1 September 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

mordy: sure as shit there is!

Your ILNFL Fantasy Football thread!1!!!! 2008

MikeJonze, Monday, 1 September 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link


Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 1 September 2008 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Chad Ocho Cinco fessed up: He kissed the coach. The Cincinnati Bengals receiver acknowledged on Wednesday that he leaned into coach Marvin Lewis and gave him a peck on the cheek during a 31-22 loss in Dallas. He said it was the first time he'd ever kissed a coach. "It was probably the last," he added. What brought this on? The Pro Bowl receiver was struggling through another afternoon of double coverages and missed chances on Sunday. He had only three catches for 43 yards as the Bengals fell to 0-5. When he came to the sideline at one point, Lewis reminded him to stay positive. "He whispered something in my ear that I really liked, so I kissed him," Ocho Cinco said.

omar little, Thursday, 9 October 2008 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link

<3 <3

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 October 2008 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link

schef otm

horseshoe, Friday, 10 October 2008 02:54 (fifteen years ago) link

that's effin hilarious.

KyleKyle, Friday, 10 October 2008 03:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Like, T.O. is the evil twin and 85 is the good twin

Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 10 October 2008 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

espn "soccer analyst" believes that "stranger things have happened" than ocho joining the MLS and sees a strong possibility of it happening in the future

fleetwood (max), Friday, 21 August 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

his kicking performance the other night was inspired. seriously, i'm falling in love w/ the ochocinco again.

(never you mind why marvin lewis let the ocho do the placekicking...i mean, the punter REALLY couldn't do it?)

j.q higgins, Saturday, 22 August 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...


I'm in tears , hearing about Tiger reminds me when my mom sat me down and told me Santa Clause wasn't real, cmon Tiger you're my idol

Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

ocho cinco became a man today

NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

On a conference call with Minnesota Vikings reporters, Ochocinco said he’ll try to find and blow the Vikings’ horn if he scores a touchdown in Sunday’s game.

“Man, I’m going to have some purple fun. I’m so excited for this week,” he said.

Later, Ochocinco was asked if he’s ever been threatened with a suspension by the league.

“Come on now. What are you going to suspend me for? Having fun? I’m not that bad,” he said. “‘Breaking news: Chad Ochocinco suspended for too many celebrations.’ How would that sound? I’m not hurting anybody. I’m very respectful with everybody I play against.”;_ylt=AoRMtFvWDwwH0hguQE64vw1DubYF?slug=ap-bengals-ochocincofine&prov=ap&type=lgns

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 10 December 2009 07:27 (fourteen years ago) link

dear baby jesus -- this is what I ant for xmas

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 10 December 2009 13:36 (fourteen years ago) link

ochocinco vs RAGNAR will be super awesome TV

eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I hear there's a lot hate on the kid this morning on how I play the game -all websites and news stations that don't like it Child please

about 3 hours ago from MOTOBLUR

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

# - Coming soon-child please day care centers

about 7 hours ago from TwitPic

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 10 December 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

he may be legally changing his name again...this time to chad hachi go. that's right. japanese.

MikeJonze, Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I remember in training camp me and Chris trying to do this dance on you tube -Crazy Guy Dancing In Church-we laughed at this for months

1 minute ago from twidroid

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Friday, 18 December 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco

I know I'm not crazy but in most leagues I got people 15 points<-- you can't tell me Slim wasn't with me yesterday.

pantalols (omar little), Monday, 21 December 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

this dude needs to stop making me tear up

horseshoe, Monday, 21 December 2009 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Ocho via facebook - If you've played with me online I would like to apoligize for all the headshots in COD,touchdowns on MADDEN and the dunks in 2k10-I'm great.

bnw, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 05:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco Can you imagine if I got an unlimited friends list , we can all be friends and I can beat everybody's ass<--that sounds awesome

Chad Ochocinco Do you think the folks at Microsoft will make me an unlimited friends list, everybody needs to experience my greatness at Call of Duty!

Chad Ochocinco I am on call of duty on X box now. Invite me ESTABAN 85

pantalols (omar little), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

that explains the cape. i am gonna try to add him!

bnw, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco I forgot to tell y'all I was in the movie AVATAR. I was one of the blue characters in the movie, look close and you'll spot me.

bnw, Monday, 28 December 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

''Darrelle Revis couldn't cover me in a brown paper bag on a corner of a Manhattan street inside a phone booth,'' Ochocinco said after asking if everyone had their recorders on. ''It's impossible.''

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link


Fetchboy, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

@Revis24 we have a clown ladies and gentlemen and his name is @OGOchoCinco. the admission is 50cents to enjoy his rabbit pulled out of a hat(boring).

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

@Revis24 good morning world. i just woke up from this crazy dream. @OGOchoCinco came to Revis Island and disappeared.

@OGOchoCinco - Revis Island

kicker conspiracy (s. suisham ha ha) (daria-g), Thursday, 31 December 2009 01:30 (fourteen years ago) link

when is there gonna be a team/qb/coach that plays along with chad instead of getting all super-serious

Queef Latina (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 31 December 2009 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Revis Island is really small.

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 31 December 2009 08:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco

NY Post took my joke a lil serious. Regis calling me out. Only if I could get Obama to get at me then I'm set.

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Chad Ochocinco said his left knee is feeling fine. He tested it out Monday -- not on the football field, though. "I had sex yesterday,'' the Bengals receiver said. "With some of the moves I did -- I should be fine."

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

this guy

dome plow (gbx), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Scott Hatteberg, Ray Durham (good OBP for a 2B, but diminished defensive ability), Erubiel Durazo, ...

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmm no idea how that happened! Sorry!

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

wait a second...what year is this?

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Thursday, 7 January 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link


wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:55 (thirteen years ago) link


ice cr?m, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 07:01 (thirteen years ago) link

i wonder if he spends all of his spare time filling out paperwork for this name changes

maurice "baby doc" chevalier (brownie), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Back to MIAMI to get back on my mini training regiment, if it's possible to have a 10 pack (abs) im gonna get them and ill be Hochuli swole
7:01 AM Feb 7th via Seesmic for Android

omar little, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Hochuli swole! :D

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 10 February 2011 00:10 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

hes gonna ride a bull today

Princess TamTam, Saturday, 14 May 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

lol i didn't realize he was actually doing this, tho i shouldn't have doubted him

J0rdan S., Saturday, 14 May 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

ochocinco Chad Ochocinco
Tonight I will ride with 1 hand on the bull n 1 hand in the sky with my middle finger up as a kind gesture to my confused admirers. #DejaBlu

omar little, Saturday, 14 May 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link


it is sad but their is so much beauty (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 May 2011 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

It's being televised on Versus FYI...late start due to Hockey

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 May 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

he lasted 1.5 seconds...

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 May 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link


J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 May 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link


hahah irl lols @ u Jordan

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 May 2011 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- Patriots receiver Chad Ochocinco is still settling into his new surroundings in New England, and he's taking an unusual approach to his living situation.

"I'm going to do something different, I'm actually going to stay with a fan for the first two, three weeks of the season," he said Tuesday. "That should be fun, until I get myself acclimated and learn my way around."

Ochocinco hasn't yet picked the fan.

"I'm not sure how it's going to work, but they have to have Internet and have to have Xbox," he said. "That's about it."

Asked if he was serious, Ochocinco said, "Have I ever lied to you before?"

Told there were some "crazy" fans, Ochocinco said, "I rode a bull."

mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link


Artist TamTran (brownie), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link


Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

ocho :D

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

so happy for this guy, hope he wins 2 rings and gives one to randy (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

Told there were some "crazy" fans, Ochocinco said, "I rode a bull."

holy lol

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

Ocho Cinco must inspire the greatest volume of terrible articles written about anyone - I mean holy shit is this bad:

You've heard of hanging chads? This was a Chad that wouldn't stop hanging.

You've heard of hanging chads? This was a Chad that wouldn't stop hanging.

You've heard of hanging chads? This was a Chad that wouldn't stop hanging.

frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

well, that is from rick reilly

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, but you couldn't even write a parody of Reilly that was as bad as this.

frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

Let's not post Rick Reilly columns in ILNFL, thank you

polyphonic, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

Look, you never know when he's going to have something big on his mind. I wonder what his take on Tim Tebow is? Will he mix fact, opinion, and a *dash* of humor?

frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

Let's not post Rick Reilly columns in ILNFL, thank you

― polyphonic, Friday, August 12, 2011 3:24 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

speaking of -- do we have any ilnfl mods? will omar be back for the season? i assume schef will pop back up, but that only leaves us w/ one mod

J0rdan S., Friday, 12 August 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

i'm about.

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 August 2011 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

ah, true

J0rdan S., Saturday, 13 August 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

@ochocinco Chad Ochocinco

@SpeakerBoehner Just read some of your tweets and you seem pretty angry kind sir. I can see you on tv but you're not smiling. Hope you're ok

9:40pm - 24 Jan 12

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 05:54 (twelve years ago) link


@SpeakerBoehner Hello Mr. Boehner, hoping you are in better spirits today. If all else seems bad in life just remember I love you kind sir.


@ochocinco: Thanks & good luck in the @SuperBowl; we'll see you in the playoffs next year. Go #Bengals #WhoDey

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 27 January 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link


omar little, Friday, 27 January 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

85 Ideas

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

@ochocinco: Thanks & good luck in the @SuperBowl


You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Friday, 27 January 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

Johnson and Lozada were heavily featured on the season premiere of "Hard Knocks," the HBO reality show that chronicles an NFL team through training camp. Johnson was reprimanded by coach Joe Philbin for the language he used in interviews. As he walked out of the Dolphins' training facility, Johnson told team officials, "I'm going to get arrested this weekend."

johnny crunch, Sunday, 12 August 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link


I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 August 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link

she was also prominently featured in that episode

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 August 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

this shit is fucking depressing

i love chad, but fuck

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 12 August 2012 08:31 (eleven years ago) link

i kinda hope this was just a twitch accident that got out of control but who knows

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 August 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

lol, dolphins just released him

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 August 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link


mookieproof, Monday, 13 August 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

sucks for him that al davis isn't still alive

frogbs, Monday, 13 August 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

You can get him and Travis Henry for cheap. They might be favorites for the 2007 Super Bowl.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, 13 August 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

nine months pass...

This has GOT to be a new low

Johnson, known as Chad Ochocinco for his jersey number in Spanish during his playing days, had reached a deal with prosecutors calling for community service and counseling instead of jail. Broward County Circuit Judge Kathleen McHugh said she would tack on an additional three months' probation because Johnson had failed to meet with his probation officer during three previous months.
It was all set until Johnson, when asked by McHugh if he was satisfied with his lawyer Adam Swickle, gave the attorney a light swat on the rear -- as football players routinely do to each other on the field. The courtroom erupted in laughter and at that McHugh said she wouldn't accept the deal.

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link

cmon mayne

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 June 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link

four years pass...
one year passes...

FBI arrested my neighbor Roger before my morning jog, I’ve only seen shit like that in movies, crazy to start to my Friday

— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) January 25, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:22 (five years ago) link


Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link


reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 25 January 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link

Neighborhoods of the rich and wealthy are interesting in this way sometimes. If I remember correct, Eli and Peyton Manning grew up next to Ann Rice down in New Orleans.

earlnash, Saturday, 26 January 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...


— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) February 20, 2019

omar little, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 07:57 (five years ago) link

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