guys can i admit that i luv carson palmer

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i gis'd carson palmer (no homo) and came up with this unsettling result

http://static.flickr.com/16/90927755_80f7a83a75.jpg

anyway i just think he is really awesome and cuet let's discuss~~

cankles, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:15 (eleven years ago) Permalink

when I was trying to explain my Peyton crush to an ostensibly straight male friend of mine last season, he got really intense about how I should have a crush on Carson Palmer instead.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:16 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i'm gay for jake delhomme

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink

can we get a list of non-gay seahawks players

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

lol no of course not

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:21 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ahahaha i support your friend on this one HS! i mean idk, he is a lot more wooden than peyton so i can understand not being totally charmed by him. i love that his hair matches his team colors. he is so scruffy and big-jawed but in a soft and cuddly way, he would be like dilfer's bear cub

non-gay seahawks:

cankles, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:28 (eleven years ago) Permalink

he would be like dilfer's bear cub
well there's a phrase i will never get out of my mind

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

we need patrin to cook up some fanart of a dilfer/carson yiff-fest

cankles, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink

STOP THINKING ADE!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 17:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Carson Palmer has fuckin' crazy teeth. Every time he calls a play, I imagine he's yellin' TEETH... TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH... TEEEEEEEEETH. TEETH! TEETH TEETH... TEETH!

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 18:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

http://www.carsonpalmer9.com/img/cornhole_classic.jpg

cankles, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

carsonpalmerhotdog.jpg? anyone?

hstencil, Monday, 17 September 2007 05:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

10 months later:
http://ravenstd.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/carsondog.jpg

forksclovetofu, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:27 (ten years ago) Permalink

lolllllllllll what the fuck

cankles, Friday, 18 July 2008 20:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

LOL

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 July 2008 21:06 (ten years ago) Permalink

Like how the mustard "laces" on the dog are meant to make it less phallic, so instead he's eating a ball

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 19 July 2008 05:47 (ten years ago) Permalink

i have no luv 4 palmer now btw

cankles, Saturday, 19 July 2008 06:25 (ten years ago) Permalink

What turned you away?

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 19 July 2008 15:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

love'em and leave'em, that's our cankles

brownie, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 13:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

was it Jim Harbaugh, perhaps, that lead you astray?

brownie, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 13:05 (ten years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

this poor bastard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 8 September 2011 01:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

Carson Palmer has fuckin' crazy teeth. Every time he calls a play, I imagine he's yellin' TEETH... TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH... TEEEEEEEEETH. TEETH! TEETH TEETH... TEETH!
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 6:55 PM (3 years ago)

^this post haunts me because it is absolutely true and is really all i think about when i think about carson palmer

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 September 2011 16:10 (seven years ago) Permalink

i can't believe that they won't deal him, esp after seeing what philly got for kolb

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 September 2011 18:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

cbs should have a camera follow him around during every bengals game and cut to whatever hes doin after every bad andy dalton throw

johnny crunch, Thursday, 8 September 2011 18:47 (seven years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

still love this totally cool bro - the only likable usc QB?

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:23 (seven years ago) Permalink

yes, at least for the time being. matt barkley seems p chill & cool

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 November 2011 19:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

four years pass...

I still love you big man

Hungry4Ass, Monday, 25 January 2016 02:46 (two years ago) Permalink

Once a Bengal, always a Bengal. AZ still might have a shot next year.

earlnash, Monday, 25 January 2016 08:06 (two years ago) Permalink

whole lotta moments of him saying FUUUUUUUUUUUCK on national television last night

ulysses, Monday, 25 January 2016 22:05 (two years ago) Permalink

might be a good time to blame it all on his finger.

Spottie, Monday, 25 January 2016 22:13 (two years ago) Permalink


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