I am Adam Schefter, and I regret going to Michigan.

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I am Adam Schefter, and I regret going to Michigan.

Adam Schefter (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Schefter

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

FINALLY a source for the wiki.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://hosted.ap.org/photos/N/NYR10412170157C-big.jpg

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

I want someone to photoshop Adam Schefter into that now.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

This place is the best place on the internet.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

Publications

Romo: My Life on the Edge Living Dreams and Slaying Dragons, ISBN 0-06-075863-5, with Bill Romanowski and Philip Towle, 2005

Think Like a Champion, ISBN 0-06-662039-2, with Mike Shanahan ,9/1999

TD: Dreams in Motion, ISBN 0-06-019282-8, with Terrell Davis, 9/1998

SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

Also, my relationships with Terrell Davis, Bill Romanowski, and Mike Shanahan were completely sexual in nature.

Adam Schefter (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

"Slaying Dragons"?

xpost LOL!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/schefter.jpg

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

Adam Schefter: Straight-Up Ballin' Your Denver Broncos From Noon Till Night Since 1990-Something

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

THANK YOU THAT IS THE BEST :D

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

YOURE WELCOME IT WAS MY PLEASURE

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

its always fun to avoid my job photoshoping things by photoshopping things

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

I have edited a wiki

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

haaa!

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha awesome!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

Will someone help me try to get the Brandon Arroyo wiki to stick?

c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

He looks so content and at peace w/ himself. It's nice.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

DON'T FUCK WITH BRANDON

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

I JUST WANTED TO GIVE EVIL TWINS BORNE OF TIM MCCARVER THEIR DUE RESPECT.

c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

someone changed back the wiki a little bit ago :(

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

The internet is dead to me.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

Do you guys think we should start a campaign to get that jpg on the NFL Network?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

^^^YES^^^

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

ok how do I shot "Rich Eisen's e-mail address"

I will spend the rest of my work day on this project.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

i renamed the image adam_schefter.jpg and made an adam_schefter.html page on my website so now if we link to it (using different wording, from here and multiple other sites) like:

omg did you here that adam schefter of the nfl network has been named time magazine's person of the year for 2006! its teh best eva!

then at least he'll find it when he googles himself.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

for someone who's on tv he's got wicked shitty gis results - this should be easy.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

ok I love your plan.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

I just like the idea that he actually controls the information age, and that this is because of his relationship with Mike Shanahan, and the reason Al Davis is afraid of him

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

wiki edited

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

link your "fan page" to this page so we can create a moebius in internet-time

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

http://tinyurl.com/2dojg6

in the comments

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

tom - done.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

what are we all doing still at work?

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

i work @ home - not quite friday nite time yet.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

haha shit wrong thread, must be nice for you though.

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

is ok except i have no discipline as you might've guessed

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

jhoshea otm

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

CELTICS Blog?

David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

what what what, who???

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

the g00gl b0m hasn't worked yet but this thread does appear on the third page when u google "adam schefter".

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 28 January 2007 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

ADAM SCHEFTER PART DEUX

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

that blows me away

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

ok what happened to the first page!!! LOL

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

I only disappointed that I can't click thru nu-Schefter to a page where I can order some Men's Recovery Project CDs.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

Page 3 = A++++++++

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

ok we need to start making this a myspace meme somehow to get this up to #1 in google

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

I am campaigning. We can make it happen.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

this is awful, awful news

What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 19:20 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/drudgesiren.GIF

ESPN ANNOUNCES ADDITION OF SCHEFTER ...
He officially will start with ESPN in August, after the expiration of his NFL Network deal. Schefter will appear on SportsCenter, NFL Live, Sunday NFL Countdown, Monday Night Countdown, ESPNEWS, ESPN.com, ESPN Radio, and the various and sundry other ESPN platforms.

DEVELOPING...

hate the players, don't hate the game (daria-g), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:22 (ten years ago) link

lol

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:01 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/statuses/2420456125

Writing a book is the male equivalent of giving birth. My new book, Class of Football, just arrived in mail. About to send link...

and here it is!
SCHEFTERBOOK

CAR CHASE!!!!! (daria-g), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 14:53 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i30.tinypic.com/xmsho5.jpg

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 16:09 (nine years ago) link

why arent you watching the game yo

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:11 (nine years ago) link

^_^

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:13 (nine years ago) link

i am but i'm also doing other things, j0rdan s brought that to my attention xp

the nader of civilization (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:13 (nine years ago) link

k cool, carry on

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:14 (nine years ago) link

so psyched that the schef retweeted me, he finally acknowledged me!!!

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:43 (nine years ago) link

next tell him abt how you stole his identity

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:52 (nine years ago) link

i'm building to that. you can't reveal that kind of info on the first date.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:54 (nine years ago) link

game, respect

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:56 (nine years ago) link

haha awesome. trying to explain why i laugh when he's on tv to other ppl never works.

bnw, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:58 (nine years ago) link

i feel so weird that he's not got 45k twitter followers. he was the random near-faceless dude that i scouted out to make fun of forever...and now he's the MOST RESPECTED NFL JOURNALIST ALIVE. i like to think that schefterblog had its little piece in getting him hired by espn tho. so proud.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 04:00 (nine years ago) link

would make a great musical

The story concerns Adam Schefter, a Michigan graduate who takes speech lessons from professor Allyzay so that he can pass as an NFL correspondent.

brownie, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:11 (nine years ago) link

Dealing with profound issues of identity and regret this stunning masterpiece will have the whole family singing for weeks!

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:18 (nine years ago) link

http://i33.tinypic.com/zkoj5v.jpg

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:59 (nine years ago) link

ha, my one undercover edit to the wiki remains:

He is noted for his on-screen professionalism as well as his ability to get "accurate" inside information.

a random googler, ripe for clowning (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:19 (nine years ago) link

lol

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 21:51 (nine years ago) link

joe ^_^

iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 22:37 (nine years ago) link

lol @ schefter facilitating a tweet war between kerry rhodes & rodney harrison only to have it revealed a week later that the rodney harrison account was fake

iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 September 2009 15:32 (nine years ago) link

http://i34.tinypic.com/jzdzy1.png

rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:46 (nine years ago) link

Adam Schefter
Football Insider

rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:47 (nine years ago) link

The Schef is all over the twitter tonight wondering why people are only just noticing that he was in "The Longest Yard". Some guys just don't realize that they weren't actually famous until like 3 days ago.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:55 (nine years ago) link

i had a nightmare last night that adam schefter had died

johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:18 (nine years ago) link

i would sob uncontrollably for a day if that happened.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:24 (nine years ago) link

i am like balthazar getty to his bill pullman -- he can't die.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:25 (nine years ago) link

i think prob what would need to happen is just you would have to become him

ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:30 (nine years ago) link

yea a schefter-less existence this world wld not allow

johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:32 (nine years ago) link

now that i think abt it theres prob already been a few different adam schfters filling his shoes - would explain his constant omg cant believe people are really buying this smirk

ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:33 (nine years ago) link

dude tweets so damn much, i might have to unfollow him

gucci mane sucks (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 21:19 (nine years ago) link

i know. he gets on tears and then it's like 20 in 5 minutes.

everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 23:29 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

He was on Bill Simmons's podcast yesterday. Bill stifled laughter a few times. They talked about their kids.

Bryan, Thursday, 28 April 2011 08:59 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

from mmqb -- schefter has 4 labradoodles

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 13:05 (seven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

got a parrot named Pretty Face

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2012 18:54 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z8ck6u3rvykgif/original.gif

johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:43 (five years ago) link

no

way

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:44 (five years ago) link

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z5iqfaydaadgif/original.gif

balls, Friday, 6 September 2013 01:33 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 3m
Congratulations to my son's middle-school team, the Vikings, for finishing season 6-0 with great coaching from Keith Fruend and Jeff Butt.

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:30 (five years ago) link

jeff butt

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:37 (five years ago) link

four years pass...

.@AdamSchefter is fired up after another NFL concussion controversy. pic.twitter.com/00GaP8Uw7N

— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) January 8, 2018

k3vin k., Monday, 8 January 2018 22:14 (one year ago) link

damn he never really gets heated like that

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 01:23 (one year ago) link


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