I LOVE NFL DOUCHEBAGS ROSTER: PART I, ED HOCHULI

he's the best ref in the league, seriously. he explains shit as well as anyone, he does a good job, and he's like the only ref who DOESN'T come off as a huge dbag. anyway this is the worst football i've seen all year (both teams), and i watched an oakland game too.

nfl all-dbag team captains: fucken fagets on the giants who keep doing that "ballin" shit

THIRD MONIMATION OF THE DOUCHEBAGS: TOM COUGHLIN

cf. Urlacher getting away with slapping dude after the whistle, fuck this, you know?

can't believe this didn't get a revive last night.
collinsworth's explanations were worthy of a presidential campaign

http://views.washingtonpost.com/theleague/ratetherefs/2008/09/fumbling-the-call.html

That Ref should die slow

POSTED BY: MIGUEL | SEPTEMBER 15, 2008 9:06 AM

collinsworth's explanations were worthy of a punch in his fucking smugass baseball announcer wannabe face. why do they keep letting this guy talk when olbermann and patrick are sitting right there next to him, available and ready for talking??

also just as a general commentary, hochuli isn't looking quite so buff this year. age comes to us all, and makes us saggy. lol @ hochuli's hanging underarm skin.

also, as another general commentary, i cannot bring myself to care at all about this, given the amount of horrible calls that happen every fucking sunday that no one cares about. no accountability! omg but norv turner is angwy so now we should give a shit? ;_;

whatever! i mean jesus you guys were the ones that gave up 500 points prior to that play, get over yourselves.

but i assure you: it would NOT be a norvteam (tm) if they had a defense w/ any sac.

Hochuli has always been the "darling" of the NFL because of his rugged, all-American looks.

dude needs his own fathead

Was Norv supposed to say "hey no worries". It's not like he has a reputation as a firey guy. I think he would have been crucified if he didn't say something.

Also, AFC championship game last year. Just sayin'.

I thought it was peyton who had a sac removed, and the chargers d was just missing two or three ligaments

i noticed that in another big game that ldt was nowhere to be found. seems like he has some a-rod in him. so to speak.

ade still OTM

Norv has every reason to be pissed, but that's why they call 'em "road games"

you guys are absolutely retarded if you read my comment as "norv turner had no right to be irritated over this call" and not "i don't give a shit about this call considering the fact that hochuli makes horrible calls every second he is on a football field, and i don't see why you should, either"

hi tombot are you rooting for the jaguars or what?

I LOVE NFL DOUCHEBAGS ROSTER: PART II, DEION SANDERS

^^^shall i start this thread?

except i mean it. i love him.

I have yet to venture out to a joint what has sunday ticket, for fear of ultra-liver-damage GET, so really no I haven't been exactly rooting for the jags. perhaps if I can watch them play, ever, they will win?

i have to go to the bar to watch the Bills play, and I find that if i start with a bloody mary i end up drinking less! except this season the Bills are all winning and stuff so there are rounds of shots like every quarter. looks like that is not a problem for Jacksonville fans thus far, tho lol.

Jacksonville fans break out their Foot Locker credit cards at halftime.

horseshoe, do you still go to delilah's to watch the game?

yeah! <3 that place.

you guys are absolutely retarded if you read my comment as "norv turner had no right to be irritated over this call" and not "i don't give a shit about this call considering the fact that hochuli makes horrible calls every second he is on a football field, and i don't see why you should, either"

I thought I was agreeing with that, except for hochuli's really not that bad. As a victim of some spectacularly bad calls (Andre Reed vs. Mike Carey 9/2/98 NEVAR FORGET), I'm not sure why Jints fans feel entitled to specific hochuljihad.

In fact, Broncos fans are at least as entitled, which may be why this is the first Broncos game he's officiated in SEVEN YEARS!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=sando_mike&id=3462384

(btw that's 1/2/98 obv but it seemed a little weak without the 9)

....

ok seriously dude what is wrong with you that you think that giants fans feel "entitled" to specifically hate this dude, i was under the impression everyone except for bob costas and a mr. "adrian langston" hated this dude.

can we do douchebags part III: http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=9330

fwiw i don't even remember the giants play being referred to in the top portion of this thread -- i've basically always thought this dude was a whorebaby.

can we do douchebags part III: http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=9330

There's low, and then there's that shit. Note that Pennsylvania is a critical swing state.

[quote]I was about to say ARE YOU GUYS HIGH but then i remembered "giants fans lmbo"

he's the best ref in the league, seriously. he explains shit as well as anyone, he does a good job, and he's like the only ref who DOESN'T come off as a huge dbag. anyway this is the worst football i've seen all year (both teams), and i watched an oakland game too.

nfl all-dbag team captains: fucken fagets on the giants who keep doing that "ballin" shit

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Sunday, November 12, 2006 11:01 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark[/quote]

lol ok i was clearly the one who was high

wtf happened to the quote tags

hochuli to be graded down

[quote]also, as another general commentary, i cannot bring myself to care at all about this, given the amount of horrible calls that happen every fucking sunday that no one cares about. no accountability! omg but norv turner is angwy so now we should give a shit? ;_;

whatever! i mean jesus you guys were the ones that gave up 500 points prior to that play, get over yourselves.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, September 15, 2008 12:48 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark[/quote]

this is also otm though i dont understand why anyone ever cares about blown calls, i mean i guess it sucks if it happens to ur team but still *shrug* ¯\(°_o)/¯

yeah, totally. football outsiders are always bitching about blown calls in their audibles. it's annoying.

blown calls are about 87% of the game is the thing. it's fun to be angry about them when they happen but if yr the type of dude who holds a long-time grudge over ONE CALL (coughcoughseattlefanscough) i mean...don't you have some laundry to do or something? i care when it happens and then immediately forget, unless they're particularly L.O.L.

i can see why coaches bitch about them, i mean their livelihood is riding on the outcome of the games but any fan who has seen more than four games should realize there are at least three blown calls a game, right? who the fuck can bitch about it if you aren't drawing a salary from the nfl in some way?

situations like sea-pit are the only time i will make a special dispensation, just because there's no way you can 'even out' calls blowing a superbowl. but i mean they still lost fair and square tho so w/e!!!

I liked the thing with Cutler after the game. He was like 'I haven't seen it but oh yeah, it was a fumble' very nonchalant.

that is the thing, it is pretty rare that a call is so heinous that it actually costs a team a game, and you can make the argument that even in those situations, no team worth its gatorade should be in a situation where one single bad call would cost them a victory (ie the whole "if the bills were so great, then they shouldn't have been kicking that field goal anyway" argument that my dad loves to use whenever i say "the bills should've won that game").

no team worth its gatorade should be in a situation where one single bad call would cost them a victory

Someone put this on a wood-carved sign for the clubhouse bathroom (to hang next to the Harley calendar).

Even if SD got fucked by Hercules (who I thought was A-OK as a ref, tho I never really noticed anything besides his guns) and malfunctioning replay equipment, they should've, at the very least, been able to stop a 2-point conversion attempt that, from what I could tell, looked EXACTLY LIKE the play that scored the TD. (I think I repeated what's already been said, but fuck it.)

Can't wait for the totally justified Cutler hype to reach Farve levels of fun.

Even if SD got fucked by Hercules (who I thought was A-OK as a ref, tho I never really noticed anything besides his guns) and malfunctioning replay equipment, they should've, at the very least, been able to stop a 2-point conversion attempt that, from what I could tell, looked EXACTLY LIKE the play that scored the TD.

OTM. I can't believe that Hochuli getting "graded down" has been a front page ESPN story for two days now. He's a good ref. It was a bad call. I saw 2 or 3 other calls in Week 2 that were just as bad (though not in similarly game-breaking situations).

idolator is 40000000000000x better than deadspin, i mean deadspin is the worst blog in the entire universe, from their appalling "tee hee ladies can blog about sports too!" friday feature to their odd veiled racism to what a terrible writer will leitch is and now their new editor is just as nonsensical and bad...aggggh. it makes my brain wanna cry blood.

from their appalling "tee hee ladies can blog about sports too!" friday feature

They totally stole that from AOL Funhouse, who (used to?) have ladies vlog (YES VLOG) every single day! EQUAL AMIRITES

lol "vlog"

lol i should start a vlog

in soviet russia ve have vlogs

golic's a good analyst when he wants to be, i didnt see the whole game since it was so ugly but he can drop some knowledge imo

deadspin blows

you guys are making me really glad I don't have tv at my house anymore
and that I have stopped reading anything owned by nick denton

could we have a thread like the one I started on ILG to list the major offenders in sports bloggerdom? I mean at least that way the complaints all stay in one place

take nominations in the postseason, and run a poll that closes super sunday

send the winner an e-mail virus that curses his bloodline forever

i have come to hate bill simmons, if he counts as a sports blogger

i like Bill Simmons. i used to be ambivalent but the more other people dislike him, the more i am moved to embrace him. i don't understand the hate, but then i am in Boston so maybe i wouldn't.

tombot that's what my S&D futbol writing thread was meant for! also to point out to good stuff, but mostly to pile on the awful shit.

I just revived an old piss-and-moan blog thread per Tom's request. I'd prefer to keep the OMG AWESOME accolades far away from the FUCK YOU ASSHOLE complaints, but that's just me.

sounds good; your thread title is better anyway

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/SWSL07_SP.jpg

the ed hochuli workout: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/players/01/10/nfl.workout0116/index.html

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/players/01/10/nfl.workout0116/t1_workout.jpg

"Everything Ed" Message Board:
http://www.nfl85.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=2&sid=23e4e99c4549376400920635def70013

why is that light coming from his buttocks?

Make that pic into a fathead and watch fathead profits soar like an Dawkinsesque eagle.

I can see SD fans being mad about the call, but they still gave up the TD on FOURTH down and then gave up a TWO POINT CONVERSION. Sometimes you got to nut up and just deal, criminy its week two not the AFC title game. You get the Broncos back at home in a few weeks.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/burned-after-ruling-or-no-country-for-golds-gym.html

"Get him, my tiny Darren!"

things blowing me away at this exact moment:

a.) the existence of the "everything ed" messageboard
b.) the overwhelming popularity of said messageboard
c.) http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/riversface.jpg

^OMG @ c).!!!!!!!!!

lol where's his cape

yeah the rivers face in that pretty much makes the whole post

YOU BETTA ASK SOMEBODDDDAAAYYY!!

is riversface a documented condition? like reche eyes?

yeah, it's a terrible condition called douchebaggery.

it actually looks like he's trying for a job as bob's big boy spokesman.

http://michaelwitzel.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bobs-big-boy-statue.jpg

i was thinking more: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/401158444_2173264a14.jpg%3Fv%3D0

bleh, I mean http://liammitchell.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/stay-puff-marshmellow-man-film1.jpg

the stay-phil riversmallow man

Phil Rivers is the best.

like, compared to what and/or who?

He completes me.

He completes my fantasy team... high hopes for stay-phil this year!

good call on the marshmallow man.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61qP7AwHbRL._SL1500_.jpg

cu ed

man this thread is an artefact of another time

Man, what the fuck happened to I Love NFL? This place used to be fun.

i’d say the answer is lack of love for the nfl.

otm

i didn't watch a single game last season or the season before.

i still mod this place, but just for comedic purposes.

NFL’s more popular than ever wtf you drips.

i meant among the ilx posting community bro

cad is bored of winning and i guess snrub never gets tired of losing

and I live in Los Angeles

i stopped watching football

winning rules; if i didn't follow a winning team i'd have been out ages ago. football is a fantastic game that is totally unsafe to play, and the nfl is a shitty institution. i don't love the fact that i still pay attention to it.

ed hochuli was in my dream last night

he was reffing a college game because he missed the action

no idea why i would dream this; i watch even less college football than i do nfl