Hi, I'm Adam Schefter.

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embed plz

SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

wish=command

also omfg. how is that little mick kid not absolutely terrified

(9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

Schefter is the author of two books: Mike Shanahan’s business-motivational book, Think Like a Champion, and Terrell Davis’ autobiography, TD: Dreams in Motion.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

I liked how he was all "Please Tiki Stay In Football" last night, because he wants to keep his job.

SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

I like how it's vaguely confusing to me every time NFL Network inexplicably drags Paul Rudd onto the set and on first glance I'm like, Hey Adam Schefter, lookin' good, lost some weight! Then I'm like no, fuck.

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

btw the initial two posts are the most lol otm things ever said about Adam Schefter.

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

been some hard times for mf doom up there

and what (ooo), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

Not shown: RuBot I trying to twist that kid's nose onto the side of his head.

(9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

Also not shown, Rich + Adam combining in a flurry of 3d animation to form the monstrous and stultifying EISENSCHEFTER

SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

ahahaha god that seriously does sound like the name of a Xenogears boss or something.

(9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

GUYS HE'S ON THE ESPN AS OF TODAY!!!!

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 17 August 2009 23:50 (ten years ago) link

yup!!

geir ham, go (J0rdan S.), Monday, 17 August 2009 23:50 (ten years ago) link

every time he's on screen, they show his "resume" underneath him. sorely lacking the "man of the year" line item.

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:05 (ten years ago) link

u should tell them

ovum if you got 'em (gbx), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:06 (ten years ago) link

gross

am i the only one who is mortified and saddened that he's on espn now

a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:07 (ten years ago) link

i am mortified and saddened that he didn't bring the rest of the nfln with him, and then sent berman et al to the nfln ghetto in exchange.

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 00:10 (ten years ago) link

Adam Schefter seems more like an agent than a reporter imo.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 01:53 (ten years ago) link

heh, you said 'the espn'

i haven't seen adam the schefter on the espn yet tonight, maybe he'll turn up after the game..

daria, actually (daria-g), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 02:42 (ten years ago) link

ten months pass...
three weeks pass...

ariesmoonlight (8/1/2010 at 7:47 PM) Report Violation
saw the bus on I-94 east headed to Detroit

max, Friday, 6 August 2010 01:42 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

http://twitter.com/#!/Adam_Schefter/status/2506180316364800

dude is now just reppin for cookie shops on twitter. outta control with power.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 11 November 2010 00:30 (eight years ago) link

he needs to hang out with peter king and have a swig of latte to go with his cookies.

omar little, Thursday, 11 November 2010 00:31 (eight years ago) link

"Please welcome my new delicious friend to Twitter"

big steve vai fan (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 November 2010 00:31 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

Is the Man Of The Year cover still online somewhere?

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 18 October 2013 05:08 (five years ago) link

http://scoopsnoodle.com/you/adam_schefter/adam_schefter.html

lag∞n, Friday, 18 October 2013 05:25 (five years ago) link

thanks, i went there but was missing the "you" in the url

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 18 October 2013 05:32 (five years ago) link

anything for a fellow schefter fan

lag∞n, Friday, 18 October 2013 05:34 (five years ago) link

nine months pass...

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 July 2014 19:23 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/508585615546675201/photo/1

good taste w/the schef

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 September 2014 14:11 (five years ago) link

ha i saw the schef on tv the other day and said to myself man schef that is a very unbecoming suit

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 September 2014 14:23 (five years ago) link

cause he hadn't gotten his new samuelsohns yet, i hope

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 September 2014 14:37 (five years ago) link

it looked old, he was being enveloped by it

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 September 2014 15:00 (five years ago) link

thats just wrong

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 September 2014 15:04 (five years ago) link

agree suits shd not eat people they r not even alive

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 September 2014 15:07 (five years ago) link

http://i.minus.com/iDfyzQQJlnz94.gif

, Sunday, 7 September 2014 15:09 (five years ago) link

http://youtu.be/tHK34y2-Yww

schef goes a bit off script around 2:25, genuinely pissed at the league and the ravens.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 00:36 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...

this is killing me rn

http://i.imgur.com/2z6wjt8.jpg

gr8080, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:49 (four years ago) link

haha adam what r u doing

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:51 (four years ago) link

G   S
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gr8080, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:54 (four years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 April 2015 19:34 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

wow

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 23 March 2017 15:45 (two years ago) link

thats our boy!

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 March 2017 16:04 (two years ago) link

seven months pass...

I love Scotch, scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 23, 2017

call all destroyer, Monday, 23 October 2017 17:42 (one year ago) link

seems like important content for his wikipedia page

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 October 2017 17:53 (one year ago) link

no idea where else to put this, but this is super sad and i'm very angry right now

Deshaun Watson did tear his ACL, per source. Tests on-site revealed tear. @rapsheet first mentioned this possibility.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 2, 2017

bodak horseman (voodoo chili), Thursday, 2 November 2017 21:06 (one year ago) link


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