"More Diss" - America's favorite Dystopian pastime 2022-2023

(i mean the broncos obv)

Three firsts and three seconds, my lord

this reminds me of the terrible trades I made playing Madden in Franchise Mode where I'd keep trying to undo previous bad decisions

https://deadspin.com/joe-mixon-cincinnati-bengals-nfl-arrest-warrant-gun-1850071052

probably should be a career-ending thing but who knows

Bet the league office is celebrating they don't have to try to justify letting him play in the super bowl

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35609307/aaron-rodgers-decide-future-darkness-retreat

The 39-year-old said last summer that he had taken part in ayahuasca ceremonies that can produce hallucinations similar to the drug dimethyltryptamine (DMT). He said the darkness retreat does not include the use of ayahuasca.

"It's just sitting in isolation, meditation, dealing with your thoughts," Rodgers said. "It stimulates DMT, so there can be some hallucinations in there but it's just kind of sitting in silence, which most of us never do. We rarely even turn our phone off or put the blinds down to sleep in darkness. I'm really looking forward to it."

Rodgers said the retreat will be alone in the confines of a small house in an undisclosed location. He said meals are delivered, but otherwise there is no other contact with the outside world. However, he said he could leave at any point during the stay if he chose to do so.

ok

lol incredibly on brand

what a jack off

Rodgers says he is ‘possibly’ filming his darkness retreat experience.

— Carmen Vitali (@CarmieV) February 14, 2023

how will we see it?

https://www.vfxvoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PIX-1-AN-slides002.jpg

Patrick Mahomes straight up sounds like Kenny Powers https://t.co/FVNiPxqQ3B

— Chris Crowley (@chrisecrowley) February 15, 2023

v accurate

ha yes, i had that revelation the other day

mahomes is a dork but i love when famous athletes are dorks

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35667305/bills-damar-hamlin-says-meant-no-disrespect-jacket

He created a stir on Super Bowl Sunday for wearing a Takashi Murakami "Travis Jesus" stadium jacket during pregame ceremonies and while sitting in NFL commissioner Roger Goodell's box during the game in Glendale, Arizona.

The back of the jacket featured an abstract illustration of Jesus on the cross under the word "ETERNAL." The front featured an abstract depiction of Jesus' face and appears to reference a Bible verse that reads: "Without end or beginning there is no day and no night."

Among the critics were former NFL running back Adrian Peterson, who referred to the jacket as "blasphemy" Monday.

A day later, Peterson wrote in an Instagram post that he has since cleared the air with Hamlin.

"After speaking with Damar, I have an understanding that it didn't come from a place of ill intent," Peterson wrote. "I apologize for offending you, I just felt offended in that moment as a man who loves and respects our Lord and Savior."

this is the dumbest league

https://popculture.com/sports/news/tom-brady-delays-fox-sports-job-pursue-stand-up-comedy/

His last season was kind of a warm-up show

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35760585/warrants-arrest-jalen-carter-ex-georgia-star-nfl-draft-prospect

Former Georgia star Jalen Carter, one of the top prospects in next month's NFL draft, has been charged with reckless driving and racing in connection with a crash that killed a teammate and a recruiting staff member.

The Athens-Clarke County (Georgia) Police Department has issued an arrest warrant, obtained Wednesday by The Associated Press, which alleges Carter was racing his 2021 Jeep Trackhawk against the 2021 Ford Expedition driven by the recruiting staffer, 24-year-old Chandler LeCroy, which led to the Jan. 15 wreck.

The announcement came hours after The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported that Carter was present at the scene of the crash and later provided shifting accounts of the wreck to police.

Devin Willock, who was an offensive lineman for the Bulldogs, and LeCroy were killed in what police initially reported as a single-vehicle accident.

Carter is in Indianapolis at the NFL scouting combine. He had been slated to speak to reporters as part of a previously scheduled media availability, but a league spokesperson later told reporters that Carter would not be speaking Wednesday because he and five other players were still conducting physicals.

LMAO

https://deadspin.com/xfl-quarterback-allegedly-sold-plays-to-opposing-teams-1850190082

ok lol

can't decide if this dude is a hero or a villain

column a, column b

rest in peace, Bud Grant

I find it pretty hilarious to go through some psych native vision quest retreat and come out saying “I WANT to play for the JETs!”

What a F’n weirdo…

I mean the Jets had the last HOF-bound Packer QB on their roster in his waning hours, I guess they want to collect the whole set

jets with rodgers are gonna be good trying not to get my hopes up

also not looking forward to rooting for this asshole if he does come, but he would immediately become a top two signal caller in franchise history and probably not number two

show some respect for ken o’brien

Vinnie Testeverde and Boomer Esiason were a couple of other vets Jets.

both old, tho vinny def spent his best years with the jets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4BKPYiEgGk

Jets signing Lazard, looking at signing Cobb, they already have Hackett, so it very much seems they believe they're gonna land him

the jets have shown interest in marcedes lewis lol

lmao that would probably be a dealbreaker for Rodgers

lazard would actually be a pretty good fit with the jets wr corps. moore and wilson are good but neither is tall!

I find it pretty hilarious to go through some psych native vision quest retreat and come out saying “I WANT to play for the JETs!”

What a F’n weirdo…

Not that weird, he has more than 60 million reasons to sign with them.

what can you say, Rodgers has some interesting takes when it comes to Jets

Enjoy the NY media

oh gosh lol

what can you say, Rodgers has some interesting takes when it comes to Jets

― frogbs, Tuesday, March 14, 2023 1:20 PM bookmarkflaglink

haha!

welp, there he goes

trade still needs to happen, but i think he legitimately will enjoy the ny media. nothing he loves more than "silencing" "doubters" and "clapping" "back" at "critics"

this is the perfect set up for an all time flame out, just need to execute

need something to one-up the butt fumble

i'm sure someone will sign him, but it sure looks like zeke elliott is done as a significant player at age 27

there really ought to be a different salary structure for featured backs

look I know playoff success ain't everything but it's amazing to me that if Jay Cutler hadn't gotten injured during the 2010 NFCCG there's a very good chance Rodgers would have never played in a single Super Bowl. a lot of people are talking about the very obvious Favre/Rodgers parallels right now but I find it kind of amazing that virtually no one I know wanted him to stick around. it wasn't like that with Favre - so many people here were like "I gotta be a Jets fan now".

walk me through how the worm turned with cheeseheads and rodgers

look the Packers were set up insanely well to win multiple SBs after 2010, the fact that they never made it back is a remarkable failure. they should've done what the Chiefs are doing now (I will point out too that Mahomes is 27 now - same as Rodgers was when he won it all). they had one of the greatest offenses in NFL history and still found a way to lose to Eli Manning at home. they picked off Russell Wilson 5 times in an NFCCG and still lost it. yes a lot of this had more to do with McCarthy and the front office's baffling decision to never prioritize WRs, but after a while it became clear that Rodgers just did not deliver in big games. so many of his playoff wins were nailbiters in which he threw for like 250 yards and 2 TDs in the first half and then finished with like...320 yards and 2 TDs. and he lost a bunch of playoff games by just throwing to the same dude over and over again. two years ago Rodgers won MVP but wound up losing to Jimmy flippin' Garrapolol (who didn't throw a single TD!) because he would rather throw to a triple-covered Davante Adams than a wide open Lazard doing cartwheels in the end zone. he was just so fucking weird all the time, not in the Favre "maybe he's just not too bright" way, but like in the Dilbert dude way. he's just so unlikeable as a person. the vaccine thing really did rub a lot of people the wrong way...being an antivaxxer is one thing, but trying to deceive everyone and then whining when you get caught, it's like...come on man

actually I'm pretty sure people knew he was a giant weirdo for a while, at least starting when his brother got on the Bachelorette and it was revealed that Aaron actually cut his entire family out of his life for some reason. then that big SI expose comes out about him and McCarthy featuring all these very specific stories of him being a bad teammate and he just goes "nah, that's all fake" like he's Michael Jackson or something. all good as long as he's playing well right? well, this year he sucked. the one thing he always had was his accuracy and now he was bouncing footballs off defenders' helmets. he even did that thing you'd see with Mark Sanchez where he'd throw deep and it would fake out the cameraman because there would just be no one there. even still every single thing broke Green Bay's way and they actually had an opportunity to make it to the playoffs simply by beating a deflated Lions team with nothing to play for, AT HOME. once again he gets out there and chucks it around like he forgot the entire playbook. they could have salvaged the entire season!!! instead, game on the line, he chucks it deep where it's nothing but Detroit, and his last pass in GB goes down as a season ending interception

anyway, I don't think anyone's really convinced by Jordan Love, but who knows! there's like a 15% chance he's good! but hey, at best what you're getting with Rodgers at this point is another humiliating early playoff exit, so why not roll the dice??

ah yeah makes sense choking increasing weirdness and lack of focus thx

as you point out there were earlier signs that he was a dumbass but i still cant believe that he went on podcasts just to reveal what a dodo he is, and hes still doing lmao he was on a podcast just yesterday whining about the media

he had a real mystique for a while as the smart alt qb lol