COVID Bowl Round 1 - 2022 Wild Card Thread

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Cincy so far controlling the Raiders!

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 22:31 (four months ago) link

lotta cocky Patriots fans talking about how this matchup is a blessing in disguise, as it's again a cold weather match in Buffalo, and they'll clearly win like last time.

55 mph winds last time. it's 8 mph wind right now there. you can throw in that.

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 January 2022 22:37 (four months ago) link

Lotta officiating in this game!

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 00:05 (four months ago) link

31 years

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 January 2022 00:56 (four months ago) link

Glad that bogus roughing the passer call at the end didn’t affect the outcome. Congrats, kitties.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Sunday, 16 January 2022 01:00 (four months ago) link

Really looked like the stars were aligning for the Raiders but not taking the tie and letting fucking Ben Roethlisberger into the playoffs is just too much negative karma to overcome

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 01:05 (four months ago) link

Derek Carr's inability to get the ball snapped prior to time expiring had a lot to do with their plight, why they had one timeout.

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 January 2022 01:06 (four months ago) link

GO BILLS

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 01:06 (four months ago) link

(it makes me nervous when the commentators pick us to win)

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 01:07 (four months ago) link

one of my best friends from high school is picking the Patsies which just about guarantees a Bills win

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 January 2022 01:08 (four months ago) link

(he picked Raiders for the first one)

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 January 2022 01:08 (four months ago) link

big day for zubaz imo

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 January 2022 01:19 (four months ago) link

I own Zubaz guys

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 01:22 (four months ago) link

they make excellent maternity pants

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 01:23 (four months ago) link

Mac is having to try to carry this all by himself.
Would be nice if the rest of the Pats' offense would show up to play.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Sunday, 16 January 2022 01:37 (four months ago) link

bills are out here making plays tell you what

lag∞n, Sunday, 16 January 2022 01:43 (four months ago) link

billllls

johnny crunch, Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:07 (four months ago) link

Motor!

jbn, Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:14 (four months ago) link

Ouch, that had to hurt

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:31 (four months ago) link

Bills and Bungles gonna win playoff games in the same day? The apocalypse is nigh.

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:40 (four months ago) link

Mostly I’m just happy for Joe Pera

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 03:04 (four months ago) link

I picked the Over on this (43). That missed XP might fuck me

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 January 2022 03:09 (four months ago) link

Nevermind :)

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 January 2022 03:39 (four months ago) link

this is the most satisfying game…I’ve ever seen? also sort of feel like I’m making it up in my head.

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 03:41 (four months ago) link

I hate the Bills for obv reasons but there are three AFC teams wetting themselves at this moment

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 January 2022 03:47 (four months ago) link

I wore my zubaz tonight and they worked

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Sunday, 16 January 2022 03:51 (four months ago) link

these kind of playoff games usually aren't fun but this one is awesome

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 03:55 (four months ago) link

thank you very much

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 03:55 (four months ago) link

Probably the most aerial offense in the playoffs

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 January 2022 03:59 (four months ago) link

guuuuuyyyyyyyyys

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 04:10 (four months ago) link

Mitch Trubisky kneeling out the clock in the playoffs...never thought I'd see the day

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 04:11 (four months ago) link

SO HAPPY YOU GUYS

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 04:12 (four months ago) link

well that was a paddlin'

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 January 2022 04:13 (four months ago) link

it does make one wonder how in the fuck the bills lost (9-6!) to jacksonville

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 January 2022 04:21 (four months ago) link

dude the Bills have played like ass so many times this season. Our offensive line seems to have figured something out in the last three weeks.

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 04:22 (four months ago) link

Bills seem like they might be better than people think - all 11 of their wins were by double digits and all but one of their losses was by 7 or less. They have the best point differential in the league.

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 04:27 (four months ago) link

they are really talented on both sides of the ball, but the offense self destructed a bunch of times this season. Defense has been legit all year.

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 04:29 (four months ago) link

they kinda remind me of the Packers when they won it all in 2010, they feel untrustworthy but all the metrics really seem to like them. Pats had the 3rd best point differential, beating them by a zillion is no small deal

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 04:39 (four months ago) link

yeah guess it was just their day

Josh Allen says he was trying to throw the ball away on the first TD throw to Dawson Knox. He got up and started walking back to the huddle after the play with no idea what happened. Said he couldn’t figure out why people were celebrating and had to keep asking about the play.

— Alaina Getzenberg (@agetzenberg) January 16, 2022

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 05:00 (four months ago) link

Bills imo

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 15:43 (four months ago) link

never having played, I always wondered what it was like to be a QB, like, if you get hit or brought down as you throw, how soon do you know *exactly* what happened? obviously the crowd clues you in as to whether you scored/got a big gain as there are levels, but I always felt like I'd start jumping up and down and celebrating a TD and my WR buddies would come over and be like "slow your roll, we only got to the goal line".

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 January 2022 16:28 (four months ago) link

Holy shit has this really never been done

The Buffalo Bills just had the NFL’s first ever perfect offensive game.

No punts. No picks. No fumbles lost. No field goals. All touchdowns on every single drive until the kneel downs.

And they did it against a top five defense.

— Brett Kollmann (@BrettKollmann) January 16, 2022

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 17:52 (four months ago) link

:D

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 18:08 (four months ago) link

Eagles trying to make history in the exact opposite way right now

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 18:55 (four months ago) link

Eagles playing with pants fulla shit rn

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 January 2022 20:04 (four months ago) link

yeah, this is…unfun

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 20:13 (four months ago) link

I wish Tom Brady would quit this tiresome charade of trolling me by continuing to play football. And look younger than he did 10 years ago…

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 20:14 (four months ago) link

feel like we may wait a good while before a 7 seed beats a 2 seed

there are only so many good teams each season

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 January 2022 20:19 (four months ago) link

Don’t forget we also get the Steelers tonight

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 20:28 (four months ago) link

i have not

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 January 2022 20:45 (four months ago) link

Go Rams

Bee OK, Sunday, 30 January 2022 23:38 (three months ago) link

Haven't actively followed pro ball for a few years now, though I kinda wish I'd watched last week's games. We're 50% of the way to the Burrow/Stafford super bowl I'd tune in for, though, so go Rams.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 30 January 2022 23:46 (three months ago) link

no discredit to cincy, kc gave me a real playing w their food vibe that game… from not getting pts at the end of the first half to mahomes holding the ball soo loong several times idk im sure the coverage was good but he needed to not try to make the perfect play and just let his best playmakers make a play… the coaching is def to blame as well

johnny crunch, Sunday, 30 January 2022 23:52 (three months ago) link

Yeah Chiefs final play of the 1st half was some galaxy brain Mike McCarthy shit

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 00:02 (three months ago) link

Burrow was not throwing a pick come on

you're probably right but he sure looked wild and wobbly towards the end of regulation

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 31 January 2022 00:05 (three months ago) link

Stephen A is on one right now

See what I’m saying, @danorlovsky7. This dude Stafford is very difficult to trust man. Why in the hell would he throw that pass. This is what I’m talking about man. He’d better not lose to know damn Porn Star Jimmy!

— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) January 31, 2022

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 00:06 (three months ago) link

you're probably right but he sure looked wild and wobbly towards the end of regulation

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, January 30, 2022 6:05 PM (sixteen seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Burrow is a vibes QB and vibes QBs don’t throw picks in that situation

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 00:07 (three months ago) link

So happy for Cincinnati. I have no real horse in this second race, but SF have my thanks for keeping Green Bay out of this, so let’s go Niners.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 31 January 2022 00:12 (three months ago) link

Deebo god damn

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 00:34 (three months ago) link

Sheesh Stafford had two TDs dropped and had to settle for a missed FG

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 00:49 (three months ago) link

Yeah this game is driving me crazy

Bee OK, Monday, 31 January 2022 00:52 (three months ago) link

Picking up the flag is the right call

Bee OK, Monday, 31 January 2022 00:53 (three months ago) link

Oh shit no Deebo

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 31 January 2022 00:53 (three months ago) link

He’s back already

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 00:58 (three months ago) link

49ers really do have the Rams number

Bee OK, Monday, 31 January 2022 01:42 (three months ago) link

You just know taking that time out is going to be costly

Bee OK, Monday, 31 January 2022 01:51 (three months ago) link

At least I can breathe again

Bee OK, Monday, 31 January 2022 01:55 (three months ago) link

Rams are going to wish they had those time outs

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 January 2022 01:57 (three months ago) link

Why challenge, it's fourth down?

Bee OK, Monday, 31 January 2022 02:05 (three months ago) link

Called that one and now no time outs

Bee OK, Monday, 31 January 2022 02:09 (three months ago) link

Way too conservative

Bee OK, Monday, 31 January 2022 02:14 (three months ago) link

Here we go

Bee OK, Monday, 31 January 2022 02:21 (three months ago) link

appears to be awfully difficult to catch the ball today

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 02:22 (three months ago) link

Kupp

Bee OK, Monday, 31 January 2022 02:25 (three months ago) link

Jimmy G legacy drive incoming

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 02:33 (three months ago) link

i dont like how shanahan respects the troops thats against the spirit of san francisco

lag∞n, Monday, 31 January 2022 02:34 (three months ago) link

my Bengal fan friend got so drunk that he tripped over a glass table, fell backwards, and gashed his nose

can't judge i guess

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 31 January 2022 02:35 (three months ago) link

Jimmy G legacy drive incoming

― frogbs, Sunday, January 30, 2022 9:33 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

welp

lag∞n, Monday, 31 January 2022 02:35 (three months ago) link

oh well, no 1981/1988 rematch.

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 31 January 2022 02:36 (three months ago) link

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Bee OK, Monday, 31 January 2022 02:37 (three months ago) link

lol Niners going out in a blaze of stupid

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 31 January 2022 02:37 (three months ago) link

can't really quibble with either team winning. though obv I'll pull for the team that's never won over the Rams, but that Rams team that won was like 22 years ago

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 31 January 2022 02:38 (three months ago) link

that was one of the weirdest looking game-ending plays I've ever seen

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 02:38 (three months ago) link

so after 50+ years of it never happening, two consecutive Super Bowls played on one of the team's home fields.

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 31 January 2022 02:43 (three months ago) link

Life makes no sense

Bee OK, Monday, 31 January 2022 02:52 (three months ago) link

😀

Bee OK, Monday, 31 January 2022 02:53 (three months ago) link

Happy for Matty Stafford. Will he get a ring? Who knows. But he deserves to play in the Super Bowl at least once before he's done.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 31 January 2022 02:54 (three months ago) link

yeah after years of futility on the Lions I'm happy to see him have a go.

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 31 January 2022 02:55 (three months ago) link

Bengals must have the worst offensive line to ever play in a Super Bowl

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 31 January 2022 02:55 (three months ago) link

The full list of teams to make the Super Bowl with regular-season DVOA below 10% from highest to lowest:

2012 Ravens
1996 Pats
2000 Giants
1993 Bills
2001 Pats
2011 Giants
1987 Skins
2007 Giants
2021 Bengals
2003 Panthers
2008 Cardinals

— Aaron Schatz 🏈 (@FO_ASchatz) January 30, 2022

roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Monday, 31 January 2022 03:10 (three months ago) link

kinda wanted Handsome Jimmy to bungle his way into the Super Bowl but this is good too. Stafford deserves a chance and this team sold out so much to compete now, I like when that's rewarded

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 03:16 (three months ago) link

anyway Bengals O-line vs. Von Miller and Aaron Donald is gonna be fun

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 03:17 (three months ago) link

We did it! Wait I mean they did it

— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) January 31, 2022

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 31 January 2022 03:39 (three months ago) link

On the bright side, we have delayed the deification of Mahomes for a bit.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 31 January 2022 03:44 (three months ago) link

oh god Jimmy G is just Sanchez 2.0

The B.J. Hill interception pic.twitter.com/2ZVcSnJ1YT

— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) January 31, 2022

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 03:48 (three months ago) link

hahaha that's who he looks like! xxp

symsymsym, Monday, 31 January 2022 03:51 (three months ago) link

chiefs turned into the warriors so quickly, everyone is tired of how incredible they are

symsymsym, Monday, 31 January 2022 03:52 (three months ago) link

incredible is good and it's fun to watch. but that doesn't mean non- affiliated fans don't appreciate it when another team rises up and beats the incredible team. that's great fun for the non-affiliated fans, too.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 31 January 2022 04:03 (three months ago) link

Bengals are the first team to draft a QB at No.1 and be in the Super Bowl 2 years later

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 04:08 (three months ago) link

whoa

Oh wow, Brian Flores suing the NFL and NY Giants, alleging racism in hiring. Includes private texts from Bill Belichick https://t.co/4FVAlelLQU

— Alex Weprin (@alexweprin) February 1, 2022

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 21:17 (three months ago) link


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