Guys. GUYS. I found the Michael Scott of college football. pic.twitter.com/NdEvpYFlkg— Laura Albanese (@AlbaneseLaura) September 16, 2020
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 18:54 (three years ago) link
i don't *really* care about college football, but i definitely appreciate Oklahoma and LSU being beaten at home
― mookieproof, Sunday, 27 September 2020 07:38 (three years ago) link
hate this guy
Clemson coach Dabo Swinney: 'On board' with Black Lives Matter messages, but not politics
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link
^ A man torn between his need to recruit Black players and his need to soothe the multi-millionaire alumni who bankroll his program.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link
"i mean i'm okay with black people scoring touchdowns, that's gotta count for something"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:43 (three years ago) link
xp apparently this all started because a 'law enforcement officer' called into dabo's radio show and asked him if he supported 'these people'
anyway he's old school, grew up in alabama, can't be expected to let the coloreds mess up the uniforms or make money or be 'political'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:16 (three years ago) link
totally understandable racist behavior, who could blame him except everyone
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link
SABAN HAS THE RONA
― covidiot wind, blowin every time you lift your mask (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 21:53 (three years ago) link
:-0
― a certain derecho (brownie), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link
hope he's ok, but the SEC's covid attitude has been sickening, and the league deserves a dose of reality
― covidiot wind, blowin every time you lift your mask (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link
LSU/Florida has been postponed until Dec. 12
― Brad C., Wednesday, 14 October 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link
hopefully Alabama's AD recruited another, younger 5-star coach that is ready to take saban's place, and saban will never get another opportunity as he watches his dream slip away, hobbled on the sideline.
― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
cold but fair
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link
UK won at Tennessee for the first time since like 1986 and biggest win by points since like 1932 today.
Kentucky has some more O-linemen that will be playing in the NFL soon.
Alabama will definitely not let Saban transfer without setting out a year.
― earlnash, Saturday, 17 October 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link
Saban's test was apparently a false positive. He's had three negative tests since and we be on the sideline tonight. Cool.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 17 October 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link
He released a statement, "Don't be afraid of covid."
― seven day permanence (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 17 October 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link
everyone who goes into remission should blab to the world “don’t be afraid of cancer!”
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 October 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
aaaaand trevor lawrence has covid
― glengarry gary beers (voodoo chili), Friday, 30 October 2020 01:03 (three years ago) link
btw wtf nebraska
'we're not allowed to catch covid from wisconsin, so please let us catch it from chattanooga'
― mookieproof, Friday, 30 October 2020 01:55 (three years ago) link
Indiana whupped the Wolverines today. Michigan looked slow. Harbaugh might be joining you know who in looking for a new job in January.
Good day all around.
― earlnash, Sunday, 8 November 2020 01:57 (three years ago) link
Indiana's Michael Penix Jr. should start getting some talk as a big QB to watch and like many lefty QBs he's kind of fun to watch. Big thing with him is just not getting hurt again.
― earlnash, Sunday, 8 November 2020 02:00 (three years ago) link
https://wgntv.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2020/11/GettyImages-1284436894.jpg?w=1280&h=720&crop=1
― earlnash, Sunday, 8 November 2020 02:01 (three years ago) link
they shouldn't be playing, but at least it's resulted in michigan and penn state getting fucking smoked
― mookieproof, Sunday, 15 November 2020 03:22 (three years ago) link
They got Michigan State now too...knock wood they can complete the set by beating the Buckeyes next week.
It would figure that IU would have their season of the century in the middle of a plague.
― earlnash, Sunday, 15 November 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link
Just the usual, OSU's d-line and o-line are just ridiculously good. They got backups better than some of IU's starters and they crush them with depth.
That said, IU's got some d-backs that are going to play in the pros. They got some linebackers with speed too. IU's speed in the back really held up pretty good and made some plays against Fields.
IU could not run AT ALL against Ohio State on offense.
Made it game and covered the spread.
― earlnash, Saturday, 21 November 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link
IU being good is fun. Wish they could have pulled off the comeback.
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 November 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link
Penix Jr. should be getting some press. Lefty QBs that like to throw deep are always fun. I don't know how to read QBs to see if they are doing things right or not, so I am curious to hear one of those former NFL backup QBs tear apart his mechanics on TV or radio.
― earlnash, Sunday, 22 November 2020 04:48 (three years ago) link
Dude threw for 491 and 5 Tds with only 1 pick in the Big House against the Buckeyes. That's a heck of a day.
IU can't let down against Maryland next week looking ahead to Wisconsin, plague notwithstanding. Weird times...
― earlnash, Sunday, 22 November 2020 04:52 (three years ago) link
lol fuck michigan
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 November 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link
:(
― la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Sunday, 29 November 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
The continuing humiliation of Harbaugh is a thing of beauty. The continuing monopoly that Alabama, Clemson and Ohio State have on recruiting the lion's share of five-star players out of high school will ultimately destroy big time college football. Which could be a very good thing.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Sunday, 29 November 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
That is why we need that scrappy underdog ND to take them down this year.
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2020 05:16 (three years ago) link
SOURCE: Michigan-OhioState is getting canceled.— Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) December 8, 2020
too bad; guess we'll never know if ohio state could have covered the 30-point spread
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link
Ohio State needs to schedule someone to be eligible for the big 10 championship game.
― we can dance forever at covideotheque (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
ffs
Sources: Big Ten expected to change rule requiring football teams to play 6 games to make conference title game
northwestern vs indiana would have been genuinely interesting, too
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
Hopefully Northwestern just wins
― we can dance forever at covideotheque (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link
If Ryan Day ends up like John Cooper or Earle Bruce, that is exactly what will happen.
― earlnash, Friday, 11 December 2020 01:13 (three years ago) link
I hated Ohio State football/basketball fans, they were such total d1cks. Despised working in restaurant/bars weekends when they played in Bloomington in college.
― earlnash, Friday, 11 December 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link
can attest to OSU fans
― a certain derecho (brownie), Friday, 11 December 2020 01:18 (three years ago) link
at least brian kelly won't have to boycott the rose bowl u_u
― mookieproof, Saturday, 19 December 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link
oh hell yeah
A massive brawl broke out at the end of the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl between Tulsa and Mississippi State. pic.twitter.com/zfaq912SWU— ESPN (@espn) December 31, 2020
― k3vin k., Thursday, 31 December 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link
oh hell yeah🐦[A massive brawl broke out at the end of the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl between Tulsa and Mississippi State. pic.twitter.com/zfaq912SWU🕸— ESPN (@espn) December 31, 2020🕸]🐦
― Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 31 December 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SGYxjQ7.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 1 January 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link
Some of these guys on bama are just amazing. Have never seen someone do the hurdle and stay on their feet.
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 January 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link
We are clearly very weak on the outside
Will need 3 more of those long TD drives to have a chance
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 January 2021 22:52 (three years ago) link
(we have no chance)
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 January 2021 22:53 (three years ago) link
classic 17 pt loss. Clemson or Ohio State will lose by 18, but we will still ask ourselves if ND belongs.
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 2 January 2021 00:37 (three years ago) link
backdoor 17 points, come on
― shabbat bloody shabbat (voodoo chili), Saturday, 2 January 2021 00:41 (three years ago) link
Or we will label the points as different kinds of points
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 2 January 2021 01:06 (three years ago) link
The OL seems to be good at pass pro. Alabama OL was supposed to be good too, however.
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 January 2024 17:32 (four months ago) link
I’d say Washington’s path to victory is probably no different than TCU last year- Michigan makes a boodle of mistakes and QB/team has game of their lives.
― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 5 January 2024 05:00 (three months ago) link
washington settling for a FG from inside the 10 on its first drive feels like a death knell to me
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 01:19 (three months ago) link
^^^
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 01:20 (three months ago) link
welp
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 01:40 (three months ago) link
i thought harbaugh let washington hang around a bit when michigan should have been ending it...
mccarthy has looked shaky to put it mildly
but still every drive feels like an uphill climb for washington
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 02:40 (three months ago) link
would imagine the number of chances washington has to flip this game are dwindling…
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 03:11 (three months ago) link
well that woulda possibly done it but noooo
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 03:41 (three months ago) link
hard to swallow that holding call when every completion replay features a Michigan OL with a handful of jersey
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 03:44 (three months ago) link
Penix and WRs just didn't do it tonight, though
Washington's punter and right tackle are awful
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 03:56 (three months ago) link
Can't handle JJ's Gino Torretta smiles
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 03:57 (three months ago) link
we'll find out how they cheated soon enough
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 04:11 (three months ago) link
Jim thinks of himself as a storyteller, really
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 04:12 (three months ago) link
voodoo <3
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 04:23 (three months ago) link
this is pretty great, not gonna lie
― kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 15:20 (three months ago) link
With a hard work ethic Inshallah the U of M will return to its glory days.— Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (@Ahmadinejad1956) October 16, 2018
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 19:08 (three months ago) link
imo Michigan has no chance in the next game against "Mr. Dream"
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 19:27 (three months ago) link
Nick Saban is retiring, according to ESPN
― Brad C., Wednesday, 10 January 2024 23:33 (three months ago) link
Definite changing of the guard with Carroll stepping down and more than likely Bill B. Leaving at NE.
― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Wednesday, 10 January 2024 23:39 (three months ago) link
not sure carroll 'stepped down' so much as he was pushed
anyway good for saban getting out at 72; perhaps he should run for president as the youthful option
― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 January 2024 00:26 (three months ago) link
Tommy Rees was a plant, sent to annoy Saban into retirement.
― the loan of Kerr's big ass (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 January 2024 04:05 (three months ago) link
just learned that sports illustrated's 2023 sportsperson of the year was . . . deion sanders, coach of a college football team that finished 4-8 overall and last in the pac-12 at 1-8
a publication/brand that deserves to die, because wtaf
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 February 2024 03:23 (three months ago) link
the selection was made by AI
― symsymsym, Friday, 2 February 2024 07:01 (three months ago) link