2019 NCAA Football thread : "Do More."

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Streaming the auburn vs a&m game and just saw a commercial for a place called "Zaxby's." There was a plate of fried chicken, slaw, and a 3-slice-thick slice of bread. To my amazement, the tv hands then tucked a giant egg roll onto the plate.

Frommulus

holding call on a touchback. the fix is in.

it's the hurty up offense

Absurd homer spot

UGA was better. Our OL will have some rough tape to look at.

Zaxby's is an entirely mediocre chain that Southerners swear by because of the unique "Zaxby's Sauce." The eggroll may seem a strange addition, but it's purely a different vehicle to deliver sauce to the customer's mouth hole.

pitt panthers tho

Thank you, JF. Even my Texas friend couldn't tell me what was up. Just said that it's "really southern. Not really a Texas thing."

xp lol ucf

JF explaining Zaxby's is an example of ilx at its finest.

lol true

fwiw the closest I can get to describing "Zaxby's Sauce" is to imagine ketchup and mustard mixed together with an obscene amount of black pepper added.

Ahh, the internet says it's ketchup, mayo, worcestershire, garlic, and black pepper. Whatever it is, it ain't much to write home about.

it always starts with ketchup and mayo

anyone watching ucla vs wash state???

this is what usc utah looked like it could be

Oh shit

ucla scored 50 2nd half points for the comeback win

insane

: O

End of the Ole Miss/Cal was sufficiently wacky if you did not see it on TV. Ole' Miss made this amazing catch to have a shot to win it and then ran the ball with no timeouts and Andy Reid can tell you how that turned out. Had a shot.

army is 3-1 (and pretty damn close to 4-0)

they are 8-for-22 for 194 yards with two touchdowns, one pick and five sacks when trying to throw the ball. in four games

sufjan and voodoo fite

we are cursed in ann arbor

and ian book is bad now

good opportunity for a tears in rain monologue from brian kelly.

golden gophers still undefeated. how nice for them.

I'm pinching myself

yikes ND

Lyn Bowden Jr. has been really amazing playing QB moving from WR for UK. Losing their starting QB in game 3 and then their backup a game and a half later, pretty much led them to doing their wildcat package as the offense. It has worked pretty well and Bowden has been playing out of his mind.

I'm sure some NFL scouts are going to look at these tapes and figure Bowden could be a nice weapon for some of these NFL matchup passing games.

IU is now 6-2 and bowl eligible this early in the season for the first time in probably a couple decades with their first win ever against Nebraska. It would be pretty hilarious for Harbaugh to get some reprise by beating ND to only turn around and lose to Indiana.

would be sweeter than the red sauce on a Greek's pizza

i want to forget college football exists now, but the damn ALGORITHMS won't allow it.

Your team's authentic replica jerseys, logo-encrusted memorabilia & tchotchkes suitable for giving as gifts, all for sale. Best prices! Everything must go!

Holy shit that Minnesota win was good tv

Go Golden Gophers!

minn over penn was a very happy win

tide getting rolled

Damn, onside kick time.

LSU/Alabama was game of the year for me so far.

Ed Orgeron has the best sounding voice in all of American sport. They should get him to do the voice of a frog in a cartoon.

I do kinda like the whole "we finally made it mama" aspect of college sports when one team finally gets over on another or wins the big game.

You see it in the players all the time, but not as much in the coaches as your pro coaches are either corporate stooges or so cutthroat, they got bodies buried all over NJ swamps.

I would buy Ed Orgeron audiobooks in a heartbeat

Ed Orgeron has the best sounding voice in all of American sport

― earlnash, Sunday, November 10, 2019 10:06 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

fixed for you

evan and jaron
evan or jaron
edward or jaron
edward or geron

Audbile.com (tm) presents:

ED ORGERON READING THE STORY OF O.

This thought made me chuckle.

already hyped for the Gophers/Hawkeyes if we can get this win we are set up pretty good

"we"

Fire Saban.

tough gophers loss

poor tua

nothing quite like MAC and Sunbelt also-rans doing battle in the mobile alabama/GMAC/go daddy/dollar general/lendingtree bowl on a random monday night in january

It was dumb of the NCAA to schedule the championship game so late, right after divisional weekend, the most exciting weekend of NFL football

Joe Brady in the box with a headset, looks like he should be a dude in a madden tournament

I'm picking the Tigers to win.

this whole game is one big zaxby's commercial

with a fanboat drive-thru

this game, if late, is still very good

James Skalski could be called for targeting while standing still

this LSU team is one we're gonna remember forever.

jamarr chase is just a sophomore, jeez. my chief rooting interest is for him to get to 300 yds.

head ref has david byrne vibes

like this is his first game, and he'll go home to journal about how profoundly strange american football is

enjoying this new trend of 'sure, our coach is a racist abuser, but look at all the money we saved by making him take a paycut'

"I don't think we can take this away from our players, take this away from our state and our country," Orgeron said. "We need football. Football is the lifeblood of our country."

It's definitely the life blood of his bank account.

https://www.si.com/college/bostoncollege/football/betting-odds-on-college-football-return

His bank account is going to take a hit, I assume.

washington state is apparently cutting players who signed *or retweeted* the pac-12 players list of demands. amazing

Am told multiple other #WSU players who shared the "#WeAreUnited" graphics have been released from the team, as well. https://t.co/OA0Hg3aroo

— Theo Lawson (@TheoLawson_SR) August 2, 2020

Among complaints from Colorado State athletes staffers: Coaches have told players not to report COVID-19 symptoms, threatened players with reduced playing time if they quarantine and claim CSU is altering contact tracing reports to keep players practicing https://t.co/OMjaq7GFsK

— Kevin Lytle (@Kevin_Lytle) August 4, 2020