2016-17 divisional rd

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Osweiler dropping back for 5 seconds then hitting his own guy in the knees at the line of scrimmage is pretty much Houston's offense in a nutshell

frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:00 (seven years ago) link

his slow reaction is a killer. the ball has to come out quick on that play, if there's nothing available, you gotta anticipate the pressure, move around, try to extend the play. i know he ain't the most mobile dude in the world but as soon as 3 seconds passed it was p obvious he was gonna fuck it up

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:02 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile Brady has 171 yards on 9 completions

frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:04 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/BenVolin/status/820465940525682688

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:06 (seven years ago) link

man killer of a missed tackle there

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:07 (seven years ago) link

Yeah watching Brock its nuts this guy got a big offseason contract, dude plays so much like a backup and I'd be shocked if hes still a starter in 2 years

frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:09 (seven years ago) link

welllllllllll there it is

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:09 (seven years ago) link

i am just getting up to speed with this game but brady has dropped some goddamn dimes in the past few minutes

call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:09 (seven years ago) link

love the halftime adjustments baby!

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:10 (seven years ago) link

are "halftime adjustments" basically belichick yelling DO YOUR JOB at guys?

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link

sometimes he forgets to yell it before the game

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link

yeah it was inevitable really. if Houston thought it was gonna be able to shut out NE the rest of the game and eventually squeeze out a TD, well, they strategized poorly

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link

Yeah houston offense gonna have to figure something out quick or theyre gonna lose by 25

frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:12 (seven years ago) link

prediction of next series:

1st down: 4 yard pass in flat
2nd down: run for 3 yards
3rd down: Brock throws ball off of Patriot defender's hands

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:12 (seven years ago) link

heheheh i knew it was only a matter of time before someone mentioned 'patriots day'
assumed wahlberg basically made the movie for pats to show at team movie night, i'm surprised they didn't go yet

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:13 (seven years ago) link

haha that's the biggest gain of the game for the Texans

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:13 (seven years ago) link

kills me that MIller has been doing his job and creating manageable situations for Brockfarmer only for him to fuck it away

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:14 (seven years ago) link

ladies and gentleman, Mr......

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:15 (seven years ago) link

oops

call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:15 (seven years ago) link

do they have any WRs that played QB in college, might be worth a try

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:15 (seven years ago) link

if not, maybe still worth trying them out

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:16 (seven years ago) link

cld feel that one coming

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:17 (seven years ago) link

watch osswilrz throwing motion in slomo is p lol

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:20 (seven years ago) link

staring at his intended target like a stalker, easy to jump that route

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:21 (seven years ago) link

watch osswilrz throwing motion in slomo is p lol

― lag∞n, Saturday, January 14, 2017 10:20 PM (fifty-eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that is not the most beautiful or classic of motions is it

call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:21 (seven years ago) link

Receiving Under the Influence, on Floyd

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:21 (seven years ago) link

funny thing is that was one of Brock's quicker deliveries this game, which says a lot

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:22 (seven years ago) link

lol did Edelman just say "fuckin shit"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:22 (seven years ago) link

pretty much every pats game you can hear jules yell something like that loud and clear on the broadcast

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:25 (seven years ago) link

nothing's topping that Steeler guy shrieking and saying "goodness gracious" tho

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:26 (seven years ago) link

nice drop Fedorabitch

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:26 (seven years ago) link

feel like a Texans TD would take 20 minutes at this point

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:27 (seven years ago) link

gee more underneath shit

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:28 (seven years ago) link

lolol second biggest gain of the game for the Texans = Oswaddler skipping down the field

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:30 (seven years ago) link

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:33 (seven years ago) link

that wasn't a fuckin fumble

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:34 (seven years ago) link

lol who let pete morelli within 100 miles of a playoff game

call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:35 (seven years ago) link

Yeah theres no way

frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:35 (seven years ago) link

if that had been a fumble, would the illegal substitution have negated the turnover, or would it have just been deducted from the return.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:36 (seven years ago) link

like seems to me having more than 11 ppl on the field during a turnover return should be more than just a 'ok we'll take yardage back' but it was obv cos everybody though tthe play was dead

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:36 (seven years ago) link

phew omg

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:37 (seven years ago) link

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3eo9wj1jz1qbaywxo1_400.gif

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:38 (seven years ago) link

God way to suck

frogbs, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:38 (seven years ago) link

brutal

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:39 (seven years ago) link

I mean yr QB finally stops doing his impression of fuckin' Bubby Brister out there and you hot potato the ball in the endzone, brilliant guys.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:39 (seven years ago) link

I'd say the Texans passing issues are a bit more than the Qb. Two big drops on that series.

earlnash, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:40 (seven years ago) link

ok what even is this game

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:41 (seven years ago) link

ugh brady

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:41 (seven years ago) link

xpost yeah on that drive it definitely wasn't Brock. prior to that series, it was mostly him. but that drop in the end zone was criminal

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:41 (seven years ago) link

lolz @ brett favre postseason INT record

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 15 January 2017 03:42 (seven years ago) link


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