2016-17 NFL WEEK 16 “It’s not a lot of secrets. It’s just technical expertise and a lot of butt kicking. And smiling in the face of adversity."

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THURSDAY
Giants vs Eagles

SATURDAY
Dolphins at Bills
Jets at Patriots
Titans at Jaguars
Vikings at Packers
Chargers at Browns
Washington at Bears
Falcons at Panthers
Colts at Raiders
Buccaneers at Saints
Cardinals at Seahawks
49ers at Rams
Bengals at Texans

SUNDAY
Ravens at Steelers
Broncos at Chiefs

MONDAY
Lions at Cowboys

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Thursday, 22 December 2016 03:10 (two years ago) Permalink

can't the Ravens and Steelers both lose

Neanderthal, Thursday, 22 December 2016 03:13 (two years ago) Permalink

Colts at Raiders - this is kind of interesting, colts appear to be resurgent but am hoping this game reveals it as fake
i guess broncos/chiefs lions/cowboys are the other good games.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 December 2016 03:47 (two years ago) Permalink

@SiriusXMNFL
BREAKING: The NFL will have a spring league starting in the spring of 2017, structured around four squads of veteran free agent players

pretty sure they're just doing this to fuck with Tebow's head

i can't think of any other reasons, anyway

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 December 2016 22:32 (two years ago) Permalink

this is the kind of game the championship winning coughlin sides would've lost so i am taking their inevitable come back victory here as a positive

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 December 2016 03:37 (two years ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0VPWfsUkAErTf2.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 23 December 2016 03:48 (two years ago) Permalink

he's a christmas miracle

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 December 2016 03:49 (two years ago) Permalink

this spring league sounds v bad. there are going to be some real scrubs filling out these rosters. not worried about oversaturation tho because no one will gave a shit.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 December 2016 03:55 (two years ago) Permalink

wonderful

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 December 2016 04:34 (two years ago) Permalink

bryce petty is good...at getting sacked and throwing picks. BLAM

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 24 December 2016 18:16 (two years ago) Permalink

classic matt lengel td

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 24 December 2016 19:05 (two years ago) Permalink

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 24 December 2016 19:20 (two years ago) Permalink

this game lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 December 2016 19:21 (two years ago) Permalink

browns with a halftime lead!

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 December 2016 19:45 (two years ago) Permalink

Go Browns!

Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 December 2016 20:04 (two years ago) Permalink

ALSO FINS

Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 December 2016 20:04 (two years ago) Permalink

"false start, everyone on the offensive line but the center"

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 24 December 2016 20:06 (two years ago) Permalink

Rodgers-Nelson hookup sets Packers' TD mark

rip prince

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 December 2016 20:49 (two years ago) Permalink

Browns!

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 24 December 2016 21:01 (two years ago) Permalink

lol rex

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 December 2016 21:06 (two years ago) Permalink

cleveland did it in style

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 24 December 2016 21:17 (two years ago) Permalink

'08 lions breaking out the champagne

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 December 2016 21:21 (two years ago) Permalink

I predict Johnny Football will be robbed of his rightful share of credit.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 24 December 2016 21:35 (two years ago) Permalink

Rex Ryan punting for the tie--right after it says on screen that the bills would be eliminated with a tie!

I wonder which desperate team is going to hire him as a defensive coordinator next year.

altony rightano (voodoo chili), Saturday, 24 December 2016 21:41 (two years ago) Permalink

folks--the miami dolphins

J0rdan S., Saturday, 24 December 2016 22:05 (two years ago) Permalink

this vikings shit is p incredible. zimmer gameplanned to have xavier rhodes shadow jordy nelson but the vikes dbs decided to just ignore zimmer...and then got totally burned by nelson. can't remember hearing anything like that before, not anything so blatant.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 24 December 2016 23:10 (two years ago) Permalink

Please let Carr be ok.

DJI, Saturday, 24 December 2016 23:36 (two years ago) Permalink

If I'm the 49ers owner, I'm calling up Chip Kelly right now during the two-minute warning and telling him that if he scores a touchdown here and the Niners win, I'm firing everybody.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 25 December 2016 00:21 (two years ago) Permalink

Wow. Browns win AND still get first pick! It's a Christmas miracle!

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 25 December 2016 00:44 (two years ago) Permalink

Maaaaan that is fucked. Don't do Oak like that football gods

Neanderthal, Sunday, 25 December 2016 00:51 (two years ago) Permalink

Lol Rex Ryan is still whining about the timeout that was clearly signaled after the snap

Neanderthal, Sunday, 25 December 2016 00:51 (two years ago) Permalink

so glad to see rex go out as as much of a clown as possible. i hope he just disappears.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 25 December 2016 01:19 (two years ago) Permalink

is there really any other team he could hoodwink into being a head coach after this stint? should just settle in as a coordinator at this point.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 25 December 2016 01:34 (two years ago) Permalink

i demand that he return to the jets

mookieproof, Sunday, 25 December 2016 02:04 (two years ago) Permalink

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE CLEVELAND BROWNS

marcos, Sunday, 25 December 2016 02:10 (two years ago) Permalink

randy bullock 5th column

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 25 December 2016 04:09 (two years ago) Permalink

might be nice if this game were on television

mookieproof, Sunday, 25 December 2016 22:24 (two years ago) Permalink

Thursday Night Football on Sunday

Neanderthal, Sunday, 25 December 2016 23:19 (two years ago) Permalink

wow Steelers taking charge

rip van wanko, Monday, 26 December 2016 00:01 (two years ago) Permalink

Thursday Night Football on Sunday

― Neanderthal, Sunday, December 25, 2016 6:19 PM (forty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the chicken fried chicken of sports broadcasts

lag∞n, Monday, 26 December 2016 00:04 (two years ago) Permalink

damn great run jusczyk

johnny crunch, Monday, 26 December 2016 00:17 (two years ago) Permalink

quite a finish

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 26 December 2016 00:27 (two years ago) Permalink

suck it ravens

mookieproof, Monday, 26 December 2016 00:39 (two years ago) Permalink

steelers, pats, raiders, texans win their divisions, cheifs are one wild card and fins or broncos the other. broncos in if they win out. if they win today then last games will be the 2 wildcard contenders vs 2 #1 seed contenders.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 26 December 2016 00:42 (two years ago) Permalink

wow p cool

lag∞n, Monday, 26 December 2016 00:54 (two years ago) Permalink

I am the biggest Chiefs fan tonight.

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 01:11 (two years ago) Permalink

texans point differential: -42

mookieproof, Monday, 26 December 2016 01:19 (two years ago) Permalink

Savage era, it's a new day!

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 01:21 (two years ago) Permalink

thinking about getting into the zip neck sweater w/ buttondown game like al and cris

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 26 December 2016 01:27 (two years ago) Permalink

give it to Christian Okoye

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 02:11 (two years ago) Permalink

did Denver have a rough flight or something

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 02:12 (two years ago) Permalink

Looking back at it, it is amazing that the Chargers were as good as they were in 2006 with Rivers as a first year starter. Everything went totally south in the playoff game against NE and that was the end of that even though they went 14-2.

earlnash, Monday, 26 December 2016 02:12 (two years ago) Permalink

had dude just batted that ball into the turf, coulda changed everything that year

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 02:14 (two years ago) Permalink

no defenses averaging less than 300 yards surrendered this year. huh.

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 02:27 (two years ago) Permalink

per game obv

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 02:28 (two years ago) Permalink

Denver getting nickle and dimed to death when they're not giving up 40 yard gains on vanilla plays

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 02:28 (two years ago) Permalink

Kansas City doing its best to let Denver claw back into this one.

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 03:06 (two years ago) Permalink

that was an....interesting fake.

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 03:10 (two years ago) Permalink

like I get why you wouldn't wanna miss and give it to them at the 42 but like did you really think McManus was gonna outrun 4-5 motherfuckers

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 03:15 (two years ago) Permalink

Hahahahahahahah you guys that play

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 04:46 (two years ago) Permalink

I am dying

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 04:46 (two years ago) Permalink

it was a treat. such a dagger. brutal finish to the season for denver

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 26 December 2016 04:48 (two years ago) Permalink

I cannot believe my Fins are playoff bound. Wow.

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 04:49 (two years ago) Permalink

Also Denver getting Romo would be such an Elway move but even he ain't that dumb

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 04:50 (two years ago) Permalink

i guess you get the steelers instead of the houston bye tho

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 26 December 2016 04:56 (two years ago) Permalink

Yea probably.

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 04:57 (two years ago) Permalink

KC's wideouts are still really bad. Smith hit them a few times right in the numbers only to get dropped.

earlnash, Monday, 26 December 2016 18:18 (two years ago) Permalink

Pittsburgh seems to me the only club with a shot of having with NE.

earlnash, Monday, 26 December 2016 18:20 (two years ago) Permalink

Hanging...

earlnash, Monday, 26 December 2016 18:20 (two years ago) Permalink

We'll see. NE really hasn't been tested much this year. I'm not convinced they're super prepared for playoff-level football.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 26 December 2016 18:29 (two years ago) Permalink

home field advantage obvs huge, agree pitt is the real threat

lag∞n, Monday, 26 December 2016 18:44 (two years ago) Permalink

pittsburgh has looked like a totally different (not as good) team on the road

Mordy, Monday, 26 December 2016 18:46 (two years ago) Permalink

feel like the steelers are capable of scoring 30 against new england while giving up 50

mookieproof, Monday, 26 December 2016 18:51 (two years ago) Permalink

IMO the real threats to New England are (unfortunately) in the NFC, including Atlanta- their offense is one of the best modern offenses of all-time, statistically speaking (according to this thingy I read today). but it's a matter of them getting there obv, and in one piece, cos their defense doesn't scare anybody so anybody missing on O could turn things (in fact, same article pointed out that there isn't an elite defense in the playoffs of the current entrants).

Kansas City seems to always enjoy relying on their tight ends year in and out to do all the lifting at receiver. the drops last night were ridiculous (though technically, Harris had the one in the end zone and he's a TE). I don't really see Kansas City pulling off what they did at Denver last night, cos Denver was unusually porous and allowed big gains on vanilla plays. plus Denver was still somewhat in the game at halftime despite their offense looking like dogshit. Kansas City looks a lot more like the teams that were getting into the playoffs in like, 2003, which isn't a good thing for them.

IMO they should let Carr play in a motorized scooter to make things fair.

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 18:55 (two years ago) Permalink

KC defense + special teams are much more impressive than their offense

Mordy, Monday, 26 December 2016 18:57 (two years ago) Permalink

also re: being tested, New England did have the second weakest strength of schedule in the league (second only to my Dolphins, lolz), and it's strength of victory is the second weakest among the current playoff entrants (again, second to my Fins). Not that I put a huge amount of stock in that - you can only beat who you play, they've been dominant in those wins (unlike Miami), and it's not like they don't have 15 years of proof that they're always a threat in the playoffs.

but, like Miami, the only playoff team they've beat this year is Pittsburgh, as they lost to the only other one they faced (Seattle). still not seeing who would be the obvious team to take them out in the AFC, as pointed out above, Pittsburgh is inconsistent as hell and obv Oakland is a diff team without Carr (tho who knows!).

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 19:02 (two years ago) Permalink

wld feel a lot better if gronk was still alive

lag∞n, Monday, 26 December 2016 19:06 (two years ago) Permalink

maybe Aaron Hernandez can get a furlough

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 19:15 (two years ago) Permalink

probably some other drunk drivers or murderers they can sign

mookieproof, Monday, 26 December 2016 19:17 (two years ago) Permalink

or rapists

lag∞n, Monday, 26 December 2016 19:21 (two years ago) Permalink

Poe's td pass yesterday makes him the heaviest player to throw a TD all-time

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 December 2016 19:24 (two years ago) Permalink

if new england lose it will be to a defense not an offense, it always is. not worried about pburgh; atlanta superbowl would be a dream. giants superbowl is the nightmare obv. in the afc the chiefs are the only good defense. not that long ago kcc wrecked ne, back in 2014.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 26 December 2016 20:36 (two years ago) Permalink

tony romo is making plays with his feet

dak prescott is making plays with his feet

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 03:40 (two years ago) Permalink

cowboys punter just fucking leveled a dude, respect

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 04:16 (two years ago) Permalink

thank u cowboys

washington still makes the playoffs if we beat NYG next week

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 04:37 (two years ago) Permalink

and if not the Packers clinch a spot which is........not the position I thought they'd be in come Week 17

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 13:40 (two years ago) Permalink

Ryan fired. lol

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 17:24 (two years ago) Permalink

no surprise obviously but ouch @ the timing of this, what's the point of firing a coach with one game to go

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 17:27 (two years ago) Permalink

it's more "fuck you, you had ten men on the field when Ajayi won the game moments after you punted with less than a minute to go when a tie would have eliminated you" from the owner IMO

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 17:28 (two years ago) Permalink

reasonable

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 17:31 (two years ago) Permalink

yeah I guess if any coach deserves a grand "fuck you" gesture it's Rex

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 17:33 (two years ago) Permalink

shdve had belichick make the call tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 17:36 (two years ago) Permalink

sic semper rex

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 17:39 (two years ago) Permalink

Rex Ryan - defensive coordinator for the Bears. Seems a very neoptism friendly McCaskey hire.

earlnash, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 18:11 (two years ago) Permalink

no surprise obviously but ouch @ the timing of this, what's the point of firing a coach with one game to go

apparently because rex wanted to play tyrod taylor in a meaningless game against his hated jets this week, and ownership didn't want to risk taylor getting hurt

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 20:46 (two years ago) Permalink

ha his pettiness got him fired

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 22:16 (two years ago) Permalink

his pettiness over getting fired got him fired

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 22:17 (two years ago) Permalink

i guess cowboys are sitting their starters and they're starting mark sanchez instead of romo. they claim it's bc they don't want to risk injuring romo behind the 2nd team o-line but i wonder if teams will be shy about signing him for next year if they see him sit. like maybe he's still not healthy?

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:13 (two years ago) Permalink

i really enjoy tampa's playoff scenario:

TB beats CAR at home
DET beats GB at home
WAS ties NYFG at home
SF beats SEA at home
DAL wins at PHI
TEN beats HOU at home
IND beats JAX at home

i wasn't expecting two AFC games to matter (due to TB vs GB strength of schedule). it's not even *that* far-fetched except for the tie and the niners beating seattle

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 December 2016 19:04 (two years ago) Permalink


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