Bump this thread when an NFL player retires before he is 31

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ulysses, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

Jon Beason out _at_ 31.

De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Monday, 13 June 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...
three years pass...

and gronk!

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 02:28 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

he was beautiful to watch play, i hope the game didn't fuck him up too badly.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link

good for him. I really liked watching him play too but yeah I'm glad he's out

frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

technically not, but effectively so

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

you can't fire me because I quit

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 12:51 (three years ago) link

he's absolutely gonna try to land on the Cowboys or Raiders or something next year

frogbs, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 13:29 (three years ago) link

T.O. comeback at age 46?

earlnash, Thursday, 23 July 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

TAMPA, Fla. -- In a shocking move, Buccaneers Pro Bowl left guard Ali Marpet is retiring, he announced on Instagram.

Marpet is just 28 years old and finished off his first Pro Bowl season. He is considered arguably one of the top, if not the top, Buccaneers offensive linemen.

A source told ESPN that Marpet made the decision due to concerns for his overall health.

mookieproof, Sunday, 27 February 2022 21:47 (one year ago) link

good call

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 February 2022 14:03 (one year ago) link

eleven months pass...

Update: #Dolphins CB Byron Jones appears to retire from the NFL at age 30.

The former #Cowboys 1st round pick says he can no longer "run or jump" because of injuries sustained playing in the NFL.

Recommends to other players not to take injections the league offers them. pic.twitter.com/wQdfupt9Jt

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) February 25, 2023

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Sunday, 26 February 2023 02:25 (nine months ago) link

Something is definitely fishy because he was only supposed to be out four weeks, then missed the whole season, and the team was pretty tight-lipped about it. Feels like his rehab was botched

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 February 2023 04:51 (nine months ago) link

He'll probably sue and hopefully win

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 February 2023 04:52 (nine months ago) link

five months pass...

sony michel, age 28, after five nfl seasons

sounds like he wanted to keep playing but his body couldn’t do it. RBs are so fucked

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 July 2023 17:14 (four months ago) link

His career earnings sit at $11.5MM, almost all of which came from his rookie contract – a figure helped greatly by his status as a Day 1 selection.

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 July 2023 17:19 (four months ago) link

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