Saturday:Chiefs / TexansSteelers / Bengals
Sunday:Seahawks/VikingsPackers / Washington Football Team
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:07 (eight years ago) link
Chiefs, Steelers, Hawks, Pack btw
chiefs, toss-up*, squawks, pack
*only if dalton is back AND doesn't become Playoff Dalton, if it's mccarron steelermen def take that game
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:10 (eight years ago) link
all of these seem close, except for seattle/vikes sadly. kcc/texans has got to be a low scorer which honestly might favour houston. idk it is hard to rule out the chiefs the way they have been galloping thru the back half of this season. bengals are surely doomed to lose vs steelers which will be a real bummer if it happens. and i suppose green bay has to win, however off they look right now. wash have been winning games but all against pretty crappy teams when you look at it. if there is going to be a "surprise" in the round it would be that game tho.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:43 (eight years ago) link
the only legit SURPRISE outcome for me would be if the seahawks didn't win
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:44 (eight years ago) link
seattles tear thru the last ~6 wks or so hasn't been against the best teams really. winning @ min and @ az were both legit over by like each 2nd qtr which is a bit fluky tho of course blowing out a playoff team is undoubtedly impressive. credit where credit is due for taking care of biz when its a league where u can lose to anyone but idk i wouldn't be shocked if minny won, their d is p good
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:57 (eight years ago) link
is marshawn playing?
he just started full practices apparently, so i'd assume so - who knows how effective he'll be tho. lacking rawls as a 2nd option at RB is definitely a loss for seattle
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link
pack is terrible, Rodgers looks like he wants this season to end, has to be some injury to explain his problems (beyond his supporting cast).
― by the light of the burning Citroën, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 21:04 (eight years ago) link
j.cru i hope you're right that it is more of a contest. i don't put any stock in the AZ game because they were two very differently motivated teams at that point in the season but that was a beating in minnesota.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 21:07 (eight years ago) link
Current lines:
Texans +3Seattle +6.5 (started as +3.5!)Green Bay +1
Pittsburgh/Cincinatti is off the board until Dalton's status is resolved
― frogbs, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 21:33 (eight years ago) link
wait, I messed that up, Seattle is a 6.5 point favorite, not underdog
― frogbs, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 21:34 (eight years ago) link
As for my predictions - I think Pittsburgh will destroy Cincinatti either way, GB will probably lose (I agree they're pretty terrible right now), and the Texans could legit score 0 points this game, though I can't imagine the Chiefs scoring more than 14 or so. I know it's too obvious to predict Seattle/Minnesota as a blowout based on their last game, but given how good Seattle's run defense is and how one-note Minnesota is I just don't see them putting up much of a fight. Bridgewater is gonna have to have the game of his life, and if Lynch is back he's gonna give that defense some problems.
― frogbs, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 21:39 (eight years ago) link
This episode sounds like a scene out of a football version of "Semi-Pro". Hilarious, but you got to wonder what kind of club is really going to pony up real money for the dude. I think the guy keeps it up he could end up Kryptonite.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/report--johnny-manziel-wore-blonde-wig--glasses-in-vegas-160734297.html
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX-m8DtWkAAPGsS.jpg
― earlnash, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 00:33 (eight years ago) link
@JoshDubowAPIf this is it for Calvin Johnson, Lions only won 6 more games than Raiders in 9 seasons after Oak took Jamarcus over Megatron
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link
lovie fired?
― polyphonic, Thursday, 7 January 2016 03:25 (eight years ago) link
i don't really get that
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 January 2016 03:44 (eight years ago) link
Damn, that one was a surprise.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 7 January 2016 04:30 (eight years ago) link
yeah there's gotta be a story behind that
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 January 2016 04:57 (eight years ago) link
Some people are postulating that it's because they want to promote Dirk Koetter to hc.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 7 January 2016 14:28 (eight years ago) link
Oh, now it comes that the Glazers canned Lovie with a phone call. All class.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 7 January 2016 19:32 (eight years ago) link
PAPA JOHNS!!!!
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 January 2016 21:35 (eight years ago) link
well, it was a p good game
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 January 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYTxyLOVAAAJ_iV.jpg
coverage team just forgot to account for one guy
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 January 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link
Oops
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 21:54 (eight years ago) link
Double oops
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link
nice, another turnover
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:06 (eight years ago) link
playoff level offense
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:08 (eight years ago) link
oop oop oop
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:11 (eight years ago) link
Holy shit that was awesome
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:35 (eight years ago) link
hahahahaha
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:36 (eight years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:36 (eight years ago) link
lolllll
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:37 (eight years ago) link
texans are here to entertain
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:37 (eight years ago) link
waht
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:38 (eight years ago) link
can you imagine how many touchdown dances jj watt practiced for that play
LOL!
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:38 (eight years ago) link
quality teamright herefolks
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:39 (eight years ago) link
shdve run wilfork
i mean, jj only lost a yard not the ball. qb controversy?
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:39 (eight years ago) link
yeah def run wilfork
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link
wilfork sweep
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link
hoyer seems not that great
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link
"all 3 interceptions were horrible...there's no way you throw this football"
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link
never throw it
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 January 2016 22:59 (eight years ago) link
if it's gonna be this level of horror fuck it, throw weeden in there for laughs
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 9 January 2016 23:02 (eight years ago) link
i have an idea
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/vince-wilfork-throwing-to-jj-watt-2.gif
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Saturday, 9 January 2016 23:06 (eight years ago) link
f yea
― lag∞n, Saturday, 9 January 2016 23:07 (eight years ago) link
please
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 9 January 2016 23:08 (eight years ago) link
They should've required all the wild card games to be played in shoveled-in snow or sand or something
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 9 January 2016 23:10 (eight years ago) link
i wonder if they thought about centering the ball on 3rd down at all
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 January 2016 21:38 (eight years ago) link
lollll at that house of cards thing
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 10 January 2016 21:39 (eight years ago) link
yasssss
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 10 January 2016 21:55 (eight years ago) link
standard of offensive football this round has really been something
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 10 January 2016 21:55 (eight years ago) link
that's a touchdown??
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:02 (eight years ago) link
google tells me the score is 5-0 is this correct
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:13 (eight years ago) link
i can confirm
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:14 (eight years ago) link
jordan reed thank you
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link
GO WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM
(ok the 'you like that' chants are creepy imo)
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:32 (eight years ago) link
ELEVENER
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:33 (eight years ago) link
washington confirmed best team
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link
netw3rk @netw3rk 2 minutes ago2050
Age related incontinence harshing your quan? Tired of embarrassing leaks?
You don't like that.Hi, I'm Kirk Cousins for depen
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 10 January 2016 22:37 (eight years ago) link
man desean jackson is one of the most incredible humans
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 January 2016 23:41 (eight years ago) link
wow they just played the fight song - yes, national tv audience, not just a racist name but the song says 'braves on the warpath'
wish they'd show the washington marching band instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKuf1VBUwog
around 5:00 it gets awesome
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 10 January 2016 23:49 (eight years ago) link
i mean i don't really love taking the train out to fedex and walking all that way to the stadium but its always cool hearing the drums once you get there
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 10 January 2016 23:52 (eight years ago) link
winning divisions is for suckas
― mookieproof, Monday, 11 January 2016 01:18 (eight years ago) link
home teams down wow rip
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 January 2016 02:09 (eight years ago) link
yeah, kind of depressing how previous playoff success was the biggest predictor in rd 1
― call all destroyer, Monday, 11 January 2016 03:30 (eight years ago) link
So many super bowl rematch potential
Packers-broncosPackers-patsies Panthers-patsiesPackers-Chiefs (SB 2)Cardinals-Steelers (ok long shot)Packers-Steelers (same)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 11 January 2016 03:37 (eight years ago) link
Or Seattle-Pitt but FUCK that
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 11 January 2016 03:39 (eight years ago) link
Seattle-NE doe
carolina...pats would probably be the most fun?
― k3vin k., Monday, 11 January 2016 03:53 (eight years ago) link
Cardinals-Steelers (ok long shot)
This was my favorite SB ever, even though the stupid Steelers won it in the end. I don't think it would play out the same way a second time.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 11 January 2016 04:51 (eight years ago) link
that was a great game for sure
― call all destroyer, Monday, 11 January 2016 04:53 (eight years ago) link
yeah that was a wild one!
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 11 January 2016 12:32 (eight years ago) link
nfl network showing super bowl i on friday, first ever rebroadcast on network tv.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 January 2016 15:54 (eight years ago) link
not really network tv
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 January 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link
it's called nfl network and it's on tv so...
look, i'm just the messenger
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 January 2016 16:33 (eight years ago) link
ban Roberto Spiralli
― brownie, Monday, 11 January 2016 16:37 (eight years ago) link
airtight argument lmao
― Pancho and Left Eye (rip van wanko), Monday, 11 January 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link
the cardinals are gonna win the superbowl imo vs the...
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 January 2016 16:44 (eight years ago) link
i wldve said pitt but injuries
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 January 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link
butt injuries
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 January 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link
the pittsburgh injurious buttholes
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 January 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ylzkDy2.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 January 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link
not a real clear fav amongst that top four
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 January 2016 16:57 (eight years ago) link
kc looking p undervalued tho sure that has something to do w the possibility of playing in two of the toughest road stadiums
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 January 2016 16:59 (eight years ago) link
man you would think that having just been knocked out of the playoffs for being a shower of assholes would give the bengals an opportunity for self reflection but no they are just all calling joey porter out instead. embarrassing.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 January 2016 21:17 (eight years ago) link
wow srs stuff huh
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 January 2016 22:01 (eight years ago) link
yeah I mean he should be fined for sure but j christ it isn't like the Bengals are the first time to ever be instigated, better teams just know how to keep their heads together and move along.
so much had to happen to collapse - but this was their Sistine Chapel of meltdowns
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 11 January 2016 23:09 (eight years ago) link
that was a masters performance by porter, he knew exactly what the bengals were going to do.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:06 (eight years ago) link
3 game suspension for burfict, emphasis on repeat offenses
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:07 (eight years ago) link
hopefully he'll be burfict from now on
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:09 (eight years ago) link
easy no call imo
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:14 (eight years ago) link
nawww
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:19 (eight years ago) link
jk but the refs did ruin that game by calling so many personal fouls
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:20 (eight years ago) link
while also missing a very obvious illegal leading w the helmet hit on pitt in a crucial situation late
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:22 (eight years ago) link
Yah that one was pretty obvious
― Spottie, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:33 (eight years ago) link
hate it when refs feel like they have to control a game just do yr job jfc
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:46 (eight years ago) link
lol polyphonic ftw
― wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 02:25 (eight years ago) link