"I know how Philly fans are, they're tough; they booed Santa" 2015/16 NFL Week 15-17 thread

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lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link

think the eagles still have the best chance considering the other 3 are even more critically fucked for at least the next 4 years xp

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link

(xxp rather)

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:44 (eight years ago) link

chip kelly what's on your ipod

polyphonic, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:44 (eight years ago) link

this was an obvious move, obviously

k3vin k., Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:51 (eight years ago) link

might have been ideal to relieve him of his GM duties but i doubt he would have acquiesced to that

k3vin k., Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:52 (eight years ago) link

where's he gonna go? USC just hired someone, LSU decided not to fire les miles

k3vin k., Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:54 (eight years ago) link

titans

Mordy, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:55 (eight years ago) link

lol i just realized theres another week left

k3vin k., Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:56 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/BQWC9pC.jpg

bnw, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 01:27 (eight years ago) link

nice

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 01:27 (eight years ago) link

Eliot Shorr-Parks ✔@EliotShorrParks
#Eagles did not tell the players that Chip has been fired.

One just found out when I reached out to him for comment.

"Damn. For real?"

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 02:39 (eight years ago) link

please hire jim bob cooter

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 02:43 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXcxt18UwAAPPd7.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 05:44 (eight years ago) link

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2015/12/31/how-lord-of-the-rings-took-over-the-redskins-locker-room/

“Wherever you think your happy place is, that’s the Shire,” Lichtensteiger said. “Probably not FedEx Field. Somewhere in Ashburn, probably, or Leesburg.”

fedex is def not a happy place

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 1 January 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link

lol smh

lag∞n, Friday, 1 January 2016 19:05 (eight years ago) link

didnt realize all this lol

It will likely take a near-miracle for Indy to pull off one of the most complicated Week 17 clinching scenarios in the history of the league and steal the division crown from the first-place Houston Texans. In order for the Colts to win the AFC South at 8-8, they first need to create a tie atop the division by beating the Titans and have the Texans lose to the Jaguars, triggering the NFL's intricate tiebreaking process.

The two teams would be tied in the first four set of tiebreakers -- head-to-head, division record, conference record and common opponents record. The Colts would then have to forge a tie in the fifth tiebreaker (strength of victory, or the combined record of the teams you beat), and then win the sixth tiebreaker (strength of schedule).

To complete that ridiculous scenario, Indy needs seven more games to break right, not including the obvious results of the Texans losing and the Colts winning their Week 17 contests. Here's the rundown:

Steelers beat Browns
Broncos beat Chargers
Falcons beat Saints
Bills beat Jets
Dolphins beat Patriots
Ravens beat Bengals
Raiders beat Chiefs

Of course, the Colts' first order of business is to win the game against Tennessee, and that's no guarantee given their dire quarterback situation. Andrew Luck and Matt Hasselbeck have already been ruled out of Sunday's game, and Charlie Whitehurst just landed on injured reserve. That means the team has to chose between the uninspiring trio of Josh Freeman, Stephen Morris and Ryan Lindley to start this pivotal game.

johnny crunch, Saturday, 2 January 2016 01:56 (eight years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 January 2016 02:17 (eight years ago) link

was wondering when ryan lindley would find his way back into the public eye after last year's extended shaming in arizona

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 2 January 2016 02:21 (eight years ago) link

Packers are in a weird situation, either win and play vs. Seattle or Minnesota, or lose and play vs. Washington, obviously they'll be playing at full speed at home for the NFC North crown vs. a division rival but part of me is hoping they lose

frogbs, Saturday, 2 January 2016 05:37 (eight years ago) link

id def consider resting starters

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 January 2016 07:07 (eight years ago) link

minny is no great shakes but u def want to avoid seattle at all costs

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 January 2016 07:08 (eight years ago) link

oh now that chip kelly is gone demarco murray is good

Mordy, Sunday, 3 January 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link

is this a preseason pats game

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 3 January 2016 19:02 (eight years ago) link

that demarco run was the wildest thing i've ever seen, he runs like a 70 year old war veteran

J0rdan S., Sunday, 3 January 2016 19:03 (eight years ago) link

this entire season will have been worth it if the jets blow their playoff spot by losing to rex in the final game of the season

J0rdan S., Sunday, 3 January 2016 19:03 (eight years ago) link

pats are brutal. kind of wish jets bills was on instead.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 3 January 2016 19:14 (eight years ago) link

one of the washington dbs took a hit to the head and was definitely not moving as they carted him off the field

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 3 January 2016 19:19 (eight years ago) link

lol jets

johnny crunch, Sunday, 3 January 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link

this entire season will have been worth it if the jets blow their playoff spot by losing to rex in the final game of the season

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J0rdan S., Sunday, 3 January 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link

yes def

johnny crunch, Sunday, 3 January 2016 21:01 (eight years ago) link

my god the bills were extremely close to one of the worst losses of all time

J0rdan S., Sunday, 3 January 2016 21:07 (eight years ago) link

lol @ jets

but man i do feel bad for brandon marshall

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 3 January 2016 21:09 (eight years ago) link

is it just me or is this whole season just not really all that much fun

i might feel differently if we got more than a couple carolina games on tv but as it is.. meh

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 3 January 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link

haha jets

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 January 2016 21:40 (eight years ago) link

xp not fun at all, even when i'm home w/time to watch i've been finding other things to do.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 3 January 2016 22:17 (eight years ago) link

tbh I wouldn't be excited to be any AFC team in the playoffs, regardless of who makes it to the superb owl all of the best NFC teams are better

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 3 January 2016 22:41 (eight years ago) link

wow squawks

johnny crunch, Sunday, 3 January 2016 22:43 (eight years ago) link

are the cards even playing for anything here? i don't think they are?

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 3 January 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link

haha jets

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 January 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link

cards are playing for 1 seed

call all destroyer, Sunday, 3 January 2016 22:53 (eight years ago) link

this sd/den game is nuts. feel like 6pts has to be record lowest score for a team with 5 turnovers??

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 3 January 2016 23:20 (eight years ago) link

peyton returns! OMAHA

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 3 January 2016 23:30 (eight years ago) link

stop
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peyton time

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 3 January 2016 23:31 (eight years ago) link

the only thing that could redeem this year's AFC playoffs for me is the return of peyton's noodle throws in subzero weather

J0rdan S., Sunday, 3 January 2016 23:32 (eight years ago) link

i guess the plan is now peyton is the starter again, just like that? what if he plays a subpar half of football, are they going to bench him again? is there a plan or are they going to have constant uncertainty going into playoffs

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 3 January 2016 23:37 (eight years ago) link

because i mean if peyton is the starter and was healthy enough to play all along why didn't he start the game

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 3 January 2016 23:37 (eight years ago) link

wild end to the raiders game, rly hoped they'd pull it out on KC but oh well

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Monday, 4 January 2016 00:26 (eight years ago) link

the game was a garbagefire, i turned it off

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 January 2016 00:37 (eight years ago) link


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