"The annual Jags-Titans Thursday night game should be the opposite of a national holiday" Week 11 NFL 2015-6

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Tennessee Titans at Jacksonville Jaguars

Indianapolis Colts at Atlanta Falcons
Oakland Raiders at Detroit Lions
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Philadelphia Eagles
New York Jets at Houston Texans
Denver Broncos at Chicago Bears
Washington Mirelurks at Carolina Panthers
Dallas Cowboys at Miami Dolphins
St. Louis Rams at Baltimore Ravens

Kansas City Chiefs at San Diego Chargers
Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings
San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks

Cincinnati Bengals at Arizona Cardinals

Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:54 (four years ago) link

not that anyone would've cared particularly if this thread didn't start till tomorrow...

or until 4pm sunday maybe. 1pm games are p gross but pack/vikes and bengals/cards are worth waiting all day for sunday late afternoon/evening

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:58 (four years ago) link

They're doing the weird unis thing again this week, but I'm kind of into these alternate Jags jerseys. Not the whole same-color jerseys/pants combo, but the jerseys would look tight as hell with black or white pants. Plus, there'd be one less turquoise team in the league.

(No comment on the game. I only saw the last 2 minutes before halftime.)

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 20 November 2015 02:55 (four years ago) link

jax 1st and goal on the 5, runs middle 3 times like it's 1994.

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 03:17 (four years ago) link

allen robinson is having a great game

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 03:55 (four years ago) link

1) - those unis looked bad enough for the jags but the titans looked like they were at a sleepover
2) - the titans have a tight end named SUPERNAW
3) - that two minute drill by tennessee at the end of the game was the least enthusiastic potential game winning drive ever; they had every chance to get back in the standings and they couldn't even line up reasonably quickly
4) - neither of these teams deserve to be anywhere near the playoffs

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 07:22 (four years ago) link

pack/vikes and bengals/cards kinda ARE the only shows this weekend huh

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 07:36 (four years ago) link

I'd like to watch the Bears and Broncos game, but it's not on around here. Might have been different if it was Manning playing QB.

Got to think either way that Fox and Cutler both would like to win that game. I would not be surprised if Fox pulls out some crazy blitzes this week.

earlnash, Friday, 20 November 2015 14:02 (four years ago) link

um

Why do receivers instinctively pop up, gyrate and make the first down sign after taking a big (or little) hit? They’re communicating in the language of hunters, “I ain’t scared!”

Cam Newton broke tackles, twisted, stretched and bulldozed his way into the end zone on Sunday. He leaped to his feet and let the Titans know the jungle doesn’t scare him.

Do your thang, Cam, but remember no one survives in the jungle forever. Tarzan is fiction. You “dab” a finger, an arm and a leg often enough at a bear, lion and tiger and you’ll eventually lose some body parts. Ask RG3.


http://j.school/post/133428917335/heres-why-cam-newton-plays-in-the-jungle

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 17:48 (four years ago) link

don't link to whitlock

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 18:29 (four years ago) link

yeah, my bad. sorry.

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 18:53 (four years ago) link

Kaepernick - torn labrum, out for season. nice knowing you.

brimstead, Saturday, 21 November 2015 21:12 (four years ago) link

oh hey welcome back desean jackson

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:21 (four years ago) link

kap gotta be done w the niners, seems like a good reclamation project for a more functional team
tho

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:08 (four years ago) link

the eagles are a very bad team

Mordy, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:31 (four years ago) link

that is a weird game. car vs was also. both those games are defensive grinds on paper but combined 12 1st half tds.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:35 (four years ago) link

LOLmo

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:50 (four years ago) link

that was real dumb

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:51 (four years ago) link

Two picks for Carrie Underwood's ex, both of them while under pressure and neither of which needed to be forced.

WELCOME BACK TONE

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:52 (four years ago) link

the first one to Grimes wasn't as funny but it was typical Romo

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:52 (four years ago) link

yeah i know he's terrible right

yes wave (rip van wanko), Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:24 (four years ago) link

wtf is Landry doing on that kick return?

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:25 (four years ago) link

now I've seen it all. our punter got whistled for a personal foul for unnecessary roughness.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:29 (four years ago) link

Whoa, post-game announcement from the Ravens that Flacco tore his ACL and is done for the year.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 22 November 2015 21:38 (four years ago) link

rip joe flac

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:11 (four years ago) link

how long has it been since baltimore finished w/ a genuinely bad record? curious to see what newsome can do w/ good draft position

balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:25 (four years ago) link

07 was the last time they had a sub 500 record (5-11)

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:40 (four years ago) link

ah right, billick's last season

balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 23:37 (four years ago) link

they've had three losing seasons this century, which is more than i thought but still not bad. steelers have only had one losing season this century, pats have only had one* (2000), broncos have only had one, packers have had two.

balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 23:43 (four years ago) link

Lol I remember the Patriots' s one well cos Miami had to beat them in week 17 to win the AFC East.

Broncos I didn't realize.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 November 2015 00:38 (four years ago) link

I kinda picture the Colts comeback against the Falcons in the second half being like the movie "Stripes" with Matt Hasselback as Sgt. Hulka.

"I'm getting too old for this shit."

Next week's Bucs and Colts matchup is actually a playoff tussle with the Bucs 5-5 and just outside the Wild Card in the NFC.

earlnash, Monday, 23 November 2015 01:29 (four years ago) link

P sure Carson forgot what year it was on that throw

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 November 2015 01:38 (four years ago) link

i like how this season only a few teams are hoarding all the wins then there are million others playing .500 fighting for playoffs spots its good imo

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 02:48 (four years ago) link

i agree, looking over the schedule there were a lot of unappealing looking games but many of them were teams in similar situations jockeying for the playoffs. it's interesting now but in the end there's going to be two or three pretty bad teams wildcard weekend.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:16 (four years ago) link

noticed i had some kind of rooting interest in nearly every game because of this, although the teams i was pulling for lost except for like 2 games so hoping cards press on here, and of course that by tomorrow that shit is behind me

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:20 (four years ago) link

cards seem better

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:29 (four years ago) link

intersting that the early line for carolina/dallas on thxgiving in EVEN

johnny crunch, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:29 (four years ago) link

is not in

johnny crunch, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:29 (four years ago) link

bookies loving romo i guess

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:40 (four years ago) link

that does seem insane tho

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:41 (four years ago) link

there is still no respect for the panthers. they have been pretty good for a few years now but i guess it is weird to think of them as a really good team. their good players are not showy is probably another element, it is a pretty headline unfriendly team in that regard outside of cam. and then there is cam himself of course.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:41 (four years ago) link

teams that just grind get no love, panthers are maybe the best grinding team since like the mcnair titans

call all destroyer, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:45 (four years ago) link

imo we dont really need to different between the shotgun and the pistol

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:45 (four years ago) link

I'm into this Panthers team. I'd love to see a Super Bowl 50 with a couple small market teams, though I'm still not convinced the Bengals can seal the deal.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 23 November 2015 03:49 (four years ago) link

i'm gonna sic some running backs on you for saying that xp

call all destroyer, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:49 (four years ago) link

i want the pats and panthers to go undefeated and meet in the sbowl and the 72 dolphins to suicide themselves at halftime during an aerosmith/bieber duet

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:58 (four years ago) link

^ lol yes this!

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:01 (four years ago) link

serve them poisoned champagne

lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:08 (four years ago) link

great clock management marv

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:37 (four years ago) link

why did the bengals run that play on 3rd and 2? you can't run and pick up 2 yds and another set of downs?

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:37 (four years ago) link

yessss

Evan Rando (rip van wanko), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:41 (four years ago) link

ok brady you have.. about a minute.. no receivers.. uh..

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:42 (four years ago) link

what the heck happened to the clock there

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:47 (four years ago) link

game truly being stolen from the pats this is objectively hilarious

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 04:47 (four years ago) link

do not want any more of this game

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:48 (four years ago) link

that's a good kick

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 04:49 (four years ago) link

fuck it, i want collinsworth to have to call new england winning this game

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:49 (four years ago) link

Gostkowski refuses to put us out of our mosery

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:50 (four years ago) link

A rick moser pun

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:52 (four years ago) link

ugh totally forgot hightower got hurt too. didn't seem too serious since i guess he's been siting around on the sideline but still

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:57 (four years ago) link

about that tackling cj anderson thing

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:58 (four years ago) link

man the old-school kubiak stretch plays really killed them tonight

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:58 (four years ago) link

i guess without collins and high on the field that makes sense

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:59 (four years ago) link

that was a running back performance for the ages

Evan Rando (rip van wanko), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:01 (four years ago) link

am i wrong or would the broncos have had zero chance to win that game with peyton at qb

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:02 (four years ago) link

peyton wouldn't have been able to throw the ball more than 6 yards past the line of scrimmage

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:03 (four years ago) link

xp it was.....narrowly on top for the best rb performance this week?

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:03 (four years ago) link

am i wrong or would the broncos have had zero chance to win that game with peyton at qb

― J0rdan S., Monday, November 30, 2015 12:02 AM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not wrong at all, osweiler is looking like a decent system guy

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:04 (four years ago) link

Lol @ brock's "60 minute game" comment

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:06 (four years ago) link

rumors in twitteronia so far that gronk's injury is not that bad

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:13 (four years ago) link

he seemed okay and like he had panicked a bit even as he was getting onto the cart

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:14 (four years ago) link

def possible it was just a nasty knee whack w/ no structural damage.

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:15 (four years ago) link

schefter tweeted that his source says doesn't seem to be serious

maybe he did panic b/c it was the same knee he tore the acl a couple years ago

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:17 (four years ago) link

seemed confused that cart was not a party ship

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:18 (four years ago) link

congrats to the refs great win

lag∞n, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:18 (four years ago) link

yah good win...REFS!

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:19 (four years ago) link

its gonna be fun to watch the Broncos get smoked in the 1st round cuz they stuck with Peyton

frogbs, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:33 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVFzJQ3UAAAUkBA.jpg

sure, why not

mookieproof, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:46 (four years ago) link

hey another reason to watch football on tv which is a much better product anyway

Spottie, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:55 (four years ago) link

thread idea: stupid, evil or both? could be a game show idea even.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:56 (four years ago) link

i've felt this season more than ever that it's inevitable that we will see someone die on the field from a catastrophic injury but this idea might hasten the process

Mordy, Monday, 30 November 2015 22:03 (four years ago) link

aw yes, when the inevitable suicide bomber attacks the stadium, a buncha cowboys with .45s are gonna make it stop with their slick shootin'

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 01:17 (four years ago) link

(not really inevitable, meant to add air quotes)

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 01:17 (four years ago) link

Cleveland putting on a clinic in missing tackles

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:58 (four years ago) link

omg

that was amazing

you guys, the browns

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 04:38 (four years ago) link

that my friends is a Cleveland Browns ending for the ages

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 04:55 (four years ago) link

I hate this team so much.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 06:00 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Sobe_homie/status/671550624069230592

Spottie, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 06:28 (four years ago) link

http://www.wsj.com/articles/meet-the-nfls-best-method-actor-1449002579

The rotating cast of characters Norman adopts each week also includes William Wallace from “Braveheart.” But none of those acts is more involved than his turn as Batman. He decided to embody the Dark Knight before a night game against the Indianapolis Colts after comparing a rainy Charlotte night to Gotham City. Norman said he had to “save a couple of people.” The Panthers won in overtime. “It was dark. It was rainy. It was misty. You had to come out of there and hit, fly around. You got a couple of bad guys out there you’re defending,” Norman told reporters.

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:50 (four years ago) link

lol whatever works

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:52 (four years ago) link

what an awesome nerd

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:53 (four years ago) link

pretty entertaining article on the Browns' latest loss

http://sportsworld.nbcsports.com/cleveland-browns-lose-ravens-blocked-field-goal/

Actually, we want to start at 56 seconds; that’s when Baltimore’s Matt Schaub made the first colossal blunder. He’s so good at making colossal blunders that I’m mildly surprised he is not currently the Cleveland Browns’ quarterback.

frogbs, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 14:26 (four years ago) link

Colts coach Chuck Pagano admitted Monday that Frank Gore is "beat to crap."

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 15:06 (four years ago) link

GORE - Questionable (Beat to Crap)

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 15:10 (four years ago) link

somebody start a week 13 thread ffs

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:56 (four years ago) link

could just go back to the week 8 thread for old time's sake

Brad C., Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:58 (four years ago) link

ten months pass...

bump for thread title

johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 October 2016 16:01 (three years ago) link

Its still a cruddy game in a down NFL season.

earlnash, Thursday, 27 October 2016 17:39 (three years ago) link


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