so psyched that the schef retweeted me, he finally acknowledged me!!!
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:43 (sixteen years ago)
next tell him abt how you stole his identity
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:52 (sixteen years ago)
i'm building to that. you can't reveal that kind of info on the first date.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:54 (sixteen years ago)
game, respect
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:56 (sixteen years ago)
haha awesome. trying to explain why i laugh when he's on tv to other ppl never works.
― bnw, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:58 (sixteen years ago)
i feel so weird that he's not got 45k twitter followers. he was the random near-faceless dude that i scouted out to make fun of forever...and now he's the MOST RESPECTED NFL JOURNALIST ALIVE. i like to think that schefterblog had its little piece in getting him hired by espn tho. so proud.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 04:00 (sixteen years ago)
would make a great musical
The story concerns Adam Schefter, a Michigan graduate who takes speech lessons from professor Allyzay so that he can pass as an NFL correspondent.
― brownie, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:11 (sixteen years ago)
Dealing with profound issues of identity and regret this stunning masterpiece will have the whole family singing for weeks!
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:18 (sixteen years ago)
http://i33.tinypic.com/zkoj5v.jpg
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:59 (sixteen years ago)
ha, my one undercover edit to the wiki remains:
He is noted for his on-screen professionalism as well as his ability to get "accurate" inside information.
― a random googler, ripe for clowning (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)
lol
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)
joe ^_^
― iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)
lol @ schefter facilitating a tweet war between kerry rhodes & rodney harrison only to have it revealed a week later that the rodney harrison account was fake
― iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 September 2009 15:32 (sixteen years ago)
http://i34.tinypic.com/jzdzy1.png
― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:46 (sixteen years ago)
Adam SchefterFootball Insider
― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:47 (sixteen years ago)
The Schef is all over the twitter tonight wondering why people are only just noticing that he was in "The Longest Yard". Some guys just don't realize that they weren't actually famous until like 3 days ago.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:55 (sixteen years ago)
i had a nightmare last night that adam schefter had died
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)
i would sob uncontrollably for a day if that happened.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)
i am like balthazar getty to his bill pullman -- he can't die.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago)
i think prob what would need to happen is just you would have to become him
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:30 (sixteen years ago)
yea a schefter-less existence this world wld not allow
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:32 (sixteen years ago)
now that i think abt it theres prob already been a few different adam schfters filling his shoes - would explain his constant omg cant believe people are really buying this smirk
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:33 (sixteen years ago)
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4530974
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 19:47 (sixteen years ago)
dude tweets so damn much, i might have to unfollow him
― gucci mane sucks (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)
i know. he gets on tears and then it's like 20 in 5 minutes.
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)
He was on Bill Simmons's podcast yesterday. Bill stifled laughter a few times. They talked about their kids.
― Bryan, Thursday, 28 April 2011 08:59 (fifteen years ago)
from mmqb -- schefter has 4 labradoodles
― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 13:05 (fourteen years ago)
http://deadspin.com/5934576/adam-schefter-has-the-most-adorable-facebook-page
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)
got a parrot named Pretty Face
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z8ck6u3rvykgif/original.gif
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:43 (twelve years ago)
no
way
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:44 (twelve years ago)
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z5iqfaydaadgif/original.gif
― balls, Friday, 6 September 2013 01:33 (twelve years ago)
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 3mCongratulations to my son's middle-school team, the Vikings, for finishing season 6-0 with great coaching from Keith Fruend and Jeff Butt.
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:30 (twelve years ago)
jeff butt
― lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)
.@AdamSchefter is fired up after another NFL concussion controversy. pic.twitter.com/00GaP8Uw7N— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) January 8, 2018
― k3vin k., Monday, 8 January 2018 22:14 (eight years ago)
damn he never really gets heated like that
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 01:23 (eight years ago)
https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2021-10-12/nfl-jon-gruden-emails-washington-football-team
calls bruce allen “mr editor” when sending him an unpublished story to review!
― mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 04:45 (four years ago)
What a fucking toadie wow
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 11:55 (four years ago)
ahhh ha
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 14:24 (four years ago)
this is blatant, but yeah that’s obviously who he (and espn) is
even more interesting is how he, the ultimate nfl insider, got scooped by the wsj and nyt on this. obviously *someone* wanted gruden buried, but being a hatchet man would hurt the schef brand
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 15:23 (four years ago)
I don't think he would have ran with it if it were served up to him
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 16:20 (four years ago)
Adam Schefter Waiting On Final Edits From NFL Before Issuing Apology https://t.co/c6rmK6APON pic.twitter.com/b8kzcDkoFG— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 13, 2021
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 20:06 (four years ago)