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― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Saturday, 22 August 2009 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link
"Relationship Status: Engaged"
― fleetwood (max), Saturday, 22 August 2009 10:49 (fourteen years ago) link
engaged in anal, more like
looooool @ "my OTHER pussy"
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 22 August 2009 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.winonadailynews.com/news/local/article_9872aaf0-8f8f-11de-a32a-001cc4c002e0.html
what the shit
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link
that sounds about right for Winona
― nate dogg is a feeling (HI DERE), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link
also lolz I was able to track down D0nna St0n3 H4th4w4y but see no trace of Tracy T on her friends list
― nate dogg is a feeling (HI DERE), Monday, 24 August 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
"It was definitely the most out-of-the norm thing I've ever seen." the mechanic
what you guys never seen a goat dressed up like a viking hog-tied in the trunk of a car before?c'mon!
― zzzzz (jdchurchill), Monday, 24 August 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
my other pussy...wow.
― the turdlike genius of Jeff Tweete´ (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
RIP cankles. Hope he gets to see Favre play one day.
― ::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link
…in heaven
― crabRCISE (gbx), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link
wow what a performance in his first preseason game!
― the turdlike genius of Jeff Tweete´ (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
R U HAVIN FUN YET?!
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp09/news/story?id=4424660
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
guys
― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Thursday, 27 August 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i didn't think last season could possibly be topped but dare i suggest that it may in fact be
SCHISM
― ::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Thursday, 27 August 2009 02:05 (fourteen years ago) link
l-r: Rosenfels, Favrehttp://www.vaticanotours.com/g/scisma.gif
― ::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Thursday, 27 August 2009 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link
This is really really genius. Still roffling.
Vikings Divided On FavreSources with knowledge of the Vikings locker-room dynamics say some players believe Tarvaris Jackson gives the Vikings the best chance to win, while other players believe Sage Rosenfels gives the team the best chance to win
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 August 2009 05:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Michael Vick, Jay Cutler, and Tom Cable must love Favre so much.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 27 August 2009 08:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/090825
this is probably the best thing i've ever read in the history of espn, it all boils down to "if brett favre was a lady, i would yell at him, 'GO HAVE YOUR PERIOD SOME MORE BIG BLOUSY GIRLFACE!!!!'"
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Now, who among us would date Aphrodite? Or better yet, Pamela Anderson Lee?
...huh?
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
can scoop and whitlock please just die?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
It's kind of incredible how authoritatively sexist dude can be while simultaneously namechecking characters from "The Devil Wore Prada".
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i just have no idea as to how he took such an easily argued point -- "brett favre is a giant fagface who is constantly having his period all over the nfl" -- and turned it into this...thing.
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
lol are you not familiar with scoop's oeuvre?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
you have to admit that this is OTT no matter what, tho!
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I want to read everything this insane dude has written now because I am not familiar with his oeuvre!
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link
ah his Bolt piece isn't nearly as crazy
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
have a blast--this is a++ material no doubt but scoop is unequivocally the worst writer on a website that employs rick reilly.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/081015&sportCat=mlb
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh man
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
:)
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"Black kids will love him because he's shown that lazy people can be successful! Wait that's not what I meant, what I meant to say was that his laziness is something black kids will find awesome because they can use it as an excuse not to do any work. I'm not really expressing myself well here, am I?"
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
i wish i could find this column scoop wrote about like "watching sports with the guys" that was the most unreadable, one-sentence-paragraph-hell piece of shit ever.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
it's not this, but this appears to have a good wtf factor: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/090707
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
1:00 p.m.: Shaq tweets: "Sry cnt mk it. Bk in lab w/Fu-Sniks."
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
some of the comments are magical:
Hey scoop, why don't you just list every athlete that you can think of off the top of your head and number them 1-200? What is the point of us having to read a fantasy bbq story about things we know and don't care about. My real July 4th BBQ stories would make a better column than this junk and I'm a deaf-mute who talks in sign language and is illiterate. ESPN, please get someone with some substance to write about something with a great idea instead of regurgitated garbage like this. The better story would have been CHris Berman and Jaws doing a play-by-play about the new cameraman getting hypnotized by STuart Scotts lazy eyes. Scoop Jackson, you're fired!
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Fantasy football is for suckas.I never understood the point in fantasy football. It's not that I have a problem with the theory of "fantasy" football, I just have a problem with calling millions of people doing imitations of Charlie Casserly "fantasy."...So I gathered five women I've known over the years who happen to be sexy football aficionettes. They're John Claytons in Taraji Henson and Scarlett Johansson shells. None of them knew each other, but for years in many separate discussions, games, events and occasions, I've learned the level at which they love the game. But they've never been in the same room at the same time until now.Alone with them? Me? Three hours? Talking nothing but football?So to all you "fantasy" football fanatics, you can have your fantasy. I got mine.
I never understood the point in fantasy football. It's not that I have a problem with the theory of "fantasy" football, I just have a problem with calling millions of people doing imitations of Charlie Casserly "fantasy."
...
So I gathered five women I've known over the years who happen to be sexy football aficionettes. They're John Claytons in Taraji Henson and Scarlett Johansson shells. None of them knew each other, but for years in many separate discussions, games, events and occasions, I've learned the level at which they love the game. But they've never been in the same room at the same time until now.
Alone with them? Me? Three hours? Talking nothing but football?
So to all you "fantasy" football fanatics, you can have your fantasy. I got mine.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/080911
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd rather read twenty Scoop Jackson articles than one by Gregg Easterbrook.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
choice between being insulted repeatedly and spending time w/a retarded person
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
k i'm done now: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/070914
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
ok that last one
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
i can't even
― crabRCISE (gbx), Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, 99 problems and this guy has them all
― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
wow.
btw i talked to chris kluwe last nite and he said the locker room scism is pretty much made up.
― the turdlike genius of Jeff Tweete´ (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
still i have such a bad feeling about this.
uggggggggggggggggg
this sucks ;_;
― the turdlike genius of Jeff Tweete´ (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
if this doesn't work we will have humiliated ourselves in the worst way possible
― the turdlike genius of Jeff Tweete´ (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 27 August 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.picapp.com/ftp/Preview/0049/brett_favre_Picapp_49782.jpg
Deeeeeesperado....whyyy don't you come to yooooour seeeenses?
you've beeeeen out ridin' fences.....for too long now.....
― the turdlike genius of Jeff Tweete´ (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
ahahahahaha scoop jackson jesus christ
― horseshoe, Thursday, 27 August 2009 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link