"More Diss" - America's favorite Dystopian pastime 2022-2023

eagles highlight of the day

Nick Sirianni’s daughter😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/u3cxnbzy7n

— Jack Connell (@JackPConnell) January 30, 2023

Lol frogs did that field goal blow a bet for you or something?

Mahomes Sr was a fan fav on the Twins

well now that you mention it I did have the over lol

roughing the passer penalties can be somewhat arbitrary -- what precisely counts as 'too late' or 'too rough' is a judgment call -- but that bengals penalty was perfectly straightforward. mahomes was out of bounds, and you can't hit a guy who's out of bounds, heading into people and equipment, and not expecting a hit, like that

'where do you draw the line?' right there, with white paint

The Mahomes call was fine; the lack of call on Burrow earlier sucked. Bad or missed calls weren't what lost the game for the Bengals. Even that weird clock situation didn't seem to really hurt them. Their offensive line just weren't up for it.

I'm not arguing it should be called differently, just that as a neutral fan it sucks to see the game end that way. reminds me of NBA games where a jump shooter lands on the defender's foot and gets free throws + the tech, that rule has probably saved a few ACLs but it's a lame way to end a close game.

I agree with that. Would have been cool to see the new play-off OT rules, too. I felt the longer that game went on, the less likely it was KC was going to score an offensive TD. They just couldn't seem to move the ball with Mahomes getting worse and losing a bunch of their receivers. If Butker had missed the 58 yard FG and it had gone into OT I think the Bengals win the game and it would have been epic to watch as a fan. (Plus, I had the Bengals -1 and the over in a play-off pool pick. If it had gone into OT, KC got the coin flip, Butker kicked a FG and then Cincinnati scores a TD... )

If Butker had missed the 58 yard FG and it had gone into OT I think the Bengals win the game and it would have been epic to watch as a fan. (Plus, I had the Bengals -1 and the over in a play-off pool pick.

how do i frame this forever

(not disrespect srsly! it’s perfect like the steve miller band song playing right where i am). (take the money and run, fwiw).

If Butker had missed the 58 yard FG and it had gone into OT I think the Bengals win the game and it would have been epic to watch as a fan. (Plus, I had the Bengals -1 and the over in a play-off pool pick.

how do i frame this forever

(not disrespect srsly! it’s perfect like the steve miller band song playing right where i am). (take the money and run, fwiw).

Sorry lol

Sean Payton time in Denver

a 1st and a 2nd...this franchise is so incredibly fucked

Wow, they sent 4 or 5 out in the Russell Wilson deal too...

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/sean-payton-trade-grades-broncos-pony-up-for-super-bowl-winning-head-coach-saints-land-two-valuable-picks/

Here's the Broncos' total haul for both Russell Wilson and Sean Payton:

Broncos Traded

Three first-round picks
Three second-round picks
2022 5th-round pick
QB Drew Lock
TE Noah Fant
DL Shelby Harris

Broncos Received

QB Russell Wilson
HC Sean Payton
2022 fourth-round pick
2024 third-round pick

can't wait for 2026's high powered offense featuring a cybernetically enhanced Quincy Carter and Ki-Jana Carter

so dumb

(i mean the broncos obv)

Three firsts and three seconds, my lord

this reminds me of the terrible trades I made playing Madden in Franchise Mode where I'd keep trying to undo previous bad decisions

https://deadspin.com/joe-mixon-cincinnati-bengals-nfl-arrest-warrant-gun-1850071052

probably should be a career-ending thing but who knows

Bet the league office is celebrating they don't have to try to justify letting him play in the super bowl

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35609307/aaron-rodgers-decide-future-darkness-retreat

The 39-year-old said last summer that he had taken part in ayahuasca ceremonies that can produce hallucinations similar to the drug dimethyltryptamine (DMT). He said the darkness retreat does not include the use of ayahuasca.

"It's just sitting in isolation, meditation, dealing with your thoughts," Rodgers said. "It stimulates DMT, so there can be some hallucinations in there but it's just kind of sitting in silence, which most of us never do. We rarely even turn our phone off or put the blinds down to sleep in darkness. I'm really looking forward to it."

Rodgers said the retreat will be alone in the confines of a small house in an undisclosed location. He said meals are delivered, but otherwise there is no other contact with the outside world. However, he said he could leave at any point during the stay if he chose to do so.

ok

lol incredibly on brand

what a jack off

Rodgers says he is ‘possibly’ filming his darkness retreat experience.

— Carmen Vitali (@CarmieV) February 14, 2023

how will we see it?

https://www.vfxvoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/PIX-1-AN-slides002.jpg

Patrick Mahomes straight up sounds like Kenny Powers https://t.co/FVNiPxqQ3B

— Chris Crowley (@chrisecrowley) February 15, 2023

v accurate

ha yes, i had that revelation the other day

mahomes is a dork but i love when famous athletes are dorks

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35667305/bills-damar-hamlin-says-meant-no-disrespect-jacket

He created a stir on Super Bowl Sunday for wearing a Takashi Murakami "Travis Jesus" stadium jacket during pregame ceremonies and while sitting in NFL commissioner Roger Goodell's box during the game in Glendale, Arizona.

The back of the jacket featured an abstract illustration of Jesus on the cross under the word "ETERNAL." The front featured an abstract depiction of Jesus' face and appears to reference a Bible verse that reads: "Without end or beginning there is no day and no night."

Among the critics were former NFL running back Adrian Peterson, who referred to the jacket as "blasphemy" Monday.

A day later, Peterson wrote in an Instagram post that he has since cleared the air with Hamlin.

"After speaking with Damar, I have an understanding that it didn't come from a place of ill intent," Peterson wrote. "I apologize for offending you, I just felt offended in that moment as a man who loves and respects our Lord and Savior."

this is the dumbest league

https://popculture.com/sports/news/tom-brady-delays-fox-sports-job-pursue-stand-up-comedy/

His last season was kind of a warm-up show

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35760585/warrants-arrest-jalen-carter-ex-georgia-star-nfl-draft-prospect

Former Georgia star Jalen Carter, one of the top prospects in next month's NFL draft, has been charged with reckless driving and racing in connection with a crash that killed a teammate and a recruiting staff member.

The Athens-Clarke County (Georgia) Police Department has issued an arrest warrant, obtained Wednesday by The Associated Press, which alleges Carter was racing his 2021 Jeep Trackhawk against the 2021 Ford Expedition driven by the recruiting staffer, 24-year-old Chandler LeCroy, which led to the Jan. 15 wreck.

The announcement came hours after The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported that Carter was present at the scene of the crash and later provided shifting accounts of the wreck to police.

Devin Willock, who was an offensive lineman for the Bulldogs, and LeCroy were killed in what police initially reported as a single-vehicle accident.

Carter is in Indianapolis at the NFL scouting combine. He had been slated to speak to reporters as part of a previously scheduled media availability, but a league spokesperson later told reporters that Carter would not be speaking Wednesday because he and five other players were still conducting physicals.

LMAO

https://deadspin.com/xfl-quarterback-allegedly-sold-plays-to-opposing-teams-1850190082

ok lol

can't decide if this dude is a hero or a villain

column a, column b

rest in peace, Bud Grant

I find it pretty hilarious to go through some psych native vision quest retreat and come out saying “I WANT to play for the JETs!”

What a F’n weirdo…

I mean the Jets had the last HOF-bound Packer QB on their roster in his waning hours, I guess they want to collect the whole set

jets with rodgers are gonna be good trying not to get my hopes up

also not looking forward to rooting for this asshole if he does come, but he would immediately become a top two signal caller in franchise history and probably not number two

show some respect for ken o’brien

Vinnie Testeverde and Boomer Esiason were a couple of other vets Jets.

both old, tho vinny def spent his best years with the jets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4BKPYiEgGk

Jets signing Lazard, looking at signing Cobb, they already have Hackett, so it very much seems they believe they're gonna land him

the jets have shown interest in marcedes lewis lol

lmao that would probably be a dealbreaker for Rodgers