"More Diss" - America's favorite Dystopian pastime 2022-2023

Wow Johnson out now

9ers are snakebit as hell in this game

was pretty hyped for this one but man this game sucks

Comical game, can’t beat the refs and the eagles without your 3rd and 4th string qb

Also hard when your qb can't throw the ball and you have to run a 1920s offense

Take 1: philly fans booing fight roughness is v precious lol
take 2: philly fans were mad they were breaking up fight

understandably not in their control, but easiest path to a super bowl in history?

congrats to philly for sb lvii!

frankly i thought you’d have way more suggest bans by now.

these shitposts from me make it seem like i dont both like and respect philly, which i do!

Jalen Hurts sucked today lol

Xpost - has to be close to the easiest, but hard to hold it against them given how rock solid they were all year

Bummer game, both teams at full strength would have been a hell of game

How many teams have burned through three or more QBs this year

It's really disheartening that San Fran got so disrupted by it today

Lol, people itt acting like SF just decided to use a bunch of QBs today for fun and Philly had nothing to do with it.

Congrats on concussing a QB?

Philly's defense is great obv

Like not saying Philly should feel bad about winning, this shit happens and it's not like they weren't the top seed all year. Enjoy the win!

But you're going to have a hard time winning if both your QBs suffer fairly severe injuries and one only returned cos otherwise the RB would be taking direct snaps all game

And who knows Philly could easily have won with Purdy playing the whole way. Just bummed we didn't get to see it.

This next game though, should be a goodie

Philly has been the best team in the league for most of the season

eagles had an easy path sure, but even garden variety great teams don't:
- set the super bowl era record for sacks in a season
- set the all-time record for rushing touchdowns in a season

yea grats to philly no shade

either way theyll have to prove it to win the chip

Never an easy path in the playoffs IMO. Bills looked to have a clear path and almost lost to our third string QB. Lots of #1 seeds choke out

Yeah, either AFC team could beat them on any given day.

and also i admit that if hurts gets more hurts and they lose suggest ban 57, eagles’ fans will be like “fuck yeah, he shouldna got hurt if he wanted to win!” that’s like— that’s like the purity of philly imo

Jesus Burrow

Arrowhead is fn loud

Eagles earned it for sure those sacks that led to injuries sealed the win. Weird game from the jump and was just sad/frustrating to watch the whole time. Never seen anything like it.

damn bengals/niners would have been fun. a nice throwback to the ultimate ‘80s Super Bowls (non-SB shufflin’ crew division)

Yea I really wanted that matchup!

This isn't a barnburner so far

Burrow's beat up line not doing him any favors

Uhhh what just happened

no one knows. was nice of mahomes to give the ball back tho

holy fuck what an ending. really hate that penalty but still wow

The look on Ossais face was too much to bear

they had to call that penalty, but he was trying to make a play

They're gonna make it all about Mahomes but props to the Chiefs defense standing up in the last minute, Cincinnati didn't need many yards to be set up for that game-winning FG and KC didn't let them get there

Chris Jones was a monster

Yeah MVP of the game

Penalty sucks but that will get called every time

I endorse it getting called all the time, guys have to know to be conservative about that kind of hit and that means sometimes you call it when they didn't mean to do it, they just didn't mean hard enough to avoid doing it

yeah I agree it needs to be called but still having it happen in that situation is just really unfortunate. if the Bangles can complain about anything it's the refs missing several blocks in the back during that big kickoff return at the end. oh well. Chiefs have really been laying out some brutal playoff losses lately. much more fun to watch them to it than Tom Brady.

At the end of the day, the Bengals can bitch all they want but they also caught a hobbled Mahones who wasn't even close to 100%

never not gonna be called, particularly when it’s a QB

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Yeah esp with player safety now

it's just a shitty rule, the way the game is set up you can absolutely level a dude in one spot but if they're a couple feet over it's a penalty. you can destroy a QB or a kicker if the ball is in the process of being thrown or punted but a split second later it's a big foul. obviously this stuff is necessary but those automatic first down penalties can totally change the game and I feel like it's a big ask of the defense when half the QBs in the league happen to also be one of the fastest guys on the roster. sucks but that's how its gotta be I guess.

there were a lot of ticky-tacky fouls on the bengals that erased huge plays in the 4th qtr. on the other hand the bengals had the chance to go down the field and win in the last two minutes, and their pass protection just couldn't stand up.

Hell of a game by Burrow though. He reminds me of Rodgers circa 2011. Even some of his incomplete passes were perfectly placed sideline throws. If they can get some pass protection that offense will be unstoppable.

the hit out of bounds rule has to be enforced strictly to prevent any kind of extra curricular activity between players on the field and players on the sideline. not to mention that there are plenty of non-football obstacles on the sideline (ossai injured himself on that play when he slammed into a bench) and people on the sideline who aren’t wearing pads

nick bosa injured his leg just standing on the sideline during a punt return lol

yea it's a necessary rule, kinda reminds me of the balk in baseball, if you didn't enforce it you'd get some weird angle shots which I think go against the spirit of the game. but 95% of the time it's called it's done unintentionally. so it sucks but you gotta have it