"More Diss" - America's favorite Dystopian pastime 2022-2023

Bengals defense is looking really good. That D-line is tough and they got good cornerbacks. It's the most loaded Bengals team ever, they really don't have a lot missing at all now. Mixon being hurt got Perine some more playing time and that dude is just hard to get down, so now they have a two headed running attack they did not have. They got two TEs that are credible. Their WRs are some of the best groups.

Cincy has had a few decades of misery with the Bengals and Reds, I really hope they don't let them down again.

Cowboys D played a good game, but it always comes down that Dallas will do dumb s&!t moves that blows the game. They had the Niners pinned twice and blew it with penalties that had nothing to do with what was going on. One of Dak's picks looked really bad, but the Niners were playing pretty bare knuckle.

It's like Diggs acting like an a$$ on the sideline, did he see Allen running for his life in the backfield? They would have sacked Bernie Kosar like 40 times yesterday as Allen did quite a bit of Houdini moves to escape defenders. Allen often did not have time to set up to thrown down field.

Bengals O line was a real surprise, if they have one weakness it's Burrow getting sacked too much. three backups vs. a pretty good defense and they only got to him once. feels like the Chiefs are gonna have to score a lot to keep up.

check this out from the official Cowboys account. trouble in paradise I guess

Dak Prescott gave away the ball twice in the narrow loss to the 49ers, in a matchup the Cowboys had a chance to win if they didn’t again generate self-inflicted wounds.#DALvsSF | #DallasCowboys

— Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) January 23, 2023

49ers are just a remarkably tough team to stop, they always seem to do just enough to make life difficult. they are the king of those 9 minute drives with 6-7 first downs. not a lotta margin for error and the Cowboys are known for their errors

That’s an insane tweet

Is Jerry Jones writing the tweets

I caught you taking my photo as well. But I enjoyed a baked potato and a win. How about you? pic.twitter.com/ML4AdAzafB

— KC Potato Girl (@nicnacpattiwac6) January 22, 2023

lmao that's an all time great Twitter interaction

ya i loved that too. and also stashed boiled potatoes- effective fueling

wow the panthers hired a white guy who was just fired by the *colts* rather than retaining the black interim coach who led them back into playoff contention? i am shocked

will nathaniel hackett eventually get another NFL head coaching job y/n

i mean, josh mcdaniels managed it

― mookieproof, Tuesday, December 27, 2022 9:45 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

no, he’ll be lucky to become a coordinator anywhere

― sault bae (voodoo chili), Tuesday, December 27, 2022 10:20 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah I get more of a Ben McAdoo vibe from him

― frogbs, Tuesday, December 27, 2022 11:13 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

when you want rodgers so bad that you hire his loser friend, and then you miss on rodgers, and so end up hiring russ.

― normal AI yankovic (Hunt3r), Tuesday, December 27, 2022 7:03 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

no, he’ll be lucky to become a coordinator anywhere

i agree (and he probably needs to go save a college team now) but it's tough to underrate the staying power of a large white coaching son

― mookieproof, Tuesday, December 27, 2022 7:15 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

He's gonna be Cam Cameron

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, December 27, 2022 7:29 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hackett will have a job somewhere. No doubt that some college coach would love him to be o-coordinator, if he wanted to get into that racket. They love to be able to say recruits - this guy worked with Aaron Rodgers.

Matt Rhule literally went from a laughing stock in the NFL to getting paid fat money @ Nebraska as they are so desperate for it to matter again. What a bunch of maroons. Dude was so bad, he left they traded their best players and then they almost might make the playoffs AND his backup QB has embarrassed two teams getting hired off the street.

― earlnash, Wednesday, December 28, 2022 2:41 PM (four weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

Nathaniel Hackett is now the OC for the New York Jets.

lucky man

don't understand the Panthers hiring Reich either. I mean I'm sure there's so much more to it than what you see on the field but Wilks clearly deserved a shot. even weirder because the players apparently liked him a lot. it's not like the Panthers are just a year away from being competitive either.

Purdy is out, wow
If they win this game Shanahan will have pulled one of the great coaching feats

Unbelievable

noooooooooooo

Their 4th stringer doesn’t seem very good

Purdy on a bum elbow would be better

Yeah he doesn't look good

Though the Eagles offense isn't looking much better

How many more QBs can San Fran throw in the bin this year

McCaffrey is insane

crazy game so far

A real "defense wins games" affair

Yeah a lot of weird things happening in this game

Man just depressing stuff

Hurts definitely doesn't look 100%

tbf no QB ever does against San Fran

They are very good

Wow Johnson out now

9ers are snakebit as hell in this game

was pretty hyped for this one but man this game sucks

Comical game, can’t beat the refs and the eagles without your 3rd and 4th string qb

Also hard when your qb can't throw the ball and you have to run a 1920s offense

Take 1: philly fans booing fight roughness is v precious lol
take 2: philly fans were mad they were breaking up fight

understandably not in their control, but easiest path to a super bowl in history?

congrats to philly for sb lvii!

frankly i thought you’d have way more suggest bans by now.

these shitposts from me make it seem like i dont both like and respect philly, which i do!

Jalen Hurts sucked today lol

Xpost - has to be close to the easiest, but hard to hold it against them given how rock solid they were all year

Bummer game, both teams at full strength would have been a hell of game

How many teams have burned through three or more QBs this year

It's really disheartening that San Fran got so disrupted by it today

Lol, people itt acting like SF just decided to use a bunch of QBs today for fun and Philly had nothing to do with it.

Congrats on concussing a QB?

Philly's defense is great obv

Like not saying Philly should feel bad about winning, this shit happens and it's not like they weren't the top seed all year. Enjoy the win!

But you're going to have a hard time winning if both your QBs suffer fairly severe injuries and one only returned cos otherwise the RB would be taking direct snaps all game

And who knows Philly could easily have won with Purdy playing the whole way. Just bummed we didn't get to see it.

This next game though, should be a goodie

Philly has been the best team in the league for most of the season

eagles had an easy path sure, but even garden variety great teams don't:
- set the super bowl era record for sacks in a season
- set the all-time record for rushing touchdowns in a season

yea grats to philly no shade

either way theyll have to prove it to win the chip

Never an easy path in the playoffs IMO. Bills looked to have a clear path and almost lost to our third string QB. Lots of #1 seeds choke out

Yeah, either AFC team could beat them on any given day.

and also i admit that if hurts gets more hurts and they lose suggest ban 57, eagles’ fans will be like “fuck yeah, he shouldna got hurt if he wanted to win!” that’s like— that’s like the purity of philly imo