"More Diss" - America's favorite Dystopian pastime 2022-2023

Pretty nice after listening to Giants fans on the fan talk about the Super Bowl all week.

they were prob talking about the 2012 super bowl

Are the Bills just not a snow team?

zing

horseshoe, how about playing some defense (also happy birthday)

Happy Birthday ‘shoe!

Happy Birthday ‘shoe!

starting to get a worrisome early 90s bills vibe

minus, you know, the conference titles

wow they got wrecked today. at home no less. makes the Ravens should've-been victory seem a lot more impressive

The Cowboys are my most hated franchise in all of sports, but I kind of want them to win so we get them and the Eagles in Philly.

yeah that would be a really fun one. would be such a bonkers atmosphere. also fuck Nick Bosa. but I also kinda want to see how far this Brock Purdy thing goes. yesterday someone on ESPN was saying "if the 49ers make it to the Super Bowl, do you stick with Purdy" and its like uhh...yes? I mean it's nearly a full seasons worth of games and their offense has been markedly better with him. definitely doesn't appear to just be a "well he's not fucking up" thing

Yeeesh, Mahers first XP blocked

On replay that was gonna be a pretty bad miss too

That missed XP looking more crucial now. Wonder who they bring out if they score a TD, or if they go for two.

Correct move is to go for 2 even if Maher didnt have the yips, hope he sends him out there anyway

nick bosa sucks but is he really worse than oil man and nfl cartel boss jerrah jones

McCarthy winning a Super Bowl without Rodgers would be pretty funny though

we might get the 49ers-Bengals rematch after all.

probably be Eagles - Chiefs instead

idk Cincy's win was really convincing and they have beaten the Chiefs 3 times straight

its kinda fun to see everyone pile on McCarthy's final play call, as though there's really anything you can do with 6 seconds left and 70 yards to gain, but holy hell that was one crazy formation. I give him credit for at least trying the whole "what if we just put out fast guys" idea

zing

horseshoe, how about playing some defense (also happy birthday)

― mookieproof, Sunday, January 22, 2023 4:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Happy Birthday ‘shoe!

― brownie, Sunday, January 22, 2023 5:22 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

thank you! guys, i hate/love the bills. they played like a butt. today, i am bummed.

on the other hand, now i am freed from the tyranny of watching football for the rest of the season

horsehoe, i would like to apologize for cheering for the bills and bringing even more of the "vikings of the afc" vibes to the team. i hope you had a good bday.

never apologize! there is dignity in our doomed fandom, maybe? thank you! my birthday was on Thursday, so the Bills didn't ruin it.

this is the life we chose, it's true

gotta say that Bills/Bengals/Chiefs three-way rivalry is pretty fun, the most fun one in the NFL now. they could be knocking each other outta the playoffs and trading SB titles for the next 7-8 years.

Yeah the AFC is cool rn

not even mentioning the Chargers and Jags, who are gonna be right there too.

something I thought was really cute yesterday was when Ja'Marr Chase made some cool play and Romo said "Chase is on the case"...good to know he suffers through Paw Patrol just like the rest of us dads

Bengals defense is looking really good. That D-line is tough and they got good cornerbacks. It's the most loaded Bengals team ever, they really don't have a lot missing at all now. Mixon being hurt got Perine some more playing time and that dude is just hard to get down, so now they have a two headed running attack they did not have. They got two TEs that are credible. Their WRs are some of the best groups.

Cincy has had a few decades of misery with the Bengals and Reds, I really hope they don't let them down again.

Cowboys D played a good game, but it always comes down that Dallas will do dumb s&!t moves that blows the game. They had the Niners pinned twice and blew it with penalties that had nothing to do with what was going on. One of Dak's picks looked really bad, but the Niners were playing pretty bare knuckle.

It's like Diggs acting like an a$$ on the sideline, did he see Allen running for his life in the backfield? They would have sacked Bernie Kosar like 40 times yesterday as Allen did quite a bit of Houdini moves to escape defenders. Allen often did not have time to set up to thrown down field.

Bengals O line was a real surprise, if they have one weakness it's Burrow getting sacked too much. three backups vs. a pretty good defense and they only got to him once. feels like the Chiefs are gonna have to score a lot to keep up.

check this out from the official Cowboys account. trouble in paradise I guess

Dak Prescott gave away the ball twice in the narrow loss to the 49ers, in a matchup the Cowboys had a chance to win if they didn’t again generate self-inflicted wounds.#DALvsSF | #DallasCowboys

— Dallas Cowboys (@dallascowboys) January 23, 2023

49ers are just a remarkably tough team to stop, they always seem to do just enough to make life difficult. they are the king of those 9 minute drives with 6-7 first downs. not a lotta margin for error and the Cowboys are known for their errors

That’s an insane tweet

Is Jerry Jones writing the tweets

I caught you taking my photo as well. But I enjoyed a baked potato and a win. How about you? pic.twitter.com/ML4AdAzafB

— KC Potato Girl (@nicnacpattiwac6) January 22, 2023

lmao that's an all time great Twitter interaction

ya i loved that too. and also stashed boiled potatoes- effective fueling

wow the panthers hired a white guy who was just fired by the *colts* rather than retaining the black interim coach who led them back into playoff contention? i am shocked

will nathaniel hackett eventually get another NFL head coaching job y/n

i mean, josh mcdaniels managed it

― mookieproof, Tuesday, December 27, 2022 9:45 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

no, he’ll be lucky to become a coordinator anywhere

― sault bae (voodoo chili), Tuesday, December 27, 2022 10:20 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah I get more of a Ben McAdoo vibe from him

― frogbs, Tuesday, December 27, 2022 11:13 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

when you want rodgers so bad that you hire his loser friend, and then you miss on rodgers, and so end up hiring russ.

― normal AI yankovic (Hunt3r), Tuesday, December 27, 2022 7:03 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

no, he’ll be lucky to become a coordinator anywhere

i agree (and he probably needs to go save a college team now) but it's tough to underrate the staying power of a large white coaching son

― mookieproof, Tuesday, December 27, 2022 7:15 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

He's gonna be Cam Cameron

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, December 27, 2022 7:29 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hackett will have a job somewhere. No doubt that some college coach would love him to be o-coordinator, if he wanted to get into that racket. They love to be able to say recruits - this guy worked with Aaron Rodgers.

Matt Rhule literally went from a laughing stock in the NFL to getting paid fat money @ Nebraska as they are so desperate for it to matter again. What a bunch of maroons. Dude was so bad, he left they traded their best players and then they almost might make the playoffs AND his backup QB has embarrassed two teams getting hired off the street.

― earlnash, Wednesday, December 28, 2022 2:41 PM (four weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

Nathaniel Hackett is now the OC for the New York Jets.

lucky man

don't understand the Panthers hiring Reich either. I mean I'm sure there's so much more to it than what you see on the field but Wilks clearly deserved a shot. even weirder because the players apparently liked him a lot. it's not like the Panthers are just a year away from being competitive either.

Purdy is out, wow
If they win this game Shanahan will have pulled one of the great coaching feats

Unbelievable

noooooooooooo

Their 4th stringer doesn’t seem very good

Purdy on a bum elbow would be better

Yeah he doesn't look good

Though the Eagles offense isn't looking much better

How many more QBs can San Fran throw in the bin this year

McCaffrey is insane

crazy game so far

A real "defense wins games" affair