"More Diss" - America's favorite Dystopian pastime 2022-2023

he’s been the most effective qb runner this year minus hurts and lamar lol

― sault bae (voodoo chili), Sunday, January 15, 2023 2:44 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Don’t forget my man josh fields!

yeah bills played like garbage, got lucky. thompson had a good game!

calling it now, Cowboys will be up 17-3 with 6 minutes to go and lose in overtime

I can get behind that.

Brett Maher has missed all 3 PATs, what the hell is going on

don't wanna be one of those guys who infers stuff based off "body language" but Tom Brady's "body language" is that of a man who really wants to go to bed early

i'd say he'd be drinking his tears away at Mons Venus after but they don't serve alcohol there

oh my god Maher's like please get the camera off me. feel for the poor guy

I mean that's a field goal and a point, that's a lot of points to leave on the field

Steve Sax syndrome

The lengths the NFL will go to in order to distract everyone from a bad Brady performance

this is reminding me of Roffle's last game

Uh oh, is this where the 4 missed XPs come to kill Dallas

Hahaha nope

tbh that would be an absolutely insane way to lose even for the playoff Cowboys and I kinda want it to happen

Wonder if guy who lost 1.4 mill on the Chargers just bet 3 mill on the Bucs to win a gazillion

amazing that Brady got divorced for this. between that, getting pancaked in the playoffs by the Cowboys, and putting all his money in FTX he's somehow both the biggest winner and the biggest loser in the NFL

sheesh add potentially ending Gage's career to the list

just wanna point out 45.5 was the line on this which makes these stat padding shenanigans a lot funnier

cant imagine this will be up too long

That’s nothing. Some school districts are putting litter boxes in the school bathrooms for the students who identify as cats. Very important to address every student’s needs.

— Tony Dungy (@TonyDungy) January 18, 2023

Dumbgy

Already down but screenshots all over

What a dumbshit

What Mahomes is doing right now is ridiculous

well that's a paddlin'

it’s a cool time to be an eagles fan

Pretty nice after listening to Giants fans on the fan talk about the Super Bowl all week.

they were prob talking about the 2012 super bowl

Are the Bills just not a snow team?

zing

horseshoe, how about playing some defense (also happy birthday)

Happy Birthday ‘shoe!

Happy Birthday ‘shoe!

starting to get a worrisome early 90s bills vibe

minus, you know, the conference titles

wow they got wrecked today. at home no less. makes the Ravens should've-been victory seem a lot more impressive

The Cowboys are my most hated franchise in all of sports, but I kind of want them to win so we get them and the Eagles in Philly.

yeah that would be a really fun one. would be such a bonkers atmosphere. also fuck Nick Bosa. but I also kinda want to see how far this Brock Purdy thing goes. yesterday someone on ESPN was saying "if the 49ers make it to the Super Bowl, do you stick with Purdy" and its like uhh...yes? I mean it's nearly a full seasons worth of games and their offense has been markedly better with him. definitely doesn't appear to just be a "well he's not fucking up" thing

Yeeesh, Mahers first XP blocked

On replay that was gonna be a pretty bad miss too

That missed XP looking more crucial now. Wonder who they bring out if they score a TD, or if they go for two.

Correct move is to go for 2 even if Maher didnt have the yips, hope he sends him out there anyway

nick bosa sucks but is he really worse than oil man and nfl cartel boss jerrah jones

McCarthy winning a Super Bowl without Rodgers would be pretty funny though

we might get the 49ers-Bengals rematch after all.

probably be Eagles - Chiefs instead

idk Cincy's win was really convincing and they have beaten the Chiefs 3 times straight

its kinda fun to see everyone pile on McCarthy's final play call, as though there's really anything you can do with 6 seconds left and 70 yards to gain, but holy hell that was one crazy formation. I give him credit for at least trying the whole "what if we just put out fast guys" idea

zing

horseshoe, how about playing some defense (also happy birthday)

― mookieproof, Sunday, January 22, 2023 4:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Happy Birthday ‘shoe!

― brownie, Sunday, January 22, 2023 5:22 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

thank you! guys, i hate/love the bills. they played like a butt. today, i am bummed.

on the other hand, now i am freed from the tyranny of watching football for the rest of the season

horsehoe, i would like to apologize for cheering for the bills and bringing even more of the "vikings of the afc" vibes to the team. i hope you had a good bday.

never apologize! there is dignity in our doomed fandom, maybe? thank you! my birthday was on Thursday, so the Bills didn't ruin it.

this is the life we chose, it's true

gotta say that Bills/Bengals/Chiefs three-way rivalry is pretty fun, the most fun one in the NFL now. they could be knocking each other outta the playoffs and trading SB titles for the next 7-8 years.