"More Diss" - America's favorite Dystopian pastime 2022-2023

btw why are you a dolphins fan as opposed to being a bucs fan?

i mean, i don't blame you! just curious about florida loyalties

My grandpa, mostly. He moved down to FL in the 70s, before the Bucs existed, and he became a Fins fan. And then I took an interest in watching with him

It's funny cos then everyone assumes I like the Heat, the Hurricanes, the Marlins, lol fuck those teams. Dolphins my only Miami team of rooting interest

Christian Watson looks like a star in the making wow

xp cool

butcher shop in my (brooklyn) neighborhood is all pro-chute and they're great but also they're yankees + jets fans?

come on, Antny

wonder if I just watched Rodgers' last game

Russell has to currently be on pace to be one of the worst free agency signings ever. If he fixes things next year then ok but it's shocking how bad he's fallen off

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, November 27, 2022 7:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it's much worse than that!

The Broncos have agreed to trade quarterback Drew Lock, tight end Noah Fant, defensive lineman Shelby Harris, two first-round picks (2022 -- No. 9 overall -- and 2023), two second-round picks (2022 -- No. 40 overall -- and 2023) and a 2022 fifth-round selection to the Seahawks for Wilson and a 2022 fourth-round pick, sources said.

the vikings have been limp like that for 40 years

― mookieproof, Thursday, November 24, 2022 9:17 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

the vikings have the 7th highest winning percentage of all nfl franchises, it's not a lions thing - it's the build up/crushing disappointment that gets you, they have generally been good teams that's the problem.

Xpost lol shit I forgot about all the trades. My god... wow

Yeah all that plus Seattle got out from his contract, near Herschal Walker territory

lol i just meant that the magnet on that vikings helmet wasn’t strong enough to hold itself straight

lol it's okay i'm processing a lot of trauma

uhh

This Deshone Kizer interview by Adam Breneman has some absolutely buck-wild stories about Aaron Rodgers and conspiracies https://t.co/lr2gsjdiIn pic.twitter.com/Pp4Wm2Meq4

— Arif Hasan, hates turkey 🙅‍♂️🦃 (@ArifHasanNFL) November 29, 2022

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35173057/browns-watson-shown-signs-progress-treatment-program

Inspirational: sources say watson is really being helped by this program he was made to take for all those things he still says he didn’t do.

Hope he gets lit up today. Fuck him

Hope he throws 3td and 15 int the rest of the way and Jacoby brissett goes to the raiders or something and takes them to the chip.

Wow fuck ESPN for running that story.

Lmao Watson shitting the bed against his old one win team

I haven't rooted this hard against anybody since Roethlisberger. If his comeback succeeds and his conduct is whitewashed I might finally be done with the NFL.

Same here but cmon they ain’t losing to the Texans

49ers up 10 on the Dolphins despite their QB being literally the last pick in this years draft

Have you met our overrated secondary

feel like this evening's game features a strong possibility of utter humilation

Still a while to go, but I got to think Jalen Hurts might be my MVP choice. I got to say, it has to be just a matter of time until he gets hurt as he is a bit fearless running the ball.

Eagles are looking pretty tough now, but I think they came out of today a bit more banged up.

Lot more football to go before the playoffs though. Same thing with the Bengals, they are looking pretty good right now too in all facets. That Perine is a banger. Their skills players are so deep and talented.

Cowboys too

just dropping a casual 33 points in the 4th quarter

Niners are cursed. Jimmy and Trey out for the year and they have a world class defense and all kinda offensive weapons.

gtfo

oh no, we smoked a playoff team with a guy off the street playing qb. so cursed!

go find a lions fan to apologize to and return suitably chastened

tbf idk where you're gonna find a lions fan, so carry on

Didn’t know they even had a team to be cursed tbf

BILLS BILLS BILLS

i was very pleased with the Lions' good showing yesterday; they are my second team, maybe. i was born in Detroit!

also very pleased with the booing of Deshaun Watson

I've seen some pics of some disgusting shirts Browns fans have been wearing, the whole thing is shameful

Lions are a fun and very strange team, they seem like the type that can give up 40 points to the league's worst offense and then beat the eventual Super Bowl winner 45-10

I grew up a Lions fan. Changed allegiances when I moved to Cleveland. Have regretted being a football fan since birth.

it's a hard row to hoe in the Rust Belt, brownie

next year seems like it could be a big one for Detroit. idk if they're gonna stick with Goff but they've got something cool brewing there, as always the big thing is they need to learn how to stop shooting themselves in the foot

amusing how Green Bay was the odds on favorite to win the NFC North this year, and had they not completed the 2nd half comeback they'd be sitting in last place. obviously Rodgers is not playing all that well (in part due to injury) but also this defense is giving up an insane amount of yards, particularly on the ground. it's crazy how despite having multiple head coaches, DCs, and entire defenses the team can still have the same problem year in and year out.

i was excited to watch the jets play meaningful december football, but the downside is a crushing loss like yesterday's. they let the vikes convert third down after third down in the first half and put themselves in a 17 point hole. they were so close to getting out of it!

mike white looks good but idk if having him throw it 57 times is ideal. hopefully they can recreate their magic against the bills next week.

in passing, i am so annoyed by the jets and the entire AFC east being good this season! i feel like the pats skated to so many AFC east titles because the rest of us were kind of terrible.

if Tampa loses this they'll fall to 5-7 and still be in sole possession of first place

really wanted the Browns to eat shit by having Baker play like a star elsewhere but uhh apparently he's not even good enough to be a backup anymore

The Packers have mismanaged the late part of Rodgers's career so badly.

fucking insane how much better the Bucs' hurry up offense is than their regular one

Niners are cursed. Jimmy and Trey out for the year and they have a world class defense and all kinda offensive weapons.

― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Sunday, December 4, 2022 11:55 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

they can pick up Baker!!! why the hell not??

because they've seen film of him playing

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/andrew-luck-explains-colts-retire-nfl/dbx6ztnq6imadw43hpyz3f7h

The anti-Brady, respect

yeah good for him

Titans just fired their GM, which is odd because they're playoff bound. I wonder what's happening there.

someone fucked someone's wife

lions (5-7) are two-point favorites vs the vikings (10-2) this weekend, which is interesting