"More Diss" - America's favorite Dystopian pastime 2022-2023

there is that, yeah.

I was more annoyed that the Lions put themselves in that position to begin with. letting time tick off the clock, zero urgency, practically settling for the field goal even before Goff missed on that 3rd and 1. and honestly there it might have just been better to get the first down, call timeout, so you can take a few shots at end zone rather than just one.

their defense is the worst in the league, they're playing the Bills, they leave them 20 seconds and go "how bad could it be?" lol.

a few things about this season...

1) having an odd number of games is literally the dumbest thing, no other major American sport does it. soccer leagues don't do it. having an uneven amount of home and away games makes no sense. they should have either added two, or just kept it at 16.

2) shit like the Bucs being 5-5 and in first place and the 7-9 Seahawks getting in a few years ago makes me wish we just reduced to two divisions. the four divisions are just dumb at this point.

3) the parity this year reminds me of the early 2000s.

(i know they did the odd numbered games last year too, i'm gonna keep whining about it indefinitely)

the NFL's 16 game season was the perfect schedule. like a 32-team World Cup

tbh go back to this or gtfo

https://i.imgur.com/Ot5ohs7.jpg

(these are the standings in, i believe, 1977, when i was given this set of magnets)

the vikings have been limp like that for 40 years

ohhh I hate the fact that the Vikings got a 1st down out of that

Really rude for the Texans not to show up to the game today

I know everyone is dunking on Rodgers this year but holy hell Russel Wilson might be putting up the worst Year 1 of a massive contract ever. How do you let this continue

Bengals shut down Travis Henry to 38 yards on 17 carries. That will work.

Russell has to currently be on pace to be one of the worst free agency signings ever. If he fixes things next year then ok but it's shocking how bad he's fallen off

Miami's Armstead (LT) injury thankfully just a pec strain, no tear

That did not stop my fellow Fins fans from screaming "season over" as they became 8-3 for the first time since 2001

btw why are you a dolphins fan as opposed to being a bucs fan?

i mean, i don't blame you! just curious about florida loyalties

My grandpa, mostly. He moved down to FL in the 70s, before the Bucs existed, and he became a Fins fan. And then I took an interest in watching with him

It's funny cos then everyone assumes I like the Heat, the Hurricanes, the Marlins, lol fuck those teams. Dolphins my only Miami team of rooting interest

Christian Watson looks like a star in the making wow

xp cool

butcher shop in my (brooklyn) neighborhood is all pro-chute and they're great but also they're yankees + jets fans?

come on, Antny

wonder if I just watched Rodgers' last game

Russell has to currently be on pace to be one of the worst free agency signings ever. If he fixes things next year then ok but it's shocking how bad he's fallen off

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, November 27, 2022 7:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it's much worse than that!

The Broncos have agreed to trade quarterback Drew Lock, tight end Noah Fant, defensive lineman Shelby Harris, two first-round picks (2022 -- No. 9 overall -- and 2023), two second-round picks (2022 -- No. 40 overall -- and 2023) and a 2022 fifth-round selection to the Seahawks for Wilson and a 2022 fourth-round pick, sources said.

the vikings have been limp like that for 40 years

― mookieproof, Thursday, November 24, 2022 9:17 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

the vikings have the 7th highest winning percentage of all nfl franchises, it's not a lions thing - it's the build up/crushing disappointment that gets you, they have generally been good teams that's the problem.

Xpost lol shit I forgot about all the trades. My god... wow

Yeah all that plus Seattle got out from his contract, near Herschal Walker territory

lol i just meant that the magnet on that vikings helmet wasn’t strong enough to hold itself straight

lol it's okay i'm processing a lot of trauma

uhh

This Deshone Kizer interview by Adam Breneman has some absolutely buck-wild stories about Aaron Rodgers and conspiracies https://t.co/lr2gsjdiIn pic.twitter.com/Pp4Wm2Meq4

— Arif Hasan, hates turkey 🙅‍♂️🦃 (@ArifHasanNFL) November 29, 2022

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35173057/browns-watson-shown-signs-progress-treatment-program

Inspirational: sources say watson is really being helped by this program he was made to take for all those things he still says he didn’t do.

Hope he gets lit up today. Fuck him

Hope he throws 3td and 15 int the rest of the way and Jacoby brissett goes to the raiders or something and takes them to the chip.

Wow fuck ESPN for running that story.

Lmao Watson shitting the bed against his old one win team

I haven't rooted this hard against anybody since Roethlisberger. If his comeback succeeds and his conduct is whitewashed I might finally be done with the NFL.

Same here but cmon they ain’t losing to the Texans

49ers up 10 on the Dolphins despite their QB being literally the last pick in this years draft

Have you met our overrated secondary

feel like this evening's game features a strong possibility of utter humilation

Still a while to go, but I got to think Jalen Hurts might be my MVP choice. I got to say, it has to be just a matter of time until he gets hurt as he is a bit fearless running the ball.

Eagles are looking pretty tough now, but I think they came out of today a bit more banged up.

Lot more football to go before the playoffs though. Same thing with the Bengals, they are looking pretty good right now too in all facets. That Perine is a banger. Their skills players are so deep and talented.

Cowboys too

just dropping a casual 33 points in the 4th quarter

Niners are cursed. Jimmy and Trey out for the year and they have a world class defense and all kinda offensive weapons.

gtfo

oh no, we smoked a playoff team with a guy off the street playing qb. so cursed!

go find a lions fan to apologize to and return suitably chastened

tbf idk where you're gonna find a lions fan, so carry on

Didn’t know they even had a team to be cursed tbf

BILLS BILLS BILLS

i was very pleased with the Lions' good showing yesterday; they are my second team, maybe. i was born in Detroit!

also very pleased with the booing of Deshaun Watson

I've seen some pics of some disgusting shirts Browns fans have been wearing, the whole thing is shameful

Lions are a fun and very strange team, they seem like the type that can give up 40 points to the league's worst offense and then beat the eventual Super Bowl winner 45-10

I grew up a Lions fan. Changed allegiances when I moved to Cleveland. Have regretted being a football fan since birth.

it's a hard row to hoe in the Rust Belt, brownie

next year seems like it could be a big one for Detroit. idk if they're gonna stick with Goff but they've got something cool brewing there, as always the big thing is they need to learn how to stop shooting themselves in the foot

amusing how Green Bay was the odds on favorite to win the NFC North this year, and had they not completed the 2nd half comeback they'd be sitting in last place. obviously Rodgers is not playing all that well (in part due to injury) but also this defense is giving up an insane amount of yards, particularly on the ground. it's crazy how despite having multiple head coaches, DCs, and entire defenses the team can still have the same problem year in and year out.