"More Diss" - America's favorite Dystopian pastime 2022-2023

It's...not good

xxp saw houston had 5 total yds 1st half

Bengals offense is starting to look pretty good. O-line is getting better. They need to throw more to that Perine guy #34- he is brute.

Pickett is starting to look at bit better and if the Steelers had a better o-line/run game - he will do ok.

WTF Vikings...ouch. Everyone has been waiting on this one for weeks but I guess the magic bag was emptied out last week in Buffalo.

How the Vikings can get so outplayed after last week’s huge game is incredible to me. But they do it, season after season.

kinda seems like we're at the "wait which teams are good, again?" point of the season.

hold up. do the Chargers have a kicker named Dicker

whoa all time cool pick to seal the Chiefs/Chargers game. 2 Chiefs had a shot at it, collided into each other, then the ball bounced into the hands of a 3rd one

hard to tell how much the Lions play of the last two weeks is genuine improvement and how much is their opponent's own ineptitude.

leaning towards "they're turning a corner but aren't quite there yet"

lol and then they gave that up

great, gonna hear about the Josh Allen redemption story even though he only really showed up in the fourth quarter.

I mean sure but that was a hell of a throw. He’s clearly hurt

Goff had #84 wide open on that 3rd and 1 to win it. He just didn’t see it. Too bad would’ve been super cool for the Lions to go on a run here

they mismanaged that whole drive. wasted a lot of time, so they only had one real deep shot that could get them anywhere near a touchdown. it seemed like they were content going to OT. then forgot they actually had to play defense for 20 seconds. how does someone get that wide open when you're dropping back that far.

I don't see rationally with division rivals, I see blood red. Miami gonna have to win Sunday to keep first by tiebreaker.

apparently Houston starting Kyle Allen instead of Davis Mills!

Dear Giants,

If it is 4th and 1 - RUN THE BALL.

Your best player is Barkley, use him.

Earl.

I just cannot figure out how freaking soft NFL defenses have become that any lead with 20 seconds on a kickoff without some crazy long return is not safe.

Dallas' O-line is still playing dumb as a doorknobs. For as a big a road graters they have, they are still kings of the dumb bad false start and holding penalties.

I just cannot figure out how freaking soft NFL defenses have become that any lead with 20 seconds on a kickoff without some crazy long return is not safe.

this is also the second time in two games that someone let the Bills do that. ffs I know you can't just rush one person, drop everyone back 20 yards and 'keep it all in front of you' when defending against a field goal, but like you can still play to contain the pass without blitzing and selling out your second line.

this time around they had timeouts which helped because they could use the entire field, but it's not like you don't literally practice THESE SCENARIOS DURING THE WEEK

I guess some of that is the Bills getting some return mojo for blowing a game with 13 seconds last year in the playoffs. Some of that is that they have to play so hands off anymore that if they breathe too hard on the receiver it is a penalty.

there is that, yeah.

I was more annoyed that the Lions put themselves in that position to begin with. letting time tick off the clock, zero urgency, practically settling for the field goal even before Goff missed on that 3rd and 1. and honestly there it might have just been better to get the first down, call timeout, so you can take a few shots at end zone rather than just one.

their defense is the worst in the league, they're playing the Bills, they leave them 20 seconds and go "how bad could it be?" lol.

a few things about this season...

1) having an odd number of games is literally the dumbest thing, no other major American sport does it. soccer leagues don't do it. having an uneven amount of home and away games makes no sense. they should have either added two, or just kept it at 16.

2) shit like the Bucs being 5-5 and in first place and the 7-9 Seahawks getting in a few years ago makes me wish we just reduced to two divisions. the four divisions are just dumb at this point.

3) the parity this year reminds me of the early 2000s.

(i know they did the odd numbered games last year too, i'm gonna keep whining about it indefinitely)

the NFL's 16 game season was the perfect schedule. like a 32-team World Cup

tbh go back to this or gtfo

https://i.imgur.com/Ot5ohs7.jpg

(these are the standings in, i believe, 1977, when i was given this set of magnets)

the vikings have been limp like that for 40 years

ohhh I hate the fact that the Vikings got a 1st down out of that

Really rude for the Texans not to show up to the game today

I know everyone is dunking on Rodgers this year but holy hell Russel Wilson might be putting up the worst Year 1 of a massive contract ever. How do you let this continue

Bengals shut down Travis Henry to 38 yards on 17 carries. That will work.

Russell has to currently be on pace to be one of the worst free agency signings ever. If he fixes things next year then ok but it's shocking how bad he's fallen off

Miami's Armstead (LT) injury thankfully just a pec strain, no tear

That did not stop my fellow Fins fans from screaming "season over" as they became 8-3 for the first time since 2001

btw why are you a dolphins fan as opposed to being a bucs fan?

i mean, i don't blame you! just curious about florida loyalties

My grandpa, mostly. He moved down to FL in the 70s, before the Bucs existed, and he became a Fins fan. And then I took an interest in watching with him

It's funny cos then everyone assumes I like the Heat, the Hurricanes, the Marlins, lol fuck those teams. Dolphins my only Miami team of rooting interest

Christian Watson looks like a star in the making wow

xp cool

butcher shop in my (brooklyn) neighborhood is all pro-chute and they're great but also they're yankees + jets fans?

come on, Antny

wonder if I just watched Rodgers' last game

Russell has to currently be on pace to be one of the worst free agency signings ever. If he fixes things next year then ok but it's shocking how bad he's fallen off

― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, November 27, 2022 7:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it's much worse than that!

The Broncos have agreed to trade quarterback Drew Lock, tight end Noah Fant, defensive lineman Shelby Harris, two first-round picks (2022 -- No. 9 overall -- and 2023), two second-round picks (2022 -- No. 40 overall -- and 2023) and a 2022 fifth-round selection to the Seahawks for Wilson and a 2022 fourth-round pick, sources said.

the vikings have been limp like that for 40 years

― mookieproof, Thursday, November 24, 2022 9:17 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

the vikings have the 7th highest winning percentage of all nfl franchises, it's not a lions thing - it's the build up/crushing disappointment that gets you, they have generally been good teams that's the problem.

Xpost lol shit I forgot about all the trades. My god... wow

Yeah all that plus Seattle got out from his contract, near Herschal Walker territory

lol i just meant that the magnet on that vikings helmet wasn’t strong enough to hold itself straight

lol it's okay i'm processing a lot of trauma

uhh

This Deshone Kizer interview by Adam Breneman has some absolutely buck-wild stories about Aaron Rodgers and conspiracies https://t.co/lr2gsjdiIn pic.twitter.com/Pp4Wm2Meq4

— Arif Hasan, hates turkey 🙅‍♂️🦃 (@ArifHasanNFL) November 29, 2022

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35173057/browns-watson-shown-signs-progress-treatment-program

Inspirational: sources say watson is really being helped by this program he was made to take for all those things he still says he didn’t do.

Hope he gets lit up today. Fuck him

Hope he throws 3td and 15 int the rest of the way and Jacoby brissett goes to the raiders or something and takes them to the chip.

Wow fuck ESPN for running that story.

Lmao Watson shitting the bed against his old one win team

I haven't rooted this hard against anybody since Roethlisberger. If his comeback succeeds and his conduct is whitewashed I might finally be done with the NFL.

Same here but cmon they ain’t losing to the Texans

49ers up 10 on the Dolphins despite their QB being literally the last pick in this years draft

Have you met our overrated secondary