"More Diss" - America's favorite Dystopian pastime 2022-2023

Routine play in that context

if the raiders lose, at home, to the colts and their high school head coach and zombie QB and 30yo intern calling plays, josh mcdaniels should be ritually disemboweled at midfield

F' abunch of overpaid coaches trying to make their job seems like they are brain surgeons or something.

How much coaching experience did Steve Kerr have before he took over and led a dynasty? NONE.

Any coach coming off the street is going to be in the same boat whether or not they coached years or not - they got to run what they got.

Dude got way more experience as a player than Bill F'n Cower and was a union rep and a football talking head. I don't doubt that Saturday would have to game up to take on a such a job full time, but to say the guy has NO experience is BS.

i don't think saturday is an idiot, but there are a lot of guys out there who have both his playing experience *and* significant coaching experience

also it's kinda weird how whenever some team makes a bizarre coaching hire it's always for a white guy

Lots of very qualified minority candidates

i guess you can't have *just* east coast teams playing in england and germany, but it seems kind of unfair to send the seahawks to play the bucs in europe considering the jet-lag differential. nine-hour change is rough

tough for their fanbases! watching a 6:30 AM game

Just pointless and I wish they'd end this experiment.

They'll be playing in Norway by 2045

Starting to believe these missed XPs are point-shaving

Washington has 31 minutes of possession vs. 7 for Philly

Love to see it. Except I hope Snyder is being strangled to death

pretty cool getting worked by the refs in a home game

some incredibly weird turnovers in this game

oh man. sure.

pretty lame ending, Heinecke slid in such a weird way I don't blame the defenders for hitting him

nice of the referee for waiting until he started to stand up to blow the whistle, too

Holy shit that Eagles turnover!

lol @ this guy thinking a domed stadium is the solution for 3-6 feet of snow

imagine building another outdoor stadium that costs $1,400,000,000... w taxpayers contributing $850,000,000!!!... as the league discusses the potential of you losing a home game due to snow

play in snow or don't build another outdoor stadium in the snowiest NFL city in America https://t.co/wWzNtPnztM

— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) November 17, 2022

Lmaooo Tannehill never seen a fake like that

Rodgers just missing big throws tonight

he seems to be throwing where his guys are instead of where they're going to be, so his WRs have to suddenly twist their bodies and can't catch the ball. so weird to see him scramble around on these make-or-break 3rd & 7s and then chuck the ball to absolutely nobody. he's not even coming close on some of these.

two more TDs for Christian Watson though, which gives him the most for a Packers rookie in the last 40 years. he had 0 coming into last week. so I guess that's a positive.

also Tennessee ran a really cool trick play at the goal line with Henry...never actually seen anything like this before

BIG MAN JUMP PASS! The @KingHenry_2 🪄 keeps on coming. #TENvsGB on Prime Video
Also available on NFL+ https://t.co/BPNa9Cbtld pic.twitter.com/wsOVwcwt6W

— NFL (@NFL) November 18, 2022

Cool play - it even looks like the o-line created a little pocket for him.

Jets had 7 total yards in the second half

Never seen a 8-1 team look so overmatched. At home no less

It's...not good

xxp saw houston had 5 total yds 1st half

Bengals offense is starting to look pretty good. O-line is getting better. They need to throw more to that Perine guy #34- he is brute.

Pickett is starting to look at bit better and if the Steelers had a better o-line/run game - he will do ok.

WTF Vikings...ouch. Everyone has been waiting on this one for weeks but I guess the magic bag was emptied out last week in Buffalo.

How the Vikings can get so outplayed after last week’s huge game is incredible to me. But they do it, season after season.

kinda seems like we're at the "wait which teams are good, again?" point of the season.

hold up. do the Chargers have a kicker named Dicker

whoa all time cool pick to seal the Chiefs/Chargers game. 2 Chiefs had a shot at it, collided into each other, then the ball bounced into the hands of a 3rd one

hard to tell how much the Lions play of the last two weeks is genuine improvement and how much is their opponent's own ineptitude.

leaning towards "they're turning a corner but aren't quite there yet"

lol and then they gave that up

great, gonna hear about the Josh Allen redemption story even though he only really showed up in the fourth quarter.

I mean sure but that was a hell of a throw. He’s clearly hurt

Goff had #84 wide open on that 3rd and 1 to win it. He just didn’t see it. Too bad would’ve been super cool for the Lions to go on a run here

they mismanaged that whole drive. wasted a lot of time, so they only had one real deep shot that could get them anywhere near a touchdown. it seemed like they were content going to OT. then forgot they actually had to play defense for 20 seconds. how does someone get that wide open when you're dropping back that far.

I don't see rationally with division rivals, I see blood red. Miami gonna have to win Sunday to keep first by tiebreaker.

apparently Houston starting Kyle Allen instead of Davis Mills!

Dear Giants,

If it is 4th and 1 - RUN THE BALL.

Your best player is Barkley, use him.

Earl.

I just cannot figure out how freaking soft NFL defenses have become that any lead with 20 seconds on a kickoff without some crazy long return is not safe.

Dallas' O-line is still playing dumb as a doorknobs. For as a big a road graters they have, they are still kings of the dumb bad false start and holding penalties.

I just cannot figure out how freaking soft NFL defenses have become that any lead with 20 seconds on a kickoff without some crazy long return is not safe.

this is also the second time in two games that someone let the Bills do that. ffs I know you can't just rush one person, drop everyone back 20 yards and 'keep it all in front of you' when defending against a field goal, but like you can still play to contain the pass without blitzing and selling out your second line.

this time around they had timeouts which helped because they could use the entire field, but it's not like you don't literally practice THESE SCENARIOS DURING THE WEEK

I guess some of that is the Bills getting some return mojo for blowing a game with 13 seconds last year in the playoffs. Some of that is that they have to play so hands off anymore that if they breathe too hard on the receiver it is a penalty.

there is that, yeah.

I was more annoyed that the Lions put themselves in that position to begin with. letting time tick off the clock, zero urgency, practically settling for the field goal even before Goff missed on that 3rd and 1. and honestly there it might have just been better to get the first down, call timeout, so you can take a few shots at end zone rather than just one.

their defense is the worst in the league, they're playing the Bills, they leave them 20 seconds and go "how bad could it be?" lol.

a few things about this season...

1) having an odd number of games is literally the dumbest thing, no other major American sport does it. soccer leagues don't do it. having an uneven amount of home and away games makes no sense. they should have either added two, or just kept it at 16.

2) shit like the Bucs being 5-5 and in first place and the 7-9 Seahawks getting in a few years ago makes me wish we just reduced to two divisions. the four divisions are just dumb at this point.

3) the parity this year reminds me of the early 2000s.

(i know they did the odd numbered games last year too, i'm gonna keep whining about it indefinitely)

the NFL's 16 game season was the perfect schedule. like a 32-team World Cup

tbh go back to this or gtfo

https://i.imgur.com/Ot5ohs7.jpg

(these are the standings in, i believe, 1977, when i was given this set of magnets)

the vikings have been limp like that for 40 years

ohhh I hate the fact that the Vikings got a 1st down out of that

Really rude for the Texans not to show up to the game today

I know everyone is dunking on Rodgers this year but holy hell Russel Wilson might be putting up the worst Year 1 of a massive contract ever. How do you let this continue

Bengals shut down Travis Henry to 38 yards on 17 carries. That will work.