"More Diss" - America's favorite Dystopian pastime 2022-2023

all of his receivers are finally healthy and he gets to face the ravens' atrocious pass d this weekend...

*tonight, not this weekend lol

I’m convinced it’s more a team thing than a Brady thing, he just doesn’t look like mr 45 TD anymore, which is to say washed compared to his prior peaks, but many thought he was done a decade ago so who knows?

Oh well I guess I didn’t actually see he’s projected for 4700 yds and a 19/2 TD/INT ratio so he’s better than I thought this year. Curious to see about tonight yeah.

the 3-4 Falcons are now first place in the NFC South

probably not brady's fault that the bucs had 44 rushing yards and the ravens had 231

being able to evade/shrug off tacklers was a huge part of wilson's (and rofflesberger's, for that matter) game -- and something that's likely to disappear even more quickly than arm strength

ditto for Rodgers, he's not quite as elusive but he might be the best QB of all time at throwing on the run and making the right pass with a millisecond to spare. he's not really hitting those anymore and he also has this careerlong problem of fumbling a lot when he gets hit

just so much of it relies on the offensive line

the difference between having x seconds and y seconds to throw is the difference between a journeyman and a pro bowler

/trenchant

Brady filing for divorce today. rough week for him

an article i read about brady admitting that bc of football he hadn't been around for christmas/thanksgiving for twenty plus years, missed funerals, family events, etc...i mean it sounds absolutely miserable to me. went back to the table to gamble one time too many i guess.

all because he didn't want to get scooped on his own retirement announcement by adam schefter lol

going out sad

Gronk, Arians gone as well...he's just a lonely guy thinkin bout things playing out a final stretch on a crappy Tampa team. it's like the end of The Irishman.

Or maybe Godfather 3

Omg Carolina

Wow you’d never know this was a Rams home game

I figure with TB12's current situation, he probably will continue playing even after this year in an attempt to change his fortunes. Dude looks weird though to me, I think he's using alot of botox or something.

I have to think like Dorian Gray there is some first year Fathead of TB12 that is slowly aging in some lost bedroom in New England and this week a tear was going down it's cheek.

TB12 and ARodg are going through these dad divorcee/single at 40 doldrums and the Manning brothers are eating cheeseburgers with Bill Murray and hosting game shows and getting paid to watch games in their man caves. Who's a winner now boyos?

I don't trust anyone who says they don't eat tomatoes. If you are allergic or something I get it, but c'mon man.

yeah I've probably said this before but if you compare young Brady to current Brady my brain don't even recognize it as the same person. anyway Rodgers lookin slow as hell today.

ye gods there's 2 minutes left in the 3rd and Rodgers has only 71 yards

Geno Smith is just an amazing story this season

Good lord the Bungles are getting clowned hard

Can't stop Brissett, can only hope to contain him

Chubb (we got)

(not Nick, Bradley, an edge rusher that will help immensely, for draft picks and our backup RB. then we traded to get a replacement backup RB, Jeff Wilson from San Fran, reuniting him with McDaniel. he also has 468 yards on the year and will make a good compliment to Mostert).

funniest part is broncos were desperate for a 1st rounder for chubb. they get niners first rounder “congrats!” lol

sounds like they just replaced Chubb w/ a trade with the Jets (for someone I am guessing is cheaper/not in contract year)

yup, i’m pretty jets ignorant among my other ignorances so ?

lol @ the Packers not doing a damn thing

jets traded jacob martin to clear a logjam on the d-line. they have a deep group, no one outstanding rusher. maybe carl lawson will become that guy as his achilles heals

Rodgers just threw his 3rd pick against the 1-6 Lions. Packers still sitting on 0 points halfway through the 3rd

Tyreek Hill at 1,104 yards rn

That's 100 more than our leading receiver had all last year

Joe Mixon with five TDs today

After three quarters!

did not predict Dolphins vs Bears would be the game of the week.

I feel so drained

jets, baby!

bills 0-2 in the division lolll

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fg6dG_KXEAM31Nw?format=jpg&name=small

one of the great sad-eyed athletes

Really starting to look a lot like Peyton’s last year

Running out of people to blame

I was thinking I might run out of Packer schadenfreude, but nope, still got plenty.

Rapper Lil Wayne, who is a Green Bay Packers superfan, wrote the team’s 2022 obituary after their latest loss on Sunday – a 15-6 defeat to the Detroit Lions. Wayne tweeted the season was ultimately over and the organization should’ve gotten rid of Aaron Rodgers at the start of the season.

"RIP to the season we should’ve gotten rid of 12 before the season," he wrote.

two INTs from the 1-yard line = maybe some self-reflection Aaron

With todays victory Doug Pederson (3-6) has moved into sole possession of fifth place on the franchise’s list of all-time coaching victories. Moved one spot ahead of Urban Meyer, Mike Mularkey and Mel Tucker.

— Michael DiRocco (@ESPNdirocco) November 6, 2022

Lmao amazing

Incredible pic.twitter.com/E07FzevYzp

— lindsey ok (@lindseyyok) November 6, 2022

Jets defense looks pretty legit.

Bills head coach Sean McDermott always looks like a guy that really wishes he had a dip.

Brady can still play, it's just he is on a pretty mediocre team now.

McDermott just looks like Bill Burr to me