https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBfFDTPPlaM
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 04:17 (two years ago) link
I still say The Washington Raviolis is a really good name for a football team.
― The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 05:46 (two years ago) link
Washington Commander Salamanders
― peace, man, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 14:57 (two years ago) link
Washington Football Team was such a great name R.I.P.
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 14:59 (two years ago) link
yeah I loved seeing shit like "@ Football Team" on the schedule
new name sucks, didn't like "Guardians" for Cleveland either but at least that one kind of sounds like "Indians" which I think is important when you change a name like this. therefore Washington should've gone with "Pigskins"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:06 (two years ago) link
xxp: oh, I see that joek has been all over Twitter for hours now. whoops.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:09 (two years ago) link
washington charmanders
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:16 (two years ago) link
in my heart i know they are just hatcats
― The Hon. Christian Sharia (R - MO) (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:23 (two years ago) link
they shouldve done it by fan poll and ended up with football mcfootface
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:24 (two years ago) link
washington command+option+delete
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 15:35 (two years ago) link
Washington masturbártelo team
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 16:17 (two years ago) link
Goin' Commando since 2022
― Bill Kristol Meth (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 17:13 (two years ago) link
That is a weak-ass name
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 17:15 (two years ago) link
It's so bad. Like they're gonna command much of anything.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 17:20 (two years ago) link
shoulda named themselves the Washington ELITES yuk yuk
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 17:27 (two years ago) link
Washington Swamp Things ffs
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 17:27 (two years ago) link
Washington Weasels
― peace, man, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 18:30 (two years ago) link
Washington Wizards
― ✖, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 19:38 (two years ago) link
nice
It's a good day to re-read this David Brooks NYTMag profile of Dan Snyder from 1999 which portrays Snyder as a breath of fresh air in stuffy DC; concludes "his influence on the Redskins has been unambiguously positive"; & predicts a Super Bowl w/i 5 years. https://t.co/Wrc3x0MTRB— Jason Zengerle (@zengerle) February 2, 2022
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 22:53 (two years ago) link
The Hatecats
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:30 (two years ago) link
people are definitely going to call them the commies lol
http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/vintage/img/g/hJEAAOSwxjRgtU9m/s-l1600/Vintage-COMMANDER-SALAMANDER-Pin-Button-1980-s-DC-.jpg
― Дарья (daria-g), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:47 (two years ago) link
maybe they let ian svnonius name the team after all
― Дарья (daria-g), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:54 (two years ago) link
and i know the commander salamander ref was already covered but man.. i miss a lot of places from that era of dc
― Дарья (daria-g), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:58 (two years ago) link
local girls softball team is the Troubadours which i thought was an alltime dumb name for a sports team this commander thing though might be the new winnerso stupid. washington officers washington chairpersonswashington adjutants
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 February 2022 02:55 (two years ago) link
washington adjutantsThe adjutant is an awesome bird and offers great mascot/logo possibilities
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 3 February 2022 03:04 (two years ago) link
Snyder is described as a vulgar, grasping, uppity yuppie from hell -- a cut-rate George Steinbrenner or a Trump wannabe.
― symsymsym, Thursday, 3 February 2022 03:21 (two years ago) link
what a stupid stupid article
The Washington Importnat Guys
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 10:52 (two years ago) link
Was time to resurrect washington bullets name so we could sing sandinista in mortified unfunny irony, right?
― The Hon. Christian Sharia (R - MO) (Hunt3r), Thursday, 3 February 2022 13:05 (two years ago) link
Washington EDH
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 3 February 2022 13:37 (two years ago) link
The Washington Hardcocks
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 13:42 (two years ago) link
The Washington Worshers
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:03 (two years ago) link
^^^this!
― peace, man, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:06 (two years ago) link
The Washington Posts
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:12 (two years ago) link
The Washington Western Pennsylvanians
(based on the demographics of my coworkers)
― peace, man, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:13 (two years ago) link
Washington Sex Scandals
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:21 (two years ago) link
The Washington Bubbles
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:29 (two years ago) link
senators is one of the funniest names for a team, a classic, they shoulve just gone with that
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:03 (two years ago) link
local girls softball team is the Troubadours which i thought was an alltime dumb name for a sports team
aww I kinda like it
"Senators" is a solid name too
idk the best team names are non-threatening and dumb. the worst ones are the ones that try to appear macho. animals + alliteration are always good - "Seattle Seahawks" is one of the best. idk if "Commanders" is worse than Browns, Bills, or Patriots, but it does have a very Arena Football feel to it, if I were an announcer I'd struggle to say it
― frogbs, Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:07 (two years ago) link
also lmao that this is dropping right as the NFL is embroiled in another racism scandal
browns is great cmon
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:41 (two years ago) link
and the bills! buffalo bill! it’s brilliantlike naming your team the oakland annies or something
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:43 (two years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:43 (two years ago) link
Chicago Sitting Bulls
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link
the boston stranglers
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link
there should be a football team called The Ice
like Miami has The Heat
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:13 (two years ago) link
it is weird there isn't a hockey team called the ice
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:19 (two years ago) link
The Miami Floe
― peace, man, Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:25 (two years ago) link
On a Bills tip they should've gone with the Washington Irvings
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:27 (two years ago) link
the georges
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:32 (two years ago) link