America's favorite Dystopian pastime - NFL 2021-22

Whew

Lol dumb throw

fun/wtf facts:

bills just became the first team in 30 years with zero first-half rushes by a running back

this season the giants have been outscored 59-0 in the final two minutes of the first half

Buffalo being Super Bowl contenders seems like ages ago.

Please fucking Lord don't give us a TB-NE Super Bowl

that was a helluva game tho

lol pats-bucs wld be so apocalyptic, feel like some fanbases would have to choice but to ascend to their comet

Lol holy fuck I posted that status when it was 24-3. Wow

lol pats-bucs wld be so apocalyptic, feel like some fanbases would have to choice but to ascend to their comet

― lag∞n, Sunday, December 12, 2021 10:00 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol what this would do to the psyche of the new england region, i don't even know.

its uncharted territory

Pack/Bears has been surprisingly entertaining

Making me miss Jakeem Grant. Who we traded for fumbling a kick return

truly impressive how despite coaching a bad team with low expectations that no one actually cares about, urban meyer can continually make embarrassing headlines

All time bonkers 2nd quarter tonight

so obj is good again, huh. sigh.

Kyler startin to make those crazy Russell Wilson type plays

Urban Meyer kicked one of his players?? lmao what a year he's having

Welp I guess the saga is over

you cannot call your kicker "dipshit" and then kick them (in the nfl, where they have agents)

what a shame

That's So Urban!(tm)

athletic asking the big question

The worst NFL head coach ever?

Has anyone had a worse NFL coaching tenure than Urban Meyer, who went 2-11 in less than one season?

lmao kicking a kicker, the logic is sound

like punting a punter

Urban getting fired is so satisfying

I do so wish that because he was fired "for cause" that he won't be paid another cent on his long term contract.

kicker gets kicked. Fucker gets fucked.

gonna miss the drama

cool that waiting until now to fire him means the big college jobs have been filled; it'll be a long 11 months with no unpaid kids to bully

looks like we're on the cusp of a browns-out

RIP

Nick Mullens, come onnnnnnnnn dowwwwwwwn!!!!!!

Holy fuck did this look bad

seeing Donald Parham's hands shaking on the stretcher is just gut-wrenching pic.twitter.com/AMVQvWqY3p

— alex (@highlghtheaven) December 17, 2021

Yeah, that was rough. The injury looked so innocuous, too. At first I thought he was down because he was upset by not making the catch. Was clear in the replay that the back of his head hit the turf.

13 starters out with Covid for the Browns.

if the Colts make the playoffs I'd give Jonathan Taylor the MVP

Lions up 17-0 on the Cardinals at half :o

The #Jets had 3rd-and-15 and called such a cool play. Let's get crazy. pic.twitter.com/iqQBzeBf9R

— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) December 19, 2021

yesss fucking love it

what the fuck is happening in Detroit

That Jet play pissed me off

Fortunately they were very Jets in 2nd half and we won

1-7 start

Now 7-7

can you now admit that it was very cool

No cos JETS

well yeah that's part of what made it so cool. you expect the Pats to execute something like that well, for the Jets that has fumble returned for a score written all over it.

very dangerous play for sure, gotta love it tho

the woke mob canceled urban meyer

“Just society has changed. You think how hard you pushed. … I believe there is greatness in everybody and it’s the coach’s job to find that greatness however you do that. Positive encouragement. Pushing them to be greater, making them work harder, identifying flaws and trying to fix [them]. I think everything is so fragile right now. And that includes coaching staffs. When I got into coaching, coaches weren’t making this kind of money and they didn’t have agents. Everything is so fragile where it used to be team, team, team. I remember talking about it in a staff meeting three days ago. I got into this profession because I had the greatest high school coach and it was all about team. All about the huddle.”

Tyler Huntley playing really well vs. a pretty good GB defense. Pretty cool how the Ravens can run a lot of the same plays with him

still baffled by this Lions team. they have 2 wins, 1 tie, and 1 game they probably should have won if not for a literal record-breaking field goal at the last second. all 4 of those were against teams with winning records! they just blew out a team that was the #1 seed in the NFC last week! would I be mistaken in thinking they could actually be somewhat decent next year if...they weren't so fucking cursed?

lions (2-11-1) have a better point differential than atlanta (6-8)

texans/jags/jets are truly awful but the texans *and* jets beat the titans, and the jags beat the bills *and* dolphins

parity is a hell of a thing. are there actually any truly good teams?

i mean i might have said bucs but getting shut out at home by the taysoms is nagl

I think the Packers are pretty good. they got their asses kicked Week 1, lost the Jordan Love game, and then lost an overtime game in Minnesota thanks to some truly bizarre officiating. Rodgers is playing arguably as good as he ever has. I would think after this week they'd be the favorites to win the Super Bowl.

speaking of Tampa laid a big ol' goose egg at home tonight against the Saints (who don't even have Sean Payton!). first time Brady has been shut out in like...14 years. usually when a QB this good starts playing awful you figure it's because the receivers are fucking up but idk who he was even trying to throw it to half the time. Saints definitely whipped out the ol' "come on, their QB is 44 years old" defense

oh. as you just mentioned.

anyway I think Brady might've lost the MVP to Rodgers this week but he'll be fine. Brady has a game like this every 2-3 years. gotta recalibrate the system, etc.