America's favorite Dystopian pastime - NFL 2021-22

yea he seems to oscillate a lot between Johnny Manziel and the greatest offensive player in NFL history

Teddy Bridgewater is quite ungood

nothing more fun in football than the long interception return, where the defense gets to block and the offense gets to play defense. you got ball carriers holding the football with one hand as far away from their body as possible running backwards to find a hole while tacklers are pulling wrestling moves on the blockers drawing flags for "well you can't fucking do that"

otm

This Chiefs offense is like last year's going through Seth Brundle's teleportation machine.

Idk why Mahomes sucks at home this year

Bailed out

Xxpost remember the time Warren Sapp basically murdered Chad Clifton?

Jesus, Chiefs can't even get a TD on a drive that started in the red zone

when you don't have a rooting interest in either team those muffed punt turnovers feel kinda weird

in most years this would be a more entertaining game than what we're getting

hahahahahahahahhahahaha

my god it is raining shit on Bridgewater tonight

at one point Bridgewater got in position to level the INT returner and he went low and tried to drop the boom and just slid off of him, comic book style

I have the sound off I can't imagine what these announcers have been talking about

probably dinner plans, cos this game is ass

god Teddy should have like 5 picks by now

some QBs make the game look easy Bridgewater makes it look incredibly difficult

25-9 is a Scorigami there is actually a really good chance of it happening

Chiefs gonna be the least convincing 8-4 team out there

lol this wind game rules

pats three drives into the wind, zero passes

2pt conversion because the extra point kick was impossible, love it

I took the over cuz it was only 40, now that I’m seeing what that looks like I think it was a huge mistake but I might get enough fluky touchdowns to win

yeah this is great, reminds me of the 2008 bills pats wind game

Just rooting for some more adventures in punting

pats three drives into the wind, zero passes

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update one pass in the half

which required a crazy circus catch by jonnu smith

amazing catch def

ok I know it's tough to throw out there but running on 2nd and 17 and then 3rd and 13 seems not too smart

Gotta use the ricochet method to complete passes

what QB rating is it if you throw one (1) pass and complete it the whole game? manningcast says 116.7

depends on how many yards it was for I think

man that sucks on that FG. wind just completely took it

thats the wind game baby

there goes that QB rating

3 passes! ah ah ah

noooo bill why did you throw, this game was perfect

holy hell that Allen throw into the wind.

god I want this to end in a tie so bad, but that'd take a Bills TD and a New England FG.

plz i can't have division rivals win

time 4 an int

Bills TD & NE FG is the only chance of this bet hitting

they should allow 3 point conversions on days like this

allen almost made an amazing play there

yeah woulda been a play of the year had it been reeled in

really wish the NFL would adopt the rouge, it'd be a creative way to get points when kicking with the wind in this game

oh man bill is living the fucking dream tonight. wind game, three passes, winning score in the teens.

he does look unusually happy lol

just absolute fuckery, this is his favorite thing

not that you can really fault them for losing in weather conditions like this, but man, Bills go from "Super Bowl contender" to "may struggle to make playoffs" real quick this year.

I still think they'll make it obv but the AFC is clogged with teams with winning records atm

i think my favorite 'weather' game, despite the shit result, was the Miami-Pittsburgh rain-soaked affair in 2007, where the mud was so thick there was a punt that came down and instead of rolling, just went 'plop' right into the mud and didn't go anywhere

I think my favorite crazy one was the fog playoff game back in the 80s between the Bears and Eagles. You could not see sxxt. They were trying to call the game from the sideline reporter and you could not even see the middle of the field, let alone the other side from the sideline.