America's favorite Dystopian pastime - NFL 2021-22

oooh well the vaccines don't 100% prevent you from getting Covid either. ever think of that? checkmate.

I can see being antivax but why would you take the horse paste smh

the more you guzzle the more triggered the libs get

horse paste makes me think of Rökt Ren but with smoked horse meat

lmao

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— eve 6000 fan account (@Eve6) November 5, 2021

Ohhhhh, I get it. It all makes sense now. Aaron Rodgers is just stupid.

— Barry Petchesky (@barry) November 5, 2021

This really is it, like he kept his mouth shut and was cagey enough where his prick behavior could be seen as enigmatic or w/e but now he fucked up and we know he's dumber than Kirk Cousins

lol some of the comments show his fans are of the same ilk

his fans are of the same ilk

The USA cranks them out at a tremendous rate. (chants) We're number 1! We're number 1!

you know there was a time when Rodgers was actually really good at playing the media, back when he was able to dodge like 4000 straight questions about Brett Favre with ease. he probably could've come out of this unscathed if he really wanted to. instead he decides to namedrop "the woke agenda", "cancel culture", and MLK within like 15 minutes. dude has lost it

God yeah the MLK thing I was like dude what are you doing?

Eh-eh-ron

I want all the years I thought Aaron Rodgers was cute refunded

Recently, he resembles young Jaz Coleman from certain angles.

I love it every time some rich A$$hole outs himself (or herself) as a total creep, any media and in any field.

Blame everyone mf'er you want but it was the one in the mirror that brought you down.

xxpost horeshoe i was thinking the same thing

regrets ive had a few

wtf bills

Jordan Love looks terrible so far

on second thought he had approximately zero clean pockets and was constantly on the move so who knows

well, yeah

i'm 6'4"; if only i had clean pockets

I mean, the odds are overwhelming that Love will be mediocre or bad as most QBs are. I feel bad he has these elevated expectations just because the Packers lucked into two hall of Fame QBs in a row.

I'm curious what exactly it was the Packers saw in him. Rodgers was a weird case since a lot of people thought he would go #1 overall and he just kinda fell into Green Bay's lap. Jordan Love wasn't really on anyone's radar, he had one good year in college and it wasn't even his most recent one (his junior year he threw nearly as many picks as touchdowns). dude has "2nd rounder, might be a decent backup" written all over him, idk if anyone sees him as a potential franchise QB, but I guess GB saw something in him, so who knows. I hope I'm wrong but dude barely seems better than Brett Hundley and Hundley was a fucking disaster

that said its literally his first start, a lot of QBs have had pretty bad debuts especially when they get blitzed all the time (see: Fields, Justin). it gets said a lot but guys fresh out of college really do need a few games to adjust to the speed of the NFL, you need to develop that skill where half a second out of the snap you know if you have to get rid of the ball immediately. he's not really a scrambler.

can Magic Man come out of retirement?

Raiders just stepping in it this year

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32584857/las-vegas-raiders-cut-ex-first-round-cb-damon-arnette-video-death-threats

'this year'

fair play

holy shit that taunting call was straight up one of the stupidest things I've ever seen happen in a professional sporting event

yeah saw that on Twitter, such bullshit

That game was a good example of too much weird shit happening, it was nearly unwatchable

stillers

The o-line penalty on the Jimmy Graham TD was bullshit, too. The Bears deserved to win that game. The refs screwed them bigtime.

They missed a pretty blatant roughing the passer which probably would’ve led to a Bears TD

Funny how the Bears deserved to win but also shouldn’t have been in it, that punt down 10 w/ 7 minutes left felt like they were conceding the game

bradys live on the pat mcafee show again right now

lol i mean rodgers

not seeing a bunch of dumb shit on Twitter right now so I assume he's just doing damage control

it was mostly boring football talk but he doubled down and said hes standing by what he said and his 'opinion'. pat got a good zing in tho

Dr. Joe Rogan😂 pic.twitter.com/PxsxhMvGdt

— SideAction (@SideActionHQ) November 9, 2021

huh

Minnesota Vikings’ RB Dalvin Cook is the victim of domestic abuse and extortion – there’s pending litigation, according to his agent Zac Hiller.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 10, 2021

wait what

Uhh

Text message between Vikings Dalvin Cook and ex girlfriend who filed assault complaint against him from alleged November 2020 incident. pic.twitter.com/wwjUDoPYRi

— Rochelle Olson (@rochelleolson) November 10, 2021

Yeah it's so clear that they were trying to get in front of it and create doubt about the victim, disgusting

Adam Schefter is such a f'n tool.

Folks NFL is doubling down this year on the crazy.

Players whose career was of similar quality and shape to Odell Beckham Jr.:

Percy Harvin, Stefon Diggs, Amari Cooper, Lance Rentzel, Mike Evans, Keenan Allen, Brandin Cooks, John Jefferson, Al Toon, Tyler Lockett

Not even Kirk Gibson gets more mileage from one play.

Goddamn am I sick if hearing about OBJ.

Great President

wait a sec. was Tua the backup

Yea he's hurt (finger injury) and wasn't ready to return but the only other QB on the roster so they didn't wanna play him so they out him as backup but Brissett got hurt and sucks

COS IT'S THE
MIAMI DOLPHINS
MIAMI DOLPHINS

:-0

Ravens have that weird Madden AI energy in the 4th. you know where the game just decides, fuck it, you ain't winning, and everything goes wrong for you to blow the lead on the last play in the game. would've done it again if they had not completely blown a coverage on defense

well they were completely ref-aided in the first part of their comeback, only one of the four penalties on that drive was legitimate, and it totalled like 30-40 yards.