America's favorite Dystopian pastime - NFL 2021-22

Rodgers: "Thanks for giving me a good rate."

STATE FARM: "Ummm...I'm sorry our actuary says you are a risk, we have to raise your rates."

There is a better joke there, someone will find it.

Last year the Raiders, Broncos, and Saints paid hundreds of thousands in fines and lost draft picks for protocol violations.

but what exactly is the protocol violation? the interview where he claimed to be "immunized" wasn't just yesterday. the NFL knew it was a lie then, you can't just punish him now that it's public. oh wait I forgot that's exactly how the NFL handles these kinds of situations

Don't worry they're taking a second look at the WFT emails to see if they find anything about Rodgers

gonna be a lose/lose situation for him this week, if the Packers lose everyone's gonna be pissed at Rodgers for being a dipshit, if they win half the fanbase is gonna want him gone

does this mean he'll never host jeopardy

now cool guy is complaining about the leak of his "private medical data". what a cool guy.

can't violate HIPPO

google news pushing articles about justin fields publicly confirming that he is vaccinated. it's pathetic but hilarious -- GO BEARS!

for the Bears the opportunity to troll Aaron Rodgers is pretty rare so I say go for it

watch yourself, cheddar head!

omg these aaron rodgers quotes are GOLD baby

hes still going live on pat macafee show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3JU_oAEinQ

holy fuck he is on a roll right now

Aaron Rodgers says on the Pat McAfee show that he's "in the cross hairs of the woke mob right now", oh boy

— Computer Cowboy (@benbbaldwin) November 5, 2021

(this is a whole thread)

Rodgers: "The great MLK said, 'You have a moral obligation to object to unjust rules and rules that make no sense.'"

— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) November 5, 2021

every line that comes out is worse than the last this is incredible

what a fucking doofus lmao

god he is getting absolutely roasted on Twitter right now. keeping his mouth shut was the smartest goddamn thing he ever did off the field

No wonder his family can't stand him.

PUBLISH THE POWERPOINT, AARON https://t.co/dfrXKEmHS6

— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) November 5, 2021

well if he consulted with Joe Rogan…

ahaaa his research

can't believe I'm saying this but I think I'm actually gonna be glad when they get rid of him next year

like this is much worse than even the Ryan Braun shit. I mean what Braun did was deceptive and shitty too but at least at the end of the day, he did it for you

lmao

joe rogan had to have written his script

if the Packers and/or the league try to discipline him in any way over this I can see him just pulling a Kyrie and never playing for Green Bay again

him and kyrie should form their own league of free thinkers

at the very least they should compare research. they may be onto something big

they could be lab partners

wow, this whole thread. lay off the Ivermectin, dude.

Rodgers is claiming that in 2020 the left was anti-vaccine while Trump was president, and then suddenly after Biden's election, "everything flips"

— Computer Cowboy (@benbbaldwin) November 5, 2021

haha wow

once again someone misremember that the left said they wouldn't take a vaccine that was "rushed through to production early" due to Trump pressuring the FDA/CDC, not that they were "anti-vax"

believe a great man from the Bears' home state has a famous quote about fools opening their mouths

I've really enjoyed Rodgers' heel turn these past couple of years. This chapter is just delicious. Looking forward to not seeing him every other commercial break after State Farm drops his ass (and then enjoying some popcorn while watching the fall-out from that).

I admire Rodgers' ability to remove doubt so quickly in the midst of so many covid-related operational delays

if someone could please add a CGI mirror in front of Rodgers to the "I've owned you" celebration

most humorous is he keeps glossing over how his homeopathic immune response failed to stop him from getting COVID

like the moment someone gets a breakthrough infection, anti-vax folks say SEE, THEY DON'T WORK, but when his magic essential oil pasta didn't stop him from getting sick, he'll say "well nuffin's perfect mate"

yeah, and then he starts singing a song about sweeping chimbleys

oooh well the vaccines don't 100% prevent you from getting Covid either. ever think of that? checkmate.

I can see being antivax but why would you take the horse paste smh

the more you guzzle the more triggered the libs get

horse paste makes me think of Rökt Ren but with smoked horse meat

lmao

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— eve 6000 fan account (@Eve6) November 5, 2021

Ohhhhh, I get it. It all makes sense now. Aaron Rodgers is just stupid.

— Barry Petchesky (@barry) November 5, 2021

This really is it, like he kept his mouth shut and was cagey enough where his prick behavior could be seen as enigmatic or w/e but now he fucked up and we know he's dumber than Kirk Cousins

lol some of the comments show his fans are of the same ilk

his fans are of the same ilk

The USA cranks them out at a tremendous rate. (chants) We're number 1! We're number 1!

you know there was a time when Rodgers was actually really good at playing the media, back when he was able to dodge like 4000 straight questions about Brett Favre with ease. he probably could've come out of this unscathed if he really wanted to. instead he decides to namedrop "the woke agenda", "cancel culture", and MLK within like 15 minutes. dude has lost it

God yeah the MLK thing I was like dude what are you doing?