college football under quarantine

sparty!

lol michigan

I live near a large midwestern college football stadium with a successful football team and there are police helicopters circling overhead, sirens everywhere and numerous couches on fire right now.

police helicopters circling overhead, sirens everywhere and numerous couches on fire

sounds like the great state of michigan!

Cincy should be in top 4

770,000 americans dead of covid and nick rolovich thinks the state of washington's public-employee vaccination mandate was created specifically to screw him, the coach of a college football team that has won its conference twice in the last 90 years

really takes effort to stand out in the crowd of pretentious assholes that are college football coaches, but he's managed it

If only ND were good enough to lose to Purdue

wow texas

sparty getting throttled

absurd

This should count as a quality loss like purdue though

first-half stats in that game are remarkable

OSU 29-for-31 passing for 393 yards, 500 total yards, 26 first downs

Can’t remember the last time I saw a 49 point lead between two top ten teams

Worst losses by AP top 10 teams pic.twitter.com/83vMX3hOws

— Matt Brown (@MattBrownCFB) November 20, 2021

after a performance like that, michigan state really has no choice but to offer its coach a $95m contract

We were joking that Mel tucker spent halftime signing the contract before they substantially lowered the offer.

Oregon getting humiliated in similar fashion right now

Britain Covey returned a punt for a TD as a freshman in 2015.

He is eligible to return for his *senior* season in 2022.

— Kyle Bonagura (@BonaguraESPN) November 21, 2021

“seven years of college down the drain!”

hail to the victors valiant

go bluuuuuuuuue

OSU def out of the Big 10 championship game and out of the CFB playoffs. (Nelson laugh)

fuck alabama for not going for two (even though it was obviously the smart move)

college football never fails to astonish me

oklahoma coach goes to USC, oklahoma's incoming freshmen split and call it god's will

Gods Plan… pic.twitter.com/KyYllmP0f7

— ✨Malachi Nelson✨ (@MalachiNelson9) November 29, 2021

i mean i don't blame that dude but also college football should absolutely be banned

Other southern caifornia WR committed to ND has also likely been talking to Lincoln about this. OU might be a mess in the SEC.

🤔

LSU is expected to hire Notre Dame's Brian Kelly as the school’s next head football coach, per @PeteThamel 🚨

An announcement could come as early as tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/8MOnShxeoL

— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) November 30, 2021

It is real. Will be fun to see if he can put together a team to compete there. Probably a decent time to move on. Seems he blindsided his assistants, though. I'll be happy if Freeman gets promoted.

Obviously, I hope he still doesn't get over the hump.

never thought of LSU as being a step up from notre dame but i guess the SEC rules all

He is getting more money than Saban.

but South Bend is also very cold and hot

poor excuse for an irish catholic

he is also running away from an Ohio State opener next season that might lower hos market value

Will be nuts if cards fall in a way that would have put ND in the playoff

V happy with how this turned out

When the heck did Brian Kelly get a southern accent?? 😂 https://t.co/ln2lzZX0Yr

— Mike Singer (@MikeTSinger) December 3, 2021

it's the u of u for u

good drama in big 12 champ game, baylor prob shouldve won several times over & ultimately, but barely, did

looking like georgia might actually crush bama

jameson williams is so nasty

well bryce young looks like a no 1 pick

georgia apparently didn’t realize that young has wheels

or jameson williams

I haven't seen a Georgia game this year, but that Bowers kid seems pretty special.

"looking like georgia might actually crush bama"

Some predators like to toy with it's prey before the kill.

Bryce Young in his last 5 quarters plus the OTs in the Auburn game is playing Techmo bowl. He plays like that and they are not going lose the title.

Baylor keeping OSU out of the endzone twice with 1st and goal within the 5 yard line was pretty tough. That big DT for Baylor is to take a term from Madden "a road grater". Cowboys could not get anything up the middle in the run game at all and that last tackle on the sweep that guy for Baylor will be asked about for the rest of his life. Good game.

Michigan looked good, but I can't think they can hang with Georgia or Alabama, especially if either team gets up more than a single score. But hey weird things happen and Michigan does seem to be really good on defense and special teams. I can't see them scoring anywhere near enough to hang with Techmo bowl or Georgia, whose offense really did not play all that bad today and has scored a boodle of points this year too.

probably the best two teams in the country but this seems like a clear suggestion that only one of them belongs in the playoff

that said, whatever it takes to assure the crushing of jim harbaugh is okay with me (sorry voodoo)

it’s nice that michigan football is no longer a factory of sadness but a factory of success

Kedon Slovis and Bo Nix are in a portal, but George Lucas didn't write it

the jimmy kimmel bowl

so Clemson and Bama tonight huh