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Goodell put out a press release saying not to worry, it's just the long snapper

man, 8 long snappers, that's some depth you don't usually see!

you can never have too many

I was doubtful when the NBA came back, but after the first game I watched I was ecstatic. It was like a lifeline to pre-COVID life. I didn't get that feeling watching the first week of NFL. The piped-in crowd noise, pointless season-ending injuries, and boring predictability of (most of) the games have had me feeling less enthusiastic every week. There have been a few entertaining games, though.

tonight's game should bring back your enthusiasm

Patriots’ QB Cam Newton tested positive and is out for Sunday’s game vs. Kansas City, per @FieldYates and me.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 3, 2020

Thank you Donald Trump for singlehandedly bringing back football

and now the game is postponed

Holy shit Odell

Just for the historical record, I would like to state at this exact moment in time, the Cleveland Browns actually look pretty decent

See: that 2 point conversion, that’s the kind of random bullshit that happens TO Cleveland, not for them

new team who dis, as the kids say

really too bad that the nfc east teams get to play each other

Nick Foles is not accurate. Bears just need to go old skool Tom Landry or like college coaches used to do all the time and swap them out if they get cold.

They should have pulled Foles in the 4th quarter, as they were lifeless and the Colts defense was shuttering them in. I think having a bit of mobility at QB might have busted a play open.

Neither one is all that good, I don't think Foles has done any more than Mitch T. with the Bears.

I'm looking forward to seeing the Colts play some good clubs, as they look pretty stout on both lines and have some good players on D.

Cowboys defense is shredded. Cleveland pushed them around like they had Jim Brown running yesterday.

there's gotta be a reason foles couldn't beat out mitch in training camp

Bill O’Brien fired, finally.

his play calling was so bad yesterday

Dak, holy shit

I would advise y’all not to watch that

yeah, that shook me up

He’s such a legitimately likable athlete, seeing him get carted off like that really hurt

Especially given his contract situation, just shitty all around

I had to walk away from the television for a while, no need to see any replays of that

another chapter added to the epic legacy of andy dalton

So my Fins played today

wow brutal loss for the Vikings

russell wilson can have that effect on other teams

lol idaf about advanced analytics, any Vikings fan knew exactly what was going to happen the minutes they decided to go for it on 4th. like write that shit on a stone tablet.

yeah if there's a such thing as late-game mojo the Seahawks have it and the Vikings very much do not

the jets are just astonishingly bad; can't see gase surviving past tomorrow

Yup. Was a nice bye week for us.

mookie, i’ve had that thought for 6 straight weeks

the johnsons are just absurdly negligent as owners

getting Peyton's Super Bowl Broncos vibes from the Bucs

wonder how many games the nfc east would win if they could call a restart to the season and merge into one 55-man superteam. they’d have tons of depth defensively but it would take away their greatest advantage, which is getting to play the nfc east all the time. i’d say 8 games

— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 20, 2020

Cowboys with the most points allowed in the first 6 games for the last....50 years? dunno couldn't quite read the graphic

funniest thing about this game was the reveal that Andy Dalton will make a million bucks if the Cowboys limp into the playoffs at 6-10

i get that firing gase won't necessarily make things better -- especially if greggg williams were to become interim coach -- but i see no likely wins in the jets' remaining 10 games

Oct 25 vs Buffalo
Nov 01 @ Kansas City
Nov 09 vs New England
Nov 22 @ LA Chargers
Nov 29 vs Miami
Dec 06 vs Las Vegas
Dec 13 @ Seattle
Dec 20 @ LA Rams
Dec 27 vs Cleveland
Jan 03 @ New England 

god if not for Mike McCarthy, Aaron Rodgers would have 7 rings by now

lol

#Cowboys players initially bought into keeping things internal. Now as they sit 2-4 the discontent is leaking out. On the coaching staff “totally unprepared. They don’t teach. They don’t have any sense of adjusting on the fly.” Another “they just aren’t good at their jobs”

— Jane Slater (@SlaterNFL) October 20, 2020

i go offline for a few hours and antonio brown signs with tampa bay?!

.@ZooTampa named a baby rhino after @RobGronkowski, and he just had to meet him! 🦏😍 pic.twitter.com/hSZK22oAJb

— Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers) October 23, 2020

is mike mccarthy even going to survive the season

Um his team is contending for a playoff spot right now

dak might’ve been papering over the fact that the boys are the worst team in the division

Maybe this is just me but I think if you lose to something called “Washington Football Team” it should count as 2 losses. Not that this would really affect their playoff standing much.

Cam is v not good

cowboys didn't just lose to the WFT, they got fucking smoked. outgained 397 yards to 142!

Browns/Bengals game was as usual, very entertaining.

Joe Burrow has a f-in' cannon. He can throw a football. Bengals better draft O-line until they got a wall in front of him.

Got to say Mayfield made some throws today too, that TD winner was really good.

end of the Falcons game was pretty nuts too, weird to see a team lose that way

Matt Stafford would be a big star if on a good club and not the Lions.

yeah I've always thought he was like 95% Favre