here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

came here just to post that, it makes me so happy

Pats rule!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/Pat_the_Bunny_image.jpg

11 years ago today, Tom Brady threw a record FIVE TDs in one quarter 🤯

(via @nflthrowback) pic.twitter.com/1chlpIDKTo

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 18, 2020

FG fest 2020

pats dont seem to have a lot of talent on offense

NE lookin pretty bad against SF

it doesnt seem like the pats will go 12-4 this year

Am I tripping or are they looking weirdly good this evening? Damien Harris is kicking serious ass.

yeah, i haven't seen a ton of them this year but they are looking pretty good. the offense is still a little bit scotch tape and bubblegum outside of harris but if anyone can make that work they can.

Don't think it will happen, but it would be hilarious for the Pats to win out and still win the division over Miami and Buffalo.

Schadenfreude is the best thing about NFL.

The Ravens still not being able to beat the Pats, when on paper the better club is still pretty hilarious.

It would be even funnier for the Pats end up in the playoffs at like 8-8 and somehow take out the Steelers (AGAIN).

Or better to upset the Steelers then beat the Colts (AGAIN).

Ha!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/En2FvyRXYAA8ZnY?format=jpg&name=large

Part and parcel(ls) for this thread

happy retirement to julian edelman. one of the best.

https://www.si.com/nfl/2021/05/26/trump-bribe-offer-spygate-us-senator

heartbroken 💔 great man of God… lost for words - David Patten… 🙏 pic.twitter.com/DOMWJqjoBv

— Richard Seymour (@BigSey93) September 3, 2021

died in a motorcycle accident. absolute nails during the first couple brady years.

:(

oh no :(

fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh933lut-hU

patten catches 2 tds, throws for one, and runs for one. stick around for his interview.

bill belichick talks about long snappers and the history of specialization for 10 minutes. pretty captivating stuff when he gets rolling explaining the evolution of punt blocking strategy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oH8dfwep0c

starts at about 12:35

oh thanks, that was a timestamped link before the embed

that's an amazing off-the-cuff response

there's now a little self-awareness with the media where they know if they ask him a broad question about football strategy he will just go and go (in contrast to asking him anything specific about the current state of the team), and i think bill is in on the bit at this point, but i can't argue with the output. he's an encyclopedia and really good at explaining this stuff.

good breakdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0eqNPiXgmk

lol i remember hearing after the fact that off the record the patriots coaches were very, very, very confident that they were going to win that game.

lmao got em

Everybody give Tom a hug

Thanks for beating us, Tommy

Bill broke wide open in that presser

belichick going to have to unleash mac fulltime sooner than later if this keeps up

https://www.patriots.com/news/bill-belichick-impressed-with-taylor-swift-s-toughness-after-gillette-stadium-ra

quarterback controversy?

belichick screaming "do your job" at the bass player

how did i not know this

I haven’t even mentioned how the [Patriots were] banned from home field Monday Night Football games from 1981 to 1995 because of a mass inebriation festival in which a man fell ill with a heart attack and some fans urinated on the EMTs while they were working on him and, after the game, some idiot had stolen a goal post and, on his way up Route 1, he hit some power lines and electrocuted himself.

jesus christ

if that's not great advertisement for 1980s football I don't know what is

stolen a goal post and, on his way up Route 1, he hit some power lines and electrocuted himself

is he still available? sounds like he might be an upgrade from the patritos' current placekicking situation

tbf if you'd asked me 'which fanbase did this?' i'd have said

1. eagles
2. jets
3. patritos

no bills?