autoreplace for washington r******s

i can't believe it's actually happening

so if they get a non racist name but continue to be terrible & i can go see live NFL for $10/ticket.. i'm ok with this

the change will be announced with some kind of bullshit weasel wording about the “potential” for the old name to cause offence

Daria the “continue to be terrible” part is p much assured under current mgmt so you are good to go

The NFL is so funny. Jamming the slur into the official statement as many times as possible out of spite, somehow yoking the troops into it all, leveraging everything for maximum public resource extraction. Just absolutely a golf shirt boiled in Budweiser where a brain should be. pic.twitter.com/1eI0OsyIFt

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) July 3, 2020

i would be surprised if daniel snyder were particularly racist or honestly gave a fuck about minorities either way; he's just a guy who thinks he's entitled to a) making literally all the money possible, and b) never having anyone tell him what to do

i'd almost respect him more if he were a legit bigot

suggest Swamp Things

i would be surprised if daniel snyder were particularly racist or honestly gave a fuck about minorities either way; he's just a guy who thinks he's entitled to a) making literally all the money possible, and b) never having anyone tell him what to do

i'd almost respect him more if he were a legit bigot

wtf is this

Some big Walter Sobchak energy there

every suggestion i've seen for a new name has been shit. red wolves? sounds like a D3 school mascot

every team should just do what the raptors did and name themselves after a movie that's popular at the moment. so in this case i guess they should name themselves after trolls world tour or that movie where pete davidson is angry at his stepdad

I'm partial to 'the Washington Pussywillows' myself. It would be endearing.

nah hatcats is fine

^^^

DC FUCKNUGGETS

please leave dc out of this, the hatcats are a maryland team

washington, maryland?

the maryland chickens

they're not a maryland team they're at least 51% a virginia team

every suggestion i've seen for a new name has been shit. red wolves? sounds like a D3 school mascot

― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, July 12, 2020 1:47 PM bookmarkflaglink

Haha, where did you see this? Because the Arkansas State Indians changed their name to the Arkansas State Red Wolves about 15 years ago.

Former and Current Redskins Endorse ‘Red Wolves’ for Team’s New Name

I’d want to come back to Washington for one day and retire a Red Wolf

GOD what a name! S/o the Washington fans pushing for this to happen 🐺 pic.twitter.com/7Cc2GhRg0z

— Will Compton (@_willcompton) July 10, 2020

all NFL teams should have taglines taken from sassy facebook memes

the Virginia Slims

please leave dc out of this, the hatcats are a maryland team

they're already gearing up for (another) new stadium by 2027 but in this political and economic climate i don't see any municipalities ponying up the kind of money they'll want. at least i hope not

Redskins

Does it still work?

:(

suggest Swamp Things

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, July 4, 2020 6:33 AM (one week ago)

Should definitely be wetland-themed

Red Rockets

one of the proposed names from when they stupidly renamed the bullets was the washington seadogs. so, seadogs.

can we get clinton portis to rename the team

'Senators' wd denote the deserved level of respect

Man there's something weird going on about that Red Wolves stuff.

And uh, why are THE HOGS in the running too?

PAST 50%
🐺#HTTRedwolves pic.twitter.com/pl1gwiduwS

— 🍄🤘🍄 (@CerberusDude) July 10, 2020

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/A1L1jhweWCZi0ECJFq9vDJhxTxw=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/15293315/71770108.jpg.jpg

thought that said HOGFEFE for a moment

pplains, I wasn't sure if you were asking "why" because you didn't know about the Hogs, or because you thought it was a terrible name.

pigskins makes sense to me, they still get to be the 'skins' and it fits with the hogs thing.

red wolves sounds like the name of a lacrosse team, very bad.

Oh right. Those hogs.

Lots of chatter about names that I associate with the hometown teams, that's all. Maybe they can be the Washington Travelers? (HTTT?)

https://i.imgur.com/myWHyrE.png

https://i.imgur.com/uwyq61c.jpg

Also keep in mind that

When Arkansas State was changing its name from the Indians, there was a lobby for the "Engines", because, you know, Jonesboro is such a train town and has the locomotive engines and whatnot.

And everyone else went Riiiight, that's very clever of you.

― pplains, Friday, November 9, 2012 8:08 PM

never forget

http://blog.chron.com/askacat/files/legacy/hatcat.JPG

red pandas tho

ok lol

Feinstein: “The team’s new name should be ‘Justice.’ “ https://t.co/RU5SHj2th6

— Dan Steinberg (@dcsportsbog) July 14, 2020

as in No Justice, No Peace

or as in the current 2020 Department of Justice

Washington Cronies

the rest of that column is actually fine, but the kicker . . . i guess if you write about sports long enough, everyone turns into rick reilly

Redclots

If they want to be "The Washington Justice", they will need to appear on the Federalist Society list of candidates and get 51 votes in the Senate.

i think the Washington Justice should have a practice scrimmage against the GOP softball team

You all aren't ready for these new teams. Catch up on #Brockmire at https://t.co/zHCklMewHr. pic.twitter.com/7paLanZJhg

— Brockmire (@BrockmireIFC) April 10, 2020

so uh
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/07/16/football-world-waits-for-supposed-washington-post-story-on-washington-team/